temigracie: ..hmmmmm...are u sure??

I tink so

Lol, very funny compilation. But unfortunately or fortunately, 90% of men don't fall in love till they get old and die!! Most men fall in love with:

1. Money 2. Sex 3. Football 4. Alcohol
5. Game 6. Cars, which makes it difficult for them to fall truly in love with women even when they profess: I LOVE YOU!

3cycle:
You are catholic too?
Accept me nah, so I can show you what love is all about. I really wanna spoil you with true love, don't Say no pls

The future is unpredictable so if we are meant to............then I believe things will fall into place eventually.

poiZon:







ye ladiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssss of dubious minds, breaking we men of fragile heart since time 'imo river'

i see. so we are the ones with a hardened heart? well, not bad, not bad atall.

Tallesty1: The future is unpredictable so if we are meant to............then I believe things will fall into place eventually.

Lol but we can atleast start from somewhere.
Stop playing hard to get, am not a monster sugar.
The more you keep rejecting me, the more I get to like you and I don't know if I can accept a no from you. Think about it

Stelvin101: Can't stop laffing most especially the stalking part. Why do ladies do that a lot and I hate being stalk. Got this Ex despite she has moved on still stalking the hell out of me, I don delete her frm my bbm like 18x, fb uncountable and as for whatsapp don't even hw she she remove herslef frm block list

Wait...on facebook, You can only unfriend someone once unless na u dey accept the friend request. All the time. Abi na lie u dey talk?

McStoic: Buoyantic hello. Ur siggy rings a bell.

don't tell me you are the one?

kayciano: Dats just d TRUTH.......
I JUST BROKE UP WITH ONE DESPERATE ONE...
CURRENTLY SHE IS BENT ON TARNISHING MY IMAGE AT MY WORK PLACE..(THANKGOD for my kind of work)
SHE BOASTS SHE has deleted my number..yet CALLS and threatens me...
WHEN i approacht her she told me she deleted only my NAME....i now told her what she was still doing having my numba without recognition.
I still gave her 40k on her visit..to enable her transport and get some things for hersef...SHE told me she feeels BEREAVED.
THOUGH she is nice but she was just like a RAVAGING FIRE.
I Just got to know her 4months ago..
Am tired of all dz relationship SAGA...
NOW RELATIONSHIP IS LIKE EMPLOYMENT..
LADIES take relationship like permanent JOB.
TO BREAK UP no easy oooo.
Mine was like SUDAN and SOUTH SUDAN.

@3cycle maybe or will I say is correct because she may have learnt her lessons from previous bad xprences (hrtbrks)...u don't xpect a lady who have been heartbroken severally or even few times to still fall sheepishly in love with d next guy(s); ofcos she will be tougher in future. But I wonder y virtually all women get hrtbroken before they marry or say approach 40yrs, whereas men don't, na wa o, life shaa

3cycle:
Lol but we can atleast start from somewhere.
Stop playing hard to get, am not a monster sugar.
The more you keep rejecting me, the more I get to like you and I don't know if I can accept a no from you. Think about it

lol, bia Tallesty1, pls save this honest heart But 3c, let this not be a bait o, hmmm. Anyway, like she said, Tallesty1, give her a try....or what's ur fear or are u engaged/married Do u mind making it open for us to assist u guys

Honestly, I'm guilty of 70% of the facts.

DailyNews: lol, bia Tallesty1, pls save this honest heart But 3c, let this not be a bait o, hmmm. Anyway, like she said, Tallesty1, give her a try....or what's ur fear or are u engaged/married Do u mind making it open for us to assist u guys

Bait how
Tallesty1 is making things difficult for me, I don't know if he expects me to start another. Thread (which I will gladly do)
Well they say nothing good comes easy, may be someday I may get the chance so from now ama wait

poiZon:
hv u found a new replacement?

na simCard

Lol

Very true. My ex will send me unsolicited selfies,call me to know how im faring,chat with my family members,stalk my facebook with her sis account even after blocking me on hers,will wow! My pics but the crazytwist to this is that she was the one who threw in the towel yet refuse to let me be.

