Sabrwahaqqo:


C'mon now I'm not troublesome I am/ could be dove . Just tring to imitate the uneasy monkey


It's already there and Iam enjoying it


**confused** , dint get that


Uhmm , smh .... The food and the chitchats . The rest was wack mehn... My bones are tired and my body aches I think I need the massage!

My mouth is wiiiide open
Na me u take style, in fact u no even take style self, dey call monkey ?!

Well then get it out yeye

Ohhh nevermind. I was just saying that I'm Igbo and we all know the mouthiest chicks in Naija are fill in the blank yourself

See this one o
/in the voice of a white republican/ There are starving children in the Sudan and your bones are tired because of a party?

Get a masseuse. I no fit even for e-massage. I'm exTREMEly ticklish

MrsPhyno:

My mouth is wiiiide open
Na me u take style, in fact u no even take style self, dey call monkey ?!

Well then get it out yeye

Ohhh nevermind. I was just saying that I'm Igbo and we all know the mouthiest chicks in Naija are fill in the blank yourself

See this one o
/in the voice of a white republican/ There are starving children in the Sudan and your bones are tired because of a party?

Get a masseuse. I no fit even for e-massage. I'm exTREMEly ticklish

Haba! monkey bii ti bawo I no call u monkey oo I was jez tryn a be metaphorical ni oo .
.... I told u I would get back at u (harder)


U no even like me, sometin wey dey gimme joy and happiness Oya come and remove it

Ha! U no even sabi Naija slang . When they tell u yo mouthed it implies your head dey there jor. Olodo


Heheheheh! As I saw dat ticklish na so my body lose kontrol dey shake anyhow making me sef dey laFf like pikin wey come first for class hahahaha! You go knw hw to handle person ooo ... Chai! Ayaf die!

Sabrwahaqqo:


Haba! monkey bii ti bawo I no call u monkey oo I was jez tryn a be metaphorical ni oo .
.... I told u I would get back at u (harder)


U no even like me, sometin wey dey gimme joy and happiness Oya come and remove it

Ha! U no even sabi Naija slang . When they tell u yo mouthed it implies your head dey there jor. Olodo


Heheheheh! As I saw dat ticklish na so my body lose kontrol dey shake anyhow making me sef dey laFf like pikin wey come first for class hahahaha! You go knw hw to handle person ooo ... Chai! Ayaf die!

Okay I was gonna say something really dirty but I won't lemme see if you can guess what it is

Yeah I will lemove it /Igbo accent/

Olodo?! This guy ur pulling my strings and I'm not gonna play into ur hands so lemme jus choke on a chill pill
Ahem yeah I didn't know it before I'm not as much of a pidgin afficionado as I thought I was

Looool why nah. I'm very ticklish. What's there
I don't know how to handle o abeg I never sabi

Also I went to church today. Is it a miracle or what. Like I'm kinda in shock myself. School go soon start sha so I won't be disturbing u the way I was b4, don't miss me too much

MrsPhyno:

Okay I was gonna say something really dirty but I won't lemme see if you can guess what it is

Yeah I will lemove it /Igbo accent/

Olodo?! This guy ur pulling my strings and I'm not gonna play into ur hands so lemme jus choke on a chill pill
Ahem yeah I didn't know it before I'm not as much of a pidgin afficionado as I thought I was

Looool why nah. I'm very ticklish. What's there
I don't know how to handle o abeg I never sabi

Also I went to church today. Is it a miracle or what. Like I'm kinda in shock myself. School go soon start sha so I won't be disturbing u the way I was b4, don't miss me too much

This ass ignment wey una gimme no be small tin o ... But sha ass isst me if I no get am ; I like hard things

God no go give you do

How do u know I love pulling G-strings But I don't usually pull save that I'd tip the stripper that had pulled at my zipper and the last time I pulled a gi string of a stripper she told me she doesn't have sex with a killer! . Told her ; I won't kill u wd my digger ama jes use u as a teaser
Ohoh! Be my student then. Ama teach u stuffs

Shey u dey fear ni? Don't fall my hands jor


You finally found a new church? hallaluia!
Wishing u a successful school year ahead af ya! Make me proud in the end u hia God be with ya
Don't worry, I'll mange

Sabrwahaqqo:

This ass ignment wey una gimme no be small tin o ... But sha ass isst me if I no get am ; I like hard things

God no go give you do

How do u know I love pulling G-strings But I don't usually pull save that I'd tip the stripper that had pulled at my zipper and the last time I pulled a gi string of a stripper she told me she doesn't have sex with a killer! . Told her ; I won't kill u wd my digger ama jes use u as a teaser
Ohoh! Be my student then. Ama teach u stuffs

Shey u dey fear ni? Don't fall my hands jor


You finally found a new church? hallaluia!
Wishing u a successful school year ahead af ya! Make me proud in the end u hia God be with ya
Don't worry, I'll mange

ass ignment and ass ist indeed
You don spoil no be today ahsweayur

Hian. Strippers. Well thats something I know less than nothing about so imma just let you keep soliloquizing all these your bad bad tales
Kill? You sure say you fit ? Men and overrating themselves tsk tsk

