I was busy at my day job...jabs at who? plonkers don't move me... how you dey haneefahade? Your serenity is awesome even when people can chose to be stupid, crass and mentally impaired as a result of PTSD, SCHIZOPHRENIA etc you still chose to be this serene person.... seasoned with grace. kudos to you....meanwhile planks don't stay cool dont bother yourself.

HaneefahAde:


I'm sure he has gotten the mssg. Stay cool and try and ignore the jabs.

what? for just one entity harsh!

BossKratos:




Mumu!!!Keep asking dumb questions as if I'm one of your fellow simians! I don't understand ape speak abeg!




Abeg get the _fuck off my mentions you vacuous entity! You are still under construction!






Cursed goat!!!

don't bother that character has a seriously LOW SELF ESTEEM.

BossKratos:






I expected nothing less! Your mother your father insults? What else does an untrained, uncouth _moron With cheap internet access have to offer except empty rhetoric? NOTHING! Just like the contents of your skull!


You call your name "daretodiffer" as if it means something to me! Maybe your name rings a bell in the animal kingdom but not here you _sperm drinking daughter of a 1000 looney fathers! You are a cheap prostitute, gods only mistake and I'm sure you are a consistent rape victim due to your affinity for area boys and keke napep drivers!




You lack good graces, class, social status, wits, manners, good hygiene, a job, good grades, a man, family and even a soul! Your daily life surely reeks of unending poverty and struggle and the best practices of the olosho lifestyle! I'm sure even your dreams are in black and white, since you can't even afford to visualise things in color!






But its not really your fault, you are the descendant of a fallen demon,the spawn of an ogre, a poltroon, a glorified chibok girl wannabe! How sad! As for your non existent family life, I know your frustrations come from the endless struggle of living below the poverty line, its the reason why your younger sister is my _bitch and your kid brother is my number 1 fan! As for your mom, I think you should show us some respect and close the door on your way out, she is currently juggling my _balls in her mouth! That skill is how I'm going to help her join the circus!





Now kindly swerve into the pits of hell you dememnted, disease ravaged, psychotic nairaland nuisance! Your life is like a greek tragedy! Or better yet a stage play named "bastardio en differ"!





**_shits on the bloody _idiots skull**

haneefahade I told you to leash Daretodiffer but instead you allowed her to open another account morountodun...not all guys are as tolerant as myself....

what da Bleep!!!

Lezzlie:


The last debate between us got you banned as I stretched your mental limits to its crack point, you had to resort to lame harangue and uncorrelated expletives!!!


I'm on a self-imposed restriction from lacing you with my garb of death-words; loyalty's sake and a friend's impression of you have saved you my trademark onslaught!!!

But you don't really need it, there's a scathing shellacking on-going by BossKratos and it's of the sort to leave your heart haemorrhaging days after now

Lezzlie:



Lolz, isnt it sort of ironic. You're in Scotland studying law, and I, Leslie, whom you say is jobless, home based and mommy-dependent will school you in the art of sophisticated, diplomatic diss.

Lolz, you're culturally inassimilable, intellectually porous and emotionally inconstant.

You even lack clever spontaneity in witty improvisation.

Stay away from NL, the threads and your offline activities are creating a rift too wide for your mental architecture to bridge up!!!

I'll leave you now, and please do not stalk me with a mention.

You arent even fine to make me overleap your fiddling mentality.

what a brutality

praxisnetworks:
don't bother that character has a seriously LOW SELF ESTEEM.



haneefahade I told you to leash Daretodiffer but instead you allowed her to open another account morountodun...not all guys are as tolerant as myself....

lol strong one!

praxisnetworks:
what da Bleep!!!

Don't mind that scarry-looking imposter with the demeanour of a peasant!!!


She never ever imagined she'll get a PM in her life!!!

So brandishing one is a mark of social grandeur in her circle of ugly , men-depraved beldames.

Alternates everywhere

praxisnetworks:
So OBSESSED WITH ME..... to open six accounts yet another..... morountodun....seems am her occupation now.

