Ohwhy:

Fineboy with no pimples, i hold you?
Are u looking for oranges?
Wetin u find go my overripe pimples?
Smh

Truckpusher: This ugly girl with over ripe pimples ,you no go leave me alone?

Are you looking for some bananas?.....oya identify your selling point

Ohwhy:

Hey! Dont put words in my mouth na. All d'truckpushers are normal cos they are really truckpushers... Dis wan is a wanna be truckpusher which is abnormally normal. He started it first, let him come and defend himself, abi una be him mama..

Faith93: are you sell banana for market or are u fruit banana u av monkey and friend is good for wen playing

Ohwhy:

Ask truck pusher.. He's a really good translator

Blakjewelry: I have learnt my lesson i only chat with white chicks or black americans.

Faith93: please stope I dnt know fault I have here bt give me chance to chat for you ppoeple post.

Faith93: please stope I dnt know fault I have here bt give me chance to chat for you ppoeple post.

Ohwhy:

Fineboy with no pimples, i hold you?
Are u looking for oranges?
Wetin u find go my overripe pimples?
Smh

caseless: and truckpusher is yet to help me out of this. truck, where are u?

Truckpusher: Boy! what do you want me to translate for you?

Truckpusher: weed and Nairaland is a bad idea my dear....

Truckpusher: Nne ,oya sorry eh.....at least you dey quick vex

caseless:

she no go fit cope for nairaland b dat.

caseless: faith, de drag skunk; dz i'm very sure of.

Truckpusher: She dun quickly go change her profile pishure

i dun even send her PM

omo! these small girls for NL no fit kill us hereooo

Truckpusher: That girl na alien ,keep away from her, before she'll abduct you and change you to something else......because i'll personally capture you and imprison you for becoming a danger to humanity

zeelo2014: As a guy, I'll blame us more. why? we tend to chase girls alot, Naija guys over toast, we are easily predictable with the mode of toasting. Most guys should learn to ignore these girls more often & u'll see how they'll run after u. Naturally I hate petty talks, I hate girls snubbing me instead I snub them first, I give out my real phone & bb pin reluctantly. A girl puts up a pics, u hear guys say " Baby u're the prettiest", "u're too sexy", " Can I be be blessed to know u" and I'm like wtf? If all guys are like me ehn, naija girls go change within a week.

nkwachiabel: 8-| ˚°◦hmmm!.. <//>.
_\\_! All dese pple wey hate slip sef. Smh. Wey narrator Laz93 nd adex How una nyt Met wit ade last nyt

Faith93: u pooeple have sell fruit now for nairaland.u like orangE nd banana me i av a like watermelon

Slasha!:
Abegii! Not only girls. Some guys can be so annoying as well. E.g
Boy:Hi
Girl: hello
Boy: how are you?
Girl: I'm fine thanks and you?
Boy: Fine. So how's everything?
Girl: Very fine,We thank God!
Boy: K,How was your night?
Girl: T'was good.
Boy: that's cool. So,hope yu are good?
I'm not just making this up o,typical example of chats some silly guys start.

Dj hack: Looking @ faith93's profile pix,that chick get Manchester(Bobby) atall

caseless: *jumps to her profile, clicks her pfrofile, checks pic and saves for reference*

smal gals no go kill us na, we be their senior brothers.

Ohwhy: Like play like joke... Them deviate from topic. Bia truckpusher, how many times will u peep on my profile pic. I pity your eyes. If i look like a small girl, dat means i can actually lie about my age o! Hmm

@Caseless, make u dey dere dey learn bad thing u hear...

Ohwhy:

Ekpele o! Awon senior boys... Senior for wetin sef? For mouth? Oshisko!

Ohwhy: Like play like joke... Them deviate from topic. Bia truckpusher, how many times will u peep on my profile pic. I pity your eyes. If i look like a small girl, dat means i can actually lie about my age o! Hmm

@Caseless, make u dey dere dey learn bad thing u hear...

Truckpusher: Faith you no dey sleep?