rickfreeman:
Back when I was in secondary school all the girls I tried to get either rejected me or sent me to the friendzone As i dey now ehn. . . Im in 200L and I've never had a babe before. Chai! When oyibo pikin dey kiss at 10 years. Abeg somebody should come and help me out o

FTBOY:
it's strange because i know there're still worse suckers out there. i can also stay with a girl for years without sex if, and only if, i have no sexual inclination towards her and i'm gaining something good from her. i can't stay more than a week with a chic that arouses me but can't let me dig that pvssy.....it's a no-no

danbrowndmf:
go on and say what u feel for her!

ogorkojo:
Who b her?

cassyrooy:
Like seriously? I have tips if you want.

vizkiz:
so dem dey friendzone you untop 2go again Bros you need to pray oh Let me give you prayer point.

You will say "oh Lord, every power of friendzone in my life, what are you waiting for? Die!!!!!!!!!!

shoutout to my Mfm brothers

Deolaw:


Concentrate on achieving financially. Put your mind away from girls and they will run after you. You will even get tired of them. I have friends who never dated anyone during uni not because they are so religious or guru, maybe because of low self esteem, but now are ladies men .

Don't ever give up!

Achievement will change your story. They will even ask you out. Take my words... Ok?

But if you insist you need one now. Take this steps.
1. Don't dress to impress. Dress to fit.
2. Be yourself
3. Don't make your crush too important. Pretend she is just a normal girl
4. Never miss your opportunity to make her laugh. Don't be a clown though. Just do this maturely.
5. Invite her to a date. Money isn't a barrier. Just buy her lunch and woo her formally or in a cooperate way. They love it.
5b. Smile to her friends. Don't be a talk active. Put them in the dark. Suspense.
5c. Don't let her bring her friends to your dates. Avoid romantic talks in front of her friends.
6. If she says no, try again and again with good spacing. If still no, go to the next girl.
7. Key thing: Don't ask her if she has a bf. Never ever do. They all claim they do and that's a step backward for you. Don't discuss about the bf if she tells you she has one by herself.
8. Don't try to copy her bf/ex. Be yourself.
9. Don't give up on achieving your goal.


I will add more when I remember.
Happy toasting!
Cheers!

saintkel:
easy bro dats my wife o. By d way WTF is friend zone

Krimmy:
After reading all dis comments 4rm guys, I actually understand how guys feel wen u friend zone dem. I feel awful 4 all d guys dat have received dis awful treatment 4rm me.. There is dis guy dat I've known since ma childhood. He's been there 4 me always, then 2yrs ago he confessed his feelings 2 me buh wat did I do? I turned him down, telling him dat I Luv wat we share n wouldn't want dating him 2 ruin it 4 us. He felt so rejected n was moody 4 a long time. We r still friends now buh not d way we used 2 b. Tinx changed n I kept complaining dat he has changed buh now I truly understand hw he felt wen I rejected his proposal 2 date me :'

debque:
There was a girl I liked den in d uni(200l) n I also knew she liked me too bt den d liver Neva dey wella..D girl Ll sit on me climb me try to play with me BT taah!! my mumu den no get part 2....fastfoward to 300l..I asked her out n she told me "awww u kno u are my closest frnd I have in this sch", that was wen my eye opened knowing well that I have been granted d position of d chief ALaafin of friendzone Land..atleast I ddnt spend on her.....from DAT day me n d gal Neva still yarn till today...nao its either yes or I go d oda way...

Krimmy:
After reading all dis comments 4rm guys, I actually understand how guys feel wen u friend zone dem. I feel awful 4 all d guys dat have received dis awful treatment 4rm me.. There is dis guy dat I've known since ma childhood. He's been there 4 me always, then 2yrs ago he confessed his feelings 2 me buh wat did I do? I turned him down, telling him dat I Luv wat we share n wouldn't want dating him 2 ruin it 4 us. He felt so rejected n was moody 4 a long time. We r still friends now buh not d way we used 2 b. Tinx changed n I kept complaining dat he has changed buh now I truly understand hw he felt wen I rejected his proposal 2 date me :'

Touchey:

You should be.

Touchey:

You should be.

Vig86:

She aroused me throughout the period we were together but we ignored our bodies like it never existed. I didn't even hide it, I would go around my room carrying my D*ck like security man's torch. I had a girl friend during that time but a distant one.

danbrowndmf:
This happened some years back when 2go was still very much active.A friend of mine shared this girl for me,we started chating and getting along very well,so to me the way she was chatting and calling me then shows she's given me the green light, i asked her out she told she has a boyfriend,but still she never stop calling and chatting with me,and i was hoping something would happened. I called her most times to even ask of the guy and he to do send his regards to me,neither do i know i have been transfered to the most populated area in the world "Friendzone".to cut the story short,she got admission into my school,i asked her out again knowing fully well she's no longer with the guy again,mhen you have to hear the stupid reply she gave to me,in her word and i quote "Daniel i love u so much and i don't want to loose you,and if we date we would surely have issues and breakup someday and i love u so much i don't want to loose u" after this statement then i really know i have been residing in the friendzone area for 3years,thats how i ran out of the friendzone.The worst part i once send her airtime to call her bf when they were still dating.ThankGod ts upto 2years now i left the friendzone arena


Share your friendzone story.