That's a reflection of her mental retardation, bro.

Each created moniker represents one more mental huddle she couldn't scale through.

HaneefahAde:


Lolz, hmmm, this guy, ehn. Thanks for the compliments though.

Compliment? Hardly!!!

You stand parallel in virtue, sophistication and feminine poise from your friend.

I do not compliment or flatter you; I say it just the way I perceive you.

I've always told my colleagues, if you get a lady with intelligence and wisdom, make her your partner in the sojourn of life.....

.....and you make me remember those words.

gang.bang!!!

lezz:
1) Nigerian women rank bottom last in the global desirability index!!!

2) They are the most unnatural in looks and physical appearance. Common, the hair isn't hers, neither are the nails or lashes. She spends half her time and 40% of her partners' resources in bleaching creams and personal accessories trying to be like a Caucasian woman.

3) She's_fucking expensive and naggy. She has to do her hair twice monthly, fixed her nails and toenails. She relishes eating out than preparing home-made meals.

4) She's less romantic and more dependent than her counterpart from other climes.

The typical Nigerian woman doesnt really know how to please a man in bed. She spends her entire time shopping for clothes she'll soon grow out of, because she eats more junk food in hangouts than she has the time to excercise away.

She is so impassive in bed like a drunken sponger, she actually gives you sex as an act of obligation. While her counterparts wants to take you balls deep.

5) When she marries you, she expects you to father her entire family along. A typical Nigerian girl won't see anything wrong in bringing 4 of her siblings to come live with you, but if you have just one of your sibling around, she will whine and scold and frustrate the life of your sibling.

6)An average nigerian girl loses her charms few years after she settles in the security of marriage. She doubles her sleep time and her weight balloons up , tommy sags, laps wrinkle and she floats around the house either with wrapper around her waist or an oversized, shapeless nightgown.

7) The average Nigerian university girl is a feminist-wana-be. And she doesnt even have the brain to grasp the concept of the word!!!

8} Let's be blunt, the hair of the average naija babe stink of stale sweat and dead cells!!! They don't even bother washing it. They cover it up with polythene when they bathe and it's almost air tight. That's why they wear perfumes and deodorants like corpse.

9) Only Nigerian babes ask for credit cards with which to call you. Where's the fun when you call me with my own money ?

10) Nigerian girls can never love your mother, yet they'll want you to mollycoddle their own mothers and be the Tarzan of their family.

These girls are not dependable and they have a knack for thinking they are the best thing to happen to mankind.

Can't even take them swimming, they need to go find what to cover their silly hair with. If the hair isn't wet and dripping , soaked to her skin like her swimming suit where the hell is the fun?

Sheesh! who hurt you?
1.Nigerian women rank bottom last in the....Thrash !thrash! thrash! What yeye index is that? Whre is the proof? Why dont i see a link to your so called "index".?

2.And so?.Women LOVE preening.Its part of them.If they dont look good or make up you will still complain.You keep generalizing.who told you all Nigerian women use bleaching creams and want to look caucasian?

3.Its either you watch too many Naija films that keep showcasing "posh girls" or you are very blind and shallow minded .

4.You seem not to realise that you are in a third world country.How do you want the girls to be romantic?Jump into the ocean when you say so?Let you spank her?(You're obviously into that)Candlelit dinners? :/ . Are Nigerian men romantic.Stop watching so many Foreign romance movies and face reality.
.Rubbish! After watching so many professional porn stars you want to turn every girl into one.Nigerian men are selfish, all they ever want is to cum then sleep.The woman can then go to hell.So women shoudnt go shopping because of possible weight increase? Thrash.What about all the pot belied nigerian men?.

5.This crap is a typical nolywood plot.
6.Dont want your wifey to lose her charms? Take care of her! Simple.You married her,balloned her with pregnancy and now its responsibility to support her financially and emotionally . Occasionally buy her sexy lingerie,compliment her,remind her that you still care and watch her spark!

