Busta:

@ Jackal,

me and u . . out talk is for later.
I can't even believe u can say all those ooppps u were yarning.

Busta, don't be mad at me.
J-girl started it.

@ J-girl,

Women work too?  What kinda work?
Lying down there like logs of wood is working? Hmmmmmmm
I rest me case.

4 Him:

my Lord your food is ready . . . practicing to see how that sounds . . .

But Oga, I forgot to ask why you were practicing it sef

Pataki:

@ Busta,

What do you want her to call him? My Idiot?

Whatever she so decides to call her husband in her matrimonial home is her own prerogative and mutual understanding with her husband simple!

I think I am through with this matter.

hehehehe . . . anything else but my lord.

Infact, "My Idiot" sounds more like it.
its easier for u guys to come here and just say wateva u want but y'all really need to see the way this man was.
I wouldn't say his wife was scared of him even tho she looks terrified but she was sure gave him lots and lots of space. They were interracting more like employer / employee than husband and wife.

is that the way u really wanna treat ur wife and kids?. . . pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

eldee:

But Oga, I forgot to ask why you were practicing it sef

trying to see if i would be able to endure it, sadly no.

Eldee,

How u dey nah? Who is moderating in culture? I need help.

Jackal:

Busta, don't be mad at me.
J-girl started it.

@ J-girl,

Women work too? What kind of work?
Lying down there like logs of wood is working? Hmmmmmmm
I rest me case.

J-girl started what?
Me - i cannot call my husband olowo ori mi - til he dies for my sins. Shikena!
I don't know what kind of women you've been with, but it takes a lot to produce the moans you hear coming out of a woman's mouth.
All kinds of electrifying feelings that produce heat in the body and what is the formula for work again?
Apart from that - there are some impossible positions women take that cause pains but yet we endure to please the men

I know Women work in bed!

Jackal:

@ J-girl,

Women work too? What kind of work?
[b]Lying down there like logs of wood is working? Hmmmmmmm[/b]I rest me case.

Jeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, what kanda log of wood women have u been hanging around?

j-girl:

I know Women work in bed!

Come on . . . . Speak for yourself.

Busta:

Jeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, what kanda log of wood women have u been hanging around?

I am not speaking from ma personal experience. . . . . .

@ Busta,

How I intend to run my family is not an obligation for me to disclose on the forum.

Different swings for different couples. Some women can bear calling their husbands My Lord, some men cannot bear their wives calling them such.

One of my late grandfather's friends has been married for over fifty years now. Both couples call themselves by daddy and mummy in the house. Does it augur well to my taste? Hell NO. But it most suits them over their years of marriage.

My Lord, I find nothing distasteful with it. Simple!

Would you have found it sweet, if she was calling her husband: names which were otherwise?

this argument shld not come up at all. All those women who claim they work in bed shld submit themselves for practicals.

Jackal:

@ J-girl,

Women work too?  What kind of work?
Lying down there like logs of wood is working? Hmmmmmmm
I rest me case.

Why is he complaining like a jittery waterleaf of just that simple task that probably lasts for a few minutes? This automatically means that all the machismo you put out here is undeniably false!!!  

Jackal:

Come on . . . . Speak for yourself.
I am not speaking from ma personal experience. . . . . .

I was speaking for others.
Speak for myself? - I'm a log of wood in bed o! and I call my hubby - My Lord.
I'm sure this makes more sense to a lot of men in this forum.

stillwater:

Why is he complaining like a jittery waterleaf of just that simple task that probably lasts for a few minutes? This automatically means that all the machismo you put out here is undeniably false!!!

Jittery waterleaf?
This is very funny. . . . . .

j-girl:

I was speaking for others.
Speak for myself? - I'm a log of wood in bed o! and I call my hubby - My Lord.
I'm sure this makes more sense to a lot of men in this forum.

Log of wood in bed? He told me something different.
Should i spill the beans?

Jackal:

Log of wood in bed? He told me something different.
Should i spill the beans?

Please spill the beans. I'm sure he's been lying to you. I just sit back and watch him do his thing

j-girl:

Please spill the beans. I'm sure he's been lying to you. I just sit back and watch him do his thing

No wonder u hate men.
The whole fiasco is a waste of time to u, innit?
Get involved a lil bit more and u would appreciate MEN.

