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Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by adexmuhyi(m): 10:06pm On Apr 29, 2015
chai!!! On that fatefull day i found the very first girl in my life which really attracted me,,though we met through a little quarrel,,ever since we had the quarell,, i hav been seting my eyes on her but the courage wont just come to approach her,,one day i finally summoned up the courage to approach this lady letting her know i wana see her and of which she obliqued and we fix our meeting under a big mango tree in my hood @evening..evening came, buh due to the fear in me i couldnt show up there but instead hide in a nearby bush watching the poor girl waiting for the coward,,she later went without seeing me,,the next morning, we saw again and she blamed me for wasting her time, i pleaded again and i told her i am in a hurry to somwia so we fixed our meeting like the previous day and of which the samething also occured, she flared up the next day we saw and asked me jst to tell her what i really want from her,,chai!! See gbeg!! Omo i beg her ni o and we also later fix it like before but this time around i wasnt lucky @all because it was exactly when i was going to my hideout that we jammed eachother and @that time i have no excuse at all so as a man i jst started like this,,me; what is ur name,,, she;bolanle,,, me ; where do u live; quarry ,,,me; what class are u she; jss3,,me;what is the name of ur school; gateway high school me; okay nkan to sele ni wipe mokan like e ni mo de which wipe kajo wa together,,,she; owkay i will be tinkin bou it;;;omo as i discharge her like dys,,my own pass person weh escape for boko haram custody all ma pant and singlet don wet ehn, oga o

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Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Nobody: 10:08pm On Apr 29, 2015
Fabdedon:
i would share mine when i finish this two wraps of wee wee
modified
Falconey pls help with shares..
. 6:20am Sunday...
** walks into church** looking for a suitable place to sit so as to
get no disturbance form church wardens.....
** sights the cool seat** rushes to grab it.. Ahhh at last... Enters
flight mode** at least before mass starts...
. .
I dreamt an angel passing my side..it seems so real decided to
confirm...
Opens one eye..choi e be me like film...rush open the second eyes..
Choi.. I don see mammy water life...sleep disappear from my
eyes....fiiiiaaamm .
.
.
I just loose concentration for that mass..
even the offering nah three times i go make the girl for notice
me.... * Before people will stand up in the
church have already stand ...
If dey de clap..my own be the loudest....
* Even when dem dey sit down nah me be last all in the name of
dusting my seat..
...all this make she for notice me.. .
.
Few minutes to the end of the mass..i brought out my phone
went through my saved post.. Big thanks to tosyne2much..
Memorised all his start up lines to woo a girl and more female
facts.... Even checked to woo fine mammy water like pweetyz #no offence ...(determined.. And good to go)
.
.
The mass dismissed nah..i put on my dark shades.on top my dark
hair like Neldrizzy own..(007"" ).. Tucks in..walk majestically to her
like a real Naijaboiy.. #clears_thoat...forms MICHEAL JACKson's VOICE (@speechless)
.
.
Me: Heloo i am... (as the babe dey turn...choi see eye lids..(chisoz I
DON FORGET MY NAME)...
Babe : hello what do you say is your name.. **See voice*** Me :my Lame, sorry, my name.. **scratching head**
Babe : please be fast i have things to attend to..
Me : em sorry oo..hmm my name.. **drawing map of Liberia with
my golden colour hiptops**
(i think say nah only girls dey do am oo see me as i dey sweat
for tongue) :emm yes my names are Anagboso Paschal chukwuemeka Michael..
But my friends call me Fabdedon... I am even tall in complexion
( who ask me..? Choi !!!..)
Babe: SO ?
Me: La La Lala **exclamatining in chinese!!!..
*** thats when i knew that Jonathan will win 2nd tenor Me: So..emmm would like to know you more and your botanical
name...sorry ma your name....
Babe: lol this guy you are funny oo..(choi Nigeria be me like
France...mammy water tell me say i funny..)
Anyway my name is... Bla bla bla..
Me : ** I just dey stare like say she Transparent.. Babe..: helloo are you here..? **Shakes me**
Me.: emm sorry am trying to recollect where i heard that name cos
the last i heard it was when i was in planet Mars..
Babe..: This guy you are very funny ooo..**hits me on the
chest**
(gbagam...every thing for my body just stand at attention dey throw way salute..**mammy water touch me. Choi !!!!...)..The BIG
boy in me came out..
.
.
..........Fast...Forwards........................>>..
I decided to escort her to maybe know the direction of her house....(maybe close to mine.. as a bad guy..)
we enjoyed the converstaion down the pavement until she
waved a bus going towards my home....
About to enter the bus i remembered i used my transport money
for offering for church which means 3km treking....choi..#Gobe
. .
.
As a bad guy i need to cover up and form
.
.
Me: hmm i forgot my Bible in the church so maybe next time we get to meet...
Babe: hmm owk let me follow you and get it..so we get to spend
some time together...winks..
Case!!!!
Me: hmmm you know.. I would join the legion of mary society am
their vice president so my presence is needed there so i might waste time too...
(immediatly i drop that lie i now came to assumption immediatly
that the devil is a learner)
Babe : wow i have long wanted to join that society.... At least this
an opportunity to join too.
(thats when i know she truely be mammy water.) Me; ** forms smile** ehya.. We dont allow new commers this
sunday only last sunday of the month that we allow new
commers..
(immediatly i could hear d devil weeping telling God.. Why do you
say am not rightous!!!!)
. . Her phone rings.. she looked at it and said..
Babe..; oppps my sister is calling already.. Here is my Number call
me when you get Home...
Me..:Its my pleasure will do just that..
.
. .
Reached home after 3km treking..called her....hmmm i think what
happend later are now HISTORY lol...






