Sabrwahaqqo:

Well, I can allow you to feel like the Queen while I'll be 'god'
Cal me fox!
To be 'twisty' wasn't d intention sha, only if u'd choke on the chill pill and peruse those praya lines to understand whata mean.
You try small
LoLs , my philosophy no support this yo claim o... We could be shameless, it all depenDs on our individual beliefs ; what shames u in the face might just be a joke in my eyes
My sharp mind told me that u wan2 use me to do something , so, na to dey fish 4 compliments dey yur mind ? Well, I have my price tag. Promise you overwhelming compliments; they'll be second to none

Hmm not even king but 'God'? Oluwa o

Choke on a chill pill indeed what kinda lubbish read it again and still don't understand it but I'm gonna start using that 'choking' line.

I try small? Gerrout. People like u eh, u hate giving people full gratification.
Yeah okay well according to my beliefs, I am pretty shameless. This convo self is shameless of me

Hmm u and price tags u tink say ur mouth sweet reach? Okay I'm listening sha

MrsPhyno:

Hmm not even king but 'God'? Oluwa o

Choke on a chill pill indeed what kinda lubbish read it again and still don't understand it but I'm gonna start using that 'choking' line.

I try small? Gerrout. People like u eh, u hate giving people full gratification.
Yeah okay well according to my beliefs, I am pretty shameless. This convo self is shameless of me

Hmm u and price tags u tink say ur mouth sweet reach? Okay I'm listening sha

You ds woman, take time o , god not God, Abeg no implicate me o jare

Choke on the chill pill - calm the f*ck down. Roger that? choking line ke? Don't go and choke patient ooo Mrs.doctor

it's that I wasn't awestruck to the level of singing your praises.... Just try harder to impress me, mehn I'll serve ambrosia at your table
Whadya mean shameless of you ?


With the way you're talking ehn e be like say even if I start chanting panegyrics that's more powerful than Sango's you won't commend, you'll rather degrade. Why disturb my brain box? And infact your pay I no need be4 sef.... I'm not lucky but Iam still blessed.

Hw's your day going?

Sabrwahaqqo:


You ds woman, take time o , god not God, Abeg no implicate me o jare

Choke on the chill pill - calm the f*ck down. Roger that? choking line ke? Don't go and choke patient ooo Mrs.doctor

it's that I wasn't awestruck to the level of singing your praises.... Just try harder to impress me, mehn I'll serve ambrosia at your table
Whadya mean shameless of you ?


With the way you're talking ehn e be like say even if I start chanting panegyrics that's more powerful than Sango's you won't commend, you'll rather degrade. Why disturb my brain box? And infact your pay I no need be4 sef.... I'm not lucky but Iam still blessed.

Hw's your day going?

whatever the spelling na u implicate yaself

I understood what u meant that time jor i just say I go repeat am to others and pretend it's my line

Loooool try harder to impress u? Na challenge be dat? Okay no problem I will do the needful u will not even have words to describe self
Shameless in dat anyone and everyone can read wat am writing

Please I'm more of an Amadioha gal abeg we don't know Sango where I'm from Lol ur just not trying hard enough, u know say I get sweet mouth maself so urs has to be over-sweet to have impact

The day is sha going, good or bad How is the thing u studied for going

MrsPhyno:

whatever the spelling na u implicate yaself

I understood what u meant that time jor i just say I go repeat am to others and pretend it's my line

Loooool try harder to impress u? Na challenge be dat? Okay no problem I will do the needful u will not even have words to describe self
Shameless in dat anyone and everyone can read wat am writing

Please I'm more of an Amadioha gal abeg we don't know Sango where I'm from Lol ur just not trying hard enough, u know say I get sweet mouth maself so urs has to be over-sweet to have impact

The day is sha going, good or bad How is the thing u studied for going

Why be a king when I can be a god?