Okay Oluko I am your willing student

I dey fear sha I fear small

Yeah I'm praising the lordt is was a good experience tho i felt uncomfortable a bit
Hope say that ur mosque still suits u abi u wan change am like moi
Awww tanks Im shedding tears I feel the love
hmmmph ur supposed to say u cant live without me or you're pining away..... This man don't fall my hand publicly abeg

MrsPhyno:

ass ignment and ass ist indeed
You don spoil no be today ahsweayur

Hian. Strippers. Well thats something I know less than nothing about so imma just let you keep soliloquizing all these your bad bad tales
Kill? You sure say you fit ? Men and overrating themselves tsk tsk

Okay Oluko I am your willing student

I dey fear sha I fear small

Yeah I'm praising the lordt is was a good experience tho i felt uncomfortable a bit
Hope say that ur mosque still suits u abi u wan change am like moi
Awww tanks Im shedding tears I feel the love
hmmmph ur supposed to say u cant live without me or you're pining away..... This man don't fall my hand publicly abeg

..... Na ur mind dirty pass walahi.... Ass as in donkey nah hin I mean jare . ... I'm as holy as holy at heart


Hmmm.... You'll know how to strip when u get an honorable bf like me ... In fact, u go poll dance pass Aniston. Haahaha!
overrating ke? Well, let me download u into my domain a bit. After using my digger on a defiant , she automatically shuts down and goes RIP for say 10 min if she's strong. I'm as good as that over hyping apart


Ok nah, kaabo si ile eko wa - Welcome to Our school
Gbaradi lati sise gidigidi - Be prepared to work your ass out


Ha! No need a fear, am a friend, promise not to fry you alive instead, I'll keep you fresh like I did to Fred my best friend ... Had to think hard to cook that up I think I deserve a standing ovation, Don't you think


LoL yh, my mosque dey suit me like sugarcane


That's my girl. In Mama kanu's voice for peak milk advert 'I bliv say one day you go make us proud'



. Eh? Live widaut u ke ? Do u like lies this much . I won't live without you when I see you've decided to live without me .... Yeye !


BTW, Let me find something out from you ; Does college calendar correlate with that af the high school's for ya side ? Find out for me abeg.

Sabrwahaqqo:


..... Na ur mind dirty pass walahi.... Ass as in donkey nah hin I mean jare . ... I'm as holy as holy at heart


Hmmm.... You'll know how to strip when u get an honorable bf like me ... In fact, u go poll dance pass Aniston. Haahaha!
overrating ke? Well, let me download u into my domain a bit. After using my digger on a defiant , she automatically shuts down and goes RIP for say 10 min if she's strong. I'm as good as that over hyping apart


Ok nah, kaabo si ile eko wa - Welcome to Our school
Gbaradi lati sise gidigidi - Be prepared to work your ass out


Ha! No need a fear, am a friend, promise not to fry you alive instead, I'll keep you fresh like I did to Fred my best friend ... Had to think hard to cook that up I think I deserve a standing ovation, Don't you think


LoL yh, my mosque dey suit me like sugarcane


That's my girl. In Mama kanu's voice for peak milk advert 'I bliv say one day you go make us proud'



. Eh? Live widaut u ke ? Do u like lies this much . I won't live without you when I see you've decided to live without me .... Yeye !


BTW, Let me find something out from you ; Does college calendar correlate with that af the high school's for ya side ? Find out for me abeg.

lekwa this one ooooo he wan implicate me here

lol i said i dont know much about strippers i didnt say i dont know much about stripping..........
you can interpret that however you wish
Taaaah stop telling me stories for the ancestors jare all these men forming king kong anyways i pity those women that fall into ur hands

E dupe oluku, I will learn well

/stands and gives an ovation/ actually i dont think that was your best line yet mostly because its so hard to choose, overintelligence dey worry you sha

I've never tried sugarcane before you know..... I heard its not that yummy that it tastes like sugar water

Yes sah, I will try. To give another peak milk reference: It's in me!

Awwww but men are supposed to be liars nah, you guys lie pass devil. Who told you I can live witout u maybe i'm pining away too

It doesn't correlate o. Uni's here start before secondary schools. Why u wanna know

MrsPhyno:

lekwa this one ooooo he wan implicate me here

lol i said i dont know much about strippers i didnt say i dont know much about stripping..........
you can interpret that however you wish
Taaaah stop telling me stories for the ancestors jare all these men forming king kong anyways i pity those women that fall into ur hands

E dupe oluku, I will learn well

/stands and gives an ovation/ actually i dont think that was your best line yet mostly because its so hard to choose, overintelligence dey worry you sha

I've never tried sugarcane before you know..... I heard its not that yummy that it tastes like sugar water

Yes sah, I will try. To give another peak milk reference: It's in me!

Awwww but men are supposed to be liars nah, you guys lie pass devil. Who told you I can live witout u maybe i'm pining away too

It doesn't correlate o. Uni's here start before secondary schools. Why u wanna know

Karma is real if u understand what high mean

, I was joking ni jare, Am as gentle as the hungry lion
Mmmmm ! She knows how to strip yet claiming she knows less than nothing about strippers
, how paradoxical !