this got me cracking
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Beamborla(f): 10:09pm On Apr 29, 2015
talktofemi:



Hahahahahah Beamborla! Shey ko to be ni?

I will remove that your teeth you are shining with a beam o.
shocked shocked shocked

O fe yo eyin aunty beamborla... Hmmmm angry
Laws have mercy.

Ayam not shining it again lipsrsealed
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Aspiregreat: 10:10pm On Apr 29, 2015
Never wooed before



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Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by croSStodds(m): 10:12pm On Apr 29, 2015
Phinagold:
wait a minute. Y are u girls in a war of words over a guy on nairaland? U gurls must be under aged.
What an acerbic postulate...#smackdown#
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by blackchild3(m): 10:14pm On Apr 29, 2015
I have never tost a girl before...inshot I dunt know how to go about it self....i meet girls-friends by coincidence or through friends n the dating thing start frm there..... ;DI have never tost a girl before...inshot I dunt know how to go about it self....i meet girls-friends by coincidence or through friends n the dating thing start frm there.....
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Nobody: 10:22pm On Apr 29, 2015
FLAWLES:
.

Would like to chat with ya on whatsapp 08100805849.
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by kinglekan: 10:26pm On Apr 29, 2015
missclasssy:

No I am not na cheesy cheesy
I am Just kidding o. grin
U ehnn!! grin
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by kinglekan: 10:27pm On Apr 29, 2015
Twaci:
Nah, its cool cheesy
Let's hug it out smiley
missclasssy:

No I am not na cheesy cheesy
I am Just kidding o. grin
Can I join? grin
Group hug cheesy
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Twaci(f): 10:29pm On Apr 29, 2015
kinglekan:




Can I join? grin

Group hug cheesy
No way! angry
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Emmyk(m): 10:30pm On Apr 29, 2015
Lmao. It was not easy that day oo.. I was so uncomfortable that day after so many front-of-mirror rehearsals.... Started from the bottom now we here... wink
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by larryozomah(m): 10:33pm On Apr 29, 2015
Fabdedon:
i would share mine when i finish this two wraps of wee wee
modified
Falconey pls help with shares..
. 6:20am Sunday...
** walks into church** looking for a suitable place to sit so as to
get no disturbance form church wardens.....
** sights the cool seat** rushes to grab it.. Ahhh at last... Enters
flight mode** at least before mass starts...
. .
I dreamt an angel passing my side..it seems so real decided to
confirm...
Opens one eye..choi e be me like film...rush open the second eyes..
Choi.. I don see mammy water life...sleep disappear from my
eyes....fiiiiaaamm .
.
.
I just loose concentration for that mass..
even the offering nah three times i go make the girl for notice
me.... * Before people will stand up in the
church have already stand ...
If dey de clap..my own be the loudest....
* Even when dem dey sit down nah me be last all in the name of
dusting my seat..
...all this make she for notice me.. .
.
Few minutes to the end of the mass..i brought out my phone
went through my saved post.. Big thanks to tosyne2much..
Memorised all his start up lines to woo a girl and more female
facts.... Even checked to woo fine mammy water like pweetyz #no offence ...(determined.. And good to go)
.
.
The mass dismissed nah..i put on my dark shades.on top my dark
hair like Neldrizzy own..(007"" ).. Tucks in..walk majestically to her
like a real Naijaboiy.. #clears_thoat...forms MICHEAL JACKson's VOICE (@speechless)
.
.
Me: Heloo i am... (as the babe dey turn...choi see eye lids..(chisoz I
DON FORGET MY NAME)...
Babe : hello what do you say is your name.. **See voice*** Me :my Lame, sorry, my name.. **scratching head**
Babe : please be fast i have things to attend to..
Me : em sorry oo..hmm my name.. **drawing map of Liberia with
my golden colour hiptops**
(i think say nah only girls dey do am oo see me as i dey sweat
for tongue) :emm yes my names are Anagboso Paschal chukwuemeka Michael..
But my friends call me Fabdedon... I am even tall in complexion
( who ask me..? Choi !!!..)
Babe: SO ?
Me: La La Lala **exclamatining in chinese!!!..
*** thats when i knew that Jonathan will win 2nd tenor Me: So..emmm would like to know you more and your botanical
name...sorry ma your name....
Babe: lol this guy you are funny oo..(choi Nigeria be me like
France...mammy water tell me say i funny..)
Anyway my name is... Bla bla bla..
Me : ** I just dey stare like say she Transparent.. Babe..: helloo are you here..? **Shakes me**
Me.: emm sorry am trying to recollect where i heard that name cos
the last i heard it was when i was in planet Mars..
Babe..: This guy you are very funny ooo..**hits me on the
chest**
(gbagam...every thing for my body just stand at attention dey throw way salute..**mammy water touch me. Choi !!!!...)..The BIG
boy in me came out..
.
.
..........Fast...Forwards........................>>..
I decided to escort her to maybe know the direction of her house....(maybe close to mine.. as a bad guy..)
we enjoyed the converstaion down the pavement until she
waved a bus going towards my home....
About to enter the bus i remembered i used my transport money
for offering for church which means 3km treking....choi..#Gobe
. .
.
As a bad guy i need to cover up and form
.
.
Me: hmm i forgot my Bible in the church so maybe next time we get to meet...
Babe: hmm owk let me follow you and get it..so we get to spend
some time together...winks..
Case!!!!
Me: hmmm you know.. I would join the legion of mary society am
their vice president so my presence is needed there so i might waste time too...
(immediatly i drop that lie i now came to assumption immediatly
that the devil is a learner)
Babe : wow i have long wanted to join that society.... At least this
an opportunity to join too.
(thats when i know she truely be mammy water.) Me; ** forms smile** ehya.. We dont allow new commers this
sunday only last sunday of the month that we allow new
commers..
(immediatly i could hear d devil weeping telling God.. Why do you
say am not rightous!!!!)
. . Her phone rings.. she looked at it and said..
Babe..; oppps my sister is calling already.. Here is my Number call
me when you get Home...
Me..:Its my pleasure will do just that..
.
. .
Reached home after 3km treking..called her....hmmm i think what
happend later are now HISTORY lol...