, oya surprise me make I see .... C'mon don't fall my hand jare , you should know ppl wl always have their opinions.... Remember ; opinions are like a s s h o l e s and most af 'em stink....so shake it up baby and watch them, twist it and shout cos most folks are insecure arse holes looking for a ticket to ride on somebody like a picket.... In brevity, Live yo spinster life like the wild horse; adventurous and relatively free. Don't let em hold you back.... No time! ... Sorry I rambled


Issorite, I'll try to adjust but seriously I'd rather put my humor in check than unleash it cos u may not like it- it's like the result you get when you c ock-tease ; sweet-pain . So, lemme keep it till fate - willing, our cordial correspondence ages enough
LoL a day is always a mix-grill af good-bad happenstances I know, just pray it ends favorably ..... Smoothly thanks, was actually an Harpers, nothing special .

Sabrwahaqqo:

Why be a king when I can be a god?

, oya surprise me make I see .... C'mon don't fall my hand jare , you should know ppl wl always have their opinions.... Remember ; opinions are like a s s h o l e s and most af 'em stink....so shake it up baby and watch them, twist it and shout cos most folks are insecure arse holes looking for a ticket to ride on somebody like a picket.... In brevity, Live yo spinster life like the wild horse; adventurous and relatively free. Don't let em hold you back.... No time! ... Sorry I rambled


Issorite, I'll try to adjust but seriously I'd rather put my humor in check than unleash it cos u may not like it- it's like the result you get when you c ock-tease ; sweet-pain . So, lemme keep it till fate - willing, our cordial correspondence ages enough
LoL a day is always a mix-grill af good-bad happenstances I know, just pray it ends favorably ..... Smoothly thanks, was actually an Harpers, nothing special .

I prefer something like olamide's song Oga Nla. Boss.

I go try small small to dey shock u and impress u I like to leave an impact shey u grab
Lol I no dey fear opinions e jus be say I'm not usually dis open...... Anyways
Na me u call spinster? Hope say u know d meaning cause I screamed when I saw dat, abeg.
Yeah ur a serial rambler wat shud ur punishment be

lol I can't even. Once u compare anything to a coc.k-tease all rational thought flies outta my head.
I comment my reserve

What's a harpers please enlighten me

MrsPhyno:

I prefer something like olamide's song Oga Nla. Boss.

I go try small small to dey shock u and impress u I like to leave an impact shey u grab
Lol I no dey fear opinions e jus be say I'm not usually dis open...... Anyways
Na me u call spinster? Hope say u know d meaning cause I screamed when I saw dat, abeg.
Yeah ur a serial rambler wat shud ur punishment be

lol I can't even. Once u compare anything to a cock-tease all rational thought flies outta my head.
I comment my reserve

What's a harpers please enlighten me

Issorite, uncool

Ok, poco-a-poco -little by little...cos too much shock electrocutes
, reaaly? Well, my ex told me something akin to that
Why u scream nah ... Are u not old enough to be bearing another man's surname? Abi?
Its like the effect yo having on me is somewhat tipsy , real life iam. Not so outspoken; more af a spectator.

Haha, u beta comment without reservations now and stop swerving ur bigbooTy across my face


Yo a medical student nah... Harper's should be one af your favorite bible.

Sabrwahaqqo:


Issorite, uncool

Ok, poco-a-poco -little by little...cos too much shock electrocutes
, reaaly? Well, my ex told me something akin to that
Why u scream nah ... Are u not old enough to be bearing another man's surname? Abi?
Its like the effect yo having on me is somewhat tipsy , real life iam. Not so outspoken; more af a spectator.

Haha, u beta comment without reservations now and stop swerving ur bigbooTy across my face


Yo a medical student nah... Harper's should be one af your favorite bible.

Cooler than ur choice so

Oh my god now ur treating me like olodo
I know what poco a poco means jare wetinnn
hm ur ex, since u brought her up should I ask
Lol I guess so, technically. But a spinster implies like an 'old maid' which I am not lol. I'm the type who wants to get married age 25 last last so dat ish can never be my problem

I told u I have dat effect, don't fight it
loooool okay sir don worry I go speak ma mind

I'm a Christian my favourite bible is the real Bible okay

MrsPhyno:

Cooler than ur choice so

Oh my god now ur treating me like olodo
I know what poco a poco means jare wetinnn
hm ur ex, since u brought her up should I ask
Lol I guess so, technically. But a spinster implies like an 'old maid' which I am not lol. I'm the type who wants to get married age 25 last last so dat ish can never be my problem

I told u I have dat effect, don't fight it
loooool okay sir don worry I go speak ma mind

I'm a Christian my favourite bible is the real Bible okay

Omg! Are we competing here hun?

