AfricanApple: u are wrong

how I mean some not all

MissMeiya:

Oh nooo

I don't mean it that way.

MissMeiya:

This thread is JOKES

"Mehn, I just dey suffer anyhow. Why did God make me this handsome?"

*checks profile

Swthrt,don't sweat it,cos I stopped bothering myself when I checked a pix or two.

teeowl: kill do you know there are things called high court and police investigation?

are you a police

Koolking:

I guess, you have been hit. Irrespective, you will still kill to be with one.

no guys dare hit me

Koolking:

I guess, you have been hit. Irrespective, you will still kill to be with one.

no guy dare hit me**prettyrhicks me never

D advantages far outweigh d advantages, i think being handsome and a little bit funny scores more points

kilokeys:
big lie.. i am a V.

so many others too out there

pinshure or idonbilivit

prettythicksme: no guy dare hit me**prettyrhicks me never

How did you then come to that conclusion? Would never admit if I were you. You are sure pretty...thumbs up

prettythicksme: pinshure or idonbilivit

check profile..

hermesprogidy: it means your lips are very kissable

really blushing

na crime to be handsome again?
abeg, ladies leave dem men alone na.

hermesprogidy: it means your lips are very kissable

awwww really blushing,thanks

Tex42: it means

spot on

thatz the main thing

thatz what we are talking about

u know phrases like that

awww really

Am I handsome?

Ksslib:
lol. Ok i hear you mam. You love me? Awww, thats so sweet..

Is that a look of regret that you both aint items?

It's Christian agape love

No!
It's a look of disapproval
Don't want to be associated with this e-couple trend.

jcmaiah: Am I handsome?

YES U ARE

Affirmative

prettythicksme: most handsome guys are brokers cheaters good in yanshing,gay etc

you are pretty wrong;your level of reasoning is appalling and your level of exposure is too narrow.

Turn the disadvantages into advantages.

softsparkyy:
Irish but why

You guys misunderstood me
Stop making me feel guilty in my well intentioned post

prettythicksme: most handsome guys are brokers cheaters good in yanshing,gay etc

dats not true. Most handsome guys are responsible

prettythicksme: out of 100%,99% of them dey do am

Dat na lieee!!!!

prettythicksme: yes I dey burn self haba handsome guys worst eehhn and they will even demand money from ladiea

...its a damn lie.

tjkadzyanju: you are pretty wrong;your level of reasoning is appalling and your level of exposure is too narrow.

narrow ko wide nii,I have male handsome guys who do that silly thinz

tjkadzyanju: you are pretty wrong;your level of reasoning is appalling and your level of exposure is too narrow.

narrow ko wide nii,I have male handsome guys who do that silly thinz to their girlfriend

IrishKez:

You guys misunderstood me
Stop making me feel guilty in my well intentioned post

U ARE BEAUTIFUL

teeo: Disadvantages of being handsome: I saw this list somewhere online so i decide to add a few words to it.
1. Assumed to be a player- Women assume you're a player for no reason. They'll take you less seriously and question your motives the whole time. Its like infidelity is written all over you. Ladies make sentences like “who are you sleeping with now?” Like WTF.

2. Attracting useless women- Sure you attract more girls, but with the quantity comes a drop in quality. You'll constantly run into useless superficial women with no substance while the ones with substance are not phased or impressed by your looks. And trust me we don’t always like the pretty ones.

3. Amebor- Everyone's in your business and wants to know who you're sleeping with. Iya Basira on the street even warns her daughters never to cross your gate. On campus your name is on the lips of everyone, to make matters worse just be a little popular and you’re on every campus magazine. The amount of attention this person attracted troubled and confused her quite a bit. Everyone would know what you have done, not because of what you did but what you look like.

4. Older Women- Older women are pushy and aggressive and don't know when to turn it off. The worst part is the boldest ones are the ugliest more condemned cargo. You have a flock of obasanjo looking women constantly making you uncomfortable. The worst is they're openly biased towards you and will talk about you to everyone creating a lot of awkward tension and unwanted attention. Some would be like “Let me take care of you like a son”, biko does that involve servicing some parts..

5. Gays- Gay men stare at men the way men stare at women. It's annoying and infuriating and makes me want to fight but I'm not on so i refrain. Either way the worst part about it is gay men staring or trying to talk to you. So when a guy you think is straight glances at your arm or chest. Abomination. Once i got asked out by a gay dude, i had to stylishly turn him down, we’re great friends though.

6. Jealous Girlfriend- Your girlfriend or wife is always jealous, if she catches you smiling at a lady it’s almost equal to you sleeping with someone else. She feels so insecure, checks your phone, knows your plans and wants to follow you out on guys night. No matter how much you try to assure her, she still finds a reason not to trust you.
Guys who calm to be handsome on NL come and add yours ...

Source: http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/19324/32/disadvantages-of-being-handsome.html

This is a perfect description of my current predicament.

i refuse to be handsome or ugly.
i just wan dey my middle ...

AriDsexy: Lol....all this guys claiming being handsome

all guys are handsme...the secret,get gud hair cut,get gud clothngs,get gud gestures

kilokeys:
check profile..

you look cool tho