7.See your ignorance? Why are you such a woman hater?! Who told that the average female Uni student IS a "feminist wanna be". You've got issues.

8.So you watch girls "cover their hair with polythene to bathe" everywhere you go? EVERYBODY stinks.thats why deodorant and perfumes were invented. The average Nigerian girl washes her hair when it isn't made.Na you know the kin girls u dey date.

9.oh really? Only nigerian girls.Have you been to Ghana?Who told u that all nigerian girls are like that?

10.Another overused nollywood plot.
SMH.see how you are contradicting yourself? You complained about"smelly hair" and "polythene" now you want girls to soak their hair in the pool without covering it. Do you think black women have the same hair type as white women or what?.Damp kinky hair is prone to getting smelly than straight curly hair...
Now stop whining like a jilted lover and man up.

real gang banging

FTBOY:
gang.bang!!!

Lezzlie:
Compliment? Hardly!!!

You stand parallel in virtue, sophistication and feminine poise from your friend.

I do not compliment or flatter you; I say it just the way I perceive you.

I've always told my colleagues, if you get a lady with intelligence and wisdom, make her your partner in the sojourn of life.....

.....and you make me remember those words.

Hmmm, thanks. How was ur day?

praxisnetworks:
I was busy at my day job...jabs at who? plonkers don't move me... how you dey haneefahade? Your serenity is awesome even when people can chose to be stupid, crass and mentally impaired as a result of PTSD, SCHIZOPHRENIA etc you still chose to be this serene person.... seasoned with grace. kudos to you....meanwhile planks don't stay cool dont bother yourself.

I'm fine, you?

I don't appreciate being called in btw fights when both parties ain't ready to behave. She is my friend, yh, I consider her a sis, yh. But, you guys should settle issues amicably like adults stop calling me in really.

Curious now, are you those numerous monikers? And why are you or were you so keen on making friends with someone who isn't interested in being one and hates ur guts?

Hope you had a nice day?

friendship claims are but a figment of a delirious imagination of a prattle filled bonehead.

meanwhile am just praxisnetworks...... others she acquired through her wayward lifestyle as a plank.

HaneefahAde:


I'm fine, you?

I don't appreciate being called in btw fights when both parties ain't ready to behave. She is my friend, yh, I consider her a sis, yh. But, you guys should settle issues amicably like adults stop calling me in really.

Curious now, are you those numerous monikers? And why are you or were you so keen on making friends with someone who isn't interested in being one and hates ur guts?

Hope you had a nice day?

praxisnetworks:
friendship claims are but a figment of a delirious imagination of a prattle filled bonehead

Lolz, if you say so.

The only thingI can see here is bitterness. I love black men not necessary Nigerian. Nothung can be more fake than going under the knife. Nigerian are beautiful and best wives that's y 3 of my frds are married to cute American men. At the end even going under the knife Is a choice . No white woman will take all that is thrown at a woman by Nigeria men. A Nigeria man who marries a white will cook wash etc but not when he is married to Nigeria women. I don't think anyone takes care of their eives and children like a Nigeria man. My point everyone has their highs and lows. Our choices differs

Audray:
Sheesh! who hurt you?
1.Nigerian women rank bottom last in the....Thrash !thrash! thrash! What yeye index is that? Whre is the proof? Why dont i see a link to your so called "index".?

sweetie, you are late coz this thread has long served it's purpose: to counter a previous anti nigerian men thread created by one deluded feminist sociopath like daretodiffer.

and again, don't you think the Op's writeup affects you too? you naija girls are never original.....would it have hurt if you used your real name - ekwutos, ngozi, ekate, iyabo or zainab - as moniker instead of audray....which is foreign?




hypocrite!

chykere:
The only thingI can see here is bitterness. I love black men not necessary Nigerian. Nothung can be more fake than going under the knife. Nigerian are beautiful and best wives that's y 3 of my frds are married to cute American men. At the end even going under the knife Is a choice . No white woman will take all that is thrown at a woman by Nigeria men. A Nigeria man who marries a white will cook wash etc but not when he is married to Nigeria women. I don't think anyone takes care of their eives and children like a Nigeria man. My point everyone has their highs and lows. Our choices differs

if you have a choice you could have joined your friends to marry a rich white man who would do all the house chores while you sit on the sofa, watching dstv and polishing your nails....but you don't! you're still chikere...... the village girl!

