naijaboiy:
Victoriabee how far? You know say I like you well well? Anytime wey I think about you my heart dey do "jibi" "jibi".

But you no dey try for me at all.
You go just dey form for me up and down. You see that your smile,,e dey melt my heart and your eyes dey so sexy.

I dey like read your comments because e show say you carry brain well well and you no dey ever disappoint me. Sometimes sha you dey look for my trouble,,but I dey forgive you because say my heart no fit hate person wey l like.

I go take you go dubai for shopping and we go stroll for paris,,catch siesta for carribbean beach and chop dinner for Italy. Your car go be german and our pikin go be twins.

Reason all these things and make you tell me your answer. No keep a guy waiting.

naijaboiy:

Come who get this one wey you type so?

lekinz:

Make I even woo you self ... ***Make I check ur d.p***

francizy:


Hehehehe, ashewo free of charge..

VictoriaBee:

I love this!
I wish I can woo flawlessly in pidgin.

Everybody come o!

She don answer!

She say she like am.

Kingtom come see o

I don hammer!!

naijaboiy:

Who you go like woo?

dharay99:

na woo dem say make u woo,
Which one u dey shine eyes like alinko.

naijaboiy:

Hehehe...oga you sure say no be that yansh make you type all those things?

Jollyjoy:
put anyname bt i sure say na agarawu abi na tosyne2much self? Naijaboi self? Abeg they many.

I no wan dey greedy so make I give tosyne2much

naijaboiy:
Everybody come o!
She don answer!
She say she like am.
Kingtom come see o
I don hammer!!

KingTom:
Name (Insert name here)


I just dey sleep yesterday na hin my Taribo rise dey dp jigbijigbi, I look your profile chai e be like say make I lash my phone, you don turn me to weyrey see as I dey type rubbish Abeg just gree for me na, make we freestyle small make You give me rice make I give you beans. you know say banana no dey always sweet until e enter mouth abeg na. I dey read your comments e dey do me poko poko, kpai kpai I dey Kpekere for your kontus my piakatus wan enter your kpekus chaaaaai

XavierBlue:
I swear walahi, na confirm thread be this, naijaboiy your head dey there. Make i come, typing......

Confirm!

We dey wait for your own

MzMayD:

she still dey shine teeth.
0hk.

VictoriaBee:

As a correct naija girl, you have to flash money first.

Normal levels na!

As a naija girl you have met a correct naijaboiy.

So the money dey plenty.

Where would you like to go to?

Shamstiel:


Baba, the yansh too dey among those things whey make me type na...I for choose rokiatu but that one yansh no be for this world
She too dey "yanshful"

You nor fit handle that one abi?

KingTom:
That one is a man na, insert a woman's name

agarawu23:
I don modify na jollyjoy

but me no sabi pidgin like DAT o

Make I go read am

naijaboiy:
Normal levels na!
As a naija girl you have met a correct naijaboiy.
So the money dey plenty.
Where would you like to go to?

naijaboiy:

You nor fit handle that one abi?

stephenqueen:
Make I cum woo ishilove

Oya na!

VictoriaBee:

Miami beach!

naijaboiy:

Abeg wetin be the pidgin translation of wooing?

naija1stpikin:
Every night wen I don sleep, I dey always face one high hill for dream. Guess wetin d hill be? Na aminatu508 yansh o
E dey be me make bulldoze your yansh with my weapon of mass destruction but liver dey cut me. I wish say you go fit let me enter the promise land like Joshua and path the Red Sea with my rod like Moses. If I don see your pic my heart dey melt like salt wey dey for rain. I no know wen I look back like lot for inside bible wey make me turn salt wey dey melt. If you fit gimme chance, I no go chop you rush rush like hungry mechanic, walahi Na fvck and knife I go take chop you.
Pls no say no to my toast make man pikin for no go drink cement
I ruv you

Cc naij aboiy

Oga hope you know say guys plenty ontop this babe matter?

peeparty:
semi you know who you wan razzle so?

KingTom:
Name (Insert name here)


I just dey sleep yesterday na hin my Taribo rise dey dp jigbijigbi, I look your profile chai e be like say make I lash my phone, you don turn me to weyrey see as I dey type rubbish Abeg just gree for me na, make we freestyle small make You give me rice make I give you beans. you know say banana no dey always sweet until e enter mouth abeg na. I dey read your comments e dey do me poko poko, kpai kpai I dey Kpekere for your kontus my piakatus wan enter your kpekus chaaaaai

Shamstiel:


Why you come upload pissure of you and your boyfriend? Abeg no spoil market for we oh!