Bumbae1:

Yes he knows its pure hate .. even god co sign d hate seff
Yh me too but they dont play d song much thank god
Yes pure hate he bleeped two of my now Ex friends .. ( b!tches are dangerous ) lol dont bring ur man around certains once lol

Bleeped your friends ... Dude is the devil himself.

About bitches being dangerous. I have just 4 female friends offline and I trust them to have enough sense not to mess with my bf but there's one that is kinda foolish sha but I don't think she would let her foolishness lead her to my Bobo's deek, mi o gbadun oooo.

Aderola15:


Bleeped your friends ... Dude is the devil himself.

About bitches being dangerous. I have just 4 female friends offline and I trust them to have enough sense not to mess with my bf but there's one that is kinda foolish sha but I don't think she would let her foolishness lead her to my Bobo's deek, mi o gbadun oooo.

Lol there is always one stray B!tch lol Keep ya eyes on that wan

Yh now u see why i call him the b word lol .. its the least i can do ...
yes i just delete all of them from my life.. i believe in Karma ( their time dey come)

Mine was a bit embarrassing but I took it in good faith. It was during service year, we were living together in the apartment. I had always wanted to kpansh her and she had been giving me the greenlight for awhile. So I decided to man up one afternoon and we were about doing it, after romancing her to my satisfaction , I was about to go in, I just released . Oga went low, she yarb me that day eeehh, that I wished the day will just pass by.

Bumbae1:
The most Embarrassing

God help me

--- ok so i broke up with an ex
Next morning guess who rings my land lin ( his mum)
Ok o good morning ma
Next think
This lady sang the whole of akon song ( Lonely) with my ex next to her .. she sang it to the end and den hung up

Imagineee i cry tire lol mdf e no go berra for dat basterd wahlahi

ow who know,your day is due

NevetsIbot:
two idiotss above me.

A xenophobic southafrican and an asz licking Afonja

I'm Afonja but i reject the spirit of asz licking in my fellow brother.

Hahhahahhaaha I laff throway my iPhone 7. .I have been waiting for someone to lash those 2 ur hitback madthe gan

bsideboii:
Mehnn...the hustle is real!
Me from Edo,Benin.

Esan i be. Hustle is def real, but abeg no follow go desert @all, we go use our brain survive n bcome rich

Bumbae1:

Za.rzar ogini kwanu
U just take over thread u no even create small soace for me for fp wan urself o



Beni.ta27 wer u at
Kim.bra
Ade.rola15

Oya carry una k leg come here o

Happy New Month ma'am, I would rather keep my most embarrassing moment with my ex to myself.

Nwachukwu1986:


Have played game of 390k one game cut am

We go hit dem surely

Benita27:
Happy New Month ma'am, I would rather keep my most embarrassing moment with my ex to myself.

Lol morning sweeri

Chai it was that bad eh

SNOWCREAM and ZarZar please get a room!

SNOWCREAM:
hahaha, thanks bro. I hope I've been a solid example of how to catch fish on Nairaland? lol. Now goan do greater exploit, catch bigger fishes till your net tear


Na joke o

Happy birthday

Bumbae1:

Lol morning sweeri

Chai it was that bad eh

Not so bad, those usual hurt words you hear when you breakup with a guy.

Benita27:
Not so bad, those usual hurt words you hear when you breakup with a guy.

Lol we've heard it all
No mind dem

ElsonMorali:





I wouldn't mind being raped in this instance. I'm sure ZarZar will be gentle with me.

Bro,
Have you ever heard of rape being gentle?

Take my advice. Run for your life especially from SA chicks.
Na God deliver me with the last one I get

imma2:
Bro,
Have you ever heard of rape being gentle?

Take my advice. Run for your life especially from SA chicks.
Na God deliver me with the last one I get

What did she do to you, hotstuff?

