What an amusing list!

I've had girls called me a player without knowing me, and sh*it get real when I said am single. Poof!!!.. They just don't believe me.

AriDsexy:
Thanks

u r welcme.take care,i'll follw u.

teeo: Disadvantages of being handsome: I saw this list somewhere online so i decide to add a few words to it.
1. Assumed to be a player- Women assume you're a player for no reason. They'll take you less seriously and question your motives the whole time. Its like infidelity is written all over you. Ladies make sentences like “who are you sleeping with now?” Like WTF.

2. Attracting useless women- Sure you attract more girls, but with the quantity comes a drop in quality. You'll constantly run into useless superficial women with no substance while the ones with substance are not phased or impressed by your looks. And trust me we don’t always like the pretty ones.

3. Amebor- Everyone's in your business and wants to know who you're sleeping with. Iya Basira on the street even warns her daughters never to cross your gate. On campus your name is on the lips of everyone, to make matters worse just be a little popular and you’re on every campus magazine. The amount of attention this person attracted troubled and confused her quite a bit. Everyone would know what you have done, not because of what you did but what you look like.

4. Older Women- Older women are pushy and aggressive and don't know when to turn it off. The worst part is the boldest ones are the ugliest more condemned cargo. You have a flock of obasanjo looking women constantly making you uncomfortable. The worst is they're openly biased towards you and will talk about you to everyone creating a lot of awkward tension and unwanted attention. Some would be like “Let me take care of you like a son”, biko does that involve servicing some parts..

5. Gays- Gay men stare at men the way men stare at women. It's annoying and infuriating and makes me want to fight but I'm not on so i refrain. Either way the worst part about it is gay men staring or trying to talk to you. So when a guy you think is straight glances at your arm or chest. Abomination. Once i got asked out by a gay dude, i had to stylishly turn him down, we’re great friends though.

6. Jealous Girlfriend- Your girlfriend or wife is always jealous, if she catches you smiling at a lady it’s almost equal to you sleeping with someone else. She feels so insecure, checks your phone, knows your plans and wants to follow you out on guys night. No matter how much you try to assure her, she still finds a reason not to trust you.
Guys who calm to be handsome on NL come and add yours ...

Source: http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/19324/32/disadvantages-of-being-handsome.html

Thank God I'm not alone here

fubbyy: you are right, am light skinned

good for u, dark beards works magic for pple of ur skin colour

yuzedo:
I was going to shade the f*ck outta ya, but:

- all your points are actually valid
- Bonus points for the humorous undertone.
- Your profile picture actually (surprisingly) contains a handsome bobo-nkiti somebody (although in a light-skin nigga kinda way)

.. You should probably catch some heat for the raggedy-azz jerry-curl and batty-boy lip-gloss, but yuzedo shall not be the executioner today or ever. Salute!

Lol @bobo-nkiti. I've never used a lip gloss my entire life, I always tuck my lower lip under my upper lip (since i was a kid). . . That means i lick my lips alot.

Thanks for the points anyway.

Ksslib:
i know! Was only messing around..

Hmmn! You come across as the serious type.. Well its no biggie.. its all for the fun.

Stop messing around and become a child of God

'Serious' in what context?

EmoBoy:

Lol @bobo-nkiti. I've never used a lip gloss my entire life, I always tuck my lower lip under my upper lip (since i was a kid). . . That means i lick my lips alot.

Thanks for the points anyway.

licking lips boys... gross.. anyama

kilokeys:


licking lips boys... gross.. anyama

I know, its a bad habit. My mother used to punish me for that but i couldn't stop

destante: I knew too well you wouldn't miss this. :p

Actually,,followed you here

kilokeys:

babes check out d guys build.. na iron man o.. he has d face my sister likes..

most of the ladies i know dont wNt guys that spend more time on d mirror than themselves.

lols neva occured to me dat I'm a guy dat spends time at d mirror... But thanks for d info

P.s hoping it was jst an expression

Tymax:
Tales by moonlight

Do you believe anybody is useless?
Btw I asked you to Put up your real pic, but ?

naijaboiy:

Actually,,followed you here

i for lay two eggs assuming say i no see u here..

u and emoboy .. try sha.. one dey lick lips.. wetn u dey llick?