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mhizk el
cherr yice
sasssy bea

harristo:


It is quite normal to not have romantic feelings for someone who has towards you. And it is normal to have romantic feelings for someone who doesn't have such feelings for you. Such is the reality of life.
Only an idiot would expect everyone they have romantic feelings for to feel the same. It is normal for a girl to want just be friends with a guy.
You shouldn't feel guilty, and the guy should realize and accept the reality of life.

Vig86:

I respect her the most. She has principle. She is not with the guy now but she loved the guy. I think the guy wanted to marry the girl but family issue didn't go well. She said that though she is free now, she can't date me. That she can't stand me. She still feel that she did bad thing to me because she would go the guy house and still came back to my house and sleep. I tried too, it is not easy knowing that the girl you love had gone to make love with another person. I know she would have considered dating me for real if I had insisted but I value her more now and she will always be my best friend.

kilokeys:
dechandel... Well done o..
I must get my deliverance this year 2015

sauceEEP:
Babes ain't sincere shaa,so na only guys dey share their freindzoning experience...... Does it mean guy's no dey friendzone babe?
Meanwhile I had this babe that I loved so much,she was fun to be the first time I approached her,I made it clear that all l wanted was just friendship no strings attached, she accepted.

During the course of the friendship, she started development feelings for me but because I recently broke up with my ex l ignored the tell tale signs, all I wanted was just to have fun. It got to a point that she asked me, guy what are we into? Are we dating or what? I reiterated my earlier stand that we are just friends.

After one month, she repeated the same question again and I made my earlier position known to her. She even asked me one time if she's free to date any guy that she likes and I answered her in the affirmative.
But now I must confess that I've fallen head over heels in love with her but because I friendzoned her initially am kinda scared what her response would be if I decide to take it to the next level with her.

danbrowndmf:
migwo! Lols sorry i quoted the wrong person!

Krimmy:


I am. Buh u knw it doesn't mean dat I ought 2 date every guy dat ask me out.

Vig86:
During my university days but I didn't and still don't see that as friendzone. She was actually spending for me, she hardly leave my house. Everyone in the lounge thought I was flinging her but I never did. She had a boyfriend during that time. When I chyked the girl, she told me about the guy and her principles. That she can never double date. I respected her stand. She is a beautiful girl that added some value to my swag. She really loved me. She spent on me, she called me almost everyday, she would call me every morning to wake me up for morning Mass. On sunday, I didn't get option than to get prepared and wait for her to come so we would go to church. I still miss her shaa. I turned a church boy. She would buy me some prayer books, not that she was into church like that. She found out that I don't go to church and put it upon herself. She stroll with me instead of her boy friend. She would drag me to the market. Her family know me but they didn't know her boyfriend. I didn't lose but konji nearly kill me shaa. I disturbed her till she bought 'WHAT'. We would play What all day. I knew why she bought the What but kept it to myself. She bought the What to take my mind off her 'thing'. One day, after I have served(NYSC), she took the picture of the What and send to me. She said, "I value this What more than any other thing, I don't play this what with anybody". I felt like crying. I also took the pictures of some prayer books she bought me and sent to her, she laughed. I knew she appreciated it. So, I won't call my own friendzone. I didn't lose anything. I respect that girl up to today. She would sleep carelessly with me in my bed, and when I asked her why she wasn't afraid of me forcing her for sex, she said, "because I trust you even more than myself".

danbrowndmf:
When a guy/girl u ought to date permanently keep u as a mere friend.

FTBOY:
she played on your naivety...simple! whatever she gave you was the price she had to pay for presenting you to the world as her man while otherwise was the case (u even added that her family didn't know her real boyfriend). and it's easy to tell that she spent more time with you than with her bf....she only visited that one when she needed her honeypot dug, then she would come back and play whot with her ''handbag''. like i said before, i've seen guys who did worse than u did, so i'm not condemning you totally. a girl once tried that with me during my school days...of course, she did all the spending. she would ask me to hang out with her and her gfs to shop or see a movie at the cinema. but if i made advances on her, she would remind me she had a bf. well, i ended up fvcking one her pals and she got to know. she got so jealous and quarreled with her. someone asked her what happened and she said her friend tried to snatch her bf. so who's the boyfriend now?
bro...u fvcked up

jayAjoku:
duuuuuuudeeeeee , mah nigga you were like the bloody gcfr of the friendzone dayum

phabulous88:
Eh yah! Assistant boyfriend.