Hahaha haha, guy, you are very funny.

JeffreyJamez:


Na low sperm count dey worry you so o

INTROVERT:





Number last is so tru

How was your vacation?


@OP Bless you for this topic. I hate no.1 with an unbridled passion-- how does one even answer that question? Heck! How does an INTROVERT answer that question?! You pick up someone, place her on a spot and expect that she'll be comfortable? Help us Lord.

There's also the bombarding with incessant calls and I.Ms and whatnots. Abeg except she already likes you (and expresses such) it's a bad idea to do that.

*rolls eyes*

[quote author=JeffreyJamez post=36010553][/quote] in short, try and be your real self. no point in trying to impress her with you pretending .

Cutehector:
Av come to the point in my life where I dnt need a gurlfrnd to survive...

You know I am on NL right?

Op, ur mates are reasoning of hw to earn more than Dangote, u are there sweating it out on how to woo a chick u wud still dump

[quote author=JeffreyJamez post=36010553][/quote]

All these shitss r for broke boys wen u become oga like me u dnt ve to follow any rule jst say wateva u lik n its perfect to her

[quote author=JeffreyJamez post=36010553][/quote]

Op All these shitss r for broke boys wen u become oga like me u dnt ve to follow any rule jst say wateva u lik n its perfect to her

Real men dnt follow rules jst to get a girl jst b urself n if she is nt interested u fire her like d boss dt u are. Wateva a dangote kinda guy says is damn sexy n wateva a pauper says is silly

Hw a girl will react to tell me abt urself question depends on who is asking.

INTROVERT:




Number last is so tru

Really?

Cutehector:
Av come to the point in my life where I dnt need a gurlfrnd to survive...

Comment of the Millenium! I RESPECT U SIR.

[quote author=JeffreyJamez post=36010553][/quote]

You talk like snoop dogg mehn, for real mehn

jasonodogwu:


I don't think no.1 is valid sha. there is no harm in telling a girl to tell u about herself

There is jor. Rather start by telling her about yourself first and then be like "your turn". Or better still you both do Q and A about each other, which is even more fun.

sandrahnaub:
clap 4 urself

lol.. Dnt worry, wen I succeed, u"d be d first I'd come chyke.. D resounding yes I'd hear from u will be very pleasant.

SleekyPosh:


Comment of the Millenium! I RESPECT U SIR.

o ga dirigi mma my brother..

MhizDeedy:
Lol so true.. Those pickup lines got me rotfl. E.g
1. I believe I can fly, I just feel like spreading my wings nd fly away with u girl.
2. Right now an angel is missing in heaven, just call heaven now nd tel them u re fine, u re safe nd sound with me
3. Babe ain't u tired? U av been running thru my mind all day.
4. Baby u must be a broom cus u swept me off my feet.
5. If looks could kill, u would be a weapon of mass destruction.

Can you borrow that your number 3? i want to use it for one of my beautifully beautiful workmate.

Freemanan:

You know I am on NL right?

lol.... Nwanne ke d way?

otunsman:
It's only a guy who doesn't have money that sounds boring to a girl during a conversation.Tell me, if a guy like Davido or wizkid dey call a girl every 10min on phone whether she no go find the convo exciting.She go even remove her sim put for another phone if her phone battery run down,just to keep the chat going siriri werere.

You see my man,thinking like this will always attract you the wrong kinda chicks,.... I know a lotta NIGERIAN chicks who wouldn't even look at you twice if you are boring even if you use dollar bills to wipe yo ass.

i'm not interested in this post. . . . .just passing-bY.

Cutehector:
Av come to the point in my life where I dnt need a gurlfrnd to survive...

same here

I just have many female friends that respect me.

[quote author=JeffreyJamez post=36010553][/quote]
NO WORRY, YOU STILL DEY DATE SMALL SMALL GIRLS.

COME OUTSIDE REAL LIFE, NA THAT TIME YOU GO KNOW SAY TIME NO DEY FOR WOMEN HAND, NA SHE GO EVEN WOO YOU.


JUST FORGET ALL THOSE LIST THAT LIST THIS LIST BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA.

I wonder how this post make front page.... I just waste ma time ni sha.... with 8% ba3
abeg there's no point in this your post lockup

Cutehector:
Av come to the point in my life where I dnt need a gurlfrnd to survive...

ope oh I thought I was the only one that thinks like that to be Frank I have "given up on love "

Imortal001:

Can you borrow that your number 3? i want to use it for one of my beautifully beautiful workmate.

Lol u re free to. Make sure u tel me her reply

otunsman:
slap me for staring at your chest I go blow your jaw.

It looks like u avnt been tortured by soldiers before, u try it nd face ur punishment

delectablegyal:


Who dey toast this underage girl?

Ok

MhizDeedy:


Ok

How old r u?

kinglekan:



Plzzzz naaahh. Put it back.

Tell me y 1st

MhizDeedy:


It looks like u avnt been tortured by soldiers before, u try it nd face ur punishment

A female soldier ought to dress decent.you know who I be too?

otunsman:
A female soldier ought to dress decent.you know who I be too?

Lol m no soldier nd I don't wear indecent clothes

delectablegyal:


How old r u?

Kindly wait lemme ask ifa

MhizDeedy:


Tell me y 1st

Today na sabbath day naah. I used it to..... emmmm emmm.. U knw already jooorrrrr

Good morning.

evegran:
Nice one OP!
Whenever I hear "tell me about yourself". I simply reply "I'm not in the mood to write an essay".
Of course some get angry, but the smart ones just laugh it off.

NO WORRY, WHEN YOU REACH 35YRS OLD AND YOU NEVER MARRY, IF ANY MAN COME ASK YOU THAT SAME QUESTION, "TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF" YOU GO TELL AM THE DAY WERE THEM BORN YOU, IN FACT!! EVERYTHING OF YOUR LIFE.

WE KNOW YOUR TYPE