chibwike:
that number one is very true....there is this girl that came to my office for sim swap....i gave her my contact to let me knw...if there re any complains....she then added me on whatsapp....and we became friends.....all of a sudden she started asking me to borrow her 5k..that she would pay back......na wa oh....i almost gave her tho...

tosyne2much:
Him know you pieces

Ogbeni, una fit no dey talk but him know you wella.. Him yarn me small gist sef

Omo Nawa o

Anyhow sha!

maryhaam:
Myopic,this 21st century hon,this don't count.

emusmith:
I choose to use the word "Girl" instead of "Ladies" because I suppose that the later should know better, but unfortunately it's not always so.

A Typical Nigerian Girl is one who swallow hook, line and sinker everything she watches from Home videos, Hollywood and Telemundos...

Her role models are stars who has no good record when it comes to chastity and morals. Better put, Stars with indecent records...

I know some of these are common with ladies all over the world but most are unique to us here... Our brain is too much


Seven Wonders Of A Typical Nigerian Girl...


1. She asks you to borrow her money that she knows you wouldn't ask her to refund.

Their new style is "Borrow me, I'll pay back", How you wan take pay back na? You ain't working, How? I prefer to just freely give than to expect ANY lady to pay back! Hmmmm...
They don't ask too much because that might not be feasible. She may request around #3000 to #5000... Is it wrong to "beg" money? No! But, must you beg sef? Some girls are just too "BIG EYED". If your parents don't have it, don't go about begging! You will soon begin to open your legs for it! It's just plain Discontentment!



2. They Want To Trap A Guy With Pregnancy Just Because Of Marriage.


This school of thought is same with even the so called "Learned" ladies...It's a pity because he will NEVER love you which is actually why you want to trap him. Abstinence from Pre-marital sex is just the solution. You see a small looking girl and her appearance is like that of an old woman! SMH! Beaten and Battered! Even three bras put together can't lift it up...



3. She Spends Her Youthful Days Flexing And Partying And Her Pre-Thirty Years Praying And Searching


To whom it may concern:
You and church are far apart now... you spend every weekend in your boyfriend's house...he cheats on you and you're back to Square One...Going to church more than ever...Joined Choir or Usher (where guys will notice you). But, they're not... Do you have to go through all that?



4. She Believes She Can Transform A Guy, with what??


The fact you have nice curves and all doesn't make other girls not to have them.
Trying to change a guy (anyone at all) doesn't work except on movies and novels.
In fact, the only way to change him is to stand your ground! He wants sex before marriage? You give him and automatically and immediately he loses respect for you! ZERO TRUST for you till Jesus comes!



5. Jack Of All Trades Master Of None


I dunno what's so cool about dating different guys when you know you truly love just one!
I am talking about Multi-dating.
It's so common now especially with the invent of social networks like bbm, Facebook, whatsapp, badoo, 2go etc.
If he tells you He loves You and wants to marry , stop freaking out- think Future, Get to really know him. Flirting is a dangerous game!



6. Suffocating Her Dreams For A Rich Dude...


I was interacting with a Typical Nigerian girl one time and we discussed along these lines. Her comment about a friend of hers was "She was lucky, she just married a rich man, and me too I also want the same .." (i know she spends half of her day with junks over the TV) It is disheartening that most girls (at this age) just wants a man that will buy even toothbrush for them...Their plan is to enter into marriage with nothing but "Ghana Must Go" Haba! Even their dreams and aspirations can go to blazes if only they can find that guy... Since she left University, when was the last time she read a book? Hmm!



7. Adding No Mental Value To Themselves.

Continuing from Point 6, reading flies away from her dictionary after university! She feels relieved after school. Instead, she prefers to spend 6 hours in her friend's house talking from flats to grants, the whole day at the saloon or two days in front of the TV watching the Kardashians and Home Videos... Nothing to do to add to her mental capacity! Such ones wants to marry The Smart Ones to complement for their inadequacies! That she could do something about! Now that a child's intelligence taps 80% from the mum nko! hmm...


This is a Wake Up Call...Not A Bashing Thread, as it were...

Don't take it too personal...

Do something today, your children can really thank you for tomorrow!

A wise woman builds her house. A foolish one plucks it down!
IT STARTS NOW, not then!

Juliaann:
Op all this things you just typed here is rubbish!!!!

MrHardOn:
This post is ambigous. I won't be discouraged. You are meeting the low life girls. At least I know...Dech.andel is Daddy's girl. She is not a typical Nigerian. Nne.ka123 and Misb.lah are still under observation....not scrutiny. Will update later. I like the 3 of them....am not a woman wrapper. So no name calling. Hope to meet them in person very soon.

1stola:

You must pay for this adverts o

Its not an advertisement

dechandel:
I dont watch telemundo

Kim kardashian is not my role model

I've never borrowed a dime from any guy. Oh. I've done that plenrri times. But from my dad sha

I dont party

I have not attained the middle 30(s)

I am suffocating my dreams on being rich. Or rather looting Naija money me sef go get my share of nashional cake

I am tryna focus on paying my school fees with my own money next year. So help me God. Or atleast half

So what are we not saying??

naijaboiy:

Omo Nawa o

Anyhow sha!

boma95:




wow
educative

Juliaann:
Op all this things you just typed here is rubbish!!!!

tosyne2much:
him even yarn me say naijaboiy dey cho the head of life for there

iamord:
. Nooo!! It can't be??! There has to be something that you do that will make us classify you as a naija girl *eyes her top to bottom* smh

Keep shaking your head o

emusmith:


The most sensible post a Lady has posted so far.... SMH!

Juliaann:
Op all this things you just typed here is rubbish!!!!

dechandel:
Keep shaking your head o

VickyyB:

All these Nairaland guys sha. Y'all have fabricated stories to tell.
More mb to una phone and more fictions to una brain.

iamord:
I know you are a naija girl.. Just look @ it written all over your face.. I got my eyes on you! Be afraid!! ...Very afraid!

How is being proudly Nigerian written all over my face?
Ohh. I gorrit. Naija girls are beautiful

tosyne2much:
him even yarn me say naijaboiy dey cho the head of life for there

dechandel:
How is being proudly Nigerian written all over my face?
Ohh. I gorrit. Naija girls are beautiful

dechandel:
I dont watch telemundo

Kim kardashian is not my role model

I've never borrowed a dime from any guy. Oh. I've done that plenrri times. But from my dad sha

I dont party

I have not attained the middle 30(s)

I am suffocating my dreams on being rich. Or rather looting Naija money me sef go get my share of nashional cake

I am tryna focus on paying my school fees with my own money next year. So help me God. Or atleast half

So what are we not saying??

sexylogan:


Hmmm...

Why hmmm

emusmith:


bla bla bla... Because I listed what is so true, I'm now a Hater?
What's your problem?

Psalmwise:
babes Yo
u need a brain masage......#wont say more dat dat







Emusmith...u really to much jawe....#oya cum and eat bread and beans with me