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Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by chamotex(m): 10:07pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
Im not who you think I am |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by tope2000(f): 10:08pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
My parents just got divorced |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by Nobody: 10:08pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
chamotex:ROFLMAO |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by PepERSprAY: 10:08pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
debosky:This lame excuse deserves a hot slap. 1 Like |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by Nobody: 10:09pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
I promised my (put name here) before he/she died that I’d stay single. |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by eldee(m): 10:09pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
~Sauron~:Then you won't get the sex @topic I love you baby, what do you say we forget that and try out what we saw in that book/maganzine |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by Nobody: 10:09pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
I can’t get married until after my sister does. It’s family tradition. And my sister’s a nun. |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by PepERSprAY: 10:09pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
I'm not who you think I am |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by tope2000(f): 10:10pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
I can't marry you, you deserve better than me. |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by chamotex(m): 10:10pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
Lets wait for God's time, God's time is the best |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by Nobody: 10:10pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
I ‘m too young. I’m too old. |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by Okijajuju1(m): 10:10pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
Please just be pateint and lets wait for Gods time. |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by PepERSprAY: 10:11pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
@topicLol, see how you are coming up with excuses as if you have a database for them. Ladies, eldee no be marriage material oooo. |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by tope2000(f): 10:11pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
My parents would not approve |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by Sauron1: 10:11pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
eldee: I musta already gotten all the sex. It's a parting shot!!!
This should get you a hot, stingy SLAP. |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by igwe11(m): 10:12pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
not ready to father any child now |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by PepERSprAY: 10:12pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
Baby, I need to grow up. I am not mature yet for marriage. |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by tope2000(f): 10:13pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
Sweetie, Marriage shouldn't be taken lightly |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by Nobody: 10:14pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
we need to save up money, you deserve the best and it will take a couple years |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by Sauron1: 10:15pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
igwe 1: That should be left on an answering machine. . . . . Black eye awaits you if u try it with any woman |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by eldee(m): 10:16pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
PepERSprAY:Hehehe . . . yes, I actually have a database, Ieven have one for breakups too ~Sauron~:Then you switch lanes to 'These are the kind of things we need to settle before making this decision' @topic Let's live for today, we'll cross that bridge when we reach it |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by Okijajuju1(m): 10:18pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
Lets not rush things. Its better late than sorry |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by PepERSprAY: 10:18pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
@topicWe are already on top of the bridge. |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by chamotex(m): 10:18pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
Its high time I confessed "Im already married" make sure you're ready to run after this comment o |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by PepERSprAY: 10:19pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
Seriously, why are so many men so scared of making commitments to a woman but will not be scared to make other commitments? |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by arianne(f): 10:20pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
the timing doesnt fell rite! |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by PepERSprAY: 10:21pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
I didn't know you are AS, I am no more AA because they made a mistake in the first test. |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by PepERSprAY: 10:21pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
I am having this bad dreams about us. Can we wait till the dreams subside? Never ever |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by eldee(m): 10:22pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
I'm waiting till our tenth year anniversary to propose, it has to be special PepERSprAY:Because a every other commitment is easier Career: Work, Work, Work Education: Study, Study, Study Presidency: Lie, Lie, Lie Women: . . . yet to be discovered?? |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by Pinkrosey(f): 10:23pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
We are too alike |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by tope2000(f): 10:24pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
You have to be pregnant first even tho the man always use condom |
Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by Cristalz(f): 10:24pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
@Chamo All your excuses sound so usable. . .i dey suspect you o |
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