Devil dey shame for you seriously.....
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by kinglekan: 10:34pm On Apr 29, 2015
maleGirl:
Lolzz grin this orijin101 is sick grin

Well dis is my story,

There was this girl in my highschool,I really love this girl,buh when I was abt telling her my mind. OMG,cun see fear grin

I'd earlier mastered everything I was goin 2 say like" ehm grace I wanna let u knw sumtin,I want us 2 b best of friends..." Blah blah blah,
But trust me when I got to her I forget everything,and couldn't ulter a word,then I changed the discussion to something else sad. Maybe I'll still tell her next century sha sad



[size=15]IamMaleGirl[/size]


undecided


Are u gay? Or a Tranny?
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by larryozomah(m): 10:35pm On Apr 29, 2015
missclasssy:


kiss kiss kiss

So i had to read all the way to page 3 just to see the end of this fake fight
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by kinglekan: 10:35pm On Apr 29, 2015
Twaci:
No way! angry
sad
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by KingTom(m): 10:43pm On Apr 29, 2015
Orijin101:

Yes of course cheesy
Guy which style be this na grin
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by scarwiz(m): 10:47pm On Apr 29, 2015
JoeVetar:
Please is it virginity or approach...because I just checked my dictionary and approach meant two things.....Thanks
xplain d virginity approach
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by kinglekan: 10:51pm On Apr 29, 2015
Phinagold:
wait a minute. Y are u girls in a war of words over a guy on nairaland? U gurls must be under aged.

undecided

War?? Where did that happen??

Lolssss!! @ under aged. U must definitely be to think any of this was close to being serious.

Twaci and Missclasssy can you wake this babe up!!
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by haftob(m): 10:56pm On Apr 29, 2015
Ipledge:
When i was young,i dont really know to woo a lady(Till now embarassed).thé only thing i do is to Sow thé seed of love from afar,when i see have capture her mind...Will just walk to thé lady And say "I love you,I want you to be my gf"...It never fails me grin
Sow the seed of love from afar? Pls how do u do dis?
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by scarwiz(m): 10:58pm On Apr 29, 2015
mine was when i was in js3 i started eye in her frm d feild na xo d gal walka enta class dai listen to music alone den meself follow her cum get courage say hello .den she smile @ me i was lyk why is she smilin mayb it was bcuz i was arouse by her fiqure so i package my self we tlk 4 lyk 8min i got her contact & left(mayb it was not my 1st time
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Spidermon: 11:00pm On Apr 29, 2015
That time for sec sch, pick up lines never really gel. We just pair up and find hidden corners to smooch equally Hot girls. Press booby, press yansh till you hear someone coming, then you both jump fence.

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Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by YoungWiseCash: 11:01pm On Apr 29, 2015
I haven't woo any girl in my life. Things just work out naturally for me. Most of days girls I had encounter with were my young sis girlfriends.

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Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Nobody: 11:01pm On Apr 29, 2015
haftob:

Sow the seed of love from afar? Pls how do u do dis?
you a guy...
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Nobody: 11:02pm On Apr 29, 2015
KingTom:
Guy which style be this na grin
E no make sense cheesy?
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by tommyzamani(m): 11:06pm On Apr 29, 2015
Omo no b small tin oooo, can't vivdly remember sha, but I knw say, cos of girlphobia den, I lost couples of gals cos my hrt always beat shoki dance beat
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by KingTom(m): 11:08pm On Apr 29, 2015
Orijin101:

E no make sense cheesy?
Wella grin
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Nobody: 11:11pm On Apr 29, 2015
KingTom:
Wella grin
comot for hia. . . you dey jealous amu tongue
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by KingTom(m): 11:13pm On Apr 29, 2015
Orijin101:

comot for hia. . . you dey jealous amu tongue
. E make brain na grin grin grin
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Nobody: 11:16pm On Apr 29, 2015
KingTom:

. E make brain na grin grin grin
i think say na d opposite you talk before tongue
you don see ur wife? ori ife
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by KingTom(m): 11:19pm On Apr 29, 2015
Orijin101:

i think say na d opposite you talk before tongue
you don see ur wife? ori ife
If she come back, na sire ban dey wait you so grin grin
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by MrCEO69(m): 11:21pm On Apr 29, 2015
Never did... Bcm friends nd end up been lovers.. Shy guy. She was the one that force me to say my mind. She knew. Hehehe. I Lv U Dear.
Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Nobody: 11:21pm On Apr 29, 2015
KingTom:
If she come back, na sire ban dey wait you so grin grin
wat i do wey go make her ban me

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