My bad for bringing that up.... No don't ask, thanks
Well, that's not the singular meaning o jare , I'm thesaurus can mean yo nat depending or needing any 'man' ( @ least for the time being)
So, I'm still not off-point
And yes 25 aint bad. You shld be hovering about 18 now I guess, so, that's a good dream . Wish u Adieu

I'm not going to no more, I admit I couldn't help it .... Happy now ?
Yh, remove all barriers and let's roll for once.

Shhhhhh! I said one af yo favorite not favorite exclusively. Ahnahn you're a very stubborn she-goat

Sabrwahaqqo:


Omg! Are we competing here hun?

My bad for bringing that up.... No don't ask, thanks
Well, that's not the singular meaning o jare , I'm thesaurus can mean yo nat depending or needing any 'man' ( @ least for the time being)
So, I'm still not off-point
And yes 25 aint bad. You shld be hovering about 18 now I guess, so, that's a good dream . Wish u Adieu

I'm not going to no more, I admit I couldn't help it .... Happy now ?
Yh, remove all barriers and let's roll for once.

Shhhhhh! I said one af yo favorite not favorite exclusively. Ahnahn you're a very stubborn she-goat

I'm very competitive for example i always say 'na u go tire first'

Okay sir i go respect ur wishes
Walking thesaurus indeeeeed, but yeah i guess ur second meaning rings true. Why are u saying its a dream lol is it not feasible

Yeah im happy now my skills no dey slack i wan make sure my charm (no be the one u dey collect from babalawo o) is at 100percent
Okay consider me rolling, anytin u say i go follow u talk am

Now ur 'shhhh-ing' me abi. Fair enough And yeah if i had to pick an animal i would say more like leopard but the stubborn part idi on point

MrsPhyno:

I'm very competitive for example i always say 'na u go tire first'

Okay sir i go respect ur wishes
Walking thesaurus indeeeeed, but yeah i guess ur second meaning rings true. Why are u saying its a dream lol is it not feasible

Yeah im happy now my skills no dey slack i wan make sure my charm (no be the one u dey collect from babalawo o) is at 100percent
Okay consider me rolling, anytin u say i go follow u talk am

Now ur 'shhhh-ing' me abi. Fair enough And yeah if i had to pick an animal i would say more like leopard but the stubborn part idi on point

LoLs, Too bad I'm not all that resilient cos Coming this far booty-talking on random nonsense aint my specialty so yeah you're my boss

Prospective men on a large scale (me inclusive)
Have evolved to become 'irresponsible', so, who to marry?

Lol. We'll see!

Leopard ? Who dash u leopard?

Sabrwahaqqo:


LoLs, Too bad I'm not all that resilient cos Coming this far booty-talking on random nonsense aint my specialty so yeah you're my boss
Prospective men on a large scale (me inclusive)
Have evolved to become 'irresponsible', so, who to marry?
Lol. We'll see!
Leopard ? Who dash u leopard?

There's a slight insult or rather a 'slight' proper in the first paragraph u wrote and I'm still tryna get it

Hah not worried about it for now I'm also irresponsible so when I reach that desperate age that nairalanders seem so sure that all women reach I go start trying to reform una

Yeah we will see indeed

I dash myself cause I tink say I deserve am. U don't think so?

MrsPhyno:

There's a slight insult or rather a 'slight' proper in the first paragraph u wrote and I'm still tryna get it

Hah not worried about it for now I'm also irresponsible so when I reach that desperate age that nairalanders seem so sure that all women reach I go start trying to reform una

Yeah we will see indeed

I dash myself cause I tink say I deserve am. U don't think so?

Was jez tryin a inform ya I don't talk this much fublicli too

, you really think u can unbend a dried fish without destroying it hun?



Before I say, what do u imply leopard? Define yo leopard.

