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dont ever get.weary......

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noble4d: Noble is here

Welcome Noble4d

#jogging

gone are the days when akinkudin, edogho, odward, talk2riel n co take dey eat leave me
dis nl blast has made me a glutten

SAW

Me dey here

JigsawKillah: #jogging

gone are the days when akinkudin, edogho, odward, talk2riel n co take dey eat leave me
dis nl blast has made me a glutten

SAW

Guy chop to your satisfaction. We are in ramadan period.

talk2riel:
Guy chop to your satisfaction. We are in ramadan period.

haha
hope it lasts forever!

SAW

HBD to u cho25bc
have fun


SAW

JigsawKillah: HBD to u cho25bc
have fun


SAW

So, she's celebrating her birthday today and didn't tell d family

Sammy Hoe:

So, she's celebrating her birthday today and didn't tell d family

lol i saw it at fp


SAW

[b]Since last week, December 10 wey she don waka enter my shop collect that 3k, me never see am again. I don even register put for facebook because of am, so tey I type Titi inside search like say na only am be dey answer Titi for the whole world.

When I see thousands of Titi wey their face pictures show for me, I shock. The result wey I see no be small thing o. The thing just resemble that time wey Mr Bean dey pursue one fowl wey carry hin flight ticket run, so tey hin pursue am enter one big poultry wey one thousand fowl dey. Oya nah, make I kon begin find my own Titi inside!

Wetin vex me be say guys sef dey inside there dey answer Titi. Na many kind of Titi I even see there. I check Titi titititi o o o o o o o o(till infinity) so tey my Tecno phone N3 wey I just buy begin spark light. The thing hot kon off sef. But me don gather many Titi names put for head sha--I see Titilayo, Titilope, Titilolu, Teetee, Titioye and so on.

I don even customise some Titi wey wan resemble the one wey I dey find. Like three of them sha. I even send message put their wall say make dem accept me say I be friend.

Wetin shock me now now as I see Titi be say one of the Titi wey I dey chat with don even accept say na she be the one wey I dey tok about. I ask am say why she never show for my shop since December 10 and she tell me say she dey down with malaria. I ask am say make she send some of her other pictures because na only one I dey see. She tell me say her subscription go soon finish as we dey chat and she no get money for hand to take do am.

I ask am say which one she dey do and she tok say na MTN Night plan she been don dey since that time wey Airtel dey threaten say dem go do am make BlackBerry plan no work for Android phone again.

I believe say our love don dey work because she sent me message for facebook say she loved me. That day, I happy so tey I wan do mistake nack my head for the pillar wey dey my house; that pillar wey I mistakenly nack my head on top when radio commentary of Nigeria football against Korea for 2010 Fifa World Cup tok say we don score third goal.

Make I yarn tory of the world cup game small sef. That day, I dey watch the match o. But when I watch am reach where Korea give us two-one na hin I waka comot go house dey vex say den don dey win us. I dey house kon dey restive so tey I begin dey blame myself sef, say why I no kuku watch am to the end, because as I dey here so sef, my mind no dey at rest.

Na so I carry Radio dey here the commentary. Na so we play penarity score equalising goal. Na Yakubu vex me. Then tok say the guy just dey misplay.

All of a sudden, commentator shout say "Gooooooaaal for Nigeria!!!" I run like one crazy person go nack my head for pillar outside. Just then na hin I hear say, "Oh no, it's not a goal, but so close!"

Chai! Naija sha! Den fit kill person o! No wonder people dey get hypertension dey die anyhow.

Back to Titi matter. When the message enter my facebook that time, na small he remain make my head hit that pillar again. But e go worth am nah! Abi? This one na love matter o. If things work wella, I fit marry am nah!

Okay, I can sent you change to take to buy card to subscribe na so I send am message that time so tey, she say make I just use the money buy credit text am. I buy credit wey worth #4,000 give am dey hope say I don get wife of my dream. At least she don tok am say she love me and hope to be mine.

When I ask Titi where she dey live, she tell me say the question no be now because her daddy no wan see person with am for now. I first dey shocked when she send that message.

I thought say you have finish your NYSC? Which one you is yarning now?[i]

[i] lol...darling, I'm just joking. Like seriously, you took me serious? grin

Why not? You know me is a serius man I reply. Me is want to marry you, not just to flirt with you

Hmm. And you will enjoy me cos I'm a virgin

A virgin? Good! Me thought before before no more virgin

Now you know, there is and it's me, Titi. Beep you later Chiboy, wanna sleep huh. ZzzzZ

Now as I see Titi dey waka hastily for my front, I run follow am. Na one T-shirt wey den crest 'My Oga At The Top' for hin back she wear. She even dey hurry sef, so tey I begin dey rush say make I catch up with am.

As I dey run towards her na so the first message enter my facebook chat:

Hi dear! na she send the message. I reach her side kon grip her hand.