Yoruba won't forgive u for this one ah swear ! Ha! *shakes head for u* and u say u were raised in lagos ? ... Maybe you're one af those buttie wey dem no allow mix up wd d world around sha ...

. You can tease sha **thumbs up***

Well yes, BuT the task involved b4 you can suck up tha water is the 'something' about it.




BuT, JesuS was a Man? Most af those prophets too .

Oh okay. Some1 I know teaches in one af those Public county schools said she resuming come Monday (yesterday) ,She in hialeah tho so maybe ya academic calendar is different Up-North.

Sabrwahaqqo:


Karma is real if u understand what high mean

, I was joking ni jare, Am as gentle as the hungry lion
Mmmmm ! She knows how to strip yet claiming she knows less than nothing about strippers
, how paradoxical !


Yoruba won't forgive u for this one ah swear ! Ha! *shakes head for u* and u say u were raised in lagos ? ... Maybe you're one af those buttie wey dem no allow mix up wd d world around sha ...

. You can tease sha **thumbs up***

Well yes, BuT the task involved b4 you can suck up tha water is the 'something' about it.




BuT, JesuS was a Man? Most af those prophets too .

Oh okay. Some1 I know teaches in one af those Public county schools said she resuming come Monday (yesterday) ,She in hialeah tho so maybe ya academic calendar is different Up-North.

Hi understand you completely, h-factor and all.

I'm full of paradoxes, like I'm shy but very talkative at the same time, the latter of which you are suffering from in this case but sha manage me like dat

Okay tell me nah i wan learn am
I told you i only know crude things like sale wagba
I'm half ajebuttah half normal sha

I'm not teasing you darrrrrling I'm actually really impressed

The koko abi. Wetin be the koko about sugarcane. And you thought i wasnt a proper lagosian. My pidgin dey on point as usual

Ewo lekwa this man forreal. I'll just pretend I didnt see that. You wan catch me in my own words abi. Well done

Lol @up north. U make it sound as if its Kano

MrsPhyno:

Hi understand you completely, h-factor and all.

I'm full of paradoxes, like I'm shy but very talkative at the same time, the latter of which you are suffering from in this case but sha manage me like dat

Okay tell me nah i wan learn am
I told you i only know crude things like sale wagba
I'm half ajebuttah half normal sha

I'm not teasing you darrrrrling I'm actually really impressed

The koko abi. Wetin be the koko about sugarcane. And you thought i wasnt a proper lagosian. My pidgin dey on point as usual

Ewo lekwa this man forreal. I'll just pretend I didnt see that. You wan catch me in my own words abi. Well done

Lol @up north. U make it sound as if its Kano

High know you're smart henaf two , haygain my thumbzup.

Then she repeats it ; shy bet talkathief . O kare laye - una weldone . You really fink am magpie. That's first class insult for any guy. Guys don't gist or blab, we discuss... I fink someone said that on this very thread hun? I refuted it but now, I'm adopting it. Too bad af me don't you think ?


You should've said ; E ( the 'e' as in egg) se ('s' as in sh*t 'e' as in ape ) o Oluko- thank u teacher . Hun?
Issorite, high should come and take abi?.... Hmmm... Mind u, when I come and u no gimme that thing, yawa go gas ooo
LoLs. Issokay me ayam fool time ajekpako and am proud

Awwn! Thank u fadat kind word swiri, yo beginning to express **eyes rolling ** mee two


FYM , no be nairaland dey aid you ? Yeye!


, why are you retreating now, You're this timid? Wow! Am tha champ here



Abi nah, b4 nko, that's one af my numerous way af being 'patriotic'


So, tell me when igzaktli Ayew resuming?

Sabrwahaqqo:


High know you're smart henaf two , haygain my thumbzup.

Then she repeats it ; shy bet talkathief . O kare laye - una weldone . You really fink am magpie. That's first class insult for any guy. Guys don't gist or blab, we discuss... I fink someone said that on this very thread hun? I refuted it but now, I'm adopting it. Too bad af me don't you think ?


You should've said ; E ( the 'e' as in egg) se ('s' as in sh*t 'e' as in ape ) o Oluko- thank u teacher . Hun?
Issorite, high should come and take abi?.... Hmmm... Mind u, when I come and u no gimme that thing, yawa go gas ooo
LoLs. Issokay me ayam fool time ajekpako and am proud

Awwn! Thank u fadat kind word swiri, yo beginning to express **eyes rolling ** mee two


FYM , no be nairaland dey aid you ? Yeye!


, why are you retreating now, You're this timid? Wow! Am tha champ here



Abi nah, b4 nko, that's one af my numerous way af being 'patriotic'


So, tell me when igzaktli Ayew resuming?

