MrsPhyno:

Gurg le

IAmLegen d1

IamLEGEND1:


dat is just a bunch of crap.....

men dont gossip, we discuss.....

and the ones who want their girlfriends to demand things from them are just insecure in their r/ships and are in desperate need to feel needed.

nagging guys?

Nah, there is a difference between coming online to bítch and whíne about trivial things on a faceless forum and actually doing that in real life...

materialistic guys?

i no get anything to talk about this one

MrsPhyno:
nice rebuttal I agree wit u 100% of couuurse

IamLEGEND1:


beautiful lady,

doing fine i hope?

MrsPhyno:
yes sah Mr Flatterer, I dey fine hope same for u

IamLEGEND1:


dat is just a bunch of crap.....

men dont gossip, we discuss.....

and the ones who want their girlfriends to demand things from them are just insecure in their r/ships and are in desperate need to feel needed.

nagging guys?

Nah, there is a difference between coming online to bítch and whíne about trivial things on a faceless forum and actually doing that in real life...

materialistic guys?

i no get anything to talk about this one

IamLEGEND1:


i thought flattery was over exaggeration.....

so until the day i give you a fake compliment......

i am not flattering you.....

and i'm doing so fly right now.

MrsPhyno:
Stahp stahp Im blusheeeen
You're always in a good mood that's nice Pastor pikin please go church tomorrow o

IamLEGEND1:


i no dey miss church na...

holy pikin like me?

MrsPhyno:
I haven't gone to church in like three months o

Sabrwahaqqo:

There is nathing dat 1 dey use do person

Chidexter:
I've read countless posts, comments, articles about women being complicated, and guys who've complained that women are hard to understand.
But it should surprise some of you to know that nowadays that same character that men have been ranting about against women, their fellow men now display it even on a larger scale


1. My Girlfriend Doesnt Demand Things from Me.

Hia!,
If a Girl demands money, Clothes e.t.c. from you, you complain, if she doesnt you still complain about her not requesting...
As i type, a post has already been created by a guy on this issue.
Now tell me who's complicated?. A girl who takes care of herself without being a burden to your life, yet you still complain she isnt demanding enough... .
Guy are you a woman?.

2. Nagging Guys

Yeah Yeah, My wife complains a lot,
My wife nags too much
My Girl is always finding faults from me.
What if i told you thats the same behaviour some guys are exhibiting already.
A Girl cooks, He complains the food isnt well cooked, or isnt delicious.
Yet it tastes good in someone else's mouth. Guy abeg go eat for restaurant if you no like am.

She dresses okay, you say it looks immoral, she dresses immorally, you say she isnt sexy enough. :/
She attends church services regularly, you complain she's being too *churchaholic*, she doesnt attend church often and you'll say she isnt religious enough, infact thats not how she behaves before you married her. Guy are you a woman??.

Whats worse than a nagging woman? How about a nagging man :/

3. Materialistic Men
I should i have put a W and an O after materialistic as its so often the case but then its no longer that way.
Though its not quite breaking news to hear that guys exhibit this trait, but its been so linked with women that one would be forgiven to think it was a word coined for women only.
You see some guys who wants to date girls that travel like mungo park, and rich as Oprah Winfrey, you see guys who wear wristwatches on one hand, a bangle on the other, a gold chained(fake gold chain as d case may be) necklaces, a flashy cap and as if thats not enough they top it up with an head band.
My Guy take it easy.

4. Guys Who Gossip
Wait! But thats very very rare, infact only Women Gossip jooor.
Sorry to burst your bubble, thats totally wrong.
The fact that you see group of girls gisting and saying stuffs about your next door neighbour, doesnt mean guys dont do same albeit secretly.
I'm guilty of this as well , WE like to do ours in a coded way, ehm guyly manner(pls permit me to use that phrase).
But then its still normal right?? The answer is definitely affirmative until you see group of guys doing it in public, as in that kind of gathering where they bring out chairs and just start a full blown gossip.

cc farano
-Dexter.

MrsPhyno:
Church abi

Sabrwahaqqo:

Yeske!

MrsPhyno:
Okay we're ready for ur confession. How many months has it been

Sabrwahaqqo:

Nothing to confess jare, I no dey go church.

MrsPhyno:

U belong to Shekau's religion? Or what

Sabrwahaqqo:


Oh! I feared KKK and didn't want to have anything at all to do with them or anything that relates to that sect. So, I didn't know Shekau was gon come to bastardize the better option.

MrsPhyno:

U belong to Shekau's religion? Or what

You no dey sleep?

FriedPlantain:
You no dey sleep?

MrsPhyno:

It was an innocent kweshion
Why are u telling me stories for the ancestors

Are u an atheist then? Abi u worship at shrine

MrsPhyno:

I logged on at night I'm doing night browsing pls step aside

U self wan confess ni?

Are you the confessor?

My landlord 's daughter came into my room this evening, I want to confess.

Sabrwahaqqo:

sorry I rambled....
Ok, I'm a Muslim and not boko boko lol
BTW, are you considering atheism now cos this your 3 months away from the house of your 'god' is sometin o.

MrsPhyno:

Hmm Muslim so do u know any Alhajis

I'm not considering anytinnn na just because I was busy also I pray at home ofc
Once u stop going it's hard to start again....

Sabrwahaqqo:

Yes, I'm even nearing that stage myself

But how do you now manage to pay your monthly tip (tithe) to your 'pastor'.

MrsPhyno:
Hmmmm lemme start addressing you properly then sir
You mail it to them. It's simple. I wan change church sha......
You dey go mosque regularly?

Sabrwahaqqo:

You will live long my daughter for that 'sir'. ,
Why?
Yh

MrsPhyno:

Amin o from your sweet lips to God's ears

It's just weird going back after so long so I'm trying to find a new one. dont like being judged

Mosque get leader, like a pastor?