Pearly255:
Relationship of today

@ Pearly255,

So funny and realistic. Is there a way I can have this sent to me?
Thanks

abouzaid:
what were you expecting from a Nigerian girl? believe it or not, most of them are akwuna of one form or the other.

Although she didn't say it to my face. We were chatting. Same gal that can't boost of ordinary 20k in her account. I was busy laughing while she was spewing those thrash..... You know you have to pretend to know who's real and who's not

ZarZar:


What did she do to you, hotstuff?

That's an understatement
My third leg is still recovering from the trauma it was put through because of overdose

imma2:
Bro,
Have you ever heard of rape being gentle?

Take my advice. Run for your life especially from SA chicks.
Na God deliver me with the last one I get

Lol. Come now, don't tarnish ZarZar's image online. I'm sure she's cool.

And don't assume all Southy girls are bad because of a few.

Nationality doesn't determine your character.

Some Naija babes will make you weep blood. Doesn't mean all Naija babes evil.

imma2:
That's an understatement
My third leg is still recovering from the trauma it was put through because of overdose

But I thought that's your area of expertise as a Calabar guy You just ruined your street cred

We're not sex freaks by the rule of thumb. Maybe she really liked you, if you kwim. Nothing wrong with liking sex with someone you like imo.

ElsonMorali:


Lol. Come now, don't tarnish ZarZar's image online. I'm sure she's cool.

And don't assume all Southy girls are bad because of a few.

Nationality doesn't determine your character.

Some Naija babes will make you weep blood. Doesn't mean all Naija babes evil.

Bro,
I was only joking na. I should know better than to generalise.
I know, she might be a sweet lady but visit at your own risk
Besides Naija babes are mini demons

ElsonMorali:


Lol. Come now, don't tarnish ZarZar's image online. I'm sure she's cool.

And don't assume all Southy girls are bad because of a few.

Nationality doesn't determine your character.

Some Naija babes will make you weep blood. Doesn't mean all Naija babes evil.

You're right, stereotypes aren't always correct. He is proof of that

SNOWCREAM:
LMFAO. Makes me think of if Nairaland made use of audio comments. Nothing wey we no go hear

Cc Seun

ZarZar:


You're right, stereotypes aren't always correct. He is proof of that

Lol.

ZarZar:


But I thought that's your area of expertise as a Calabar guy You just ruined your street cred

We're not sex freaks by the rule of thumb. Maybe she really liked you, if you kwim. Nothing wrong with liking sex with someone you like imo.

My own "calabar" boy no reach that side. To dey knack 24/7 as if na the sole purpose God bring me come this earth. Money on ma mind

Besides, S/O to my "404" loving hommies. I can see wia Una dey get Una stamina from.

Nukualofa:
This one na mumu gay

..


Darlin you act like you never had a thumb up your añnnnus. 0 grow up please. You have a boyf?

imma2:
Bro,
I was only joking na. I should know better than to generalise.
I know, she might be a sweet lady but visit at your own risk
Besides Naija babes are mini demons

Lol. I know you're just kidding. Southies are sweet, Naija babes sef no dey carry last. Just some few she-demons in their midst is all.

As to the bolded. Imma go camp in her place for the weekend. I love living dangerously anyway.

imma2:
My own "calabar" boy no reach that side. To dey knack 24/7 as if na the sole purpose God bring me come this earth. Money on ma mind

Besides, S/O to my "404" loving hommies. I can see wia Una dey get Una stamina from.

Lol, they say when you sleep with someone from another country make sure to exceed your previous work because now you're not representing only yourself but an entire country I get what you mean though but I still believe she must have been really into you. Shrugs.

ElsonMorali:


Lol. I know you're just kidding. Southies are sweet, Naija babes sef no dey carry last. Just some few she-demons in their midst is all.

As to the bolded. Imma go camp in her place for the weekend. I love living dangerously anyway.

After receiving a busted cap up your butt right?

Tell that to a nurse

I don't know why I am date big dick like u