FTBOY:
sweetie, you are late coz this thread has long served it's purpose: to counter a previous anti nigerian men thread created by one deluded feminist sociopath like daretodiffer.
and again, don't you think the Op's writeup affects you too? you naija girls are never original.....would it have hurt if you used your real name - ekwutos, ngozi, ekate, iyabo or zainab - as moniker instead of audray....which is foreign?
hypocrite!

Funny

HaneefahAde:


Hmmm, thanks. How was ur day?

It was boring, just coming in from a night out!!!

All the threads in FP are uninspiring. NL needs new materials.

Do you sleep late?

Audray:
Sheesh! who hurt you?
1.Nigerian women rank bottom last in the....Thrash !thrash! thrash! What yeye index is that? Whre is the proof? Why dont i see a link to your so called "index".?

2.And so?.Women LOVE preening.Its part of them.If they dont look good or make up you will still complain.You keep generalizing.who told you all Nigerian women use bleaching creams and want to look caucasian?

3.Its either you watch too many Naija films that keep showcasing "posh girls" or you are very blind and shallow minded .

4.You seem not to realise that you are in a third world country.How do you want the girls to be romantic?Jump into the ocean when you say so?Let you spank her?(You're obviously into that)Candlelit dinners? :/ . Are Nigerian men romantic.Stop watching so many Foreign romance movies and face reality.
.Rubbish! After watching so many professional porn stars you want to turn every girl into one.Nigerian men are selfish, all they ever want is to cum then sleep.The woman can then go to hell.So women shoudnt go shopping because of possible weight increase? Thrash.What about all the pot belied nigerian men?.

5.This crap is a typical nolywood plot.
6.Dont want your wifey to lose her charms? Take care of her! Simple.You married her,balloned her with pregnancy and now its responsibility to support her financially and emotionally . Occasionally buy her sexy lingerie,compliment her,remind her that you still care and watch her spark!

7.See your ignorance? Why are you such a woman hater?! Who told that the average female Uni student IS a "feminist wanna be". You've got issues.

8.So you watch girls "cover their hair with polythene to bathe" everywhere you go? EVERYBODY stinks.thats why deodorant and perfumes were invented. The average Nigerian girl washes her hair when it isn't made.Na you know the kin girls u dey date.

9.oh really? Only nigerian girls.Have you been to Ghana?Who told u that all nigerian girls are like that?

10.Another overused nollywood plot.
SMH.see how you are contradicting yourself? You complained about"smelly hair" and "polythene" now you want girls to soak their hair in the pool without covering it. Do you think black women have the same hair type as white women or what?.Damp kinky hair is prone to getting smelly than straight curly hair...
Now stop whining like a jilted lover and man up.

Sist, you're too late, dumb and emotional to swing the tide of this thread!!!

Go take a bathe and soak off your delusions.

Lezzlie:
It was boring, just coming in from a night out!!!

All the threads in FP are uninspiring. NL needs new materials.

Do you sleep late?

Eeyah, sorry about that.

As in ehn, you can say that again.

No, I don't. Y do you ask?

HaneefahAde:


Eeyah, sorry about that.

As in ehn, you can say that again.

No, I don't. Y do you ask?

Just wondering if I could tarry the night along, it's kind of boring here , and I could really make do with some intelligent, idle chat.

Lezzlie:




Sist, you're too late, dumb and emotional to swing the tide of this thread!!!

Go take a bathe and soak off your delusions.