Wishing u a pleasant day ahead. .... Don't think iam nice sha o.... Just visiting my gentleman mode

Sabrwahaqqo:

Was jez tryin a inform ya I don't talk this much fublicli too

, you really think u can unbend a dried fish without destroying it hun?



Before I say, what do u imply leopard? Define yo leopard.

Wishing u a pleasant day ahead. .... Don't think iam nice sha o.... Just visiting my gentleman mode

I getcha. I usually don't have this much difficulty understanding people hmmmph

Chai Africans and proverbs

Nothing so illustrious, just that they're sexy animals which is what I aim to be

Don't worry I would never dream of thinking of u as a nice person

MrsPhyno:

I getcha. I usually don't have this much difficulty understanding people hmmmph

Chai Africans and proverbs

Nothing so illustrious, just that they're sexy animals which is what I aim to be

Don't worry I would never dream of thinking of u as a nice person

Ok, that's adorable

American Observer ...

Sexay animals? Mmm ok sha
You are not beautiful yet That you're still aiming is samthing I can't relate with o jare

Issorite, are u dreaming af me already?

Sabrwahaqqo:


Ok, that's adorable

American Observer ...

Sexay animals? Mmm ok sha
You are not beautiful yet That you're still aiming is samthing I can't relate with o jare

Issorite, are u dreaming af me already?

Oh my

Haha Amerigo-Nigerian please. Plus I schooled in Lag so i sabi everytin wellar

Yeah some animals are sexier than others nah. No be so? I'm not beautiful or I'm not beautiful yet, which one are u trying to say with these ur confusing sentences
It's always good to have something to strive for, even if it's just to get sexier

Yeah ur having some kain effect on me sha
It no dey dat dreams inducing level yet

MrsPhyno:

Oh my

Haha Amerigo-Nigerian please. Plus I schooled in Lag so i sabi everytin wellar

Yeah some animals are sexier than others nah. No be so? I'm not beautiful or I'm not beautiful yet, which one are u trying to say with these ur confusing sentences
It's always good to have something to strive for, even if it's just to get sexier

Yeah ur having some kain effect on me sha
It no dey dat dreams inducing level yet

, I just finished with Amala efo and chicken... So, don't really mind my compliments for the time being , my stomach is happy and am just trying to go Santa-Claus sharing happiness lool

That didn't skip my mind, but yo actually breathin' the American air now , just accept my submission wholeheartedly ... Must you argue every time

So, talking animals, what's yo favoriTe pet? Mine's the p ussy cat .

Aha! Don't make me feel shy jor .... Which kind effect be that hun? Warn urself ooo
Again? You ds girl are so very much twisty and cunny wt words yo tryn a implicate me! Argh!! , well, I didn't mean it d way yo taking it o jare... So, I mean what're you planning to do to gett Sexier? Maybe u could teach me some beauty enhancing tips

Sabrwahaqqo:

, I just finished with Amala efo and chicken... So, don't really mind my compliments for the time being , my stomach is happy and am just trying to go Santa-Claus sharing happiness lool

That didn't skip my mind, but yo actually breathin' the American air now , just accept my submission wholeheartedly ... Must you argue every time

So, talking animals, what's yo favoriTe pet? Mine's the p ussy cat .

Aha! Don't make me feel shy jor .... Which kind effect be that hun? Warn urself ooo
Again? You ds girl are so very much twisty and cunny wt words yo tryn a implicate me! Argh!! , well, I didn't mean it d way yo taking it o jare... So, I mean what're you planning to do to gett Sexier? Maybe u could teach me some beauty enhancing tips

Lol since a hungry man is an angry man by reverse a full man is a happy man I guess I go milk this moment

Sorry I think I should have gone for law instead of med cause I do argue a lot Dat na my charm

Pussssy cat indeed why not just say kitten or cat gosh males smh

You shy? Ifihear. I'm the one with twisty words?! Abeg tell the truth and let the devil be ashamed u na baba for dat area
But yeah implicating u is fun Lol /in ur voice/ what's in it for me if I tell u

MrsPhyno:

Lol since a hungry man is an angry man by reverse a full man is a happy man I guess I go milk this moment

Sorry I think I should have gone for law instead of med cause I do argue a lot Dat na my charm

