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Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Greaaat: 7:10am On Sep 14, 2013
his awesomeness: Hmmm! Did they all tell u this when they leaving u?
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by cherieb2(f): 7:24am On Sep 14, 2013
What's wrong in telling the girl the truth S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ that if it's her fault she can work on herself and her weakness and save herself of going through another heart break again. Ɣε̲̣̣̣̥§, she might be hurt(which is normal) but later on she will get τ̅☺ know you just gave her the best break-up gift and appreciate you for it.
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by mzkanye(f): 7:47am On Sep 14, 2013
August 1st..."u deserve beta, I feel u love me too much dan I do. En u can help me on how to love yu" like criously I deserve d best..mhen it was crazy..I was shaking tru d nite...guys sha!! #teamHartless#
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by kliq(m): 7:56am On Sep 14, 2013
Number 8
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by tomzman: 7:56am On Sep 14, 2013
PweetyJay:


errrrhm In my opinion dude! u been dumped!!! cheesy grin lipsrsealed
Gbam! There's no other meaning to that.

Nice thread. Hmmn, I won't post further comments for now. Let me see if I can pick up more lines.
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Babymontana(f): 8:19am On Sep 14, 2013
A-ZeD:


I believe your spelling drove him away..
.hahahahaha.i abbreviate alot.t saves time bt i wil change that when commenting on nairaland
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by ponti93(m): 8:26am On Sep 14, 2013
Rityben: undecided
I just realise he dumped me 2days ago
eya...dnt wory i'll treat u beta...

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Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Yahoo1(m): 8:34am On Sep 14, 2013
walex2bad: habatically!!
lol
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by 2sizzlin(m): 8:58am On Sep 14, 2013
addictiv: mine went like this yesterday after two good years of a blissful relationship,i noticed she was consciously avoiding me and asked her about it and this was her response

woman :i love you but i really need to be alone right now, i need to think things through cos our relationship is so complicated.

addictiv: k how long should i wait for you to make up you mind?

woman: i dont know, i just want to be alone for sometime


addictiv: i want to see you

woman:no i cant see you,i want to be by myself

addictiv:can i call you

woman:yes feel free to call me anytime

please translate this for me cos me isnt thinking straight ryt now


My new boyfriend says I can't see my ex, and I understand it's a new relationship I need no distractions grin
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by eightsin(m): 9:02am On Sep 14, 2013
Mostly, i just change my number.
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by interleukin(f): 9:23am On Sep 14, 2013
Try this break up line.
I saw u chasing me in a dream for the thrid time in two weeks. I talked to my sister about it and she said we should stay away from each other for a while and i should be more prayerful. Right now sef, i want to go and pray. But before i go, do u have a spirit husband that makes love to you in your dreams. Uwaka. Shege. Banza kowai.

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Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Lilaex: 9:50am On Sep 14, 2013
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Copy copy right... U no fit use ur own brain abi u no get sef.. !diot...fooool..
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by mercurie(f): 10:02am On Sep 14, 2013
"Don't worry if we are meant to be God will surely bring us back 2geda, what will be will be". Lol, que sera sera
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by 2sizzlin(m): 10:03am On Sep 14, 2013
sexymoma: I HAVE GIVEN MY LIFE TO CHRIST...... SO I WANT TO TRACE MY WAY BACK SPIRITUALLY.



I'm done running things with an occultist grin grin
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by 2sizzlin(m): 10:10am On Sep 14, 2013
mercurie: "Don't worry if we are meant to be God will surely bring us back 2geda, what will be will be". Lol, que sera sera


I'd send you the venue of ma wedding tru a text. if u like come if u don't like, stay.
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by 2sizzlin(m): 10:13am On Sep 14, 2013
interleukin: Try this break up line.
I saw u chasing me in a dream for the thrid time in two weeks. I talked to my sister about it and she said we should stay away from each other for a while and i should be more prayerful. Right now sef, i want to go and pray. But before i go, do u have a spirit husband that makes love to you in your dreams. Uwaka. Shege. Banza kowai.







aka


what I'm about to do to you, you'd wish u had a spiritual husband to lean on gringringrin

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Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by mrjojo: 10:52am On Sep 14, 2013
Baby, it high time i come out clean with my "original" sexuality, I am GAY!!!
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by costandi(m): 11:57am On Sep 14, 2013
addictiv: mine went like this yesterday after two good years of a blissful relationship,i noticed she was consciously avoiding me and asked her about it and this was her response

woman :i love you but i really need to be alone right now, i need to think things through cos our relationship is so complicated.

addictiv: k how long should i wait for you to make up you mind?

woman: i dont know, i just want to be alone for sometime


addictiv: i want to see you

woman:no i cant see you,i want to be by myself

addictiv:can i call you

woman:yes feel free to call me anytime

please translate this for me cos me isnt thinking straight ryt now

Uve subscribed for a new data plan called friend zone. While u watch her get serviced by her new bobo.

