Mama-gee I found you a TDH man. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-453286.0.html

~Sauron~:

U already know i won't settle for less.

of course i know that she is gonna be as stunning as kemistry

I think its insecurity, i was told so when i was abt getting married nt 2 use use my pretty friend as chief bridesmaid, 4 me sha i dnt care wat dey say, i just love 2 surround maself wt beautiful people.

y me:

of course i know that she is gonna be as stunning as kemistry

Sauron is allergic to [i]worwor [/i]chics.

mama-gee:

^^Are you accusing me of committing adultery?
He's your sister's man, remember.

I don't have a sister.
Stand by your man - don't deny your loff for Pastor West.

Lol

A woman expresses distrust and love that is not real for her husband when she selects ugly bridesmaids. If it is just with the intent of avoiding to get your husband enticed, then that is absurd!

Its ridiculous really! Everyone knows that people (particularly single chicks) always turn up at these parties looking smoking hot, so why go all out trying to outshine your bridal train, when any hot looking chick in the party can steal your thunder.

^^^^^
Gold mine.

Sauron,


You do not have to use me as an example, I was simply saying that not everybody beautiful look like Beyonce,

by the way, why would I be jealous, EVERYTHING ON MY BODY IS NATURAL INCLUDING THE HAIR, winks!

Condoleeza Rice or Michelle Obama is beautiful, DO YOU AGREE?

queeneve:

Sauron,
by the way, why would I be jealous, EVERYTHING ON MY BODY IS NATURAL INCLUDING THE HAIR, winks!

What about the booobs?

Condoleeza Rice or Michelle Obama is beautiful, DO YOU AGREE?

I disagree.

AHHH, U LIKE THE LIGHT AND PALE CHICKS,


You wanna test the boobies and see, Sauron?

Sauron,

You will need some extra pair of hands or two, it too much for one pair of hands, WInks!

queeneve:

Sauron,

You will need some extra pair of hands or two, it too much for one pair of hands, WInks!

Don't worry about extra pair of hands.
I will test them one step at a time.

queeneve:

AHHH, U LIKE THE LIGHT AND PALE CHICKS,

Nah. . . .
It's not about the skin colour. . . . .The face must be MINT!!!!!

You wanna test the bosoms and see, Sauron?

Of course!!!

Sauron,


Are you married?

sauron - u need to spend more time with women - it is an unwritten rule - the bride is the center of attention - fizzuck all others!!

queeneve:

Sauron,

Are you married?

I am not married. . . .Are you?

Druss:

sauron - u need to spend more time with women - it is an unwritten rule - the bride is the center of attention - fizzuck all others!!

If i spend some more time with women than i am currently doing then i might give up the ghost.

queeneve:

Sauron,


Are you married?

yes, he is not in the market

he is taken

~Sauron~:

I am not married. . . .Are you?

funkybaby:

yes, he is not in the market
he is taken

Taken by who?
Nor spoil market for me o.

funkybaby:

Rofl!

Sauron,

I am not married, However, I am engaged, WINKS!

queeneve:

Sauron,
I am not married, However, I am engaged, WINKS!

So when will the test commence?

sauron, aww

ibkaye:

sauron, aww

What's so awwww?

you made a topic aww lol

ibkaye:

you made a topic aww lol

One was due, isn't it?

Sauron, sauron, sauron!! how many times did i call u? better go and find a wife before it's too late for u eh!!!

oyinda.:


Sauron, sauron, sauron!! how many times did i call u? better go and find a wife before it's too late for u eh!!!

Is this your cheeky way of proposing to me?
Oyinda, you gotta do better than that.

What's going on here?

people get jealous, i suppose

~Sauron~:

Is this your cheeky way of proposing to me?
Oyinda, you gotta do better than that.

as u already kno, i don't do old men.  
just giving u good advice.

oyinda.:

as u already kno, i don't do old men.  
just giving u good advice.

By the look of it, i am 100% certain you are older than me.

~Sauron~:

Taken by who?
Nor spoil market for me o.

Rofl!

which market be that?  
market wey don rotten finish  

~Sauron~:

Is this your cheeky way of proposing to me?
Oyinda, you gotta do better than that.

*****sighs*****

sauron, when are you  going to come out clean and tell people that you are the groom and i am the bride regarding the issue we are blogging about on this thread? eh?

i am not too pleased that you exposed our wedding plans to everyone