"Hi my babe," I tell am real life say make I give am surprise, but she look me hissed.

"Hey, you this guy. What's your probs?" she tok kon pull my hand away. She still dey tok when another message sound for my phone. I shock because I no see Titi with phone nah! I run check the message kon see: Hey darling, I'm beeping you and you don't want to answer me? What's wrong this morning?"

Na so I shock!

So, na fake Titi I don dey chat with since all these days.

Chai!!!
[/b]

LMAO!!!!!!

barackodam: LMAO!!!!!!

N be nly y u

chai, i neva still recover for that attack o. all this e-boko haram bad gan. i no even sure say i still be landlord here. who be landlord here? abeg dat room wey near kitchen, how much u go take?

edogho: chai, i neva still recover for that attack o. all this e-boko haram bad gan. i no even sure say i still be landlord here. who be landlord here? abeg dat room wey near kitchen, how much u go take?

Hw long u wan rent??

Una good morning o

Hahahaha sammy! You are tooo much.

01emek: Hahahaha sammy! You are tooo much.

U neva read this thing b4 ni

Sammy Hoe:

U neva read this thing b4 ni

d tin dey sweet if u re-read again sha

barackodam:



Hw long u wan rent??

chai, i don die, dis one wey na baracks i wan give money so. i'm i safe

edogho: chai, i don die, dis one wey na baracks i wan give money so. i'm i safe

Yes u r

barackodam:



Yes u r

K. i don hear, oya take check.

continuation...


[b]Titi see me as my face change when I look inside my phone see the text message wey Titi-wannabe send give me.

"What's the matter?" Titi ask me.

"Nothing too much," I try tok like say me sef don tey inside Oyinbo world. Make I tok truth, that Titi wey dey inside phone don help me small sha o. My grammar wey be like chicken own don improve wella. At least I dmon sabi pass the monkey wey sabi book pass for world now.

If to say na to just dey flirt up and down ni, then that Titi wey dey inside my FB chat no too bad sef, but na wife gan gan I dey find, but I just get high taste sha.

Carol dey come my shop well well come buy something. She dey even always do many many thing make she take catch my attention sef. She even fine sef, but wetin spoil matter be say she be housemaid for one rich woman wey dey maltreat am pass anything.

Carol fine well well sef, but wetin dey there be say, she no even go secondary school at all at all. From primary straight na hin she don turn slave girl for inside person house.

Carol tell me say na corridor she dey sleep whereas her mistress dogs dey sleep ontop mattrass for inside room.

"That woman too bad so tey she no born any pikin--na dogs be her pikins," Carol go make fun if dem send am come buy foodstuff for my shop.

Carol go don reach nineteen years then. I senior ram with eight years nah. Make she go find her own mates, I go tok for my title block mind like say me sef na one ogbonge rich man.

My grammar wey no good no pass say I no develop am since nineteen-ninety-year-wey-I-no-fit-remember wey I don leave school. When I dey school sef na pidgin we dey yarn, so how I wan kon take sabi yarn correct English?

Now I dey feel say me don get two Titi options: one wey dey physical and one wey be say na only her picture I just dey see. Me sef no bother ask am say make she post her other pictures again when I don sabi say she no be the real Titi.

Anyhow sha, one Titi wey dey handy better pass nine Titi wey dey inside 'Facebush'--na Facebook I turn to Facebush so o.

Now make I kuku tell this Titi wey dey real life say I wan marry am. Abi make I even tell the two of them sef. Anyone wey go gree ni...no fight dey there.

For December 20, 2013, I compose my message send am put for Facebook chat give Titi wey be say na inside phone she dey siddon kule all the time.

'I love you and I want to marry you'

That Titi send me 'LWKMD' kon join am with 'ROTFL'.

When I first see the message, I fear say na virus don enter my phone. I run off am remove my battery because me never see that kind jagajaga thing before since past one month wey I join the world wey den dey chat.

When phone first come out that time, na 3310 me sef kuku follow them buy. Na later I change go buy Siemens because na that Jersey I dey see my club Real Madrid dey wear that time. Me believe say the phone go good well well since wey be say all the people wey dey inside that jersey--Rolando Da Viva abi na Dilemma, Zinedine Zenden abi na Mercedez Benz plus Sweet Figure...em, em Luiz Fingo, all of them like that sha, dem dey play well well inside that jersey.

That Siemens make me 'see mess' true true. Na battery be hin problem. If I charge am full finish, five minutes the thing don dey do battery low. Wetin dey vex person be say hin battery low na ringing tone o...one annoying sound go just begin dun Ko ko ko ko ko ko ko...till infinity...

That Siemens wan make person run mad. I don throway am nack wall many times make hin just stop that vexing sound wey hin dey do, but since say na kpalasa, the guy no gree spoil o.