Lol you're so funny and cute

No as in, I'm saying that I'm talkative. Not you. And yeah your hypocriticsm no be here o

Ahhhh yes of course. E se oluko. I actually knew that one. Just forgot it Kinda embarrassing. I know other ones too just been a while since i pwakticed if u know what I mean
Which thing ?
Looooool @full time pako. You're not serious

Stop rolling your eyes jare it makes me feel like you dont belieffff my everyyy worrrd

No be nairaland abegy na my experience

Hmmmm! I'm retreating o. I surrender. Are you happy now

I don resume o. Since Monday. No time to play or partee or sleep either but sha I gots come round and talk to u abit

U dey school or u don finish or u neva go school and u na illiterate which one of the three

MrsPhyno:

Lol you're so funny and cute

No as in, I'm saying that I'm talkative. Not you. And yeah your hypocriticsm no be here o

Ahhhh yes of course. E se oluko. I actually knew that one. Just forgot it Kinda embarrassing. I know other ones too just been a while since i pwakticed if u know what I mean
Which thing ?
Looooool @full time pako. You're not serious

Stop rolling your eyes jare it makes me feel like you dont belieffff my everyyy worrrd

No be nairaland abegy na my experience

Hmmmm! I'm retreating o. I surrender. Are you happy now

I don resume o. Since Monday. No time to play or partee or sleep either but sha I gots come round and talk to u abit

U dey school or u don finish or u neva go school and u na illiterate which one of the three

! ... You're overdosing me with kind words I feel am gonna blush , Fanks sweet

Lol. I don't think iam hypocritical tho, I feel flexible should've been the word. Any arguments

Maybe you need to hook up (probably on phone) wd one af yr Yoruba friends back home b4 it finally reaches the extinction border don't you think? Or better still someone over there?
BTW, it sEems you're more literate at igbo?
Ha! Iam serios o. But let me be more appropriate sha; iam not way too lucky to be a son to a millionaire *Worth Millions but don't count millions* #lower part af the middle class.


Das not why iam rolling eyes jarey, I intentionally used 'expressed' instead of 'impressed' . Being figuratively inclined as usual

Yeye , if not for nairaland , would you have enough info on whatsup here ds much? ... I digressed ... I mean how would you know your Yoruba-ability is on the decline?


Of course! ... Winning Trump at an argument isn't an easy task. I feel I deserve self-appraisal




I feel important ! Yeye!! As if iam the only one she be chatting wd ! Have you forgotten I followed u back ?

I dey school - One University for Northern Nigeria like that

I neva go school - wen I was in the womb

An illiterate - when I was 1.

BTW, Why did you ask

Sabrwahaqqo:


! ... You're overdosing me with kind words I feel am gonna blush , Fanks sweet

Lol. I don't think iam hypocritical tho, I feel flexible should've been the word. Any arguments

Maybe you need to hook up (probably on phone) wd one af yr Yoruba friends back home b4 it finally reaches the extinction border don't you think? Or better still someone over there?
BTW, it sEems you're more literate at igbo?
Ha! Iam serios o. But let me be more appropriate sha; iam not way too lucky to be a son to a millionaire *Worth Millions but don't count millions* #lower part af the middle class.


Das not why iam rolling eyes jarey, I intentionally used 'expressed' instead of 'impressed' . Being figuratively inclined as usual

Yeye , if not for nairaland , would you have enough info on whatsup here ds much? ... I digressed ... I mean how would you know your Yoruba-ability is on the decline?


Of course! ... Winning Trump at an argument isn't an easy task. I feel I deserve self-appraisal




I feel important ! Yeye!! As if iam the only one she be chatting wd ! Have you forgotten I followed u back ?

I dey school - One University for Northern Nigeria like that

I neva go school - wen I was in the womb

An illiterate - when I was 1.

BTW, Why did you ask

I know I can't help it my mouth sweet pass honey I think I've said it b4

Hmmmm.... No arguments. I know Naija men don't like women who argue so I go try reform small and act like a wifey

Lol not to be dirty minded but there're hookups and then there're hookups
Yeah I am much better at speaking Igbo cause 1) my parents speak it 2) I haaaaated Yoruba (the subject) in Sec School so I was always causing trouble in the class and never learnt anything The teacher was bad and we fought a lot lol the guy beat me too so u can imagine

Don't roll them jareee I am sincere. As always

Lol okay u win stop arguing with me jor don't u think it would be cute to let me win at least some times

Gerrarahere

Oh I'm embarrassed there's a verse in the bible and I'll quote it for u now it says 'I am all things to all men'. Dats me. Shey u grab

Looool lekwa this nwoke trying to use my own words against me. One school for northern Nigeria like dat indeed.... I have no reason for asking other than that I'm curious

MrsPhyno:

I know I can't help it my mouth sweet pass honey I think I've said it b4

Hmmmm.... No arguments. I know Naija men don't like women who argue so I go try reform small and act like a wifey

Lol not to be dirty minded but there're hookups and then there're hookups
Yeah I am much better at speaking Igbo cause 1) my parents speak it 2) I haaaaated Yoruba (the subject) in Sec School so I was always causing trouble in the class and never learnt anything The teacher was bad and we fought a lot lol the guy beat me too so u can imagine

Don't roll them jareee I am sincere. As always

Lol okay u win stop arguing with me jor don't u think it would be cute to let me win at least some times

Gerrarahere

Oh I'm embarrassed there's a verse in the bible and I'll quote it for u now it says 'I am all things to all men'. Dats me. Shey u grab

Looool lekwa this nwoke trying to use my own words against me. One school for northern Nigeria like dat indeed.... I have no reason for asking other than that I'm curious

honey lips Make I chop small nah

Wifey That's too far o jare . btw, me I like troublesome (not too tho) babes. If 'She' is dry, Wahala go dey ooooo

Haha! So they flog in Corona college too ? Awestruck!

