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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Gozieekenkwo(m): 8:58am On Sep 01, 2014 |
valmunich: were are y0u fr0m? |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by nickz(m): 8:59am On Sep 01, 2014 |
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGHHappy Birthday!!! may the best of your yesterday be the worst of your tomorrow NOW,where is my rice 1 Like |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by valmunich(m): 9:00am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Gozieekenkwo:I be igbo boy oo, Imo |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 9:01am On Sep 01, 2014 |
life izz tew short for iranu 1 Like
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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 9:01am On Sep 01, 2014 |
nickz: Happy Birthday!!! may the best of your yesterday be the worst of your tomorrowTHANKSRICE IS COMING SOON |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by 100Cents: 9:01am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Toasting a girl is not the drill but converting her on your bed. For me, I can pick up any ladies phone number at sight.. I don vex.. |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by javadoctor(m): 9:02am On Sep 01, 2014 |
This is the dumbest thing I might probably. Hear today. Can I have 2 minutes of my life back? @ op 1 Like |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by marcyemi(m): 9:02am On Sep 01, 2014 |
[/color][color=#770077] dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH HAPPY BIRTHDAY. LLNP Live for christ |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Omomehn: 9:05am On Sep 01, 2014 |
valmunich: Na me fit die on top ur matter forget wizzymake erigga catch u. |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by streetzdreamz(m): 9:05am On Sep 01, 2014 |
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGHfunny u,may all ur best wishes come true,happy birthday dear. |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Willgates(m): 9:08am On Sep 01, 2014 |
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH wow..my birth month mate Mind is 3rd. Wish u d best mate...live forever! |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by nickz(m): 9:08am On Sep 01, 2014 |
dhammyg:fried rice oh,with turkey(not chicken) and fried egg.......with one bottle of andre ASAP |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 9:10am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Willgates: marcyemi: [/color][color=#770077] streetzdreamz: funny u,may all ur best wishes come true,happy birthday dear. marcyemi: [/color][color=#770077]THANKS |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by RatedStar: 9:12am On Sep 01, 2014 |
maynation: Not funny tho If you dont find this funny, den your sense of humor most be severely compromised. |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by RatedStar: 9:13am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Omomehn: make erigga catch u. Ashey no be only me dey listen to dat guys lyrics. |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by babzlim(m): 9:16am On Sep 01, 2014 |
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGHU BE SMALL PIKIN SMHHHHHH, IN SHORT HAPPY HAPPY. |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Otamayomi1(f): 9:18am On Sep 01, 2014 |
[color=#990000][/color] Just smilling. Nice 1. |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by hiss(m): 9:22am On Sep 01, 2014 |
valmunich: Na me fit die on top ur matter forget wizzyJust tell d babe UR PANT IS MY HANDKERCHIEF..she go love u sharp sharp 1 Like |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by maynation(f): 9:27am On Sep 01, 2014 |
RatedStar:go and .... |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by MARKone(m): 9:30am On Sep 01, 2014 |
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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by StealthyMe(m): 9:32am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Number 8 And some Nigerian ladies be like " What?!" You're referring to me as the fallen Angel? Na dia the matter go end after she fix deposit u slap 2 Likes |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Gozieekenkwo(m): 9:32am On Sep 01, 2014 |
valmunich: y0u be ma br0da self, im0 state, i n0 sabi speak but make i try, kewanu? I dey east 4 n0w, buh i n0 gr0w 4 east...b0rn, bred and butter in west....lag0s |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Oluwason(m): 9:33am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Idrismusty97: No u are wrong, its the other way round, 700 wives n 300 concubines. |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by ndeepurity(m): 9:34am On Sep 01, 2014 |
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH wow! i love the mirror, but i think i like the image displayed on the mirror more. Happy birthday pumpkin |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by smudge2079(m): 9:34am On Sep 01, 2014 |
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGHLLNP hip hip hip hurray! |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by tofam3k3(m): 9:34am On Sep 01, 2014 |
I'm not a fan of cheesy lines. How about "I like you! Oya talk your own" 1 Like |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by valmunich(m): 9:39am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Gozieekenkwo:Lol.. Odimma oo, just try learn am, small small e go master u. I was born and raised in the east |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by SugaryBelle(f): 9:39am On Sep 01, 2014 |
I don't find this funny,but i like no 8. |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Beckybeky(f): 9:40am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Not funny to me |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Ignatio(m): 9:41am On Sep 01, 2014 |
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH Happy Birthday. Let me take you out for a birthday lunch. |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by goalburner(m): 9:46am On Sep 01, 2014 |
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGHHappy Bday. LLNP Now sinx u'v gotten so mach attentions on guys willing to take u out todai, then make ur choice by selectin one and lez know who he is. |
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by teiluj(f): 9:47am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Lol orisirisi, u re the egg in my roll without u Am a buns, Ghana buns abi? |
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