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Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by vcvibes(m): 12:16pm On Sep 14, 2013
Afta ignoring her 4 a week, ah call her and thus 'hey, dis relationship is over, dnt ask me why' ends call.
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by petkoffDrake(m): 12:17pm On Sep 14, 2013
Samtex: ar u cheatng on me? BABE: no honey.. In d evning... Samtex: ar u sure ur not cheatng on me? BABE: noo... Nxt day Samtex: babe ur cheatng on me! BABE: swthrt No am not... Do dat for 1wk. D nxt wk. Samtex: am sure ur cheatng on me! BABE : u kno wat? Am tired of dix ur questions!... Samtex: so u quit? Babe: ya! Samtex: beta 4u

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Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by costandi(m): 12:24pm On Sep 14, 2013
adeaugustus: Seriously, it has never cross my mind to ask a girl out. But if am to dump a girl, I'd be straight with her, so that she can take note of the Achilles in her next relationship.

If she's too lousy, I would use the line "I hope you would see this in a civilized way, I find you too lousy which I can't bare for the rest of my life, in other to avoid wasting each others time in a relationship that is bound to doom, I'd rather suggest that we say farewell"
so childish. maybe its cos ure not in relationship yet. When u get into one U'd realize how hard it is to go this straight.

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Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Anugod(f): 12:51pm On Sep 14, 2013
Am sorry but we're not compatible. I still love you, but its not working. You deserve someone better undecided
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Treasure103(f): 1:11pm On Sep 14, 2013
Babe,I love u so much&wish to settle down with u but I need to make money as a man,I suggest we have a break 4 sumtime#akukomikeejeagha# abehg taxi drop me at Dunamis Church,Area 1 make I go pray to God jare. Men matter; na God go help person.
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by addictiv(m): 3:30pm On Sep 14, 2013
costandi:
Uve subscribed for a new data plan called friend zone. While u watch her get serviced by her new bobo.
thanks for the enlightment...really a bitter pill to swallow.....just cant get why this is happening now, we used to be so passionate about each other.....really want to win her back....
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by FreddywellsNGN(m): 5:25pm On Sep 14, 2013
switdil: shocked shocked shocked
Eeeeyaa
@ OP
Sorryy ooo
Men r wicked sha!!!
...Women are heartless sha.
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by FreddywellsNGN(m): 5:34pm On Sep 14, 2013
Treasure103: Babe,I love u so much&wish to settle down with u but I need to make money as a man,I suggest we have a break 4 sumtime#akukomikeejeagha# abehg taxi drop me at Dunamis Church,Area 1 make I go pray to God jare. Men matter; na God go help person.
...stop pretending ladies dont love the money thang..they'l start acting like "we can manage wit the 'so little' available..afterall,understanding is wat we need.A bigger dulling arrangement!Before nko,"money matters,"jor.
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by uchvic(m): 8:52pm On Sep 14, 2013
Ladies, make una no blame we guys. Wen God create us, as dem programm ringtone inside phone, na so. Dem programm LAMBA inside us.. Na follow-come
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by civilgun90(m): 9:34pm On Sep 14, 2013
addictiv: mine went like this yesterday after two good years of a blissful relationship,i noticed she was consciously avoiding me and asked her about it and this was her response

woman :i love you but i really need to be alone right now, i need to think things through cos our relationship is so complicated.

addictiv: k how long should i wait for you to make up you mind?

woman: i dont know, i just want to be alone for sometime


addictiv: i want to see you

woman:no i cant see you,i want to be by myself

addictiv:can i call you

woman:yes feel free to call me anytime

please translate this for me cos me isnt thinking straight ryt now
............she wan drop u, but keep u as a spare tire incase d new bobo....do chop and run.....den she will come back for u....BUT AR U A LEARNER BRO....?
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by addictiv(m): 10:16pm On Sep 14, 2013
civilgun90: ............she wan drop u, but keep u as a spare tire incase d new bobo....do chop and run.....den she will come back for u....BUT AR U A LEARNER BRO....?
i need profound schooling now my guy....oya nak me strategy on overthrow and reconquer sharp sharp....
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by dozzygr8(m): 10:57pm On Sep 14, 2013
I dnt think i deserve u.
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by eloraelora: 12:06am On Sep 15, 2013
walex2bad: Pls help, any gal i ask out, turnz me down..Wat shuld I do? I guess it's God callinq me 2 work wit/4 him..'coz luv of galz iz ma only weak point..
Maybe uv got very bad breath...use close-up
Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by novakanedrake: 4:13am On Sep 15, 2013
Can't stop laughing. This post is really making my day so much i had to keep following it. Guys sha.............

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