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Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by JuanDeDios: 7:32pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
selena: A friend of mine by the name of Rebecca saw a former classmate at a wedding...in fact this guy tried to scope her a few years ago.after my friend approached him to say hello, all he asked was Rebecca right?...my friend replied that mmm mm..it's Cindy·Ode...He needed to make sure it was Rebecca. 3 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by JuanDeDios: 7:34pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
chibwike: Someone asked a blind man "can you see your dreams"?That's an intelligent question. Why do you think it's dumb? By the way, a blind man who used to be sighted would see in his dreams. One who was born blind would not. 3 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by dammytosh: 7:35pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
stacomaster: In a Restaurant.. Jeeez |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by oluwasegun007(m): 7:37pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
My ex-girlfriend asking me 2weeks into our relationship if I was a VIRGIN |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by JuanDeDios: 7:38pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Ishilove: Most of the so-called dumb questions I've seen in this thread are not dumb, but simply rhetorical questions, that is, questions that are asked for the sake of emphasis, and not to get an answer. You guys should note the difference.Good to see a sensible post. People don't even use their heads anymore. At this rate you can't ask these guys "How are you?" 3 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by Pr0ton: 7:39pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
How old are you? |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by ceeceeco: 7:39pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Dat moment wen u're having ur meal & someone just walked in & ask u if u're eating. Ans; No, i'm just doing some experiment. |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by Remii(m): 7:39pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
How was your night? |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by devigblegble: 7:39pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Stupid bi tch asking me if I was African , I'm like no I'm Mongolian stupid |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by ceeceeco: 7:42pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Dat moment wen u're in d bathroom taking ur bath, & someone came in & ask u if u're taking ur bath? Dumbest question. No i'm swimming in d pool. |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by drizzy009: 7:43pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
taraboo: Trust me am a full blooded nigerian and I understand that it has become a norm for most Nigerians to ask obvious questions which I find dumb buh that doesn't stopit from having the quality of Dumb anyways!was asked for hot pure water inside the refrigerator |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by naijaboiy: 7:50pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
natureblack: Sometime in the month of February this year,my barber asked me the following and I quote "guy na which year dem go play this Brazil 2014 world-cup" *Falls off Watermelon tree* |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by MARKone(m): 7:52pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
News on the death of Justina Obi one of the Nurses that attended to Patrick Sawyer was carried by LIB now. See one question by one Anon: RIP to the her anyway.
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Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by Nobody: 7:52pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
sirjohnson: You aint seen nothing yet, Read the dumbest questions ever asked online HERE and the hilarious answers, you will laugh your ass out I swear Gosh!!....I do miss that website.....So many crazy people on there |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by lekhane(m): 7:54pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Can't forget this Back in school, I was gisting my room mate about what happened to someone, and he asked 'is SHE a FEMALE?' Am like no o, she's a male |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by WhyNa: 7:56pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
During xmas time, with chickens all over, a visitor comes and asks 'whose feather is this!' na my feather 1 Like |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by Nobody: 7:57pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Principal , Do you come with Two teachers?Na only you waka come When the First Lady is calling you to comeand find your child will you keep quiet? 1 Like |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by satowind(m): 7:58pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
khalebzy: Me: Dad i passed my waecWho helped you write it? 1 Like |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by Nobody: 8:02pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
An idiot asking for my name on Nairaland forum. |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by bidexmat(m): 8:03pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
I was profusely chiseling 1 babe frm behind, she turned to look @me and asked, " donatus, wat re you doing?!, *shoooo* " I dey roast corn! 2 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by Alexk2(m): 8:05pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
khalebzy: this one na serious questn...why nt just answer him b4 u term it a dumb ??..... |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by keddyluv(f): 8:06pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
My own was reaching nigeria and going to say hello to my auntie and she asked if I have arrived I said no auntie I'm still in London 1 Like |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by room089: 8:06pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Ebola dey kill? |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by sexylogan(m): 8:09pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
@ the filling station; Oga, u wan buy fuel? Me: eh, eh. I came to fill my tank with akara. Mtscheeew |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by bukason: 8:10pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
This topic make front page? |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by Nobody: 8:12pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
glitest: An idiot asking for my name on Nairaland forum.Idiot s a foul lang ba'e, u gotta keep cool 1 Like |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by Henix(m): 8:16pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Q: why do Igbos like money? A: I was like, who doesnt! |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by Savigne(f): 8:18pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
khalebzy: Me: Dad i passed my waecReading your post I can't possibly see why he should ask such a question |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by Freegud(m): 8:21pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
I jzt day waka my own jejeje, okada man stop nd ask me u day go? 2 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by defendedvictim(m): 8:24pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
JuanDeDios:dat kind conversation. d funniest part wz dat I said, 'yes its me' |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by Nobody: 8:24pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
polymathic: Idiot s a foul lang ba'e, u gotta keep cool Okay! |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by Ikamenze(m): 8:27pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Is your dick white too? Do you eat pepper and salt? Why is thr no black spot on ur body? Can you see me? How many fingers do I have up? if u marry a black girl how will your children be like sef? How come every other person in ur Family is black and u re white? I can't date an albino...(Well dis one is really not a question but its just as dumb) |
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