Pussssy cat indeed why not just say kitten or cat gosh males smh

You shy? Ifihear. I'm the one with twisty words?! Abeg tell the truth and let the devil be ashamed u na baba for dat area
But yeah implicating u is fun Lol /in ur voice/ what's in it for me if I tell u

Ohoh! Your brain sharp die... If not dat oversharp will sound somewhat 'insulting' /in yo voice/ woulda used that instead. My paternal granny af blessed memory will say ; the way to a man's heart is through his belly

That's nat a bad trait for a medical student really. Curiosity is one af the basic fuels of science and if you don't know how to find out , how will u be able to give help? So, I think you're not on the wrong lane


Wareva jor.... You haven't answered my question tho

, You sef don dey show me some true colors na unintentionally tho, so I think uve gat tha potentials . Huh, yeah , I was wrong, u should hv read law not med since u derive optimum joy from creating something out af nathing . Chai! I pity ur huzby walahi.... Small mistake, yawa go gas! . Everybody has a price

Sabrwahaqqo:


Ohoh! Your brain sharp die... If not dat oversharp will sound somewhat 'insulting' /in yo voice/ woulda used that instead. My paternal granny af blessed memory will say ; the way to a man's heart is through his belly

That's nat a bad trait for a medical student really. Curiosity is one af the basic fuels of science and if you don't know how to find out , how will u be able to give help? So, I think you're not on the wrong lane


Wareva jor.... You haven't answered my question tho

, You sef don dey show me some true colors na unintentionally tho, so I think uve gat tha potentials . Huh, yeah , I was wrong, u should hv read law not med since u derive optimum joy from creating something out af nathing . Chai! I pity ur huzby walahi.... Small mistake, yawa go gas! . Everybody has a price

Lol stop making fun of me. U wind me up psychologically since it's hard to tell a compliment from an insult when u say it
Pfffft das trash must men like food?
Oh wait I'm being argumentative again

Ah yes Mr Scientist I hail. Tanks.

Oh yeah ur question. Well I'm not big on animals tbh I'm kinda scared of dogs but if I have to pick a pet then either a fish or a snake

Oh wow if you think I've got the potentials then I def do. I'm so flattered
I think the colloquial term in Naija is someone who likes 'looking for trouble' and dat sounds like me sha
Lol nah. I'm the sweetest in real life trrrust me
Das deep o. I agree to an extent. I have a price for something's but not everything

MrsPhyno:

Lol stop making fun of me. U wind me up psychologically since it's hard to tell a compliment from an insult when u say it
Pfffft das trash must men like food?
Oh wait I'm being argumentative again

Ah yes Mr Scientist I hail. Tanks.

Oh yeah ur question. Well I'm not big on animals tbh I'm kinda scared of dogs but if I have to pick a pet then either a fish or a snake

Oh wow if you think I've got the potentials then I def do. I'm so flattered
I think the colloquial term in Naija is someone who likes 'looking for trouble' and dat sounds like me sha
Lol nah. I'm the sweetest in real life trrrust me
Das deep o. I agree to an extent. I have a price for something's but not everything

Hahahaha , I'm a good student of our late lord and savior, George Carlin ,So wha d'u expect? ... Thank God you've taken to the control pill before I remind you, Good girl!


Ok , I'm a scientist and yo a doctor, so, call us Science Doctor smh

Dogs are cool animals tho, they could be fierce yh but are also man's bff call them fiercely friendly . , snakes? Have u ever eaten a snake? Pls don't tell me no! Cos I'll not hesitate to call you a loser and won't care if u call me foodie

Oh yh, yo preetie talented ...
Then, I think you should be d advenTurous type, that's unbad tho
How deep? As the Marina trench huh? , don't mind me I know whatchu mean . Same here, I'm more af an onlooker tho smh smh.... I could be weird they say. LoL.
I think u think too deep o jare , jez tell me your price on ds veri one jor and let's strike a deal

Sabrwahaqqo:


Hahahaha , I'm a good student of our late lord and savior, George Carlin ,So wha d'u expect? ... Thank God you've taken to the control pill before I remind you, Good girl!