Yes ma . You won this time around hahahaha !

I just did that

Have you forgotten Iam a potential Alhaji Don't throw caution to the winds


I couldn't help rolling my eyes to this one ooo.... *whispers* ; ' so tha bible supports b*tchitude this well No! , Yes ? A_mazed !#No personality / religion begriming intended pls


I know lekwa, but nwoke ? Hmmmmm....... Help me solve tha riddle naaah! ...
. Karma remains constant

Girls and money be like Bananna and groundnut!

I agrer with the op on this one

Sabrwahaqqo:


honey lips Make I chop small nah

Wifey That's too far o jare . btw, me I like troublesome (not too tho) babes. If 'She' is dry, Wahala go dey ooooo

Haha! So they flog in Corona college too ? Awestruck!

Yes ma . You won this time around hahahaha !

I just did that

Have you forgotten Iam a potential Alhaji Don't throw caution to the winds


I couldn't help rolling my eyes to this one ooo.... *whispers* ; ' so tha bible supports b*tchitude this well No! , Yes ? A_mazed !#No personality / religion begriming intended pls


I know lekwa, but nwoke ? Hmmmmm....... Help me solve tha riddle naaah! ...
. Karma remains constant

Lol that was smooth. Well done o

Yeah true being subservient and obedient 24/7 is dry as hell..... thank God I'm not like that hehehe

Loooooool I screamed when I saw this. Corona is full time ajeboh o abeg. I didn't go to Corona lol even tho I know of them My school was not quite on dat level lol yes and they did flog. Not really the girls sha..... Just like caning of the hand unless the teacher was a perv...... anyways you self know how Nigerian teachers are dat one is a story for another day

Tanks.

Ah yes potential Alhaji how could I ever forget

Abeg no be the bible e just be like how dem say u can twist a bible verse to excuse almost anything u wanna do haha I'm just being naughty no mind me jare And bitchitude really...... how dare u Lemme explain myself clearly, I think the best way of describing it is dat I'm a person dat likes to make everyone comfortable and happy but u know u are special nah..... how many people have a wrote essays for the way im writing for u

nwoke - broda

MrsPhyno:

Lol that was smooth. Well done o

Yeah true being subservient and obedient 24/7 is dry as hell..... thank God I'm not like that hehehe

Loooooool I screamed when I saw this. Corona is full time ajeboh o abeg. I didn't go to Corona lol even tho I know of them My school was not quite on dat level lol yes and they did flog. Not really the girls sha..... Just like caning of the hand unless the teacher was a perv...... anyways you self know how Nigerian teachers are dat one is a story for another day

Tanks.

Ah yes potential Alhaji how could I ever forget

Abeg no be the bible e just be like how dem say u can twist a bible verse to excuse almost anything u wanna do haha I'm just being naughty no mind me jare And bitchitude really...... how dare u Lemme explain myself clearly, I think the best way of describing it is dat I'm a person dat likes to make everyone comfortable and happy but u know u are special nah..... how many people have a wrote essays for the way im writing for u

nwoke - broda

Thanks sweet

Yo husby go enjoi you then. Men love them women a. ( lil) bit out af kontrol ; she has her own mind . That bracketed , very important !

LoLs @ scream. You should feel fly I placed u so high cos that's exactly what I want for you; So High
LoLs @ perverted teacher But tha facts's that never will Corona's worst pervert be like my own school wey teachers dey use us do 'Who sabi beat pass competition'

Yass yo wulcum sweet

I trust yo memory. Was jez flexing muscles ni jare


How lucid you came out explaining yourself! But really, I understood those, jez wanted to examine how harsh or gentle your stimuli is after all and yes you're jes normal
And yass , you're kinda special too.... Replying your mentions comes with a dint af obligation, its like iam addicted to you



Mo ti jasi , wa gbayi padi mi


How was your biology class ?

Sabrwahaqqo:


Thanks sweet

Yo husby go enjoi you then. Men love them women a. ( lil) bit out af kontrol ; she has her own mind . That bracketed , very important !

LoLs @ scream. You should feel fly I placed u so high cos that's exactly what I want for you; So High
LoLs @ perverted teacher But tha facts's that never will Corona's worst pervert be like my own school wey teachers dey use us do 'Who sabi beat pass competition'

Yass yo wulcum sweet

I trust yo memory. Was jez flexing muscles ni jare


How lucid you came out explaining yourself! But really, I understood those, jez wanted to examine how harsh or gentle your stimuli is after all and yes you're jes normal
And yass , you're kinda special too.... Replying your mentions comes with a dint af obligation, its like iam addicted to you



Mo ti jasi , wa gbayi padi mi


How was your biology class ?

You're welcome salt

yeah i'll try to make myself more enjoyable.... i want everyone who has me in there life in some capacity, to be really happy that I am. Like.... dont know if that makes any sense but sha Thank you.

