LaRoyalHighness: Lol..and this reminds me of when i went to Christ embassy, i stood up when the called for first timers.. After service, the pastor prayed for us and asked us to speak in tougues.

I kept on praying normally untill someone picked on me...she held my hands and called holy spirit to open my mouth i was still praying my normal prayers and she called another pastor to join in my case...it was becoming embarrassing so i had to open my mouth and speak the little German language i know,mixed with French and my own native language.

In five seconds, they let me be..

Lmao...I go die! .ya'll killing me!The topic is a serious one and the comments I believe true....but t the same time soooo hilarious!

have u ever seen camera man falling under amounting of any crusade,,, ano dey fall... odenshi

Even on the penticost day d disciples did nt fall wen dey received the gift of d holy spirit. Who r my 2 fall?

LaRoyalHighness: ..lol...it depends oo! I would love to brag that i wouldn't do such again. But if the easy way out if falling...why wont i fall and save myself the stress?

Some fake Pastors feel like they v anointing when someone fall.
Meanwhile, it might be as a result of pushing.
I m someone that get their trick

For me at first I'll just fall when I see everyone has then I begin to wonder why I haven't and gradually the thoughts that it was all fake and doubt started coming till one day the spirit of God showed me a place where Ezekiel fell down flat at the presence of God that it wasn't till God told him to stand up before he could , after that all doubts cleared from my mind and I began to hunger for that feeling and I just wanted to really experience it and the day I did , wow , it was something unexplainable , it was an alnight so I had all the time , I couldn't move , I was weak all over groaning loudly and since then I tell you things have been different , I don't even need someone to lay hands on me before I get something from the spirit even in my own quiet time.



For those of you that don't know , The anointing is God's manifested presence which is the power of the holy spirit , God's presence is everywhere but the manifestation of his presence is not , when God fully manifests himself you can't stand him no matter how hard you try and that's the power behind Christianity and without it Christianity is void and mere religion , choose to graduate from being just a believer or churchgoer to a Christian , someone like Christ , possessing thesame mind , spirit and ability with him , its not impossible if it was he wouldn't have said as he is so are we .

Elantracey: For me at first I'll just fall when I see everyone has then I begin to wonder why I haven't and gradually the thoughts that it was all fake and doubt started coming till one day the spirit of God showed me a place where Ezekiel fell down flat at the presence of God that it wasn't till God told him to stand up before he could , after that all doubts cleared from my mind and I began to hunger for that feeling and I just wanted to really experience it and the day I did , wow , it was something unexplainable , it was an alnight so I had all the time , I couldn't move , I was weak all over groaning loudly and since then I tell you things have been different , I don't even need someone to lay hands on me before I get something from the spirit even in my own quiet time.



For those of you that don't know , The anointing is God's manifested presence which is the power of the holy spirit , God's presence is everywhere but the manifestation of his presence is not , when God fully manifests himself you can't stand him no matter how hard you try and that's the power behind Christianity and without it Christianity is void and mere religion , choose to graduate from being just a believer or churchgoer to a Christian , someone like Christ , possessing thesame mind , spirit and ability with him , its not impossible if it was he wouldn't have said as he is so are we .

which church do you attend?

Nobleval: which church do you attend?

Perfect love ministry but am a product of many meetings , books and messages.

Elantracey:


Perfect love ministry but am a product of many meetings , books and messages.

Hmmm...easy. These spiritual things don't do for me.

LaRoyalHighness: I would like to know what it feels like too...although i had to fake it once...when i was in secondary school...as pastor prayed and people started falling...then i opened my eyes slowly, i realised that we were just two standing...i had to fall oo.

I pity the other chick sha as the pastor picked on her.... Come see deliverance things. I was happy it wasn't me because i am very fair and it would hurt to be labeled 'witch just because of falling things.

Lmao girl you're too chicken hearted.......I've promised myself that i will never fall for all these "men of God".
I witnessed a very funny experience once back in sec. school,This pastor would lay his hands on students and start turning them so much till they become dizzy and fall supposedly because of the anointing.

Na diz ones wey dey use just their yawning to make multitudes of people fall while d camera man n attendants go still full ground i never understand

Sunnybobo3: deceived asin how ?


I no dey go church again o. I just dey sidon for house, pray and read my bible. I no fit allow anybody decieve me again o

I joined Christ Embassy on the 31st/1st night of 2006/2007. It was my first time of being to the church after much persuation from my sister. I fell in love with the church instantly and decided to make Pastor Chris my man of God and spiritual father after hearing the sermon that day. It was the sweetest sermon I have heard in years.

