mencade5: blood of jezuz!
that mage for wey u put fear me die!
I like ur yans, and how u delete ur number from her phone. All these girls think say them wise. For where? I wish and pray more guys will realise the truth.

Nasty-clown:
Deal or no deal

mencade5: please go and make friends with your brothers and male cousins,

if i cant fvck and kiss you then its bye bye

princesa: Err... It's me again.

This time around I really wanna know what so wrong in 'friend zoning' a male friend like you guys on Nairaland so detest?

I mean, Is it wrong for a girl to want to have a male friend who she doesn't want to date or be intimately familiar with?

Every post on this zoning thingy I've read on here got me cracking and wondering the perception of the dudes because honestly I don't see the big issue in it. The girl probably sees the guy as a friend or a brother, so what's freaking wrong about it? She must not date every guy na? Haba!

Guys oh, come and answer clearly so that we can understand your stance.

ITbomb: I'm the one that liked all the good post above me.

Fvrk friends, if I don't touch your breastz after 6 weeks of meeting you then bye bye.

Mind you, I have many female friends, but if I show special attention to you and you also expect me to be there for you then don't be selfish.

princesa: Err... It's me again.

This time around I really wanna know what so wrong in 'friend zoning' a male friend like you guys on Nairaland so detest?

I mean, Is it wrong for a girl to want to have a male friend who she doesn't want to date or be intimately familiar with?

Every post on this zoning thingy I've read on here got me cracking and wondering the perception of the dudes because honestly I don't see the big issue in it. The girl probably sees the guy as a friend or a brother, so what's freaking wrong about it? She must not date every guy na? Haba!

Guys oh, come and answer clearly so that we can understand your stance.

Normality:

Am telling u, I am a crusader of NO friendzoning, I dey advice guys seriously about the effects, e fit kill,

LogoDWhiz: The big deal is the way girls take advantage of the situation...

Why do u friend zone a guy, why don't u make it clear if he's a friend or he is more than that. And don't make him do things meant for your bf.. Cos that's why the issue lies..

timpaker: I waste on my time on you, ignored other girls just to be with you and at the end I can't get at least 30% of your body? Oh crap! I'm not a teddy bear #SayNoToFriendZone

zeb04: why can't there be mutual friendship!.....mostimes, friendship is for a life time but intimate r/ship alwys have expiry dates.

3cycle:
Men and breastz eh
Smh

niceeric:
we shall see if it would still remain funny when Ure 40 and single.....

OMA4U: Bro, your own is too fast now. SIX weeks... choii

Calebosko: I just dey wid ma girlfriend,one guy cum pik am for my front comot for Jeep, E no even giv me smal respect,ah say make i login Nairaland so i go forget my sorrow,na i cum see this poo.... Capenter how much 4 this casket??..so na friendzone i bin dey since.

Calebosko: I just dey wid ma girlfriend,one guy cum pik am for my front comot for Jeep, E no even giv me smal respect,ah say make i login Nairaland so i go forget my sorrow,na i cum see this poo.... Capenter how much 4 this casket??..so na friendzone i bin dey since.

ITbomb:
Life is too short to play around bro,
There is one I discarded on Wednesday, after 3 weeks of initial stuff (fast food, calls, chat, recharges, you know na), it came to the point for me to ask her to know my place, she come reply say, she no dey sure whether she should enter another relationship after her last experience, make we be friends.
As she dey talk am, my head dey calculate how much I don spend for the babe.
After she talk finish, I calmly told her say I like her straight forwardness but she for tell me this 2 weeks ago say my feelings for her don pass level to see her as just a friend.
I come tell her bluntly that for my side she cannot eat from the kitchen and yet does not enter the kitchen. Say that arrangement no favour my understanding of a relationship so it cannot work. Paid for the drinks and we left. I delete everything, na last night I see text say my chat no dey go (I blocked am), say she dey bored. I bin wan reply am say make she find me come my place if she dey bored but I come remember wetin Pastor talk today for church, I say make I save the text for draft, I go send am tomorrow

mencade5: you seem demental and hardly understand my point. Madam, friendship is when you dont emotional attachment to a lady, but whereby you wish to date her and she is either postponing or rejecting your request but still brings her useless discussion to you, then that will never work.
Go and tell your brothers those issues and stop disturbing us with it..

Becacia_Barbie: So we cant have male frds again? seriously guys! i see no big deal in friendzoning a guy...i tak my male frds serious and really appreciate them more, so isnt that enough? its not even a must u get us gifts, i dont need it...just your friendship and i dont think thats asking for too much.

ITbomb:
Life is too short to play around bro,
There is one I discarded on Wednesday, after 3 weeks of initial stuff (fast food, calls, chat, recharges, you know na), it came to the point for me to ask her to know my place, she come reply say, she no dey sure whether she should enter another relationship after her last experience, make we be friends.
As she dey talk am, my head dey calculate how much I don spend for the babe.
After she talk finish, I calmly told her say I like her straight forwardness but she for tell me this 2 weeks ago say my feelings for her don pass level to see her as just a friend.
I come tell her bluntly that for my side she cannot eat from the kitchen and yet does not enter the kitchen. Say that arrangement no favour my understanding of a relationship so it cannot work. Paid for the drinks and we left. I delete everything, na last night I see text say my chat no dey go (I blocked am), say she dey bored. I bin wan reply am say make she find me come my place if she dey bored but I come remember wetin Pastor talk today for church, I say make I save the text for draft, I go send am tomorrow

Oahray: Lol. Friendzone. Truth is everyone would like to get good things without having to work too hard for it. Most girls like it when you give them the world without having to give you anything in return. Same way many guys like sex without commitment.

Guys don wise up. If you want a girl, be straight forward. Tell her and let her tell you yes or no. If she can't answer, take it as a no and move on with your life. If you think you can melt her heart just by being a nice guy, OYO o. Girls full everywhere.

Being just friends with girls no bad sha. How many girls you wan date at a time? Just let them realise that they are not all that special, and don't spend on them.

la furia:

Lol, most guys don't have problem with what you are saying. Most of us here have very good female friends. The simple problem is when the gal turns the guy into a boyfriend ( making time, going out, shopping on done the guy expense etc) but still maintain the guy is just friend, in most cases it's the gal who keep asking for favors and when you say let's take it to the next level, she says no.

OMA4U: What is breastz without men, how much does the baby want to suck?

3cycle:
Men are adults and derive no nutritional value sucking it unlike babies that the milk nourishes and helps to grow.
But an adult with 32teeth will position himself in such a way that surprises me just to suck the breastz. Is there a means a woman can permanently wean an adult from sucking the breast?