1nigeriamyfoot:


Maami, ise lo so omo nu bii oko. I came to your side last week, sane thing Thursday till yesterday but I no wan stress u that's why I no bother to call u.
How's life? mhen, I don miss una sotey I dey dream of u

MrMoney007:

Those things were learnt, you were her original lover, you know the natural buttons to press to bring back her original self.
women no matter how advanced and enlightened they may be, they still have this fish brain that made them to be easily influenced by any new environment.
Except she went there and lost her virginity and you're upset about that

Therock5555:


I heard her telling her friend that if she didn't murder me that morning, she won't rest, when I heard that I went to my room and slipped under my bed with my phone. Ten minutes later she walked into my room with a baseball bat, chai I was laughing silently as she was searching for me, she went room by room searching and threatening her friend's boyfriend to reveal my whereabouts, what made her knew that I was still in that house was that both the front and back doors were still locked and the keys were indoors.

Mod please take it to FP let brothers learn from my experience.

Hozier:
Nice story..... I have read better fiction in the literature section though.

The moment I read "she walked into my room with a baseball bat" I knew you were lying.

fatymore:
miss me sotey you dey ran away from me...

Therock5555:
Due to the various news of the death of former PDP chairman's son who was murdered by his wife, I just thought I should share my own experience with y'all.

I had a girlfriend that was everything a brother could wish for, Rich, working class, beautiful, curvy, and brilliant, it's hard to get all these kind of qualities in a lady but there she had it all.

Her family are also well connected in the Army and Navy forces so she also had backup in case of any trouble, any party we attend, guys would always be admiring me but I alone knew her major flaw, she possessed a fiery temper. I'll just be receiving compliments and smiling but in my heart I'll be praying that somebody comes and snatch her from me cus we barely spend two days without quarreling and she's also quick to raise her hand on me, since I'm stronger than her I'll overpower her and tell her to respect herself.

I came from a home where I have never seen my parents arguing infront of us, they'll go to their room and talk it over without raising their voice so I promised myself that I'll never fight my woman no matter what but that was to change soon.

One evening I hosted her, her friend and boyfriend for a sleep over, they took the second room while I slept same room with my girl, around 5:30am I was awoken by a hot slap, I jumped up in surprise to meet my girlfriend fuming, she started screaming and calling me a cheat, I was surprised, asked her what happened and she claimed that she dreamt that I was having sex with another girl and when she woke up she wanted waking me to tell me of it when all of a sudden I muttered the name "Loveth" twice.

Chisos, I was mortified and tried explaining that Loveth was the name of my manager who is getting married later this year at my place of work and I had nothing going on with her, she kept accusing me, the next thing she slapped me, it was too early in the morning for me to get angry so I just grabbed my jacket and went to the parlour, her friend and boyfriend were already in the parlour wanting to find out what was the matter, I explained to them and went to kitchen to rest, not up to five minutes later she showed up and grabbed my boxer cus that was what I slept with.

When I didn't react she grabbed my balls with her left hand and my manhood with her right, that she was gonna squash my balls if i don't confess. I was in great pains and getting angry while warning her to let me go, managed to drag her to the parlour, her friend wanted to interfere but she threatened to deal with her if she comes near us.

I dragged her to the second bedroom and locked the door, I was trying to reason with her that my balls were aching but she wouldn't hear, out of anger I slapped her twice and yanked her hands off, she came at me again, I grabbed her two hands, twisted them behind her and took of the jacket, tie her hands and pushed her towards the bed before walking out. seems like she fell on her hands cus she screamed that her hand was broken, I ignored the shouts and went to the parlour as her friend went to attend to her.

I heard her telling her friend that if she didn't murder me that morning, she won't rest, when I heard that I went to my room and slipped under my bed with my phone. Ten minutes later she walked into my room with a baseball bat, chai I was laughing silently as she was searching for me, she went room by room searching and threatening her friend's boyfriend to reveal my whereabouts, what made her knew that I was still in that house was that both the front and back doors were still locked and the keys were indoors.

Then it stuck me, I remembered telling her that my favourite hiding spot was under my bed especially when I needed to work on something without interference cus she ran back to my room and slid under the bed, she saw me and tried hitting me but I was too far in. I thought she was kidding so I was laughing and jokingly warning her not to hit me.

Next thing she dragged the bed from the wall and tried attacking me again, then I knew shiiiit had hit the fan, I got up and tried defending myself, whenever she strikes I'll use the mattress to block the hit, she dragged the mattress away leaving me trapped between the bed post and wall, then I looked her direct to the eye and warned her to respect herself but even before I completed my statement she had landed the bat on the center of my head.

It was like I was hit with a tsunami, I was just hearing siren sounds in my ears as my vision became blurry, I was staggering but couldn't fall because I was still trapped beside the wall, my hand instinctively went to my head to check if my head was bursted open and that was my saving grace cus she hit me for the second time but since my hand was on that spot, she connected with my wrist instead, good Lord, I could barely see again as I screamed out, my nose was bleeding as she realised what she did and screamed too, her friends ran in and grabbed me, I told them they needed them to call my family doctor, that was all I remembered before I woke up that evening in the hospital with a throbbing headache and sprained wrist.

