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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Gozieekenkwo(m): 8:58am On Sep 01, 2014
valmunich:
Yea, I like the boy flow

were are y0u fr0m?
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by nickz(m): 8:59am On Sep 01, 2014
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAYsmileywink
Happy Birthday!!! may the best of your yesterday be the worst of your tomorrowgrin



NOW,where is my rice

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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by valmunich(m): 9:00am On Sep 01, 2014
Gozieekenkwo:

were are y0u fr0m?
I be igbo boy oo, Imo
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 9:01am On Sep 01, 2014
life izz tew short for iranu

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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 9:01am On Sep 01, 2014
nickz: Happy Birthday!!! may the best of your yesterday be the worst of your tomorrowgrin



NOW,where is my rice
THANKSsmileyRICE IS COMING SOONwink
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by 100Cents: 9:01am On Sep 01, 2014
Toasting a girl is not the drill but converting her on your bed.

For me, I can pick up any ladies phone number at sight..

I don vex..
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by javadoctor(m): 9:02am On Sep 01, 2014
This is the dumbest thing I might probably. Hear today. Can I have 2 minutes of my life back? @ op

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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by marcyemi(m): 9:02am On Sep 01, 2014
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dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAYsmileywink


HAPPY BIRTHDAY. LLNP
Live for christ
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Omomehn: 9:05am On Sep 01, 2014
valmunich: Na me fit die on top ur matter forget wizzy
Last week u no hear say I die for lizzy
I fit vex die again for you this week grin
make erigga catch u.
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by streetzdreamz(m): 9:05am On Sep 01, 2014
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAYsmileywink
funny u,may all ur best wishes come true,happy birthday dear.
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Willgates(m): 9:08am On Sep 01, 2014
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAYsmileywink


wow..my birth month mate
Mind is 3rd.

Wish u d best mate...live forever!
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by nickz(m): 9:08am On Sep 01, 2014
dhammyg:
THANKSsmileyRICE IS COMING SOONwink
fried rice oh,with turkey(not chicken) and fried egg.......with one bottle of andre ASAP
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Nobody: 9:10am On Sep 01, 2014
Willgates:
wow..my birth month mate
Mind is 3rd.
Wish u d best mate...live forever!
marcyemi: [/color][color=#770077]


HAPPY BIRTHDAY. LLNP
Live for christ
streetzdreamz: funny u,may all ur best wishes come true,happy birthday dear.
marcyemi: [/color][color=#770077]


HAPPY BIRTHDAY. LLNP
Live for christ
THANKSsmiley
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by RatedStar: 9:12am On Sep 01, 2014
maynation: Not funny tho undecided

If you dont find this funny, den your sense of humor most be severely compromised.
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by RatedStar: 9:13am On Sep 01, 2014
Omomehn: make erigga catch u.

Ashey no be only me dey listen to dat guys lyrics.
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by babzlim(m): 9:16am On Sep 01, 2014
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAYsmileywink
U BE SMALL PIKIN SMHHHHHH, IN SHORT HAPPY HAPPY.
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Otamayomi1(f): 9:18am On Sep 01, 2014
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Just smilling. Nice 1.
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by hiss(m): 9:22am On Sep 01, 2014
valmunich: Na me fit die on top ur matter forget wizzy
Last week u no hear say I die for lizzy
I fit vex die again for you this week grin
Just tell d babe UR PANT IS MY HANDKERCHIEF..she go love u sharp sharp

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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by maynation(f): 9:27am On Sep 01, 2014
RatedStar:

If you dont find this funny, den your sense of humor most be severely compromised.
go and ....



cool
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by MARKone(m): 9:30am On Sep 01, 2014
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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by StealthyMe(m): 9:32am On Sep 01, 2014
Number 8

And some Nigerian ladies be like " What?!" You're referring to me as the fallen Angel?

Na dia the matter go end after she fix deposit u slap undecided

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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Gozieekenkwo(m): 9:32am On Sep 01, 2014
valmunich:
I be igbo boy oo, Imo

y0u be ma br0da self, im0 state, i n0 sabi speak but make i try, kewanu? I dey east 4 n0w, buh i n0 gr0w 4 east...b0rn, bred and butter in west....lag0s
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Oluwason(m): 9:33am On Sep 01, 2014
Idrismusty97:

Solomon have 300 wives(not 700) and 700 concubines. Most of those aren't even Nigerian Chat-up lines.

No u are wrong, its the other way round, 700 wives n 300 concubines.
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by ndeepurity(m): 9:34am On Sep 01, 2014
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAYsmileywink

wow! i love the mirror, but i think i like the image displayed on the mirror more. Happy birthday pumpkin
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by smudge2079(m): 9:34am On Sep 01, 2014
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAYsmileywink
LLNP hip hip hip hurray!
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by tofam3k3(m): 9:34am On Sep 01, 2014
I'm not a fan of cheesy lines. How about "I like you! Oya talk your own"

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Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by valmunich(m): 9:39am On Sep 01, 2014
Gozieekenkwo:

y0u be ma br0da self, im0 state, i n0 sabi speak but make i try, kewanu? I dey east 4 n0w, buh i n0 gr0w 4 east...b0rn, bred and butter in west....lag0s
Lol.. Odimma oo, just try learn am, small small e go master u. I was born and raised in the east
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by SugaryBelle(f): 9:39am On Sep 01, 2014
I don't find this funny,but i like no 8.
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Beckybeky(f): 9:40am On Sep 01, 2014
Not funny to me
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Ignatio(m): 9:41am On Sep 01, 2014
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAYsmileywink

Happy Birthday. Let me take you out for a birthday lunch.
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by goalburner(m): 9:46am On Sep 01, 2014
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAYsmileywink
Happy Bday. LLNP
Now sinx u'v gotten so mach attentions on guys willing to take u out todai, then make ur choice by selectin one and lez know who he is.
Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by teiluj(f): 9:47am On Sep 01, 2014
Lol orisirisi, u re the egg in my roll without u Am a buns, Ghana buns abi?

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