This reminds me of a situation I had with a girl I briefly dated.

There was a time we were in her room together and she was busy tidying up her washed clothes. Then I jokingly tickled her by the waist the next thing I saw this girl grabbed a knife and threatened to stab me.

I quietly apologized and gently retreated from her room. I took the next taxi home and on my way, I deleted her number. I broke up with her instantly without second thoughts even when my friends were trying to bring us back saying the incident was minor.

My dating rules is that I Never tolerate a violent woman... NEVER EVER!!

Therock5555:


When I didn't react she grabbed my balls with her left hand and my manhood with her right, that she was gonna squash my balls if i don't confess.

bros your blokos must be as big as Ostrich's egg...

lol...

Worksunlimited:


Hmm.. Which scenario did?

I'm not going to be the one to put asunder between the OP and his sheeple. He deserved a reward. LOL.

Worksunlimited:


Bruv.. What she said doesn't translate to she been a man killer.. Some aspects of op's story was quite funny not cos it is buh for the way he told it.. E.g the "she grabbed him by the blokos with the left and held jolojolo with her right ".
Now that cracked me up.. Cos most guys can relate to it.

Bad experiences dey funny thereafter most times.

thank u 4 this......pls help me teach him sense, they no dey buy am 4 market incase he doesn't knw.

lol...pls pardon my manners but that point she grabbed ur balls from one room to another got me laffing, na rope

u made a rit decision though.

oh my goodness

This OP is toying with his life like Samson of old! Continu!!

ChiefPiiko:
This is too funny my ex is the sweetest girl ever, I still love to hang out with her. It's always good to date gentle people

why did you leave her bro?

She was headed to Cambridge for school for four years, distance was an issue but she wanted her freedom and I wasn't going to hold her back

MrMoney007:

why did you leave her bro?

fatymore:
Kai... She is possessive, obsessive, possessed and lastly she is a killer..
I hate partners like that.. If I see any form of violence in you.. I pick race... I once had a good ex like that.. Whenever I pissed him off.. He would just leave the room for me...

Congrats..

See your mouth

This is super story, a life of strife and sorrow

Kikikikikikiki! OP was there for the money o and connection. she wud av maryam sanda u. but seriously are u for real. dat kind of anger is not ordinary nd it's likely she's from d north.

Therock5555:
Due to the various news of the death of former PDP chairman's son who was murdered by his wife, I just thought I should share my own experience with y'all.

I had a girlfriend that was everything a brother could wish for, Rich, working class, beautiful, curvy, and brilliant, it's hard to get all these kind of qualities in a lady but there she had it all.

Her family are also well connected in the Army and Navy forces so she also had backup in case of any trouble, any party we attend, guys would always be admiring me but I alone knew her major flaw, she possessed a fiery temper. I'll just be receiving compliments and smiling but in my heart I'll be praying that somebody comes and snatch her from me cus we barely spend two days without quarreling and she's also quick to raise her hand on me, since I'm stronger than her I'll overpower her and tell her to respect herself.

I came from a home where I have never seen my parents arguing infront of us, they'll go to their room and talk it over without raising their voice so I promised myself that I'll never fight my woman no matter what but that was to change soon.

One evening I hosted her, her friend and boyfriend for a sleep over, they took the second room while I slept same room with my girl, around 5:30am I was awoken by a hot slap, I jumped up in surprise to meet my girlfriend fuming, she started screaming and calling me a cheat, I was surprised, asked her what happened and she claimed that she dreamt that I was having sex with another girl and when she woke up she wanted waking me to tell me of it when all of a sudden I muttered the name "Loveth" twice.

Chisos, I was mortified and tried explaining that Loveth was the name of my manager who is getting married later this year at my place of work and I had nothing going on with her, she kept accusing me, the next thing she slapped me, it was too early in the morning for me to get angry so I just grabbed my jacket and went to the parlour, her friend and boyfriend were already in the parlour wanting to find out what was the matter, I explained to them and went to kitchen to rest, not up to five minutes later she showed up and grabbed my boxer cus that was what I slept with.

When I didn't react she grabbed my balls with her left hand and my manhood with her right, that she was gonna squash my balls if i don't confess. I was in great pains and getting angry while warning her to let me go, managed to drag her to the parlour, her friend wanted to interfere but she threatened to deal with her if she comes near us.

I dragged her to the second bedroom and locked the door, I was trying to reason with her that my balls were aching but she wouldn't hear, out of anger I slapped her twice and yanked her hands off, she came at me again, I grabbed her two hands, twisted them behind her and took of the jacket, tie her hands and pushed her towards the bed before walking out. seems like she fell on her hands cus she screamed that her hand was broken, I ignored the shouts and went to the parlour as her friend went to attend to her.