Christ Embassy is a great church with men and women especially young people boiling with the word God. Christ Embassy thought me to know my rights in Christ and defeated all manner of fear whatsoever. After about a year of joining I started speaking in other toungues and began functioning sufficiently in the cell.


I stopped going to church (not just Christ embassy) more than a year ago because:

(1) The church doesn't tell people what God wants them to hear but what they want them to hear: Because C.E doesnt want to lose its members, the pastors dont preach against adultery and fornication. They dont preach against the members exposing their body because they dont want to lose them. They tell you to sow seeds to be blessed of God. You are asked to bring all the money you have earned in the first month of every year as first fruits, depriving yourself and spouse of necessary amenities.

(2) Men are coaxed into sowing their entire earnings as seed: My sister and her hubby attend the church and because of the seeds the man has to sow, he couldnt give his wife enough money to start her business making them argue over and over and over again, at a time almost tearing their marriage apart.
I know of a sister whose whose husband work in a reputable company, they almost got divorced (dont know about now) because the man would sow everything he has to the church, not giving the wife enough money to take care of her self and the children.

(3) Christ Embassy dont teach you how to give to your fellow humans, they only teach you how to give to the church alone. If you ask your fellow member to borrow you say 100k for business, they wouldnt do it, the next sunday you see the same person sowing 200k.

You have to sow into these arms: Rhapsody Of Realities (owned by Pastor chris and Anita), LoveWorld Plus (owned by pastor Chris), LoveWorld Media (owned by Pastor chris), Campus Ministry, Stage Set, Inner city mission, Healing school etc etc

(4) Christ embassy organizes a particular event every year end "The Love World Award Night" Where the biggest givers in the ministry are being giving awards for their givings. Are we not supposed to be rewarded by God and not men? People started giving, not because they wanted to please God but because they want to recieve award from pastor Chris. They later brought the award night down to every satelite church while still holding on to the big one, thereby making members deprive their families of necessary things.

I became a choir cordinator in early 2013 after my gifts as a guitarist and drummer was discovered by the pastor of the new satellite church I joined when I relocated to another town. I left the church about 7 months after. During my time as the choir coordinator, one of the choir members, a young man of say 23 years wanted to learn video editing from me. I told him to get a laptop first. He told the pastor about it. The pastor told him he has a laptop than is strong enough to edit videos. The pastor is well to do, he has a good job drives a clean car and his kids and wife look like they are from above. The pastor told the brother to pay for the laptop knowing fully well the young man is jobless, he later started disturbing the guy with phone calls asking him to send the money into his account. That brother, just like me has stopped going to church because of this, my own reason for quitting is different though. Imagine!

The one who gives is praised and worshiped while those who dont are looked down upon. Bottom line is that, you are forced to give, I mean to give all your dime and neglect the needs to the extent of neglecting the needs of your wife. They force you to pledge and pay up to the last dime. I left the church owing thousands of niara.

Nobody can force a man in his right senses to give.those that gave to their own detriment,did that out of stupidity

saasala: Yes, under the ministration of Chris Oyakhilome, 2010 IPPC conference at the LCA. I fell yakarta for ground. I have since left the church sha after discovering I was deceived for 8 good years of my life.

na juju fall u down so

ayusco85: I have once fallen under the annointing.................


Guess what happened? Well my fone rang and I picked the call and told the caller I was under the annointing. Pls call me back later

lol

lokito: One small mushroom church wey I visit last month with my elder sis say make I go pray to my baba God. 30mins later, pastor blow small breeze people begin fall like mango leaves, I no gree fall

Small time Pastor waka near me, hold my head push, push no way. My sis dey under anointing dey gimme sign to fall I no gree. Next thing pastor put leg behind me, push me heavily I stagger small still no fall. Jeez!!! Pastor still dey waka come near me. Na give am Flying Van Persie nodding omo everybody under anointing get up sharperly. Na Pastor come dey for ground under my own violent anointing. Nonsense

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

Nobleval: Hmmm...easy. These spiritual things don't do for me.

lol , I know

deltateam:

Me too although mine wasn't by laying hands. I just saw myself crying like a baby. So helpless and sorry at my sinful state.