destante: That relationship expert part got me lol-ing. Anyways I wouldn't listen to depressing songs.

experience? Humn!!!Lolzzz

Sounds like she still love you in a silly woman way @ Toks2008

3cycle:
Bait how
Tallesty1 is making things difficult for me, I don't know if he expects me to start another. Thread (which I will gladly do)
Well they say nothing good comes easy, may be someday I may get the chance so from now ama wait

He is a guy....guys aren't like ladies that want more push from a guy wooing them to show he truly means it or adores them...for guys, d more u push it...the scarier they become to say yes becos many things will be going on in his mind as u push hard. You care to know d things Here are some:

1. He will be wondering if u were sent by someone just to ridicule him @last
2. He will be wondering if u have high expectation(s) that he may not meet wen u guys meet n know- cos I'm sure u must have been imagining too many good things abt him...and this may not be good for u or him in case u guys finally agree to date/marry/whatsoever...so lower ur expectation now; be it in terms of handsomeness or goodlooking, financial ability, religious belief or character, just take him as every other guy u have been turning down n dnt xpect too much.

3. He will be wondering if u are as physically and mannerly (if such word exist o) pretty as some said u are. He may be afraid u may not be as beautiful as he would want when he meets u in real life, u know ladies appear more pretty on pics than in real life n its always a barrier to online realationship.

4. He maybe wondering y on earth u just chose him....maybe u sensed that he has money, of which he may have but won't wanna throw about or he may not have as u may have fantasized...

All these are my speculations based on d fact that I am a guy....and its obviously the truth if he is single and not taken

Holudamsel:
Then u are either strange,ugly or unfriendly

you are dead wrong,its even ugly people that fall in love easily

3cycle:
Hmmmm I repeat heartbreaks are for softhearted people, a strong lady like me cannot beheartbroken.
I take everything that Happens to me especially in relationship less Seriously.
Sweet, if it works out fine if it doesn't then life goes on. Most times when I believe things aint right somewhere, I try to change it and if it still remains that way I either manage it or walkaway.
No man born of a woman can ever break my solid heart

3cycle can lie o...

just last week or so you came here crying heartbroken how a nairalander bluntly rejected your proposal... stop deceiving yourself

You can only solve ur problem wen you know the root. Girls don't even know their problems that's were their problems starts from!

Lol I don't do any of that... except number 10

Input:

3cycle can lie o...

just last week or so you came here crying heartbroken how a nairalander bluntly rejected your proposal... stop deceiving yourself

guy you bad why you open her yaaash naa

DailyNews: He is a guy....guys aren't like ladies that want more push from a guy wooing them to show he truly means it or adores them...for guys, d more u push it...the scarier they become to say yes becos many things will be going on in his mind as u push hard. You care to know d things Here are some:

1. He will be wondering if u were sent by someone just to ridicule him @last
2. He will be wondering if u have high expectation(s) that he may not meet wen u guys meet n know- cos I'm sure u must have been imagining too many good things abt him...and this may not be good for u or him in case u guys finally agree to date/marry/whatsoever...so lower ur expectation now; be it in terms of handsomeness or goodlooking, financial ability, religious belief or character, just take him as every other guy u have been turning down n dnt xpect too much.

3. He will be wondering if u are as physically and mannerly (if such word exist o) pretty as some said u are. He may be afraid u may not be as beautiful as he would want when he meets u in real life, u know ladies appear more pretty on pics than in real life n its always a barrier to online realationship.

4. He maybe wondering y on earth u just chose him....maybe u sensed that he has money, of which he may have but won't wanna throw about or he may not have as u may have fantasized...

All these are my speculations based on d fact that I am a guy....and its obviously the truth if he is single and not taken

#GospelTruth

Neldrizzy: guy you bad why you open her yaaash naa

Ladies and their reverse psychology... when they say "No" it's practically"yes".

some will even send u text saying wen 1 door closes God will open a bigger 1 for U.

Reeally....