Ok , I'm a scientist and yo a doctor, so, call us Science Doctor smh

Dogs are cool animals tho, they could be fierce yh but are also man's bff call them fiercely friendly . , snakes? Have u ever eaten a snake? Pls don't tell me no! Cos I'll not hesitate to call you a loser and won't care if u call me foodie

Oh yh, yo preetie talented ...
Then, I think you should be d advenTurous type, that's unbad tho
How deep? As the Marina trench huh? , don't mind me I know whatchu mean . Same here, I'm more af an onlooker tho smh smh.... I could be weird they say. LoL.
I think u think too deep o jare , jez tell me your price on ds veri one jor and let's strike a deal

Wow he's late? Too bad. Who's your favourite comedian, that's actually a very important question Mine is a tie between Dave Chapelle and Chris Rock
I have huge crushes on both of them even tho they're old enough to be my father I just have this thing for comedians so smart and funny

Us indeed Sounds good.

Yeah idky I'm scared of them it's not like I've had bad experiences. I once had to live with one for 2 weeks and I got used to it. Maybe its a lack of exposure tin.
Never eaten a snake and I'm actually tempted to call u a weirdo not a foodie

Don't make me blush abeg
Not actually adventurous, just over-happy. And I think I talk a good game iono if I can back it up

Hah! U tink is dat easy? Have u seen me ?
Also I saw the OP come here and I just felt rly bad about this thread derailing level 3764. OP if ur reading this, no vex

MrsPhyno:

Wow he's late? Too bad. Who's your favourite comedian, that's actually a very important question Mine is a tie between Dave Chapelle and Chris Rock
I have huge crushes on both of them even tho they're old enough to be my father I just have this thing for comedians so smart and funny

Us indeed Sounds good.

Yeah idky I'm scared of them it's not like I've had bad experiences. I once had to live with one for 2 weeks and I got used to it. Maybe its a lack of exposure tin.
Never eaten a snake and I'm actually tempted to call u a weirdo not a foodie

Don't make me blush abeg
Not actually adventurous, just over-happy. And I think I talk a good game iono if I can back it up

Hah! U tink is dat easy? Have u seen me ?
Also I saw the OP come here and I just felt rly bad about this thread derailing level 3764. OP if ur reading this, no vex

Am sorry, haven't gotten over Carlin since 2008, I've not gotten enough af him sef so save Carlin and my Nigerian jesters uhmm nobady for now.


What's wrong wd 'us' hun ? U don't like?


Loool, not my fault eating the 'crawler'... I was given it to eat.


Over happy over what what and what?
Sorry, I dint get that,what you mean you talk a good game


Yh,
I saw ur new dp, kinda inviting then I got arrested and I ended up getting detained in the custody af ecstasy for moments that seemed like eternity wherein my eyes I believe dilated a 100-fold transfixed on the mind-bugging goddess that stood before it ... Mehn, I thought I wouldn't be able to think for forever until I was jerked back to normalcy by a rather sudden alarm seeking my attention from Mother . .
So, If that's u on yo profile, yh, I've seen u nd yes, you're *muah!*

, OP will be like what are these mods for These derailers should've been banned by now!!!

Sabrwahaqqo:

Am sorry, haven't gotten over Carlin since 2008, I've not gotten enough af him sef so save Carlin and my Nigerian jesters uhmm nobady for now.


What's wrong wd 'us' hun ? U don't like?


Loool, not my fault eating the 'crawler'... I was given it to eat.


Over happy over what what and what?
Sorry, I dint get that,what you mean you talk a good game


Yh,
I saw ur new dp, kinda inviting then I got arrested and I ended up getting detained in the custody af ecstasy for moments that seemed like eternity wherein my eyes I believe dilated a 100-fold transfixed on the mind-bugging goddess that stood before it ... Mehn, I thought I wouldn't be able to think for forever until I was jerked back to normalcy by a rather sudden alarm seeking my attention from Mother . .
So, If that's u on yo profile, yh, I've seen u nd yes, you're *muah!*

, OP will be like what are these mods for These derailers should've been banned by now!!!

Awww. I know that feeling. Well not really, I can't empathize but at least I sympathize so Ok, who's your favourite Nigerian jester then. Mine na Bright Okpocha!!!

