Shamstiel:


I am a prophet oh...I see the 7spirits of naijaboiy

Which spirit?

naijaboiy:

Oga na error

KingTom:
Guy you blind ni? you no see say Ggrin na man?

HaHaHaHa

Nawa o!

I don confuse for that guy/girl matter sef

peeparty:
semi you know who you wan razzle so?

adeh39:



Woo me nah

Abegi nah

Your love just dey do me one kain for body


#TEAM SCENT

adeh39:


Chaiii......... naso Scen tmarlc go come waste him life?
Tw aci consider him nah


#TEAM SCENT

robosky02:
..........MzMayD

immortalvoices:


Boss I hail you....

I scares small pass petro..

Nice thread...
Make I woo my crush...

Lool,,welcome bros.

Oya drop your lines na

lekinz:


Na who you be semi ?? ... Forget who she be ... We go run am .. Make I dey type my chyking lines

naijaboiy:

E dey sweet your belle abi?

KingTom:




AgapeCharis don suffer, na him you dey call Afapecharis?

Omo naijaboiy plan me for sleep o.
Afape! Very funny
Who you don toast?

dharay99:

u in luv wid 2.? Aaah I kinda rspct wristwa†ch o0.
I leave yhu for him....

Twaci:
I fit toast u?

Can u take care of me?

Drop your lines first na.

You know say you don dey Bleep up. You gats redeem yourself

dharay99:

safe journey ahead dear.

naijaboiy:
Lool,,welcome bros.
Oya drop your lines na

MzMayD:
Oya me sef wan woo.


ERM. boda Tomfrench.

He get something gidigba wey I be wan yarn you for time long . I don dey watch ya movement for long. I be warn yarn you say I like you . ERM As you dey look me so , I no dey yarn rubbish. My talk name confirm. You see I like your smile sote he dey sweet me for belle .

I wan be your pikin male. I wan carry your belle. I wan be that person you open eyes see for morning and the person you see last for night.

I be no wan talk much. I no need your money ooooo. Na your touchi touchi and Oga Tom I want .
I no say as you fine reach na him you go good reach for nack. .

My heart dey go tingologo for una ooooo. I dey expect ya mind fa.




I hope he understands me

This your pidgin be like ibadan babes own oooo.

adeh39:
Chaiii! Laff don kill me for here ooo

Make I try first

But na two crush me I get o, make I first woo one.

Ehen....... Wristwatch, Na you ooo, I no fit sleep, I no fit chop, na only you I dey see for my dream, your voice dey do me strong thing for body........ and your eyes ehn....... chaii! I no dey remember my name if i look inside your eyes, e dey do me like say make I dey kiss your lips every minutes and seconds, I love you die, your love don dey make me kolo........ S.heart, abegi nah, just try look my face, see as ur love dey kill me slowly...... be the butter in my bread, the bra in my wardrobe..... abegi........ Darling....... no let me die like this nah....... gimme your love.............

Abegi I don try jare........



#TEAM SCENT

AgapeCharis:
Omo naijaboiy plan me for sleep o.
Afape! Very funny
Who you don toast?

Bros "F" dey close to "G" na.

Na error.

Oya who you dey woo?

KingTom:
Chaaaaaaaaaai

kinglekan:


This your pidgin be like ibadan babes own oooo.

immortalvoices:
This is it.........


Babe I been wan lie say I be dangote pikin.. But my money no fit buy your love,

Chai Jesus... Babe I been wan tell you say seun and naijaboiy na my paddy but u nor need am


I be farmer pikin.... But nor worry I don dey serve for nysc in Niger state house of assembly....minna. Baby now you see say God don cross me through the border..

But for your sake I go pray, cast and bind for you to love me....... Open your heart my sweet potato, I dey beg you please.... Baby I dey on my knee. No let kingtom take you away from me,

Since wey I see you for nairaland.. Naim my Mind say u too fine pass my mama... Baby your "know know" for nairaland dey burst my brain.....

I just wan tell you say I go love respect and make sure say you dey enjoy your life for ever ... Abeg say yes......



Dedicated to the girl on nairaland whose middle alphabet is the fourteenth alphabet.....

Cc......

Naija boiy

Omo so many 14th alphabet babes dey here o.

Guy which one na?

Omotayor123:
lwkmd.... very funny I swear.
wristwatch don become bra... that really got me cracking. Nice one. wish you luck girl

adeh39:


Wristwatch dey do shakara for me nah

Abegi nah



#TEAM SCENT

wordbank:
The babe b like she dey stay for waterside n u know say dia own no good at all at all. Her brothers be like dem dey use ogogoro n monkey tail take brush teeth, igbo na wetin dem dey take warm up n d way things b,if dem catch me dey run package with dia fine small sister... omo mehn na die cos dem go pump my jaw scatter, d other one wey him chest big like two storey building naim I dey fear pass. The babe dey hia sef n I no know weda her brothers dey hia but kingtom resemble one of them naim make to quote am sometimes dey do me one kain.
Babe, I no know how e go b, but if anything do me na ur yansh go hiaram!
If u love me no talk am, no even write am until I give u belle then I fit talk weda I luv u or not.

MzMayD:

Thank God you like it.
You don't know what I went through to type that

naijaboiy:

Bros "F" dey close to "G" na.

Na error.

Oya who you dey woo?

I know.
E be like say na Misssclassy o