Im not who you think I am

My parents just got divorced

chamotex:

I'm not who you think I am

ROFLMAO

debosky:

My older siblings are still single, I need to wait for my turn

This lame excuse deserves a hot slap.

I promised my (put name here) before he/she died that I’d stay single.

~Sauron~:

I'm changing my career path. . . . . . .I want to be a Rev. Father.

Then you won't get the sex

@topic
I love you baby, what do you say we forget that and try out what we saw in that book/maganzine

I can’t get married until after my sister does. It’s family tradition. And my sister’s a nun.

I'm not who you think I am

I can't marry you, you deserve better than me.

Lets wait for God's time, God's time is the best

I ‘m too young.

I’m too old.

Please just be pateint and lets wait for Gods time.

@topic
I love you baby, what do you say we forget that and try out what we saw in that book/maganzine

Lol, see how you are coming up with excuses as if you have a database for them.


Ladies, eldee no be marriage material oooo.

My parents would not approve

eldee:

Then you won't get the sex

I musta already gotten all the sex.
It's a parting shot!!!

@topic
I love you baby, what do you say we forget that and try out what we saw in that book/maganzine

This should get you a hot, stingy SLAP.

not ready to father any child now

Baby, I need to grow up. I am not mature yet for marriage.

Sweetie, Marriage shouldn't be taken lightly

we need to save up money, you deserve the best and it will take a couple years

igwe 1:

I am not the right man for you.

That should be left on an answering machine. . . . .
Black eye awaits you if u try it with any woman

PepERSprAY:

Lol, see how you are coming up with excuses as if you have a database for them.
Ladies, eldee no be marriage material oooo.

Hehehe . . . yes, I actually have a database, Ieven have one for breakups too

~Sauron~:

This should get you a hot, stingy SLAP.

Then you switch lanes to 'These are the kind of things we need to settle before making this decision'

@topic
Let's live for today, we'll cross that bridge when we reach it

Lets not rush things. Its better late than sorry

@topic
Let's live for today, we'll cross that bridge when we reach it

We are already on top of the bridge.

Its high time I confessed "Im already married" _{make sure you're ready to run after this comment o}

Seriously, why are so many men so scared of making commitments to a woman but will not be scared to make other commitments?

the timing doesnt fell rite!

I didn't know you are AS, I am no more AA because they made a mistake in the first test.

I am having this bad dreams about us. Can we wait till the dreams subside? _{Never ever}

I'm waiting till our tenth year anniversary to propose, it has to be special

PepERSprAY:

Seriously, why are so many men so scared of making commitments to a woman but will not be scared to make other commitments?

Because a every other commitment is easier

Career: Work, Work, Work
Education: Study, Study, Study
Presidency: Lie, Lie, Lie
Women:  . . . yet to be discovered??

We are too alike

You have to be pregnant first _{even tho the man always use condom}

@Chamo

All your excuses sound so usable.  .  .i dey suspect you o