@ Jackal.

Where the hell have you been son? U aint Xerx no more or what? OR is you flip-flopping like John Kerry, why the change of moniker?

@ Topic

Its only in Nigeria that most women are subjected to hero-worshipping and ego massaging of their husbands, and it isn't their fault. Its the damn sexist African society.
My Lord? WTF is that? Why should women call their husbands "My Lord" as if we are in those slavic-like British courts where using the word "My Lord" is a necessity.
I read Jackal talking about the word used in the courts!!, definitely NOT in the Home of the free and Brave where we use "Your Honor".

Whose fucking Lord? Huh?. . .Why should women call this same men who hump 'em dry at night my lord, and this is after serving him his meals, tendering his children and even being the depot for his gallons of sementozoa. WTF? This is the highest point of servitude have heard in 21st century Africa.

I see some male folks here suppouting this -ish, what can i say but quiver in my own annoyance and say "whateva float anyones boat"

@ Rikkyjen,

My goodness!!!!
Where have u been? I thunk u went to Lagos with Rio.

You have been westernised. . . .Whats wrong with a woman calling u "MY LORD"?
Life is so short. . . . .and there's no guarantee there will be anutha one.
So enjoy manhood while it lasts.

Your Honor!

home of the free jare

rikkyjen:

@ Jackal.

Where the hell have you been son? You aint Xerx no more or what? OR is you flip-flopping like John Kerry, why the change of moniker?

@ Topic

Its only in Nigeria that most women are subjected to hero-worshipping and ego massaging of their husbands, and it isn't their fault. Its the damn sexist African society.
My Lord? WTF is that? Why should women call their husbands "My Lord" as if we are in those slavic-like British courts where using the word "My Lord" is a necessity.
I read Jackal talking about the word used in the courts!!, definitely NOT in the Home of the free and Brave where we use "Your Honor".

Whose fucking Lord? Huh?. . .Why should women call this same men who hump 'em dry at night my lord, and this is after serving him his meals, tendering his children and even being the depot for his gallons of sementozoa. WTF? This is the highest point of servitude have heard in 21st century Africa.

I see some male folks here suppouting this -ish, what can i say but quiver in my own annoyance and say "whateva float anyones boat"

Kisses for you

stillwater:

Kisses for you

Don't be conned by Rikkyjen. . . . He is a slave driver himself
He relocated from the UK to the USA for various domestic assaults and wife battery alllegations against him.
Now i know what it means when they say women can be gullible.

Jackal:

@ Rikkyjen,

My goodness!!!!
Where have u been? I thunk u went to Lagos with Rio.

You have been westernised. . . .Whats wrong with a woman calling u "MY LORD"?
Life is so short. . . . .and there's no guarantee there will be anutha one.
So enjoy manhood while it lasts.

Son, you heard Rio was made a Chief. . . Cheiftaincy in Nigeria is a joke! Its for the highest bidder. Fiwagbola my left butt-cheek!!
Son, you should be a chief for upholding those yeye and archaic traditional values of Men being the head, as reflected in all your sexist posts

Westernised? Nah mate, am cock sure you've been in the West before me!! Its just that women(anywhere in the world) shouldn't be treated like doormats and 10th class citizens. When you instruct a woman to call you Lord, Daddy and other name with sexist connotations, it becomes a slap on womanhood, a slap on Feminity and a double slap on the Vaginals that brought every guy to this world.

Damn! Son, i suspect you is just bluffing cos we is on a forum , Dont lie, you dont agree with all you've posted on this board, my elf mind tells me you open the door for your missus, dont ya? . . . If you lie, i would invoke Amadioha, Sango, Diablo and Damballa on ya

rikkyjen:

Son, you heard Rio was made a Chief. . . Cheiftaincy in Nigeria is a joke! Its for the highest bidder. Fiwagbola my left butt-cheek!!
Son, you should be a chief for upholding those yeye and archaic traditional values of Men being the head, as reflected in all your sexist posts

Westernised? Nah mate, am cock sure you've been in the West before me!! Its just that women(anywhere in the world) shouldn't be treated like doormats and 10th class citizens. When you instruct a woman to call you Lord, Daddy and other name with sexist connotations, it becomes a slap on womanhood, a slap on Feminity and a double slap on the Vaginals that brought every guy to this world.

