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Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Blonchilli(m): 10:32pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
fashrola:Bro back in 2005 my dad had a baseball bat. He didn't play baseball but said he wanted it incase there was someone head he wanted to break |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Therock5555(m): 10:35pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
ariklawani: My lady i can humbly ascertain that you are a ticking time bomb waiting for an innocent man to murder, please kindly register yourself into a mental hospital near you 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Therock5555(m): 10:43pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
Philipmems: tell your oyinbo friends that i‘m greeting |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Ignatio(m): 10:45pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
The moment my ex told me how she nearly murdered her ex in his sleep I started slipping away slowly from her. 2 Likes |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Philipmems(m): 10:45pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
Therock5555: They send their greetings to you sir. |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Therock5555(m): 10:46pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
ibkayee: Yes my lady; this event happened around middle of this year She‘s moved outta my town so i‘ve got alittle breathing space from her stalkings even though i know she hasn‘t given up yet |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by swiz123(m): 10:50pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
Therock5555: But you occasionally knocked your Lil sisters back then... And oh! If you hadn't passed out, I'm sure you'd have beaten the bleep outta her. Don't say you can't beat a woman, cos we men can beat even a nun. All we need is to be properly motivated |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Therock5555(m): 10:52pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
Zhahovic: The girl was sick in the brain, the most manipulative but caring chick i‘ve ever dated, anyway this one na long story, matter for another day 1 Like |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Nobody: 10:55pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
HarmonyDee: Speaking of your dp |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by ibkayee(f): 10:56pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
Therock5555:Knew she was bad news, what a nutter. One day it will be a cutlass instead of a base ball bat Glad you've left her, please don't fall for her apologies, she's clearly unstable and very dangerous |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Therock5555(m): 10:56pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
JamaicanLove: Mami, i‘ll love to fall in love with you too if you dont mind You could shoot me a PM lets chat privately if you dont mind 1 Like |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by luminouz(m): 10:57pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
Therock5555:Transformer takes too long jor! |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Muhylonaire(m): 10:59pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
Laugh wan kill me.... I swear, I don laugh tire... Some ladies sha, I never meet that kind lady o and my mama Head no go let me see that kind lady for my life |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Therock5555(m): 11:05pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
petitejolie: Hey mami i stopped depending on my parents since age 15 when i finished secondary school so chasing a lady because of her money is way way way below the belt BTW my family are afluent too so i dont need her connection or money to do shiiiiii 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Therock5555(m): 11:07pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
prciouschika:Hahaha i might drop by east next year so if you would host me i could hit you up BTW I sport an afro hairstyle now so scars aren‘t that visible no more |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Nobody: 11:10pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
Therock5555: But I'm pretty sure you just made up that story... But it was pretty captivating |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by hottadiva(f): 11:13pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
All I can think of is why the hell you would be calling your manager's name from sleep |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Therock5555(m): 11:16pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
fashrola: I‘m a walking dead fan bro, still awaiting the zombie apocalypse As for your second statement i think i would have been in the entertainment industry if my dad hadn‘t fought me with all his might Till date people ask me if i‘m an artiste dude to my hair and dressing, i‘m just me being me |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Therock5555(m): 11:21pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
kolaaderin: Thank God you said 90 percent, i guess i‘m amongst the ten percent, so i should write pestle to suit you because you have never seen baseball bat, dude pleassssse get out of your comfort zone and explore the world, we are in 20fucking17 BTW i‘m a badass fiction writer, written more than half a dozen stories on NL so take a chill pill, i know fiction from reality |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Therock5555(m): 11:25pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
biacan: Thanks Ma BTW i‘m fine now, it would take more than a baseball bat hit to take me down, the beatings wey i chop from popsy hand when i was younger eh no be here, that man beat me like wetttttiiiiinnnn Wonder how i got a non violent trait sef |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Osiris16: 11:27pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
Those doubting OP's story cuz of the baseball bat, weirdly we have a baseball bat in my family house too. It belonged to my late dad. I have no idea how he came by it and sadly he passed away before I was old enough to ask. So yeah, it's possible he has a baseball bat at home |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Therock5555(m): 11:29pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
Blonchilli: Hmmm na God dey save us o 1 Like |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Therock5555(m): 11:32pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
lenghtinny: Bro you never jam girl wey go slap and scratch finger for your face then fall down her knees the next moment crying and begging, her friends go beg tire till you mellow, she‘s good at playing the victime card and she knew i could quickly be subdued by tears |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Therock5555(m): 11:37pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
dstar01 i‘m happy for you mehn, some ladies are just walking time bomb, BTW any lady that insults my parents go hear am o, i dont take that bullshiiit |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Therock5555(m): 11:40pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
Philipmems:I just hope its not philipinos abi indian oyinbos oooo No offence intended |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Nobody: 11:41pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
Therock5555: You go fear domestic violence on top ordinary relationship oo. Anyways, we thank God for your life |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Konami94: 11:42pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
Hozier:Asin ehh. That was where I lost it too. Who plays baseball in Nigeria for them to keep a baseball bat in their house |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Therock5555(m): 11:43pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
swiz123: If i knock them and them tell my popsy na wahala i don jam, that was then sha, everybody don grow up, kid sis just got admission sef BTW i could beat a woman to defend my life o, i simply underrated this my own |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Konami94: 11:44pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
Osiris16:Possible but highly unlikely bro. And her friend and bf were sitting in the parlour while she kept on attacking him with the bat . Only for them to rush to his aid after he had been beaten up |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Kwenty: 11:46pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
Same thing with hot tempered men. Nobody deserves to be abused in a relationship. |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Therock5555(m): 11:48pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
ibkayee: I‘ve moved on though, really liked her alot, how wish God allows us to mold the kind of partners we would like to have, this world would have been a whole lot better BTW are you in U.S or U.K, please epp me greet POTUS or THE QUEEN, ehen and epp me beg father christmas to hire me for his christmas paroles |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Therock5555(m): 11:50pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
luminouz:Oya jump inside river niger na |
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