I heard her telling her friend that if she didn't murder me that morning, she won't rest, when I heard that I went to my room and slipped under my bed with my phone. Ten minutes later she walked into my room with a baseball bat, chai I was laughing silently as she was searching for me, she went room by room searching and threatening her friend's boyfriend to reveal my whereabouts, what made her knew that I was still in that house was that both the front and back doors were still locked and the keys were indoors.

Then it stuck me, I remembered telling her that my favourite hiding spot was under my bed especially when I needed to work on something without interference cus she ran back to my room and slid under the bed, she saw me and tried hitting me but I was too far in. I thought she was kidding so I was laughing and jokingly warning her not to hit me.

Next thing she dragged the bed from the wall and tried attacking me again, then I knew shiiiit had hit the fan, I got up and tried defending myself, whenever she strikes I'll use the mattress to block the hit, she dragged the mattress away leaving me trapped between the bed post and wall, then I looked her direct to the eye and warned her to respect herself but even before I completed my statement she had landed the bat on the center of my head.

It was like I was hit with a tsunami, I was just hearing siren sounds in my ears as my vision became blurry, I was staggering but couldn't fall because I was still trapped beside the wall, my hand instinctively went to my head to check if my head was bursted open and that was my saving grace cus she hit me for the second time but since my hand was on that spot, she connected with my wrist instead, good Lord, I could barely see again as I screamed out, my nose was bleeding as she realised what she did and screamed too, her friends ran in and grabbed me, I told them they needed them to call my family doctor, that was all I remembered before I woke up that evening in the hospital with a throbbing headache and sprained wrist.

She later came to apologise but I wasn't gonna throw away my second chance at living, and we broke up few months later after numerous obsessive stalkings and threats, later found out that fighting was like a sport between her parents.


So my people this is my story, I was lucky, very lucky, please if your girlfriend always goes apeshit at every disagreement, abeg flee for your life.

Thank you

Mod please take it to FP let brothers learn from my experience.

can't stop laughing....... the fact that she saw you cheating in her dream but in between are you in Enugu need to check the center of your head.

1nigeriamyfoot:

See your mouth

egbon..aji aye ti gbe yin pada

Hozier:
Nice story..... I have read better fiction in the literature section though.

The moment I read "she walked into my room with a baseball bat" I knew you were lying.

Bros the baseball aspect caught my attention too oo.

End time relationships every where. Pulling the knife at me is a no no. If we mistakenly get married, divorce to the rescue immediately.

What a sad story. But @ OP did u leave your body.. Like levitating... And seeing ur own body... N.D.E??

fatymore:
egbon..aji aye ti gbe yin pada

Maami, ise lo so omo nu bii oko. I came to your side last week, sane thing Thursday till yesterday but I no wan stress u that's why I no bother to call u.
How's life? mhen, I don miss una sotey I dey dream of u

Women....and one mugu go go carry am now.

richiearmany14:

Amen to that bro

likewise... God please don't give me a violent man,amen to that prayer

Chai! Foorkingchai! It is well o. You should continue to be grateful to God for that dream she had...it could have been worse.


One of the lessons I have learnt so far is the need to not dwell on our ills but be grateful for the misfortunes we escaped. Too much drama, too much loose ends...omo be grateful o

HayZee06:
I dnt bliv dis crap a bit....

no one is asking you to believe,its your choice.

Therock5555:


dude please pray for an abusive spouse and experience it first hand then come write yours that's if you survive

Lol. Why will i pray for an abusive balls-grabbing spouse or one dat will always see my head as a ball and would wanna hit it wit a baseball bat.
I doubted d credibility of ur story cos u said she grabbed u by d balls and ur manhood at d same tym whilst u followed her to anoda room in d process is quite confusing u can see many pple trolling u abt dat cos its very funny

Hozier:
Nice story..... I have read better fiction in the literature section though.

The moment I read "she walked into my room with a baseball bat" I knew you were lying.

Thought it was just me who noticed.

ChiefPiiko:
She was headed to Cambridge for school for four years, distance was an issue but she wanted her freedom and I wasn't going to hold her back

As she is back, grab her back

Kai, thank God for your life.

Etuagievin:
no one is asking you to believe,its your choice.

I dnt remember asking u to let me knw if its my choice or not

No she is no more the gentle girl I used to know she is now wild and uncontrollable, haven't made up my mind yet tho, we may still get married

MrMoney007:

As she is back, grab her back

guy!!u go dull yah sef.u comlet DAT woman wankill u

Thank God for your life

ChiefPiiko:
No she is no more the gentle girl I used to know she is now wild and uncontrollable, haven't made up my mind yet tho, we may still get married

Those things were learnt, you were her original lover, you know the natural buttons to press to bring back her original self.
women no matter how advanced and enlightened they may be, they still have this fish brain that made them to be easily influenced by any new environment.
Except she went there and lost her virginity and you're upset about that