ElsonMorali:


Lol. So what If I was coming around to visit you on Saturday?

Lol, I guess you just gonna have to deal. People usually don't start to stink until they've missed several baths or am I wrong? So if you came on a Saturday, I'd still be smelling OK from Friday's bath. I just sniffed myself right now, no bad odour

ZarZar:


Lol, I guess you just gonna have to deal. People usually don't start to stink until they've missed several baths or am I wrong? So if you came on a Saturday, I'd still be smelling OK from Friday's bath. I just sniffed myself right now, no bad odour

Oh Really!

OK then, I'm coming over time take a sniff too, then maybe spend the entire weekend at your crib.

sunnyeinstein:


Bros no try am abeg. Forecast ursef and win/lose with ur mind @rest.
Dats d ish, peeps dont knw how dey get it. I'll give u two ways:

1) they can get it from betting companies who generate it for dem. Lemme cite an example:
We dey area jejely dey look virtual oo #colour and pple dey chop dia 3h 1k 2k and odas dey lose o, naso one guy jus enta call d colours wey go show and hw e go show. Afta dat one e call numbas and dem show. He did it like 5times and all show. E kon dey show peeps bundles of money wey e don chop say make pple bring money d following mornin make dem wreck bet9ja (it was 7pm dat day). We jus dey laf gullible peeps but unluckily for him, he brought d poo to wia we dey watch ball dat nyt and we enta d guy, open mugu pple eyes and tell am say we go show but we go all dey dia togeda and we must win o! Bro, d guy quiet and need i tell u say e no show d following day? #badmarket
Na later d gameshop owner dey giv u d real tin say na from headquarters d guy from come! Na dem dey send dem, all na fixed!


2) photoshop (na dis one plenty pass), go to betting groups on bbm dem full there, na draw dem draw am, as long as dem sabi d config of dia sites #datsall

Which b-side u from come?

Mehnn...the hustle is real!
Me from Edo,Benin.

imma2:
Dont

Except you want to be raped

I wouldn't mind being raped in this instance. I'm sure ZarZar will be gentle with me.

ElsonMorali:


Oh Really!

OK then, I'm coming over time take a sniff too, then maybe spend the entire weekend at your crib.

Pearly255:
Relationship of today

Let's join the cycle then

ElsonMorali:





I wouldn't mind being raped in this instance. I'm sure ZarZar will be gentle with me.

Lol, I see he is taking digs but it's alright.

I'm not making promises. I'll let the spirits of my land guide me

She told me in front of her friends that I am good for nothing ,stingy except that ma good in bed

mendoakala:
She told me in front of her friends that I am good for nothing ,stingy except that ma good in bed

Lol u sure she the last but or u just add dat wan to make u feel berra

Lol d girl na witch take it from me

mendoakala:
She told me in front of her friends that I am good for nothing ,stingy except that ma good in bed

and u no wipe am slap?

ZarZar:


Lol, I see he is taking digs but it's alright.

I'm not making promises. I'll let the spirits of my land guide me

Hmmm... spirits of your land uh? I like them spirits. I pray they guide me to your place..

ZarZar:

ZarZar:


Lol, I see he is taking digs but it's alright.

I'm not making promises. I'll let the spirits of my land guide me

Zarzar ogini kwanu
U just take over thread u no even create small soace for me for fp wan urself o



Benita27 wer u at
Kimbra
Aderola15

Oya carry una k leg come here o

Bumbae1:

Lol u sure she the last but or u just add dat wan to make u feel berra

Lol d girl na witch take it from me

Wot of ur own most embarrasing miss virgin bumbae
Ur bum bum bigger dan bumbae

The most Embarrassing

God help me

--- ok so i broke up with an ex
Next morning guess who rings my land lin ( his mum)
Ok o good morning ma
Next think
This lady sang the whole of akon song ( Lonely) with my ex next to her .. she sang it to the end and den hung up

Imagineee i cry tire lol mdf e no go berra for dat basterd wahlahi

devilsdouble00:



Wot of ur own most embarrasing miss virgin bumbae
Ur bum bum bigger dan bumbae

Its up der ^^^ came late

Bumbae1:

Zarzar ogini kwanu
U just take over thread u no even create small soace for me for fp wan urself o



Benita27 wer u at
Kimbra
Aderola15

Oya carry una k leg come here o

Lol, you can take it from here, love

ZarZar:


Lol, you can take it from here, love

Morning sweeri

Bumbae1:

Its up der ^^^ came late

Lemme run and check
Sumtin to add to my stalker files
Next time wld holla u don't worry

Bumbae1:

Morning sweeri

Happy new month

Bumbae1:
The most Embarrassing

God help me

--- ok so i broke up with an ex
Next morning guess who rings my land lin ( his mum)
Ok o good morning ma
Next think
This lady sang the whole of akon song ( Lonely) with my ex next to her .. she sang it to the end and den hung up

Imagineee i cry tire lol mdf e no go berra for dat basterd wahlahi

Lmaooooooo

Kikikikikikiki, can't stop laughing

Did you give him another chance?

Aderola15:


Lmaooooooo

Kikikikikikiki, can't stop laughing

Did you give him another chance?

Another what
Basterd don born pikin but his still messing about .. he messaged me like last year ( that could have been ours) Im like really hate d guy lol
Na lucky escape seff

Yes can never forget dat day .. i hate dat song seff Akon wehdone sir

ZarZar:


Happy new month

Likewise, May it come with blessing

My ex told me. Don't you know in a relationship, the guy is supposed to provide while the girl gives him sex in return. If I don't have money why did I venture into relationship. Also, that I should be able to take care of my next girlfriend.

Bumbae1:

Likewise, May it come with blessing

...

i trade coins.....kom for it.

Bumbae1:

Another what
Basterd don born pikin but his still messing about .. he messaged me like last year ( that could have been ours) Im like really hate d guy lol
Na lucky escape seff

Yes can never forget dat day .. i hate dat song seff Akon wehdone sir

Pikin keh? These Niggas are not trustworthy ooo

But you must hate him for real ooo, see as you just turn hin name to "bastard"

I hate songs that reminds me of memories I would rather ignore too. You and I tops the list

oluwashedy:
My ex told me. Don't you know in a relationship, the guy is supposed to provide while the girl gives him sex in return. If I don't have money why did I venture into relationship. Also, that I should be able to take care of my next girlfriend.

what were you expecting from a Nigerian girl? believe it or not, most of them are akwuna of one form or the other.

Aderola15:


Pikin keh? These Niggas are not trustworthy ooo

But you must hate him for real ooo, see as you just turn hin name to "bastard"

I hate songs that reminds me of memories I would rather ignore too. You and I tops the list

Yes he knows its pure hate .. even god co sign d hate seff
Yh me too but they dont play d song much thank god
Yes pure hate he bleeped two of my now Ex friends .. ( b!tches are dangerous ) lol dont bring ur man around certains once lol

Omagzee:
They all said, "boy, u look ugly".

And den u made the mny and they all said "wow! So handsome "

SNOWCREAM:
I'm a sweet guy, although not sweet to/for all Young and vibrant And i think it all depends on first interaction, I've had "smh" interactions with few people on here, they won't see me as sweet surely, but on the general phase I'm cool, good to go with any cool person also you seem so cool yourself

Thread derailers

DavidEsq:
And den u made the mny and they all said "wow! So handsome "

No mind Naija girls