I don't want to believe that this happened to you. It is formulated.

beware!!!! highway to the grave.. the nash (buttock) of a woman is like a treasure in lion's den..not all that glitters is gold.

Boy,must u b a military man to knw codes,but if it's true story which I doubt, boy go hit ur head for wall

Buhari will know the answer.

omo no try am oo. all these girls these says get wetin devil send them to destroy oo, or she fit get std. not all things dat glitters are gold ooo. I ail u for what u did. kudos to u and never return to her again. GOD love u and mk sure u abstain from sex totally till u marry.

jamex93:
Hahahahahahahahah

oboy this light green pass mango leaf

I swear,

full current light na e she dey pass for u so

loling bro!!! as green as ugwu and mango leaf... dude is a learner boyi.

oh boy!u sure ya koboko dey work,wat a green light u missed

khassy:

come to my side and gimme those signs op listed and ...... ****lips sealed***

yeah, 'em lips better be sealed :p

Watch out guy, it might b a trap

Emperoradrian:
I was rushing to my school bus stand to enter the bus before it fills up,then suddenly i hit my left leg against a stone,i now made the sign of the cross and continued my journey,then this girl walked up to me,and asked why i was making the sign of the cross,i replied her "the bible says we should pray at all time".she just laughed and we parted ways....

A week later,i went to buy petrol at the station in my street,i had my earpiece stuffed in my ears,enjoying my highlife by osadebe,....i got to the station,bought the fuel,then on my return journey,someone tapped me and said.."oboy person d call u",when i turned,lo and behold,it was same gal i had met in school,i crossed to the other side of the road to meet her,i didn't know she was the one until she helped me recall....she was with plenty bags,and i inquired what she was doing with all those bags,she said she's just returning from Ph,that she saw me when i passed,and called me but i didnt answer her... I apologized,and asked her if she had any goody for me ,she said i should follow her to her house if i needed one....i declined because i was rushing home to watch UEFA match,and told her i'd come for it another day,after which i collected her number and rushed off.......

On friday that week,i went for a friend's birthday party,and slept over,when i was coming back on saturday evening,i met this same girl on the road,and she said i've been reluctant about coming to visit her,that i must follow her to her lodge that nite,i agreed,when we got to her house,it was a self con room,nice,i loved the paintings on her wall,i was admiring the room,while she was packing her cloths she washed earlier inside,after that,the next thing,she started undressing herself,leaving only her panties and bra on,after which she used her towel to cover herself before entering the bathroom,all this while,i just kept my cool,pressing my fone....she finally came out of the bathroom,and layed down on her bed with only her towel,we talked a few more minutes,before i told her that i'd love to take my leave now....when i got home,she sent me a whatsapp message saying i didn't ask her to offer me anything....

I need your opinions here,was she sending me GREEN LIGHT or was it normal?

my guy,dat gal has STD definitely,she dey find who she wan pass the legacy to when she leaves..... If u dig in,be ready to be dug 6feet down

diddydiva:
IS dat u on ur dp

Your eyes is on him now abi?

jude33084:


Your eyes is on him now abi?

monsterprick:
loling bro!!! as green as ugwu and mango leaf... dude is a learner boyi.

No b learner, na just confusion, you know gals na, na snake dem b

If this isn't the 'greenest' of lights any man would ever get, then I don't know what is it.

She practically dragged you home, took off her clothes in front of you, took a shower (in preparation), came on the bed with a towel, and she subsequently sent a text on your refusal to ask for IT...the signals were just too glaring.

Well, unless she's been seeing you around and was waiting for the right time to initiate a convo, the story seem far-fetched.

If it is true, then you are the S.I unit for mumu.

Dude, u better be careful. don't you feel something is wrong somewhere?
There are 2 things involved, it s either you are infected with an STD or your destiny is at stake. Go get a girlfriend and stop looking for cheap free attentions around. Awoof dey run belle o. if u go sleep with ogbanje and they seize your destiny, God help you. u are on your own if you sell your Life for just 5mins of pleasure.