I no go Corona jare like i said b4, so i no know if dem sabi beat dere but my school dem dey beat sha awww poor u and boys really do get the brunt of those things, the teachers can be the devil incarnate like i said on some other thread like dat. nna mehn, the educational system in naija is just messed up, all those 35 yr old teachers trying to run tinz with 14/15 yr olds smhhhhh but i guess ur school was worse in that aspect too so i shouldnt complain to u u know when ur a kid and u just listen to what elders tell u jus because ur so used to following instructions.......

lol. u ehnnnn

stop saying kinda u this dude that likes giving only half-compliments. just say im special hmm /in ur voice/ fanks swiri i think its cause im easy to talk to hopefully

hmmm i recognize all the words in that phrase but iono what they mean pls translate

short and to the point tank God... and i've finished all my HW for this week so sleeping playing and happy tinz on ma mind

MrsPhyno:

You're welcome salt

yeah i'll try to make myself more enjoyable.... i want everyone who has me in there life in some capacity, to be really happy that I am. Like.... dont know if that makes any sense but sha Thank you.

I no go Corona jare like i said b4, so i no know if dem sabi beat dere but my school dem dey beat sha awww poor u and boys really do get the brunt of those things, the teachers can be the devil incarnate like i said on some other thread like dat. nna mehn, the educational system in naija is just messed up, all those 35 yr old teachers trying to run tinz with 14/15 yr olds smhhhhh but i guess ur school was worse in that aspect too so i shouldnt complain to u u know when ur a kid and u just listen to what elders tell u jus because ur so used to following instructions.......

lol. u ehnnnn

stop saying kinda u this dude that likes giving only half-compliments. just say im special hmm /in ur voice/ fanks swiri i think its cause im easy to talk to hopefully

hmmm i recognize all the words in that phrase but iono what they mean pls translate

short and to the point tank God... and i've finished all my HW for this week so sleeping playing and happy tinz on ma mind

! , well, I like salt

Ok, but you're Sweet just the way you are ! No need to try harder

, you fell victim too I fell victim sha, our maths teacher took my first 'love' lol, first innocent love


Yeske! I know u will grab , dirty mind


No ooo! You're not easy at first. You became tender along the line when I guess your negative assumptions about me got cleared to an appreciable level , No be so?

Mo ti jasi, wa gbayi padi mi - I don grab, ur head dey there my padi


Hmmm. It was a topic on reproduction Yes or yes ?

Sabrwahaqqo:


! , well, I like salt

Ok, but you're Sweet just the way you are ! No need to try harder

, you fell victim too I fell victim sha, our maths teacher took my first 'love' lol, first innocent love


Yeske! I know u will grab , dirty mind


No ooo! You're not easy at first. You became tender along the line when I guess your negative assumptions about me got cleared to an appreciable level , No be so?

Mo ti jasi, wa gbayi padi mi - I don grab, ur head dey there my padi


Hmmm. It was a topic on reproduction Yes or yes ?

Yea I didnt wanna say bitter or sour or spicy so

/smiling like a fool/

lol abeg wait o. this sounds like the beginning of a story that would be interesting to hear...... I didn't fall in love with any of my teachers o I'm talking about what they call 'abuse of power' on their part. So your math teacher was a beaurrriful lady or what exactly Innocent my foot. U no dey innocent when u dey sec school im very sure of dat

*pour holy water on this thread, sprinkles on my self, drops gallons of it on Sabrwahaqqo cause he needs it* I'm purer den pure wara wat r u talking bout

lol whaddya mean im not easy at first.... im easy to talk to jor i think im gentle and genteel i didnt have any negative assumptions about u lol why would i

ah. i only knew omoge jasi from d song . so that means to grab? and wa gbayi is ur head dey dere? na small small i dey learn am sha

smh for u ooooo i jus dey shake my head chai stop trying to spoil me

MrsPhyno:

Yea I didnt wanna say bitter or sour or spicy so

/smiling like a fool/

lol abeg wait o. this sounds like the beginning of a story that would be interesting to hear...... I didn't fall in love with any of my teachers o I'm talking about what they call 'abuse of power' on their part. So your math teacher was a beaurrriful lady or what exactly Innocent my foot. U no dey innocent when u dey sec school im very sure of dat

*pour holy water on this thread, sprinkles on my self, drops gallons of it on Sabrwahaqqo cause he needs it* I'm purer den pure wara wat r u talking bout

lol whaddya mean im not easy at first.... im easy to talk to jor i think im gentle and genteel i didnt have any negative assumptions about u lol why would i

ah. i only knew omoge jasi from d song . so that means to grab? and wa gbayi is ur head dey dere? na small small i dey learn am sha

smh for u ooooo i jus dey shake my head chai stop trying to spoil me

, you're not serioz walai talai

Abi like an happy baby? Yeye!

Kai! Amebooo! Well, she was a copper like her and she likes me too. Dasall

Gallons on me? When you're the most guilty Is like u like me more than you like yourself love that

Maybe, just maybe you're right anyway ; *trying to be the gentleman that doesn't haggle and argue, just like you need me be *

Yah omoge jasi asin baby try to understand , You grab, I trust !


