This is the BOMB!!


Honey I really sorry, but I just cant lie to you anymore. I am impotent. I cant give you kids.

rofl . . . . . . .

chamotex:

Its high time I confessed "I'm already married" _{make sure you're ready to run after this comment o}

ROFLMAO

CHAMO, I DEY SUSPECT U O

Cristalz:

@Chamo

All your excuses sound so usable.  .  .i dey suspect you o

ibkaye:

ROFLMAO

CHAMO, I DEY SUSPECT U O

_{pleading not guilty}  no fear   .

hmmm  

PepERSprAY:

Seriously, why are so many men so scared of making commitments to a woman but will not be scared to make other commitments?

Like say e dey easy Ezekiel for don enter new testament.

@Topic
Am not gonna live long and i don't want you to be a widow early

I just tested positive to HIV.
**Back it up with a fake document**

Did you know in my family we have to marry at least 7 wives . . . . . . . . . . its the tradition.

Pinkrosey:

We are too alike

that one really gets me mad!

~Sauron~:

I just tested positive to HIV.
**Back it up with a fake document**

Nah . . . I'll prefer using cancer, you'll get sympathy
Scratch chemo . . .  sex therapy is the way forward

~Sauron~:

I just tested positive to HIV.
**Back it up with a fake document**

No need for doc. she will collect John Benson asap.

Honey, I dont want to cause you any pains, but the doctor says I dont have very long to live. _{(This one works with a tear in your eyes.)}

I am afraid you and I will make very ugly kids together.

'lao mah lyf piple!!!  

Okija_juju:

Honey, I don't want to cause you any pains, but the doctor says I don't have very long to live. _{(This one works with a tear in your eyes.)}

Meanwhile the tear is saliva

@topic
Na me go be the next juju priest for our villa. Na my inheritance

Like say e dey easy Ezekiel for don enter new testament.

Roflmao but Ezekiel easily enters the new testament when it comes to sex?

@Topic
Am not going to live long and i don't want you to be a widow early

Better so I can reap on your death benefits.

Nah . . . I'll prefer using cancer, you'll get sympathy
Scratch chemo . . . sex therapy is the way forward

Honey, I love you. Wherever you go I'll follow you even in death.

PepERSprAY:

Better so I can reap on your death benefits.

Deepy. . . .this comment officially ends our blossoming relationship.
So u are IN this for ma gratuity and pension??

I just tested positive to HIV. Grin Cheesy
**Back it up with a fake document**

Coward!! That's the extent you'll go to avoid marriage. I think you are loving your sex arrangement with your mack daddy.

Honey what if things don't work out? Getting a divorce is really expensive these days

Deepy. . . .this comment officially ends our blossoming relationship.
So u are IN this for ma gratuity and pension??

What use are you to me when I can't quickly cash in on your benefits?. I will soon get tired of your unending snoring and farting at night. Die niggah die.

PepERSprAY:

Better so I can reap on your death benefits.

Ehhhh.

Honey do you know that madness runs in my family??

Ehhhh.

Yes, I said it.

Honey do you know that madness runs in my family??

She already know that from your nairaland response but she's still willing to iron it out with you.

@ Topic,

Marriage is a lifetime commitment, are you ready to bear the burden of this lifetime bondage? I still need time to think it thorough.  

Okija_juju:

Honey do you know that madness runs in my family??

And u don't want to multiply the madness.

PepERSprAY:

Yes, I said it.

Then my spirit will follow u up and down.

naaaaaaa

diz xcusesz r huge. . . .

du piple rily use d£m

PepERSprAY:

What use are you to me when I can't quickly cash in on your benefits?. I will soon get tired of your unending snoring and farting at night. Die niggah die.

You are just a thief. . . . .
I am calling ma attorney right away.

Moyola:

naaaaaaa

diz xcusesz r huge. . . .

du piple rily use d£m

Did u learn to write like this or what gives??
I think you should patent this(there's a whole lot of money to be made).

O shit!! Honey my dad just sent me a mail.

I'm sorry but the elders in my village have already married a wife for me.

Okija_juju:

O shit!! Honey my dad just sent me a mail.

I'm sorry but the elders in my village have already married a wife for me.

Watch your back. . . .acidbath is imminent.

You are just a thief. . . . .
I am calling ma attorney right away

Your attorney that is chasing me?