Nothing wrong at all.

In Naija, they gave u snake to eat? Nawa. I thought everyone was convinced it was a juju sumtin

I'm sanguine so. I'd like to be happy all the time lol. Not that I can't deal with reality, but I jus try to see the happy sides. I'm a joker too a like making people laugh
Meaning my mouth goes probably farther than my body/spirit is willing

Haha. Na me be dat sha. Thank you sah /prostrates/ I don't deserve this soliloquy

MrsPhyno:

Awww. I know that feeling. Well not really, I can't empathize but at least I sympathize so Ok, who's your favourite Nigerian jester then. Mine na Bright Okpocha!!!

Nothing wrong at all.

In Naija, they gave u snake to eat? Nawa. I thought everyone was convinced it was a juju sumtin

I'm sanguine so. I'd like to be happy all the time lol. Not that I can't deal with reality, but I jus try to see the happy sides. I'm a joker too a like making people laugh
Meaning my mouth goes probably farther than my body/spirit is willing

Haha. Na me be dat sha. Thank you sah /prostrates/ I don't deserve this soliloquy

Same hia Basketmouth all tha way . I sing his praises, somewhat esp when it's an argument.


I guessed right

Nah nah nah nah! Wrong impression! Just for the meat, nathing more!! And it was a one -time experience I'll love to revisit actually. #timeout in da vilige

That's my style too just that am nat too vocal (my weak point) they say. And af course it's not a complex issue. It's just the way I carry myself.- Mute happy yet vibrant . so, were similar yet opposite I deduce.


You've been a good companion so far so anything for ya . Anything to mk u feel like the angel that you are

Sabrwahaqqo:

Same hia Basketmouth all tha way . I sing his praises, somewhat esp when it's an argument.


I guessed right

Nah nah nah nah! Wrong impression! Just for the meat, nathing more!! And it was a one -time experience I'll love to revisit actually. #timeout in da vilige

That's my style too just that am nat too vocal (my weak point) they say. And af course it's not a complex issue. It's just the way I carry myself.- Mute happy yet vibrant . so, were similar yet opposite I deduce.


You've been a good companion so far so anything for ya . Anything to mk u feel like the angel that you are

Mmmm talented dude.

Good guesser (? Not a real word ? )

Lol Now you're stammering and sputtering instead of me all the time. Nice feeling

It's not a weak point. I (used to be/am) a very shy person so I empathize. You sound very noice

Wow angel too. Eze/Oba/Alhaji must hear this. I've joined u in your Wazobia quest o

MrsPhyno:

Mmmm talented dude.

Good guesser (? Not a real word ? )

Lol Now you're stammering and sputtering instead of me all the time. Nice feeling

It's not a weak point. I (used to be/am) a very shy person so I empathize. You sound very noice

Wow angel too. Eze/Oba/Alhaji must hear this. I've joined u in your Wazobia quest o

'Quite' talented when you're being international


Idea! Clapping for ya.... 'guesser' is acceptable hun! Swiri, yo spot on!


Ohoh! That was the intention I'll hit back harder, trust me! I'll let you know when I did.



Believe this is how I feel it, but its like I've a cooler in my mouth that calms and sorts my words before I air. I'm fukcing hating that!


Alhaji abi Emir... You forgot that was it from social studies?

BTW, what's WAZOBIA quest?

Sabrwahaqqo:

'Quite' talented when you're being international
Idea! Clapping for ya.... 'guesser' is acceptable hun! Swiri, yo spot on!

Ohoh! That was the intention I'll hit back harder, trust me! I'll let you know when I did.

Believe this is how I feel it, but its like I've a cooler in my mouth that calms and sorts my words before I air. I'm fukcing hating that!

Alhaji abi Emir... You forgot that was it from social studies?

BTW, what's WAZOBIA quest?

