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Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by makydee(f): 1:21pm On Jan 18, 2017

danbrowndmf:
go away bad child

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Nobody: 1:21pm On Jan 18, 2017

danbrowndmf:
yes i know you.we may not be chatting but i do see your previous moniker frequently...plus i do check your dp. now you know how much i know you?

that's kinda creepy

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by danbrowndmf(m): 1:23pm On Jan 18, 2017

makydee:

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by danbrowndmf(m): 1:26pm On Jan 18, 2017

DeepFriedPuff:
that's kinda creepy

you can say im watching over you as a guardian angel tongue

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by AlphaStyles(m): 1:30pm On Jan 18, 2017

I go chop money tire

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Nobody: 1:32pm On Jan 18, 2017

danbrowndmf:
you can say im watching over you as a guardian angel

or a crazed murder

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by danbrowndmf(m): 1:35pm On Jan 18, 2017

DeepFriedPuff:
or a crazed murder

lol. internet murdrer? no an angel to watch over you from cyber bully grin

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by adegeye38(m): 1:41pm On Jan 18, 2017

LecciGucci:
LOL THIS GUYS ARE CRAZY IMAGINING THIS LOOKS DISGUSTIN TO ME... I THNK GOD IM A MAN OH.. COZ I FOR DEY REGRET...
NOTHING BEATS THRUSTING A GAL WIT UR ROCKY BONER ..

AND STARING AT HER and HEARING THOSE PAINFUL MOANING.. MAKES IT MORE ENJOYABLE .
Gives u dat feeling of "YES IM D MAN"
N makes u even get harder bonner

VERY WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by centboy123456(m): 1:42pm On Jan 18, 2017

makydee:
I'll probably give myself hāndjob and play with my balls every minute
Walk around in boxers too

Lol u are a bad girl

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Nobody: 1:44pm On Jan 18, 2017

danbrowndmf:
lol. internet murdrer? no an angel to watch over you from cyber bully

m'kay.
A guy called me a unrefined imbeclie ,the other day
.....what u gon do about it "guardian Angel"

? Kick his booty grin

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by dacovajnr: 1:44pm On Jan 18, 2017

makydee:
I'll probably give myself hāndjob and play with my balls every minute
Walk around in boxers too

Bleep! You obviously self-service grin

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by MrPRevailer(m): 1:48pm On Jan 18, 2017

ehhh!!

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by danbrowndmf(m): 2:01pm On Jan 18, 2017

DeepFriedPuff:
m'kay.
A guy called me a unrefined imbeclie ,the other day
.....what u gon do about it "guardian Angel"? Kick his booty

lemme laugh first cus that insult is actually top notch grin

when next i see the guy he will definately be a dead man angry

your dp is funny.... grin

team small breast? grin

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Nobody: 2:07pm On Jan 18, 2017

danbrowndmf:
lemme laugh first cus that insult is actually top notch
when next i see the guy he will definately be a dead man
your dp is funny.... team small breast?

SEE!!! I just made that up ta test u undecided

u failed

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by OneManLegion(m): 2:14pm On Jan 18, 2017

LecciGucci:
LOL THIS GUYS ARE CRAZY IMAGINING THIS LOOKS DISGUSTIN TO ME... I THNK GOD IM A MAN OH.. COZ I FOR DEY REGRET...
NOTHING BEATS THRUSTING A GAL WIT UR ROCKY BONER ..

AND STARING AT HER and HEARING THOSE PAINFUL MOANING.. MAKES IT MORE ENJOYABLE .
Gives u dat feeling of "YES IM D MAN"
N makes u even get harder bonner

VERY WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE

Na only you dey my wavelength, biko. Tiri botus of orijin for you jarey.

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by centboy123456(m): 2:16pm On Jan 18, 2017

makydee:

U look beautiful

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Mufasa27(m): 2:19pm On Jan 18, 2017

Deseo:
Hmmm coming back as a guy? Hmmmm nothing o. I enjoy being a girl jare can't even think of what I'd do besides begging God to give me back my gender.

But I've always wondered how it feels to walk around bare chested.

How do you guys even walk around comfortably with a rod in-between your legs? How is it that you don't burst you balls?

How is it that you don't burst your breast

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by makydee(f): 2:19pm On Jan 18, 2017

centboy123456:

U look beautiful

Thanks

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by danbrowndmf(m): 2:23pm On Jan 18, 2017

DeepFriedPuff:
SEE!!! I just made that up ta test u u failed

i did not. you never even show me the guy who insulted you..will i fight a thin air grin

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Mufasa27(m): 2:24pm On Jan 18, 2017

Nomfanelo99:
I'll be like next life !!! being a guy sucks

you are Breastful shocked

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by mikejegede(m): 2:24pm On Jan 18, 2017

i for spoil sha...

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Nobody: 2:26pm On Jan 18, 2017

danbrowndmf:
i did not. you never even show me the guy who insulted you..will i fight a thin air ?

u never ask either undecided

"angel,"

Anyways away from that. I have a serious question:

Why did u think it was OK to talk about my breast,my private body part

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Nobody: 2:29pm On Jan 18, 2017

men with cross dresser tendencies, 85% of this shit niggas are going on about, yhu dont to be a woman for that.
wouldnt want to comeback as women, enjoying being a man abeg. 100%

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by centboy123456(m): 2:33pm On Jan 18, 2017

makydee:
Thanks

Yea I don't know can we be friends pls just wanna know you and I want us to be friends hope to hear form u soon

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by danbrowndmf(m): 2:34pm On Jan 18, 2017

DeepFriedPuff:
u never ask either "angel,"

Anyways away from that. I have a serious question:

Why did u think it was OK to talk about my breast,my private body part??

oh sorry dear...i joke alot.if the breast joke get the wrong part of you..my sincere apology. cry

going out right now...when im back i will mention you. wink

enjoy the rest of your day.

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by makydee(f): 2:37pm On Jan 18, 2017

centboy123456:

Yea I don't know can we be friends pls just wanna know you and I want us to be friends hope to hear form u soon

Okay

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by omenka1: 2:38pm On Jan 18, 2017

l thank Jah for creating me as a man, but if mistakenly l happened to come out as a woman, then K-Kardashian for be my DULLEST apprentice

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Nobody: 2:42pm On Jan 18, 2017

Fedayeen02:
I wi ll reply every PM sent by guys on Nairaland

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by centboy123456(m): 2:51pm On Jan 18, 2017

makydee:
Okay

Ok can I have ur whatapp N#umber plSssssss

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by Greedgod: 2:59pm On Jan 18, 2017

makydee:
I'll probably give myself hāndjob and play with my balls every minute
Walk around in boxers too

baby u can practise by playing with mine

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by timmydahpeace(f): 3:09pm On Jan 18, 2017

SalomonKane:
What else is there to talk about?

mumu...everything......ashawo blunder....must you talk about sex.....yamnpacha!!! undecided

Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by SalomonKane: 3:17pm On Jan 18, 2017

timmydahpeace:
mumu...everything......ashawo blunder....must you talk about sex.....yamnpacha!!!

You need help, seriously. You're incoherent, hope you know this. tongue

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