Mimienudles & Deltateam, You guys are actually fulfilling the purpose of this thread. Others are insulting and mocking. #weeps# I believe in it but haven't experienced it, I have even administered it. I have experienced "great shaking in my hands" as the pastor declared. With great sensation of heat on my back region... leg region... I believe in the Power of the HolySpirit. ($piritual things)

continentalceo:

Understood, but are u tryna tell that all others in the 30 or more religions in the
World who were born with similar belief stories about their religions, preaching that their religion is the only way. And that everyother religion will lead them to destruction and that only them can lead you to life in a bettter realm.
Pls tell me so all the other billions who are the so called unbeliever will face divine condemnation because they didn't have some sort of grace... Bros howfar? I'm lost

Bro u should also ask about dose that didnt v d chance to hear d gosple b4 dey die!..what is their fate... God is he judge, He alone knws what He will do.. I dnt worsphip God that ask for blood nor do i worship what he created.. as sm religon do... nd knw that Christainity is not a religon is d way u v to leave ur life...jt lik christ. And again that is why we Christain v to preach the gosple to the end of the world for all pple to receive this grace of God... U r an agnostics standing far to ask about what u dnt blive in.. why not cm closer to God and u shall find answers!..to ur question!

Elantracey: For me at first I'll just fall when I see everyone has then I begin to wonder why I haven't and gradually the thoughts that it was all fake and doubt started coming till one day the spirit of God showed me a place where Ezekiel fell down flat at the presence of God that it wasn't till God told him to stand up before he could , after that all doubts cleared from my mind and I began to hunger for that feeling and I just wanted to really experience it and the day I did , wow , it was something unexplainable , it was an alnight so I had all the time , I couldn't move , I was weak all over groaning loudly and since then I tell you things have been different , I don't even need someone to lay hands on me before I get something from the spirit even in my own quiet time.



For those of you that don't know , The anointing is God's manifested presence which is the power of the holy spirit , God's presence is everywhere but the manifestation of his presence is not , when God fully manifests himself you can't stand him no matter how hard you try and that's the power behind Christianity and without it Christianity is void and mere religion , choose to graduate from being just a believer or churchgoer to a Christian , someone like Christ , possessing thesame mind , spirit and ability with him , its not impossible if it was he wouldn't have said as he is so are we .

Tracy...I'm thrilled by your encounters. Nice one, sister.

Jhayeahsam01: have u ever seen camera man falling under amounting of any crusade,,, ano dey fall... odenshi

u too funny

Elantracey:

lol , I know

nice...so how are you doing this beautiful morning?

Nobleval: nice...so how are you doing this beautiful morning?

am just fyn , you?

Elantracey:


am just fyn , you?

lazing around.....

lokito: One small mushroom church wey I visit last month with my elder sis say make I go pray to my baba God. 30mins later, pastor blow small breeze people begin fall like mango leaves, I no gree fall

Small time Pastor waka near me, hold my head push, push no way. My sis dey under anointing dey gimme sign to fall I no gree. Next thing pastor put leg behind me, push me heavily I stagger small still no fall. Jeez!!! Pastor still dey waka come near me. Na give am Flying Van Persie nodding omo everybody under anointing get up sharperly. Na Pastor come dey for ground under my own violent anointing. Nonsense

LWKMFH

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Nobleval: lazing around.....

no work or school?

Elantracey:


no work or school?

nah...not until 10 a.m. You're a student I suppose.

Nobleval: nah...not until 10 a.m. You're a student I suppose.

yea I am , have a class now .

Elantracey:

yea I am , have a class now .

alright.

emusmith: Tracy...I'm thrilled by your encounters. Nice one, sister.

thanks sire

solara:


where we go click to see the pictures

no pictures this time.

lokito: One small mushroom church wey I visit last month with my elder sis say make I go pray to my baba God. 30mins later, pastor blow small breeze people begin fall like mango leaves, I no gree fall

Small time Pastor waka near me, hold my head push, push no way. My sis dey under anointing dey gimme sign to fall I no gree. Next thing pastor put leg behind me, push me heavily I stagger small still no fall. Jeez!!! Pastor still dey waka come near me. Na give am Flying Van Persie nodding omo everybody under anointing get up sharperly. Na Pastor come dey for ground under my own violent anointing. Nonsense

saasala: Yes, under the ministration of Chris Oyakhilome, 2010 IPPC conference at the LCA. I fell yakarta for ground. I have since left the church sha after discovering I was deceived for 8 good years of my life.

8 wasted years is not a joke. That is why you ran for your dear life and reflected in your username. sa asala fun emi re.