Quite meaning less so than other international comedians? Idont rly fink so. Just a different style. Or maybe quite means more so.....
I've found dat I don't rly like white comedians anyways even the lovely Russell Brand, black people are always like three times funnier

Tanks swiri /in Mr.Corks voice/

Go for it

Hmm so u wanna be more free, is that? Probably impossible. Once ur burdened with the kinda brain that overthinks everything then ur stuck with it forever

Ah right, emir. Thanks oluko

lol I was just trying to talk like u, wazobia quest is just the quest to learn all the Nigerian languages

MrsPhyno:

Quite meaning less so than other international comedians? Idont rly fink so. Just a different style. Or maybe quite means more so.....
I've found dat I don't rly like white comedians anyways even the lovely Russell Brand, black people are always like three times funnier

Tanks swiri /in Mr.Corks voice/

Go for it

Hmm so u wanna be more free, is that? Probably impossible. Once ur burdened with the kinda brain that overthinks everything then ur stuck with it forever

Ah right, emir. Thanks oluko

lol I was just trying to talk like u, wazobia quest is just the quest to learn all the Nigerian languages

Its ok, everybody has his own taste.... Bh my choice is the white man's


Yo highly welcome


Aiit, I advise u to be careful .... Esp. Out af ds veri thread.

I'm a try to be bera o jarey. My brain talks too much to itself.


lols oluko indeed... Maybe you'll pay back by teaching me Igbo.

Ohoh! Wish u all d bxt in de new interest I've kindled in u . And you knw 'all' will be gross ...


So, awayu doing today

Sabrwahaqqo:


Its ok, everybody has his own taste.... Bh my choice is the white man's


Yo highly welcome


Aiit, I advise u to be careful .... Esp. Out af ds veri thread.

I'm a try to be bera o jarey. My brain talks too much to itself.


lols oluko indeed... Maybe you'll pay back by teaching me Igbo.

Ohoh! Wish u all d bxt in de new interest I've kindled in u . And you knw 'all' will be gross ...


So, awayu doing today

Yeah ur slightly inferior taste
*in MI's voice* is allowed

I no dey fear
Actually i dey fear small this is an example of me talking a good game and not being able to back it up

Yeah try. For the sake of ur psychological welfare

Nna what is it u want to know? I go teach u the lil I know. U teach me more Yoruba cause all I know are sexual innuendo and insults

Pretty good. Boring Saturday to use to clean and organize Hope all s well on ur end

MrsPhyno:

Yeah ur slightly inferior taste
*in MI's voice* is allowed

I no dey fear
Actually i dey fear small this is an example of me talking a good game and not being able to back it up

Yeah try. For the sake of ur psychological welfare

Nna what is it u want to know? I go teach u the lil I know. U teach me more Yoruba cause all I know are sexual innuendo and insults

Pretty good. Boring Saturday to use to clean and organize Hope all s well on ur end

Now yo being judgmental! Kinda

LoLs. I'm devil? fear me a bit, that's good


O lenu bii iku padi mi -u get maut like death my buddy woman

I just did

Mine was full af activities o jare , from party to driving pops around to entertaining a she-guest mehn was an hectic day!... Looking forward to a serene Sunday.

Sabrwahaqqo:



Now yo being judgmental! Kinda

LoLs. I'm devil? fear me a bit, that's good


O lenu bii iku padi mi -u get maut like death my buddy woman

I just did

Mine was full af activities o jare , from party to driving pops around to entertaining a she-guest mehn was an hectic day!... Looking forward to a serene Sunday.

Just looking for more of ur trouble

Pft don't let it get to ur head

Lol for real? I think I even restrain myself a bit cause it's unladylike. The mouthiest chicks in Naija well..... You self sabi am

Eeyah. Hope it was fun sha
Ur Sunday will be serene while mine will be full of guilt but okay

MrsPhyno:

Just looking for more of ur trouble

Pft don't let it get to ur head

Lol for real? I think I even restrain myself a bit cause it's unladylike. The mouthiest chicks in Naija well..... You self sabi am

Eeyah. Hope it was fun sha
Ur Sunday will be serene while mine will be full of guilt but okay

C'mon now I'm not troublesome I am/ could be dove . Just tring to imitate the uneasy monkey


It's already there and Iam enjoying it


**confused** , dint get that


Uhmm , smh .... The food and the chitchats . The rest was wack mehn... My bones are tired and my body aches I think I need the massage!