Swiri, beliv me iam not trying to ... Jes wanted to know if there is any relationship between the length and girth af d blockus and fecundity af the woman ;P

Sabrwahaqqo:


, you're not serioz walai talai

Abi like an happy baby? Yeye!

Kai! Amebooo! Well, she was a copper like her and she likes me too. Dasall

Gallons on me? When you're the most guilty Is like u like me more than you like yourself love that

Maybe, just maybe you're right anyway ; *trying to be the gentleman that doesn't haggle and argue, just like you need me be *

Yah omoge jasi asin baby try to understand , You grab, I trust !


Swiri, beliv me iam not trying to ... Jes wanted to know if there is any relationship between the length and girth af d blockus and fecundity af the woman ;P

Lol walahi talai Nigerians and repitition I wonder why they/we love nonsensical words so much



Chai. a corper? That woman should be arrested das cradle robbing Shameless gehls of nowadays and u self nawa for u well sha who no like beta thing

Lol dey dere dey jonze urself u even need to swim in a river of it

Awww issokay be urself lol u can argue and do whareva I don't mind

I think I grab

Lol do practical and go find out and stop asking me unaswerable kweshions here

MrsPhyno:

Lol walahi talai Nigerians and repitition I wonder why they/we love nonsensical words so much



Chai. a corper? That woman should be arrested das cradle robbing Shameless gehls of nowadays and u self nawa for u well sha who no like beta thing

Lol dey dere dey jonze urself u even need to swim in a river of it

Awww issokay be urself lol u can argue and do whareva I don't mind

I think I grab

Lol do practical and go find out and stop asking me unaswerable kweshions here

Its actually one af those Arabic word we've naturalized. Its not pun sweet

... You ought to k*ss me nah

LoLs. Bet I was 18 and she was 22 . #Whayasay to that?

Hahahahahaha!
You already know What to do, how nice! Keep swimming sweet , when you done , I'm in the bedroom.


That's why I like you


You're one af the materials I'll be needing for tha practical ! Are we ready ?


How's yo day going ?

Sabrwahaqqo:


Its actually one af those Arabic word we've naturalized. Its not pun sweet

... You ought to k*ss me nah

LoLs. Bet I was 18 and she was 22 . #Whayasay to that?

Hahahahahaha!
You already know What to do, how nice! Keep swimming sweet , when you done , I'm in the bedroom.


That's why I like you


You're one af the materials I'll be needing for tha practical ! Are we ready ?


How's yo day going ?

Ahh I thought it was Hausa slang... well sha alot of hausa words have arabic origin? I guess. But in general tho we love onomatopoeia and making up words

Lol. If i kiss u wit the kain mood im in e no go end there so lemme not even try it

I say dat u are a real son of your father Men and conquests sha how awkward would that be for the babe in question..... U must have some charm that u dey use cause girls dont usually do that kain tin. I always dey tell dese children, self control is key

I feel like ur alluding to something improper here and i jus want to tell u that I dont grab because i dont have ur level of exposure

Thank you for liking me

Lols. Am i a material?

Is going ooooo its sha going

MrsPhyno:

Ahh I thought it was Hausa slang... well sha alot of hausa words have arabic origin? I guess. But in general tho we love onomatopoeia and making up words

Lol. If i kiss u wit the kain mood im in e no go end there so lemme not even try it

I say dat u are a real son of your father Men and conquests sha how awkward would that be for the babe in question..... U must have some charm that u dey use cause girls dont usually do that kain tin. I always dey tell dese children, self control is key

I feel like ur alluding to something improper here and i jus want to tell u that I dont grab because i dont have ur level of exposure

Thank you for liking me

Lols. Am i a material?

Is going ooooo its sha going

MAKING UP (new) words - That's what make the difference btwn man and ape #brains!

I will handle that. I'm robot when it comes to self control


Yh they don't USUALLY do but they SOMETIMES do- this expression was the impression she had I guess.


Yh, That I've never been out af the African continent doesn't mean I never will. So, I can expose you if you don't mind


Thank you for thanking me

Oh! Did I say material ? Uh! My bad!!! Meant companion


The way you talk sha .... You've never been vivid wen responding to this very question. Anyway, its not uncool, keeps my suspense on what kinda life u lead on sha ....

Sabrwahaqqo:


MAKING UP (new) words - That's what make the difference btwn man and ape #brains!

I will handle that. I'm robot when it comes to self control


Yh they don't USUALLY do but they SOMETIMES do- this expression was the impression she had I guess.


Yh, That I've never been out af the African continent doesn't mean I never will. So, I can expose you if you don't mind


Thank you for thanking me

Oh! Did I say material ? Uh! My bad!!! Meant companion


The way you talk sha .... You've never been vivid wen responding to this very question. Anyway, its not uncool, keeps my suspense on what kinda life u lead on sha ....

