orogodoganyin:



hehehe... just got tired of their 'top ten' threads ni jare. it's excessive nw.


what works 4 u thow?

kinglekan:



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1. Hell yeahh!!

Very true, but sometimes it could be quite annoying when you try employing the direct questioning, which are harmless chitchats and she gives you the "you are asking me too many questions" line. Most times she is probably fronting for no reason.

Then you probably switch to something else just to keep the convo going smoothly and there again you have it, she gives you the one liner replies; fyn, no, yeah, kk, cool, tnx, etc

Nyways at this point ditch the babe and move on already.


2. Now this got me ROTFL..

Jeezz!! Who dafuq uses dose lame lines dis days, definitely high on EXPIRED PANADOL.

if u must use pick up lines at least be Fvcking innovative.


3. Well said bro!!

I guess the emotional rush coupled with all the _orgy makes most dudes completely _erratic. They bombard the babe with calls and text like their lives depend on it.

Too bad some babes take all dis initial 'gra gra' as love. Smh


4. Simply put ~ Be ORIGINAL!


@jefferyjames ~ I dedicate this meme to you.

@Mhizdeedy why u dey peep?
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April07:
Booked!

Argh I missed front page
Not commenting again

*storms out*

JeffreyJamez:

In Pretty sure I didn't write "top ten"...

orogodoganyin:



basically d same to me.

charijee:
Those lines sha....so funny ..but guys are trying o....to woo no easy



Nice one JJ

JeffreyJamez:


People like us don't woo... hehehehe.. it just happens


Thanks CJ..... Have read about El-farouk

Instances?

Cutehector:
Av come to the point in my life where I dnt need a gurlfrnd to survive...

charijee:
Instances?

ManOfList:
Arrant nonsense!!! Makes no sense!!!
Rubbish!!!!!!!! Fvck you op
ManOfList

JeffreyJamez:

Smh

JeffreyJamez:


Buhahahahahaha garrout there!!

You know na....amebo dey sweet me .....my ears dey itch oo

charijee:
[color=##CD1076]You know na....amebo dey sweet me .....my ears dey itch oo[/color]

kinglekan:


Don't derail my padi's thread oooo!! Nwaz not just a female, I prefer URS.

1. “Tell me about yourself” – It doesn’t matter if it’s a date or a mobile conversation, this phrase is for INTERVIEWS not informal meetings. Some may say there’s nothing wrong with it but truth is; it’s a cliché, selfish way of getting to know a person. If you ask me this, I could say “I’m 50, retired 419 kingpin who found Jesus and now wants to live right” Thing is, anyone can give you a story. Best bet is to ask direct questions that improve CONVERSATION than leave one person to do all the talking. If that’s boring, you could suggest you play a game where you guess stuff about the other person and see how many you get right.

Quick tip: You don’t have to guess stuff like “you’re the first child” etc Make it steamy like “you’re wearing a thong right now” I’m sorry if she gets up and walks away or hangs up the phone, she was never good enough tbh. HAHA

2. Ditch the pick-up lines. “Your father must be Osama cos you’re the bomb” ... really? REALLY? “The spaces between your fingers were made so that mine will fit it” ARE YOU SMOKING EXPIRED PANADOL?!! “Heaven must be weeping because they’ve lost an angel” The only thing lost here seems to be your brain DPMO!!! If I was the girl, I’d probably just do away with the convo at this point. Pick-up lines were left behind in the 90’s, don’t make an ass of yourself just cos you want to impress her. This doesn’t mean you shouldn’t compliment her but try not to sound like Jim Iyke at the Synagogue deliverance session while at it.

3. So you’ve had a first date and all seems well, Bruhhh I know you’re excited nshit cos you dropped your A- game and you had ol’girl grinning like a Cheshire but lemme hola at you real quick; Sorry to burst yo bubble my man, but now isn’t the time to be all over her like white on rice. A little space don’t kill anyone. Basically man, DON’T BOMBARD HER WITH CALLS OR IMS. Let her breathe. Of course you should check up when you can at intervals but don’t be Mr regular on her Whatsapp or iMessage (notice I didn’t say BBM? I’m an asshole, I know). Because let’s face it, what do you want to talk about all the time? You come across as jobless and clingy. Ladies don’t want that (well, the sensible ones really)

The next thing you should never do is live beyond your means. So you’re trying to bag that high class chic but we all know you stay in my side of town and you’ve got my type of money that is planned on per month basis (life is hard my nigga), The best you can do is be real with yourself. Don’t put up fronts because you wanna impress cos the same momentum you start with is the same you’ve gotta maintain. I’m not now saying you should do a buka first date but guy, if na amala and ewedu you fit afford, better find babe wey go happily throwback that amala with you.

JeffreyJamez:


Go and read about El farouk.. .you'll know

Na JJ story I wan hear

orogodoganyin:



hehehe... just got tired of their 'top ten' threads ni jare. it's excessive nw.


what works 4 u thow?

Ozavize88:
REALLY? EYYAH

MhizDeedy:



Is it not u that started it, u better not allow me sit on ur big head

Plzzz do.

charijee:
Na JJ story I wan hear

April07:



Preach!

Really tho, we just met.. Like we just met and I should tell you about me,
Well... For those of us with dark imaginations..
My head goes 'oh, he's a serial killer, he wants to know my blood type and original hair colour so he can see if I match his victims.'
Or
He's a kidnapper and wants to know if my family can cough out enough money for my ransom after he kidnaps me.
Or
He's looking for a certain bloodline in fresh gyals to feed his vampire grandma whose immortality is shaky.
Or.....

Yeah. That shii is scary.



Kindly disregard this tip. It'll earn you a slap.




your sense of humor tho,, we should get married

Pick up lines? Oh God.
What happened to westlife-like-serenading-records? Might as well sing me a full track.



Not just calling, IM-ing and stalking o..
There's 'when are you coming to my place??' To do what?!?!?!
Get a job dude! Let her be. And watch her roll up.



This is it! Stay in yo lane!
You can't smooth talk or afford a high class chic? Sit your broke ass down. Lol.
Don't go and get yourself insulted.



I can rant sha oooo.. Lol.

kinglekan:


Plzzz do.

MhizDeedy:

Nothing

MhizDeedy:


Lol gerrout..God knows how many a**es av bin on that head of urz

Actually none. I don't want to die b4 my time. Been waiting patiently for urs sha.

ManOfList:
Arrant nonsense!!! Makes no sense!!!

Rubbish!!!!!!!! Fvck you op

ManOfList

kinglekan:


Actually none. I don't want to die b4 my time. Been waiting patiently for urs sha.

kinglekan:


Actually none. I don't want to die b4 my time. Been waiting patiently for urs sha.

MhizDeedy:


Don't go nd find smwer to sit, be looking for sm1 that will sit on ur head. Ahan han pity ur head now what if I poo on it?

Smellossss!! *holds nose*

No wonder ur a** is so big. Its full of poo.

JeffreyJamez:

AGO!!!!

Yeye sumbori.

kinglekan:


Yeye sumbori.