Damn! Son, i suspect you is just bluffing because we is on a forum , Dont lie, you don't agree with all you've posted on this board, my elf mind tells me you open the door for your missus, don't ya? . . . If you lie, i would invoke Amadioha, Sango, Diablo and Damballa on ya

Absolutely!!!!

I am a gentleman and was trained properly to respect women.

Jackal:

Don't be conned by Rikkyjen. . . . He is a slave driver himself
He relocated from the UK to the USA for various domestic assaults and wife battery alllegations against him.
Now i know what it means when they say women can be gullible.

Hahahah, Xerx, that was a cheap-ass shot! , . . . Cha, Cha, Cha. . . .  You forgeting Rikkyjen prefers to live in the Antactica than the UK?

Westernised? Nah mate, am cock sure you've been in the West before me!! Its just that women(anywhere in the world) shouldn't be treated like doormats and 10th class citizens. When you instruct a woman to call you Lord, Daddy and other name with sexist connotations, it becomes a slap on womanhood, a slap on Feminity and a double slap on the Vaginals that brought every guy to this world.

Kisses for you again.

Jackal:

Absolutely!!!!

I am a gentleman and was trained properly to respect women.

That gentleman should be gentle[b]maniac[/b] instead.

stillwater:


That gentleman should be gentle[b]maniac[/b] instead.

Bite me!!!!

rikkyjen:

Hahahah, Xerx, that was a cheap-ass shot! , . . . Cha, Cha, Cha. . . .  You forgeting Rikkyjen prefers to live in the Antactica than the UK?

Exactly ma point.

Met. Police still have a valid warrant of arrest for your ass.
Until it expires, don't even think about coming to the UK.
We shall meet in Abuja in august to see pre-season games there.

P.S. It took anutha 400 years for u guys to fully abolish slave trade after the Brits did. So who is fooling who?
Even in Naija where we come from, they say " My Lord" or have u forgotten Oputa panel?

P.S. It took anutha 400 years for u guys to fully abolish slave trade after the Brits did. So who is fooling who?
Even in Naija where we come from, they say " My Lord" or have u forgotten Oputa panel?

As for the 400 years question, I dont wanna toe that path with ya. I plead the 5th on that!!!

As for the Naija "My Lord" ish, you know Naija borrowed that slavic shyte from the UK. . .Nigerian;s legal system is modelled after the UK's, so it aint surprising we have the "my lord" shyte in the courtroom and in the bedroom. Nigeria itself is a microcosym of what it practices, so i aint surprised you are in love with this ''my lord'' bunkum

Rikky pleading the 5th Amendment. . . . . .Thats a huge compliment.
Remember when those rednecks used to put Black peops at the back of the bus?
Is that not slavic-like??

Nuthing wrong with "my lord" as long as both parties are comfy with it.
It is still miles better than "were" and "anuofia" most couples call emselves in Naija.
Do u reckon, son??

Jackal:

Rikky pleading the 5th Amendment. . . . . .Thats a huge compliment.
Remember when those rednecks used to put Black peops at the back of the bus?
Is that not slavic-like??

Nuthing wrong with "my lord" as long as both parties are comfy with it.
It is still miles better than "were" and "anuofia" most couples call emselves in Naija.
Do u reckon, son??

The bolded part WAS true and has been stopped. . . but why you gotta call your fellow man a "Lord" in the British Isles or as a Naijaman allow your wife call you Lord?
Allowing your wife to call you lord is the slavic shiznit son
Try this. . ."Lord Chacal. . .or is it "Lord Xerx"? . It makes you sound like some Buddha Monk or some Hindu temple boy in charge of the temple beatification

@ Rikkyjen,

I said there's nuthing wrong with it as long as the parties involved are comfy with it.
At the end of the day, calling him "LORD" does not really guarantee maximum respect.
Sometimes u respect people u call by their 1st names than othe ones u call "SIR", innit?

My Lord?

Each to his/her own.

No one has all knowledge except God. There are no absolutes in terms of what is right or wrong