The phone get one small 'horn' for head sha. Na wetin make me like am be that. You for see how my face be when the Siemens enter canal water one day kon swim comot my reach. That day eh...I no fit laugh grin
If you see the way this thing take swim inside the canal...eh...you go laff taya. I for put my hand inside the canal water pick am sharp sharp, but na one strong poopoo run waka come from nowhere kon hug am so tey, for long den just dey escort themselves swim comot.

Na after that Siemens na hin I kon buy one Nokia phone, torchlight wey I use for four years. Now na just last month I buy my Tecno phone, N3 wey I dey use.

I on my phone again, go my facebook chat see that LWKMD and ROTFL inside. Sharperly O don off am again begin run go phone flasher place. I trust that guy, Segun. Na hin dey help me repair all my phones that time. Make hin help me check the viruses flash them comot one time.

But Segun don do me one bad thing before sha o. Na hin sell one Siemens battery give me that year wey hin tell me make I charge am six hours before I use am. I even leave am for fire pass six hours sef, so the thing go fit last well well.

The desktop charger sef don hot well well when I remove the battery put am inside my Siemens wey hin charging point don spoil before.

As I put am finish, na one game wey be WAY OUT arcade game I dey play inside o. True true, I never use am pass fifteen minute when I begin hear ko ko ko ko ko ko. Battery low!!!

Now as I give Segun my phone say na virus dey inside, hin on am ask me where the virus.

I begin do small small dey slide my phone go the facebook chat. Me kuku don subscribe for MTN so data dey well well. I dey fear sef make virus no kon go enter my hand o. Me fear that LWKMD pass that ROTFL.

"You don see am?" I ask Segun.

"Wey am?" Segun dey ask me.

"You no get eye see am? You no see LWKMD and ROTFL ni?"

Segun burst enter inside laugh. Hin even fall for the small 'apoti' hin take siddon sef. When hin siddon back, I ask am, "Wetin happen nah? Why you dey make fun of me nah?"

"Oga Chiboy," Segun tok. "This your phone no go fit last you with this strong strong virus wey dey inside o."

"Ha!" I shout put my hands for head.

"Na the strongest viruses ever liveth be this ones o! LWKMD na Lukumon D be hin name o. LUKUMON DEATH and that other virus, that ROTFL na ROTIMI FELA o. Both of them na the baddest virus ever liveth," Segun tok with bone face o.

"Flash them comot one time!" I fear.

"You better dey happy say you run come my place quick quick o, if not, that LUKUMON D for kill your phone die within two hours. That ROTIMI FELA na hin servant wey dey help am."

"Quick, quick, flash them comot! How much be my money?" na so me ask quick o.

"Na just 1k," Segun tok as if say na on top agbalumo tree money dey grow.

"One ginni?" I put my ear for ground. "I no get that kind money o. See this 'Yoruba Yoruba' boy wey wan dupe Omo Nna o. Dem no born you!"

"Okay nah Oga Chiboy, dey carry your phone go nah. Buh if he spoil before you reach house no tell me say I no tell you o."

Segun face strong. Hmm. Hin dey serious o. And I never even sell much that day o. Which kind expenses be this nah?

"Sege, Sege, na play I dey nah!" I dey rub Segun for back make e fit bring the price come down. "Help me do am #500 nah. I go pay you, see, in cash lesekese, now now," I tok.

"Okay, bring your money first," Segun tok. He collect am pocket am sharply. "Na because na you o."

"Sege, Sege! OBJ," I dey praise am make hin head for dey swell. "You see say you no fit dupe sharp ibo guy like me," I conclude.

Segun just dey laugh with the boy wey dey for hin side.

"Chiboy, you too get aroro," Segun tok. "Take your phone I don do am."

I surprise as I check the facebook chat see say all our conversations don clear. Segun don do magic.

I begin dey waka go back my shop dey look inside phone again. Chatting mode activated.
Na small e remain make one bicycle jam me. If no be say I quickly hold the handlebar of the bicycle with my right hand, me and the boy wey dey ride am for don dey for ground now now.

Now I post message give facebook Titi again:

'As I was say before virus attack. I say I want marry you.'

My phone beep immediately:

"Serious? LWKMD!!! ROTFL!!! LMAO!!!"

Chai! LUKUMON D don come again with one new friend LMAO!!!
I nearly faint[/b]

We almost there

Lorlaahlozz: We almost there

true true!

JigsawKillah:

true true!

a snail is not lame, even though it walks(crawls)very slowly...
@Lorlaahlozz, how meahbouhmeah?

SammyHoe:

a snail is not lame, even though it walks(crawls)very slowly...
@Lorlaahlozz, how meahbouhmeah?

It's kicking

Lorlaahlozz: It's kicking

Good to hear dat...I'm still following...

SammyHoe:
Good to hear dat...I'm still following...

And m always ever following a ur stories