Oh! Thats why you even created this thread sef.To "swing tides". SMH. I only came to confute your yeye points ,not "swing tides" with you. I know that you know that you make zero sense and you are the dumb and deluded one. Look,that you got dumped isnt much of a big deal ok? Is anyone forcing you to date? If you like become a monk or a eunuch.Na ur body. You think you're so perfect? Not in a thousand lives. Your insultive comments here speaks volumes of your person.A conceited, self righteous ass..

Audray:
Oh! Thats why you even created this thread sef.To "swing tides". SMH. I only came to confute your yeye points ,not "swing tides" with you. I know that you know that you make zero sense and you are the dumb and deluded one. Look,that you got dumped isnt much of a big deal ok? Is anyone forcing you to date? If you like become a monk or a eunuch.Na ur body. You think you're so perfect? Not in a thousand lives. Your insultive comments here speaks volumes of your person.A conceited, self righteous ass..

You can't even spring an intelligent point without sounding like an epileptic nanus!!!

You came late and your point don't even make sense. Even platyrrhinian monkeys will find your attempt at logic pitiable.

Audrey, fake-ass loonie!!! Your name is a phoney as the hair in your head. And your stupidity is as sure as the nails in your fingers aren't yours!!!

Go drown in your tears and stop your ovulating rants!!!

FTBOY:
sweetie, you are late coz this thread has long served it's purpose: to counter a previous anti nigerian men thread created by one deluded feminist sociopath like daretodiffer.

and again, don't you think the Op's writeup affects you too? you naija girls are never original.....would it have hurt if you used your real name - ekwutos, ngozi, ekate, iyabo or zainab - as moniker instead of audray....which is foreign?




hypocrite!

See how you are talking thoughtlessly? Sure "audray" is a corruption of the name "Audrey" which happens to be my real name.Are you trying to say that you don know that Nigerians go by English/American names? Where are you? 124 B.C? Oh!how come you dint use YOUR real name nko?Mr FTBOY... Who's the hipocrite now?. Of course the write up affects me because it is ridiculous and Btw Daretodiffer was soo on point. Naija girls are never original my ass...You men woudnt know a good thing even if it walked up to you and slapped you in the face.SMH.

Lezzlie:
You can't even spring an intelligent point without sounding like an epileptic nanus!!!

You came late and your point don't even make sense. Even platyrrhinian monkeys will find your attempt at logic pitiable.

Audrey, fake-ass loonie!!! Your name is a phoney as the hair in your head. And your stupidity is as sure as the nails in your fingers aren't yours!!!

Go drown in your tears and stop your ovulating rants!!!

.Oh puh-lease! Havent you got something better to hit at than my name and hair? Your first paragraph describes you perfectly well. Why not confute my points with "more sensible " ones since you are so "intelligent" Huh?. You keep whining"you are late!" "you are late!" like a darn four year old. Hell! I am late how? Late for"tide swinging?" pft. The point of my comment was to get you to see it which you have and are obviously so pained that using verbose insults makes you feel better. I stick to my earlier comments.
PS: My hair is "on" not "in" my head.
These nails on my fingers?...pretty sure they are mine.
See! You are not so perfect after all lezzlie...

Audray:
.Oh puh-lease! Havent you got something better to hit at than my name and hair? Your first paragraph describes you perfectly well. Why not confute my points with "more sensible " ones since you are so "intelligent" Huh?. You keep whining"you are late!" "you are late!" like a darn four year old. Hell! I am late how? Late for"tide swinging?" pft. The point of my comment was to get you to see it which you have and are obviously so pained that using verbose insults makes you feel better. I stick to my earlier comments.
PS: My hair is "on" not "in" my head.
These nails on my fingers?...pretty sure they are mine.
See! You are not so perfect after all lezzlie...

OK. You've made your point. A good round of applause.
We call it a day now.

postmann:



OK. You've made your point. A good round of applause.
We call it a day now.

And...you must be the umpire. Did i mention your name here? Busy body.

Audray:
And...you must be the umpire. Did i mention your name here? Busy body.

Its a forum where anybody can quote or mention anybody.