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Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Decryptor(m): 5:58pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
Dallas Cowgirl: From Texas to Dallas...Get ready for another ban. Ozu nwuru anwu n'uguru! |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Nobody: 5:58pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
njuwo: Baby u knw say i get mouth odour, i need breathin space abeg. My favourite. lol..,u no well seriously |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Ustec: 6:03pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
Na lie jare....all dos words are mostly use by ladies...a guy don't always look 4 excuses or b pretending,rather he tells d girl its over....but a lady will never do dat...instead she programmed all dos cooked words op had just mentioned as an excuse....! 1 Like |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Positiveminds(m): 6:07pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
Your heart must have suffered many emotional surgery to have survived up to this time. |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by sugardaddy1(m): 6:07pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
My wife found out! So, we need to slow things down for now. |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Damikevin(m): 6:09pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
PweetyJay: The "It's not you, it's me." line isn't the most ridiculous one men came up with to break up with us. There's lots more where that came from! |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Babymontana(f): 6:13pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
He said we are too attachd nd ready to do funny tinx nd 6c t my final year in sch,t beta we split nw.2b sincere,i nva undstod al dz gibberish he said.nd am stil planing to xplain aga.guys ehHe said we are too attachd nd ready to do funny tinx nd 6c t my final year in sch,t beta we split nw.2b sincere,i nva undstod al dz gibberish he said.nd am stil planing to xplain aga.guys ehHe said we are too attachd nd ready to do funny tinx nd 6c t my final year in sch,t beta we split nw.2b sincere,i nva undstod al dz gibberish he said.nd am stil planing to xplain aga.guys eh |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Josyjay(m): 6:15pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
Neva broke up with a gal so I dnt knw...wld grab sum of dis phrase tho |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Olamira(f): 6:18pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
Your bad breath sucks. I'm done! |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Nobody: 6:19pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
1st un-friend her on Fb, then delete her mobile num off my phone and ensure she's aware of it(by asking her 4her num each tym we jam each other). If she still doesn't get the drift, then I say " you can now enjoy yourself as much as you like, I'll never mind." 1 Like |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Nobody: 6:20pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
ireneidiva: Poster,women use these lines too.So women would also want to just sleep with as many men as possible? Gross!!! |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by sugardaddy1(m): 6:26pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
nikkyshyne: You get to your boyfriend's house and the gateman says 'Oga talk say make I tell you make you no come here again' I used this as a bachelor then. Very effective for most stubborn "chewing gumming" ladies who try to impose marriage on guys. Requirement: You must live in a fenced compound with security man always at the gate Caution: Be ready to go into hiding within the first 24-48 hrs of usage. If not, if she catches you, na Igbobi straight for you o. |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by snowhill(m): 6:31pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
sexymoma: I HAVE GIVEN MY LIFE TO CHRIST...... SO I WANT TO TRACE MY WAY BACK SPIRITUALLY.and u bear "sexymoma"?? I pity U; people like U run extra packages outside mariage nd claim holy daughter during church on sunday, |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Yahoo1(m): 6:32pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
Baby montana: He said we are too attachd nd ready to do funny tinx nd 6c t my final year in sch,t beta we split nw.2b sincere,i nva undstod al dz gibberish he said.nd am stil planing to xplain aga.guys ehHe said we are too attachd nd ready to do funny tinx nd 6c t my final year in sch,t beta we split nw.2b sincere,i nva undstod al dz gibberish he said.nd am stil planing to xplain aga.guys ehHe said we are too attachd nd ready to do funny tinx nd 6c t my final year in sch,t beta we split nw.2b sincere,i nva undstod al dz gibberish he said.nd am stil planing to xplain aga.guys ehdiz ur abbreviations are funny.....are yu writing for us to read,or just thinking out loud? :-/ 3 Likes |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Yahoo1(m): 6:34pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
[quote author=Dami kevin][/quote]oga nawao....... |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Blazinraj01(f): 6:39pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
addictiv: mine went like this yesterday after two good years of a blissful relationship,i noticed she was consciously avoiding me and asked her about it and this was her response She wants to go to a 'Rehab' because you are too 'Addictive'. |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by lordkrato(m): 6:43pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
Lilaex: ------/\____\ SERIOUSLY MAHN....GA.Y-AZZ-TINZ |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Nobody: 6:44pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
Thanx op for this..because you just gave me the link to break up with my girl friend..am using number 4 |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by eldoradoxx: 6:45pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
Dem still they break up these days? What we used to know back then in school was to give the lady every good reason to sack us. Once this was achieved we would celebrate secretly while giving the impression of a hurting heart broken guy to the nearest babe. Hahahahahahahahaha. Those days were fun shaa. |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by 0108(m): 6:51pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
I just lost my job. It is more effective than chloroquine. 1 Like |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by AZeD1(m): 6:59pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
Baby montana: He said we are too attachd nd ready to do funny tinx nd 6c t my final year in sch,t beta we split nw.2b sincere,i nva undstod al dz gibberish he said.nd am stil planing to xplain aga.guys ehHe said we are too attachd nd ready to do funny tinx nd 6c t my final year in sch,t beta we split nw.2b sincere,i nva undstod al dz gibberish he said.nd am stil planing to xplain aga.guys ehHe said we are too attachd nd ready to do funny tinx nd 6c t my final year in sch,t beta we split nw.2b sincere,i nva undstod al dz gibberish he said.nd am stil planing to xplain aga.guys eh I believe your spelling drove him away.. |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Gdjay(m): 7:00pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
I LOVE SLEEPING WITH YOU, BUT I LIKE WAKING UP ALONE. |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Testerfuze(m): 7:02pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
Cnt help bt jst comment....Lolzz |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by berryice(f): 7:06pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
Hahaha rotfl ,they wld still say,ure d best tin dah eva happd 2 me,buh I need more tym 2 make moni*story dah touches my yansh |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by sdavirus: 7:06pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
Hahahahaha.. Truth is, these lines may seem lame, but they are the truth sometimes. Not everyone can deal with the pressure, with dem ladies hassling some guys about "when are we gonna get married" and all that stuff... Not everyone can deal with it, when they aren't meeting up financially.. |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Bryancrox(m): 7:08pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
What about dis Me : babe e be like say we go end dis relationship o Babe : but why? yhu knw i love you Me : sharap dere wetin you know about love Babe : what has come over you? Me : Na you smtin come over,wen we start our relationship na #150k dey my account bt na how much dey #3k...I dor tire 4 you go ur way i go my way is over Babe : pls pls 4 Likes |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Cathaliya: 7:09pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
me ke, use phrases? I go tell you face to face ghan. " Guy, e don do o jare. Everybody relocate your lane and remain there". That way no need for the man to think he is dreaming. I go knack instant reality enter im head. |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Lilamartedi(f): 7:09pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
When he goes like :Baby it's nt you,it's me..Things got complicated at my end so i had to compromise,i still love u nd wanna be there for u tho..Blehhh! 1 Like |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by hisawesomeness(m): 7:31pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
Hmmm! Did they all tell u this when they leaving u? |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by CzarChris(m): 7:34pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
And persin go come ask why am addicted to NL...LMFAO. Was having a terrible day, but with this, am well entertained. @topic, I no get time for long story, just give her the silent treatment, case closed. NB:Unless she's to damn hot then I use the, "swerry your so important to me, the only thing I can think of is your happiness, I can't give you the life you deserve, you are worth more". Works everytime, can still shine congo anytime. |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Nobody: 7:40pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
I just realise he dumped me 2days ago 1 Like |
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by maafen: 7:43pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
What a great relief ℓ got when saw thee end of this poo. ℓ just wasted time reading it |
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