KingTom:
My boss how far

purplesummer:

Are you a lawyer?
I'm wondering how a wig could sit on your hair

hizroyalflynes:

..

CalabarBoi:
Shon sir! My hands dey up oga mi. Make i bring am down?

i dey o. How your end boss?

KingTom:
Oboy unto Christmas village things

KingTom:
Gynaecologists: They err sorry we spend our time around women all day so girls normally feel insecure when around us, though they shouldn't. That is why I am still single at 57

BellaBambina:
Agbabiaka o! 57? Chai, sorry.

CalabarBoi:
Chai. I dey feel your way mehn.

Me go dey cali o. Maybe i fit go for new year but i want flex cali during christmas after 8years


that village way pure mehn. Which side your villa dey? Hope say you don load cash for ghana must go ba? because you go spend till your pocket go cry

KingTom:
Thank you my dear

farano:
1. Police: S/he has his own handcuffs lol

2. Bankers: They normally spend a lot of time in the office waiting for feedback and turnaround.

3. Chefs/Cooks: Being experts on how food tastes, it is harder for them to enjoy your food since they have the ability to notice subtle mistakes.

4. Nurses: They work both day and night shifts.

5. Firefighters: You'll make yourself crazy worrying about him or her

You are free to add yours.

Kachisbarbie:
don't try bankers o
That their desk ehn,they stay there and meet the whole babes.

___but why should I want my man to be @home, as long as he is making money there. He should hang there na

KingTom:
Na village you dey go spend christmas? No worry if na flexing, we go scatter town.

Uruanguy:


Afterall your driver or get man can still do the work while tge mugu hangs there to make money.

yeayea

Your brain is Valid

BellaBambina:
you re welcome. My gynae is very cute, all his female colleagues start frowning when he smiles at a patient.

CalabarBoi:
I dey o

we go scatter am na your pocket dey talk na

KingTom:
.

KingTom:
Ah, then I am a direct opposite of him

Kachisbarbie:


yeayea

Your brain is Valid

Kachisbarbie:


yeayea

Your brain is Valid

Timothy3113:
How does dis reduce price of garri

CalabarBoi:
Anyhow na

this one your mouth come dey get x ontop

BellaBambina:

Lol... Perhaps you are his opposite. He is a charming young Peruvian. He has this nice accent and he is single... Hence ladies adore him.

KingTom:
I bin swallow bone

CalabarBoi:
I talk am you be soji guy fa pass me the meet while you keep on swallowing your bones

KingTom:
Ah you see, I am a scruffy old Ijebu man, I have a terrible Yoruba accent, hence ladies are repulsed by me

farano:
1. Police: S/he has his own handcuffs lol

2. Bankers: They normally spend a lot of time in the office waiting for feedback and turnaround.

3. Chefs/Cooks: Being experts on how food tastes, it is harder for them to enjoy your food since they have the ability to notice subtle mistakes.

4. Nurses: They work both day and night shifts.

5. Firefighters: You'll make yourself crazy worrying about him or her

You are free to add yours.

BellaBambina:

Go joor! I don't believe a word of what you just wrote... Trying not to blow your trumpet right?

KingTom:
No wahala, but na vulture meat wey me dey flex o