Jregz:
why did you make such a terrible conclusion about Handsome dudes ? don't you have manners ?


--- *relaxes*

beef squashed,just tell me why you hate handsome boys with such passion

first please always read very well before you respond to my quotes I said some not all.and I have my reasons for saying that I have lots of handsome guys that do those tinz I listed

kaboninc:

And when he does....
Maybe you never jam.

see my guy nobody dare prettythicksme okay

kilokeys: i for lay two eggs assuming say i no see u here..

u and emoboy .. try sha.. one dey lick lips.. wetn u dey llick?

He does the same thing. Lol

EmoBoy:

He does the same thing. Lol

im own worse o.. na chop im dey chop im own

since u both like eating and licking... u can do such to other unmentionable things.. i hereby conclude

most fine boys are bad boys

Koolking:

Different strokes for different folks. Not entirely male (handsome) thing, but desperate folks do silly stuff. Your assertion is purely subjective.

Cheers

I think you understand me now **cheers dear

3cycle:
Do you believe anybody is useless?
Btw I asked you to Put up your real pic, but ?

I just knew you ladies would pick on the word "Useless".

As for the pic, emm, Ladies first.

IrishKez:

Stop messing around and become a child of God

'Serious' in what context?

I will try my best. Amen.

You know what someone means when they use that phrase na. Ok, i guess i was wrong then.

#peace#

EmoBoy:

Lol @bobo-nkiti. I've never used a lip gloss my entire life, I always tuck my lower lip under my upper lip (since i was a kid). . . That means i lick my lips alot.

Thanks for the points anyway.

You were the guy that want to win millions for being handsome, right?
You know it's quite easy.

Ksslib:
I will try my best. Amen.

You know what someone means when they use that phrase na. Ok, i guess i was wrong then.

#peace#

I want to convert you to Christian and marry you off.

prettythicksme: see my guy nobody dare prettythicksme okay

Even if you be 'guy' them go dare you, beat you and remove your mouth!

You never jam!

kilokeys:

the guys barely get likes... why una dey stingy na.. its free

guys won't appreciate us if we ladies started liking your pics.we want you to respect us and always makes you wonder why we dont like una pics but in our mind we be like hmmm this dude is handsome let me quote him back

kilokeys:
.. i hereby conclude most fine boys are bad boys

Not necessarily true. Like me. Am a handsome gentleman and am not that bad.

scobaba: My home boi miky

He was also my best man.

fyn boi...all the chics in UNN then loved hanging around him.

He hugged an average of 50 girls everyday, smooched 20, kissed 10 publicly.

From 1st year till e graj...no babe.

everybody say him be player.

Chaii! That's very sad! God no go let dat one b my portion IJN!

kilokeys:
im own worse o.. na chop im dey chop im own

since u both like eating and licking... u can do such to other unmentionable things.. i hereby conclude

most fine boys are bad boys

Lol. He probably likes the taste of his lips. It might taste like chicken

kaboninc:

Not necessarily true. Like me. Am a handsome gentleman and am not that bad.

its either u r good or bad... "not that bad" is bad already.
whaddayya mean by "not that bad" sef
u dey break d heart but u no dey grind, dry and blow dem like powder shey?

IrishKez:

You were the guy that want to win millions for being handsome, right?
You know it's quite easy.

Easy? You got any tips for me to get the cash? I'll split it 50:50

prettythicksme: guys won't appreciate us if we ladies started liking your pics.we want you to respect us and always makes you wonder why we dont like una pics but in our mind we be like hmmm this dude is handsome let me quote him back

When you like a guy's pic, you do make him feel special. More like complementing him. Complements are not exclusive to the ladies...the guys out there do need to be told they are handsome and you can do it in so many ways. Here in Nairaland, liking his picture could be one way of doing this.

If the guys start liking your pictures only in their mind, how would you ladies feel?

tjkadzyanju: ...its a damn lie.

why you said that but i have my reasons

Alejhandro:

dats not true. Most handsome guys are responsible

OK but not all do you agree yes or no