She later came to apologise but I wasn't gonna throw away my second chance at living, and we broke up few months later after numerous obsessive stalkings and threats, later found out that fighting was like a sport between her parents.


So my people this is my story, I was lucky, very lucky, please if your girlfriend always goes apeshit at every disagreement, abeg flee for your life.

Thank you

Mod please take it to FP let brothers learn from my experience.

ChiefPiiko:
Lool I was her first she's now wild and exposed I won't cope with a heartbreak so I would rather we remain good friends, Its going to be awkward if people clown you coz of your spouse lifestyle

stuffs4me:



Na wa ooo...This one too is laughing. Most of these women have evil in their hearts o. Since when is it a laughing matter when a man's life was nearly snuffed out by a very wicked and evil girlfriend.

adudu208:

Stop being silly. I have a baseball bat at home.

The fact that you don't know who play baseball or own a baseball bat doesn't make the op story false.

In your haste to comment you forgot that many Nigerians grew up, visit, study or reside abroad hence could have picked up such interest there.

If this story was shared by a lady you would be the first to condemn the man and conveniently accept the narrative without any iota of doubt.

It is a pity that people mock men who show restrain in the face of extreme provocation and lethal attack by their women and are also quick to condemn those who in the course of defending themselves cause some form of injuring to the lady. There is no bigger form of hypocrisy than this.

Domestic violence is real and it is not confine to one gender.

MrMoney007:

With great strength, comes great responsibilities, except you don't have the strength to toil her return. something made her wild, you can get her 'domesticated' .that's your responsibility

Hozier:
Nice story..... I have read better fiction in the literature section though.

The moment I read "she walked into my room with a baseball bat" I knew you were lying.

ChiefPiiko:
No she is no more the gentle girl I used to know she is now wild and uncontrollable, haven't made up my mind yet tho, we may still get married

stuffs4me:


I wonder why a sane human being will willingly walk into fire. You say someone is wild and uncontrollable and you are still contemplating marriage with her.

Even if she didn't physically stab you to death, she could still kill you with high BP. I suspect you are chasing her because of money, but is your life that worthless that you would risk domestic violence because of money?

Hozier:
Nice story..... I have read better fiction in the literature section though.

The moment I read "she walked into my room with a baseball bat" I knew you were lying.

lenghtinny:
I can bet that if she was a broke girl, you wouldn't have allowed that nonsense to linger on for long.....

sirjentul05:
The bish wey go raise her hand for my body, dem neva born am well

Therock5555:


Lol this is funny, i never remembered mentioning i was broke either, i just happened to like her alot and choosed to believe that she could someday change

chiddyok:
Violent people are crazy people. They can be so nice and caring, sometimes I think they are like that so you'll think you can manage the other side. Even the ones that shout and call names during arguments, one day they will raise hand or worse.

luminouz:
Lol@ OP...I guess she was d one who meant in d ashawo thread! Anyways... U get her contacts? I wanna kill myself!

hebex12:


Da rock and u want make hebex believe that...kip it up jare been a while I laughed this loud

saabright:
[/font]PLEASE URGENT ADVICE IS NEEDED....
My girl friend does nt see anytin wrong in insulting me or saying harsh tins at me.... is it adviceable to go with the relationship or quit? cos no matter wat I av said about the issue she sees no wrong in it..

imagine her telling me to get out!! ......I was like, wat did u say, she repeat it clearly.."I said u shud get out!"..
not once, not twice. it has happened severally.
the funny tin is my lips happen to the glued when it comes to insulting her. I Dont try it.

shud I continue with the relationship?[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]P....
My girl friend does nt see anytin wrong in insulting me or saying harsh tins at me.... is it adviceable to go with the relationship or quit? cos no matter wat I av said about the issue she sees no wrong in it..

imagine her telling me to get out!! ......I was like, wat did u say, she repeat it clearly.."I said u shud get out!"..
not once, not twice. it has happened severally.
the funny tin is my lips happen to the glued when it comes to insulting her. I Dont try it.

shud I continue with the relationship?P....
My girl friend does nt see anytin wrong in insulting me or saying harsh tins at me.... is it adviceable to go with the relationship or quit? cos no matter wat I av said about the issue she sees no wrong in it..

imagine her telling me to get out!! ......I was like, wat did u say, she repeat it clearly.."I said u shud get out!"..
not once, not twice. it has happened severally.
the funny tin is my lips happen to the glued when it comes to insulting her. I Dont try it.

shud I continue with the relationship?

Oyindidi:
open thread for this your wahala.

iluvpomo:
Therock5555: Mr OP, is your girlfriend a UFC fighter??
Btw, which baseball team do you root for?

JamaicanLove:




This made me just wanna fall in love with you... I love you.. Lol just kidding, thank God for your sexy life.

ariklawani:
If she was to be an ordinary girl.the mumu would have beaten her up..

stuffs4me:


Most people (especially women) believe that domestic is only against women.

More than 40% of domestic violence victims are male, report reveals
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2010/sep/05/men-victims-domestic-violence