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Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by Sauron1: 11:21pm On Oct 27, 2008
Moyola:

c ya mouth!! yu tak 15%. . . . .  deal or no deal? cheesy


15%? I ain't that cheap, abeg.
U need to up the stakes.
50% and not a % less.
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by Moyola(f): 11:25pm On Oct 27, 2008
chika98:

Very unrealistic.

feri feri!!!! ah noe!! tongue
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by Moyola(f): 11:27pm On Oct 27, 2008
~Sauron~:

15%? I ain't that cheap, abeg.
U need to up the stakes.
50% and not a % less.

hao doz dhat mak yu chip? undecided

juz telme, if itz a guud 1, den ah 'll re-konsida cheesy
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by chamotex(m): 11:28pm On Oct 27, 2008
we don't have to marry physically, I've already married you spiritually
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by PepERSprAY: 11:30pm On Oct 27, 2008
I have given you enough room to change, if you cannot change now, you cannot change during our marriage.
Am I Obama that is looking for change? tongue


I hate to change.
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by PepERSprAY: 11:30pm On Oct 27, 2008
we don't have to marry physically, I've already married you spiritually
This is the right time to club your head and drag you to the altar.
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by StephenP(m): 11:32pm On Oct 27, 2008
Your family and mine don't get along, why make them any angrier?
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by Sauron1: 11:33pm On Oct 27, 2008
PepERSprAY:

This is the right time to club your head and drag you to the altar.

You are not serious. . . .
What about . . .i cannot marry you, i am an "ogbanje . . . .I am supposed to die on ma wedding day. grin cheesy grin

Moyola:

hao doz dhat mak yu chip? undecided

juz telme, if itz a guud 1, den ah 'll re-konsida cheesy

It ain't a good offer AT ALL.
Reconsider!!!
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by tope2000(f): 11:36pm On Oct 27, 2008
StephenP:

Your family and mine don't get along, why make them any angrier?

mess em, this is abt u n i grin
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by chika98: 11:37pm On Oct 27, 2008
Did people actually use these?
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by Sauron1: 11:39pm On Oct 27, 2008
I have used em. cheesy
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by PepERSprAY: 11:41pm On Oct 27, 2008
You are not serious. . . .
What about . . .i cannot marry you, i am an "ogbanje . . . .I am supposed to die on ma wedding day
As long as you'll die after signing the papers, i don't have a problem.
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by Moyola(f): 11:42pm On Oct 27, 2008
Ah juzz realise hv fallen outa lurvv witchu!  embarassed
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by tope2000(f): 11:44pm On Oct 27, 2008
~Sauron~:

I have used em. cheesy

why im i not surprised grin
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by Moyola(f): 11:45pm On Oct 27, 2008
~Sauron~:

You are not serious. . . .
What about . . .i cannot marry you, i am an "ogbanje . . . .I am supposed to die on ma wedding day. grin cheesy grin

yu kuld aswel go 4 deliverance, den d marriage 'll take place!! tongue


~Sauron~:

It ain't a good offer AT ALL.
Reconsider!!!

oh bhoi! telme wtchu gat,  angry
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by Sauron1: 11:47pm On Oct 27, 2008
tope2000:

why I'm i not surprised grin

I won't be using it for you, so u can relax. wink

Moyola:

yu kuld aswel go 4 deliverance, den d marriage 'll take place!! tongue

U would bail out on hearing that. . . .Who wants to lose her groom on the wedding day? Tufiakwa.


oh bhoi! telme wtchu gat,  angry

50%!!!!!
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by whatever90(f): 11:48pm On Oct 27, 2008
sauron did u and david continue d fight yesterday grin grin grin
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by Moyola(f): 11:51pm On Oct 27, 2008
~Sauron~:

I won't be using it for you, so u can relax. wink

U would bail out on hearing that. . . .Who wants to lose her groom on the wedding day? Tufiakwa.

whia iz da lurvv den? cheesy

if drz true lurv both kan evn 'kick d bucket' 2geda. . . .abi undecided


~Sauron~:

50%!!!!!

naaa!!! tongue
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by Sauron1: 11:54pm On Oct 27, 2008
whatever90:

sauron did u and david continue d fight yesterday grin grin grin

Thread got locked and i did miss ur commentaries. tongue

Moyola:

whia iz da lurvv den? cheesy

if drz true lurv both kan evn 'kick d bucket' 2geda. . . .abi undecided

Would u kick such bucket?


naaa!!! tongue

Forget it!!!
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by PepERSprAY: 11:54pm On Oct 27, 2008
mess em, this is about u n i
grin grin
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by StephenP(m): 11:57pm On Oct 27, 2008
tope2000:

mess em, this is about u n i grin

Heck no, it's longer about us. When I marry you, it's my entire family marrying you. grin
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by chamotex(m): 11:57pm On Oct 27, 2008
You are too dirty to be considered marriage material
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by whatever90(f): 11:57pm On Oct 27, 2008
StephenP:

Heck no, it's longer about us. When I marry you, it's my entire family marrying you.  grin

nwoke oma kedu? grin grin grin
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by Moyola(f): 12:01am On Oct 28, 2008
chamotex:

You are too dirty to be considered marriage material

sum stil go ahed wid da marriage undecided
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by StephenP(m): 12:04am On Oct 28, 2008
whatever90:

nwoke oma kedu? grin grin grin

Are you and Seun playing the banning game again?

@ topic,
I just "found Jesus"/ am born again.
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by PepERSprAY: 12:04am On Oct 28, 2008
sum stil go ahed wid da marriage
That 'sum' must be a mumu .
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by whatever90(f): 12:06am On Oct 28, 2008
stephen so there is no kedu in ur dictionary right? undecided
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by StephenP(m): 12:08am On Oct 28, 2008
whatever90:

stephen so there is no kedu in ur dictionary right? undecided

Nope. Not in the English dictionary. lol Just kidding. . . kedu?
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by arianne(f): 12:13am On Oct 28, 2008
StephenP:

Are you and Seun playing the banning game again?

@ topic,
I just "found Jesus"/ am born again.

i just found my shotgun and am sendin u ova to meet him immediately.
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by PepERSprAY: 12:18am On Oct 28, 2008
i just found my shotgun and am sendin u ova to meet him immediately

Psycho.
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by MrCrackles(m): 12:19am On Oct 28, 2008
I am allergic to marriage!
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by whatever90(f): 12:20am On Oct 28, 2008
mr crackles hallo cool

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