3cycle:
Lol but we can atleast start from somewhere.
Stop playing hard to get, am not a monster sugar.
The more you keep rejecting me, the more I get to like you and I don't know if I can accept a no from you. Think about it

that baba that cast a spell on you tried.. His juju is rilly working tallesty1. Abeg were dat baba de stay, i need am oo

emmygzy: Heaven knows how many ex you have stalked..i just hate it when a girl calls you with an unknown number.

The fact that you stalk by calling with unknown number doesn't mean everybody does... That's what social networks are for.
And so you know I have stalked only 1 ex, now you know too not just the heavens.

Absolutely correct!

kelvOdanz: 1. DELETE HIS NUMBER: This is always the first
move. As soon as the guy breaks their heart, the
next thing is to delete his number. But you know
what’s annoying about this? It doesn’t change
anything because we still have the ex’s phone
number stored up in our brains. Ask them in five
years, they still remember!
2. THEY BECOME RELATIONSHIP EXPERTS: I
know most people can relate to this. We all have
that friend who had a bad break up and next
thing, she thinks she has a BSc in dating.
Relationships become her favourite topic. She
suddenly wants to give relationship advice at the
slightest chance, even if hers did not work. She
knows how not to date a guy.
3. BECOME BORN AGAIN: When a guy whom they
loved so much breaks their hearts, next thing is
church. They forgot God was their companion
before the break up, but as soon as the break up
happens, they have the front row in church, their
voices would be the loudest during service and
would go to church 10 times a day if they have
to. Some Muslims even start wearing hijab. But
as soon as they find love again, it’s back to
square one. Thank God our God is a Merciful One!
4. TEAM SINGLE AND LOVING IT: Ladies always
have a sense of empowerment after a bad break-
up. You start to see things like, #
teamsingleandlovingit, #teamsingleforever etc
even though we are dying inside. We suddenly
have our little NGOs and become allergic to men.
I pity some toasters during this period because
they will smell pepper!
5. BINGE EATING AND DRINKING: It’s after a
break up that we remember that food is our best
friend. They would buy the big bowl of ice cream
and the biggest bowl of KFC chicken, or even buy
a bottle of alcohol and just drink to stupor. The
truth of the matter is, it doesn’t make us feel any
better but we do it anyway!
6. LISTEN TO DEPRESSING SONGS: They dig out
Adele’s album or watch ‘A walk to remember’ and
lay on their beds all day, crying their eyeballs out
after every scene. We all know how depressing
Adele’s ‘Someone like you’ is. Even when you are
in the best relationship, that song just has a way
of making you feel sad.
7. MOOD SWINGS: After a break up, everything
reminds you of the ex. One second they are
happy, the next you see the type of car your ex
owns, or smell his cologne somewhere and they
are sad. Most friends avoid these ones!
8. STALKING: This is a common factor amongst
the ladies. After a bad break up, they would stalk
their ex on Instagram, Facebook or even dial his
number a couple of times with a strange number.
Then when he says hello, they hang up or just
remain silent. We know some of you are guilty.
Women are the best CIA agents!
9. THEY NEVER SIT AT HOME: If you haven’t
noticed this, when a girl is single, she never stays
home. Even if she wants to, her friends will never
let her. She would always want to go out and
have
that fun she would never have had with her ex. It
is always a plus when they know that their ex
would be at the event. If their ex will be there,
they would kak up (dress to kill) just to make
sure he realises what he is missing. Besides, Mr.
Right can be found anywhere.
10. ONTO THE NEXT ONE: Most of the time, they
turn to good girl gone bad if they can’t handle
themselves. Those toasters she kept on hold
while she was dating become her besties and we
all know the things that go along with that.
I’m sure once in your lifetime, you have done at
least one of these listed above.

Input:
Ladies and their reverse psychology... when they say "No" it's practically"yes".

that is it !

amiskurie:

Do u also stalk ur ex to move on or to check what you were missing?

You were so in a hurry to quote her that you missed the word SOME in her write up

She keeps praying that God will provide me with some lady better than she is.I told her 'hey gal i dunt need no wishes from u,pray for yourself and walk the hell out of my life'