Always tryna teach me something
Thank you senior idi beri kwarekt as usual

Lool. Take . Das good o. Rare in males. Plenty of practice I presume or ur just naturally like that

That's nice for u, more older female corpers to ur elbows then

Haha. I'm getting a bit confused as to what u mean but whareva is okay as long as u no take me do ritual u can do whareva u want wit me
Me self dey plan go Africa o..... I no know to many ppl here all my 'fwends' na 9jerians

Thank u for thanking me for thanking u

Lab partners abi

#ToImitateMyOgaLegend
#AbegO
#DoNotBeFilledWitSuspense
#SawiIGoTryAnsaBettahNxtTime
#ShebiIToldUAboutBiologyClassNah

MrsPhyno:

Always tryna teach me something
Thank you senior idi beri kwarekt as usual

Lool. Take . Das good o. Rare in males. Plenty of practice I presume or ur just naturally like that

That's nice for u, more older female corpers to ur elbows then

Haha. I'm getting a bit confused as to what u mean but whareva is okay as long as u no take me do ritual u can do whareva u want wit me
Me self dey plan go Africa o..... I no know to many ppl here all my 'fwends' na 9jerians

Thank u for thanking me for thanking u

Lab partners abi

#ToImitateMyOgaLegend
#AbegO
#DoNotBeFilledWitSuspense
#SawiIGoTryAnsaBettahNxtTime
#ShebiIToldUAboutBiologyClassNah

Its something I know you know nah ... Was jes saying
BTW, translate that igbo abeg

Both . It takes both

I've relented and repented.

Issokay, will do wt u everytin I want. I'll make sure am harsh nd hard
Good yo planning on coming back home , After how many years?

Hehehe ! My pleasure ma'am


Yh, partner is a better word


Nope ! U dint tell mee . Jes saw that from yo convo wd 1 af your e-huzbands

Sabrwahaqqo:


Its something I know you know nah ... Was jes saying
BTW, translate that igbo abeg

Both . It takes both

I've relented and repented.

Issokay, will do wt u everytin I want. I'll make sure am harsh nd hard
Good yo planning on coming back home , After how many years?

Hehehe ! My pleasure ma'am


Yh, partner is a better word


Nope ! U dint tell mee . Jes saw that from yo convo wd 1 af your e-huzbands

lol i jus said u are very correct haha i dont know why it feels so good to translate things for people i dey jealous of most of una wey speak 2/3/4+ languages

Repented my *ss.......... but okay ill pretend i believe u

ahem.
lol well it may take some time tbh.... but i visit/plan on visiting alot. once a year at least /whispers dont tell anyone/ i wan go to lag for xtmas

Your memory be like steel trap lol why u wan do me like dis now I no get ozban, I neva ready remember......... Me finks maybe Im too nice simple misundastandingssss Baby ow a you by the way this night

MrsPhyno:

lol i jus said u are very correct haha i dont know why it feels so good to translate things for people i dey jealous of most of una wey speak 2/3/4+ languages

Repented my *ss.......... but okay ill pretend i believe u

ahem.
lol well it may take some time tbh.... but i visit/plan on visiting alot. once a year at least /whispers dont tell anyone/ i wan go to lag for xtmas

Your memory be like steel trap lol why u wan do me like dis now I no get ozban, I neva ready remember......... Me finks maybe Im too nice simple misundastandingssss Baby ow a you by the way this night

Hehe! U should be 'jealousing' yourself too then... As far as I know , you can speak 3


Serios, I'm a born again Muslim hahahaha!

Don't start trembling jor, am a perfekt gentleman
That's unbad... Too bad I'm not usually available in 9ja during xmas #sad

Too much af evrifin is bed baaabe!
My blood is so full tonite dear, you can call me bloody full (just tonite tho) hahahaha!

Sabrwahaqqo:


Hehe! U should be 'jealousing' yourself too then... As far as I know , you can speak 3


Serios, I'm a born again Muslim hahahaha!

Don't start trembling jor, am a perfekt gentleman
That's unbad... Too bad I'm not usually available in 9ja during xmas #sad

Too much af evrifin is bed baaabe!
My blood is so full tonite dear, you can call me bloody full (just tonite tho) hahahaha!

Lol not fully at all.... so it doesnt count

ewo no let them deeper lifers find u and shoot u on this thread don't play wit that phrase 'born again'

ur choice of words tho.... harsh and hard today na sunday o
lol do u as a muslim celebrate that holiday as well

tru, i try to control my excesses.... im over nice im jus a sweery das all there is to it
lol blood is full.... sounds good... u wan go use the energy do sumtin ?

MrsPhyno:

Lol not fully at all.... so it doesnt count

ewo no let them deeper lifers find u and shoot u on this thread don't play wit that phrase 'born again'

ur choice of words tho.... harsh and hard today na sunday o
lol do u as a muslim celebrate that holiday as well

tru, i try to control my excesses.... im over nice im jus a sweery das all there is to it
lol blood is full.... sounds good... u wan go use the energy do sumtin ?

Even zero is nat insignificant... So pleeeease!!

Iam serioz ds time o... Am as gentle as a lame man's leg... Jez testing my microphone online

Yes and No . Gaz a lot af kwisten fwendz shey u grab bet ass a Muslim I don't personally...


Ok, sweetberry, I don't understand cos that's too below I overstand!
Hehe! Maybe to start reading 'Africanah' ... Tha only book I haven't touched af Chimamanda's bibles.