Keyana:
yeah, 'em lips better be sealed :p

and just in case it opens?

luckynzo:
Op. It sure is. But don't do it. She probably has STD and is looking for who to infect.

was thinking the same. Maybe HIV.

redcliff:
Lol. Once a Dolapo always an Adedolapo

Hahahahahahaha
no b small tin

redcliff:
Lol. Once a Dolapo always an Adedolapo

Legendary!

Guy u dull...aswear nothing fit green pass dis one again now

Starbank:
chai....she must igbo or yoruba girl....they to like dickson

















im yoruba so i know how they behave....

where u come keep akwa ibom gehs ?

Why all the Boys dey Cast this Niccur? bible say For who have not sinned to cast the first Stone!!! me i don dull for woman matter once too... Kai..'If i fit get one more chance with Chinyere' again!!

;DBaba u 2 much walahii dis is a well cooked story . Buh I hapi say u no leave UEFA match for girl , I for yab u lol , aint notin lyk football . U kom dey ask us if na greenlyt ? Noo na yellow light nw . Nop na white light ... Ohh sorry I meant blue light , dd I jst say blue ehm ehm I meant ttt meeeanntt ehm PURPLE lyt : she rilli wants ur sugarcane ooo Reverend dobo lol

mumu,she nor only give u green light,she give u all d light ,ur konjified brain dey fear to act,Na guys like u girls supposed to dey friendzone

u can never come across such stressless opportunity again....... trust me

I hav a feeling dis happened in owerri

Emperoradrian:
I was rushing to my school bus stand to enter the bus before it fills up,then suddenly i hit my left leg against a stone,i now made the sign of the cross and continued my journey,then this girl walked up to me,and asked why i was making the sign of the cross,i replied her "the bible says we should pray at all time".she just laughed and we parted ways....

A week later,i went to buy petrol at the station in my street,i had my earpiece stuffed in my ears,enjoying my highlife by osadebe,....i got to the station,bought the fuel,then on my return journey,someone tapped me and said.."oboy person d call u",when i turned,lo and behold,it was same gal i had met in school,i crossed to the other side of the road to meet her,i didn't know she was the one until she helped me recall....she was with plenty bags,and i inquired what she was doing with all those bags,she said she's just returning from Ph,that she saw me when i passed,and called me but i didnt answer her... I apologized,and asked her if she had any goody for me ,she said i should follow her to her house if i needed one....i declined because i was rushing home to watch UEFA match,and told her i'd come for it another day,after which i collected her number and rushed off.......

On friday that week,i went for a friend's birthday party,and slept over,when i was coming back on saturday evening,i met this same girl on the road,and she said i've been reluctant about coming to visit her,that i must follow her to her lodge that nite,i agreed,when we got to her house,it was a self con room,nice,i loved the paintings on her wall,i was admiring the room,while she was packing her cloths she washed earlier inside,after that,the next thing,she started undressing herself,leaving only her panties and bra on,after which she used her towel to cover herself before entering the bathroom,all this while,i just kept my cool,pressing my fone....she finally came out of the bathroom,and layed down on her bed with only her towel,we talked a few more minutes,before i told her that i'd love to take my leave now....when i got home,she sent me a whatsapp message saying i didn't ask her to offer me anything....

I need your opinions here,was she sending me GREEN LIGHT or was it normal?

Ifa n fani lapo ya, ore ma se binu

This same mugu go soon chop dat girl
I dey expect invitation pt2

ceejayxy:
I hav a feeling dis happened in owerri

...nope in awka...unizik

O boy how the light want green again na confirm akpos u be ooo

Na waooo, I wonder Y such things don't happen to guys like me. Anyway, God knows why He doesn't give wild beasts horns and paws at d same time. If na calabar boi wey I be, she for know say AC no be fan!