jacksparrow1207:


Wetin be buratashi? Na person name. I know Bura is________

kristen12:

Yes И̲̮̣̥̅̊α. What is it supposed to be?

It's not female bashing thread. I'm not a misogynist so why would I create a thread to ridicule the ladies?

If you want female bashing thread I will drop one 2moro

KingTom:
Penis!

KingTom:
My story is indeed a pathetic one! In 200 level, I had just discovered that having sex with anything in skirt was my calling . I was giving myself daily doses of Vitamin S

Fast forward! One nice babe called Angelique, in Biochemistry department, she was drop dead gorgeous, nyash big like Zuma rock. I swore to myself, I must nail this ass.

I got close to her, cracked her ribs, she said she loved my sense of humor. She started visiting my hostel, bringing food and all, one day, I don give those useless Ekiti boys quit notice, the guys come clear area, I spray Air freshener tire, because the kin body odour Awet Ayeni get! Chai

When she arrived, we got talking, we laughed, I laughed and my hand landed on her left boob, squeezing my face, I pretended not to know what I was doing, I made more jokes, she laughed and the melons heaved. Chai, she then up and bent over to pick up my picture gallery. I attack that nyash like bulldog! I was squeezing the soft tissues like Fulani milk maid.

Angelique begged and begged, lai lai, she then said d She was a virgin. Oh I said, I have a thing against popping cherries . I let her go.

The next Monday, I strolled through Biochemistry department looking for where our Clinical BCM lecture hall was, one girl whom I had seen with Angelique once, came up to me and asked if it was true that I am impotent? Emi? For what! Who said so? She said Angelique said you were just looking at her, that you could not do anything! Oluwa eh!!!!

I swore revenge! I later told Angelique to come to the hostel, that I need her help, she said ok. I disinfected my room once again, chai Boluwaji and Ayeni na bad combination. when my "virgin" arrived, she had a gown on her, I said please get my textbook. She bent again, quickly like a python, I slipped on a condom, and reached for her, she said, tom, Tom please don't do this, this is rape! Are you a virgin i asked while inserting The demon into her, No she said, no please oh God, the next thing na moans I begin hear oh, She dey shout things in Ijaw, calling her ancestors. Mumu na me Aworinde you wan carry play? After I finished, she said wow let's do that again, I said I'm sorry, but i am impotent! Ijapa Oshi!

tosyne2much, I don comment oh!

jacksparrow1207:

Abeg, the gal Na horse? Hours on top person pikin? D session go become boring sef

jacksparrow1207:


Na cock? Hahahahahaha

kennes10:
the fact that she is nt a virgin doesn't mean she shld b raped. U had sex with a gal without her consent nd u re here tellin us dat she moaned.

tosyne2much:
It's not female bashing thread. I'm not a misogynist so why would I create a thread to ridicule the ladies?

If you want female bashing thread I will drop one 2moro

KingTom:
I don't need to prove it to you guys, just send your babes, a trial will convince you, oga based on my profession, even if I climax after one thrust, the babe go know say she don enter, I know everywhere! I mean EVERYWHERE!!!

jacksparrow1207:

And tashi =?

kennes10:
the fact that she is nt a virgin doesn't mean she shld b raped. U had sex with a gal without her consent nd u re here tellin us dat she moaned.

ronald4lif:


You dey mind the woman wrapper doctor. His type will thrust just twice and starts breathing like one who's just ran a 500m race. Yeye dey worry am.

AgapeCharis:
I talk am. Na only God know how many quickie you don run inside office all in the name of inspection.

KingTom:
Yes I had sex with a girl without saying "Angelique please let me have sex with you?" Go and say that to a lady, come back and tell me her reply!

KingTom:
Yes I had sex with a girl without saying "Angelique please let me have sex with you?" Go and say that to a lady, come back and tell me her reply!

Roflwkmd

Who asks a lady such a question ? "Please let me have sex with you"

Ask that question and you will never taste the kitty-cat cos she will make it be twice as harder as Uniben post UME exam

stephenqueen:

If you dey date damilola my nurse gurl you go no say you must lash for hours if dis babe catch you na relegation straight or make you no qualify for champions league.If you wan lash er na to go wapa b4 you lash er

kinglekan:




Lagmostkuit how many seconds does this mumu last in bed with you?

ronald4lif:


You dey mind the woman wrapper doctor. His type will thrust just twice and starts breathing like one who's just ran a 500m race. Yeye dey worry am.

kinglekan:


ROTFL @kingtom

KingTom:
Get up!

stephenqueen:

No mind him,him wan dey preach for here ni make hin go church

kinglekan:


Better fowll na him stephenqueen be.

E go do gra gra only to last 5seconds.

Mtchewwwwwww!!!!

kinglekan:


Better fowll na him stephenqueen be.

E go do gra gra only to last 5seconds.

Mtchewwwwwww!!!!

tosyne2much:
Roflwkmd

Who asks a lady such a question ? "Please let me have sex with you"

Ask that question and you will never taste the kitty-cat cos she will make it be twice as harder as Uniben post UME exam

jacksparrow1207:


D!ck get up from your sleep

stephenqueen:

Alaye why i go last for 5seconds when jedi alaburo ,ale,oshomo,olomo,ogidiga and miliki olope and tramadol dey

wristwatch:
I once dated a lady for 5 months claiming sister Mary and that no guy has ever touched her body.

Because of her deceiving and convincing holy holy life style possessing a charming attitude, the climax have ever had with her is peck on her cheeks.

One day, the eediot mistakenly forget her phone in the room to buy something from a near by store and a message pop in on her phone which says "I like squeezing your b**bs and fvcking u" I confronted her with it and the next thing she uttered was it was the devil's work.

ronald4lif:


Guy my cherry hasn't been uncorked

You think say I be you.

KingTom:

You sabi the business jare! These virgin boys think sex is like Iya Aminat rice, wey you go just carry plate say iya give me food. They do not know that you have to grab the bull by the horn in most cases. Little wonder why they are still virgins

Little wonder why we are still virgins ? Are you trying to yab us or what ?

KingTom:
Oga Bible camp student and choir master, you sef how many innocent sisters wey come for choir practice wey you don spoil!

tosyne2much:
See as dem don high jack my thread for my hand

Me wey be OP garner just one share, see as EnglishMart and Alberto2k don rush garner 10 likes and 8 shares

Nawa oooo

AgapeCharis:
See this guy wey don already break record for womanology in UK.

I just pity babes wey dey trip for you. E.g_____

You sabi say I get problem with your E.G fa

You never destroy that tape