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| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by dharay88: 7:27pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
Orijin101: my own Neva come...yet to woo any girl sef.  |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Nobody: 7:30pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
KingTom: you no understand ba? oya ori ife  |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Twaci(f): 7:31pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
missclasssy: Sweedy, just as he left mine, he'll dump urs without a sorry thought. Wonder when u will learn  |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Nobody: 7:31pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
dharay88: you wey don chyke all d babes for ya area finish |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by KingTom(m): 7:32pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
Orijin101:Oh! You mean our Jailer? |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Nobody: 7:32pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
Orijin101: Abi. Wetin man go do but d earlier d better sha. |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by boynigeria(m): 7:33pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
shittt was crazy I was sweating all over, heart pounding and shit Practiced in front of the mirror a thousand time but at the end i heard a good news which was NO! cos the girl is now damn horrible 2 Likes |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by JeffreyJamez(m): 7:34pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
Twaci: Lmao... you're just a **** I swear. |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Nobody: 7:35pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
KingTom: Yes of course |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Nobody: 7:36pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
wristwatch: Naso oo my broda. . . |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Twaci(f): 7:37pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
JeffreyJamez:...that you **** Better start reading "Wooing Girls 101", you need to buddy. |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by JeffreyJamez(m): 7:37pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
Orijin101: Lol it doesn't come cheap bro. |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Fabdedon(m): 7:39pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
Orijin101:i would share mine when i finish this two wraps of wee wee modified Falconey pls help with shares.. . 6:20am Sunday... ** walks into church** looking for a suitable place to sit so as to get no disturbance form church wardens..... ** sights the cool seat** rushes to grab it.. Ahhh at last... Enters flight mode** at least before mass starts... . . I dreamt an angel passing my side..it seems so real decided to confirm... Opens one eye..choi e be me like film...rush open the second eyes.. Choi.. I don see mammy water life...sleep disappear from my eyes....fiiiiaaamm . . . I just loose concentration for that mass.. even the offering nah three times i go make the girl for notice me.... * Before people will stand up in the church have already stand ... If dey de clap..my own be the loudest.... * Even when dem dey sit down nah me be last all in the name of dusting my seat.. ...all this make she for notice me.. . . Few minutes to the end of the mass..i brought out my phone went through my saved post.. Big thanks to tosyne2much.. Memorised all his start up lines to woo a girl and more female facts.... Even checked to woo fine mammy water like pweetyz #no offence ...(determined.. And good to go) . . The mass dismissed nah..i put on my dark shades.on top my dark hair like Neldrizzy own..(007"" ).. Tucks in..walk majestically to her like a real Naijaboiy.. #clears_thoat...forms MICHEAL JACKson's VOICE (@speechless) . . Me: Heloo i am... (as the babe dey turn...choi see eye lids..(chisoz I DON FORGET MY NAME)... Babe : hello what do you say is your name.. **See voice*** Me :my Lame, sorry, my name.. **scratching head** Babe : please be fast i have things to attend to.. Me : em sorry oo..hmm my name.. **drawing map of Liberia with my golden colour hiptops** (i think say nah only girls dey do am oo see me as i dey sweat for tongue) :emm yes my names are Anagboso Paschal chukwuemeka Michael.. But my friends call me Fabdedon... I am even tall in complexion ( who ask me..? Choi !!!..) Babe: SO ? Me: La La Lala **exclamatining in chinese!!!.. *** thats when i knew that Jonathan will win 2nd tenor Me: So..emmm would like to know you more and your botanical name...sorry ma your name.... Babe: lol this guy you are funny oo..(choi Nigeria be me like France...mammy water tell me say i funny..) Anyway my name is... Bla bla bla.. Me : ** I just dey stare like say she Transparent.. Babe..: helloo are you here..? **Shakes me** Me.: emm sorry am trying to recollect where i heard that name cos the last i heard it was when i was in planet Mars.. Babe..: This guy you are very funny ooo..**hits me on the chest** (gbagam...every thing for my body just stand at attention dey throw way salute..**mammy water touch me. Choi !!!!...)..The BIG boy in me came out.. . . ..........Fast...Forwards........................>>.. I decided to escort her to maybe know the direction of her house....(maybe close to mine.. as a bad guy..) we enjoyed the converstaion down the pavement until she waved a bus going towards my home.... About to enter the bus i remembered i used my transport money for offering for church which means 3km treking....choi..#Gobe . . . As a bad guy i need to cover up and form . . Me: hmm i forgot my Bible in the church so maybe next time we get to meet... Babe: hmm owk let me follow you and get it..so we get to spend some time together...winks.. Case!!!! Me: hmmm you know.. I would join the legion of mary society am their vice president so my presence is needed there so i might waste time too... (immediatly i drop that lie i now came to assumption immediatly that the devil is a learner) Babe : wow i have long wanted to join that society.... At least this an opportunity to join too. (thats when i know she truely be mammy water.) Me; ** forms smile** ehya.. We dont allow new commers this sunday only last sunday of the month that we allow new commers.. (immediatly i could hear d devil weeping telling God.. Why do you say am not rightous!!!!) . . Her phone rings.. she looked at it and said.. Babe..; oppps my sister is calling already.. Here is my Number call me when you get Home... Me..:Its my pleasure will do just that.. . . . Reached home after 3km treking..called her....hmmm i think what happend later are now HISTORY lol... 17 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by JeffreyJamez(m): 7:41pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
Twaci: Na.... I don't need it  |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Nobody: 7:43pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
Fabdedon: no come type rubbish if you don high finish |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Nobody: 7:44pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
JeffreyJamez: How much am i to pay to get it? |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Beamborla(f): 7:49pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
Twaci:Kinglekan been promiscuous since 1200BC I give up on him already! |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Nobody: 7:50pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
Twaci: Please it's obvious you are still a learner. In case you don't know, I am fvcking polyandrus. I have a lot of men dying to be my 1001th. Kinglekan is not even in my top 100, yet he still left you for me. Chai Shows how insignificant you are |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by JeffreyJamez(m): 7:52pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Nobody: 7:53pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
JeffreyJamez: |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Twaci(f): 7:54pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
missclasssy: Are u taking this stuff serious?1 Like |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Nobody: 7:55pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
Mine is still in its infant stage...
Cant say anything for now
Lala247 *kisses* 1 Like |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by JeffreyJamez(m): 7:55pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Nobody: 7:56pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
missclasssy: you are already taking it serious na. . . |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Nobody: 7:57pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Twaci(f): 7:58pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
missclasssy:Well, its not ma fault he is a cheat . But u can have him tho...amma stick out here with beamborla. |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Nobody: 8:02pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
Lala247:Buena noches mi princesa  1 Like |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Nobody: 8:02pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Nobody: 8:03pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
Godvilla: you dare not go near my lala247  1 Like |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Twaci(f): 8:03pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Nobody: 8:04pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
Twaci: Kinglekan left you and now you are turning lesb***  Chai |
| Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Nobody: 8:05pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
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