small pin? what's that? i haven't checked.

whistling-- ''don't wnat no short short man, dont want a short short, itsy bitsy, tiny winny short short man''

wetin i do now eh I man?

omoge:

small pin? what's that? i haven't checked.

 A calypsonian sang some years ago " small pin does chock hard"  

I need Debo and I-Man to answer to that o,

NymphoQin:

whistling-- ''don't wnat no short short man, don't want a short short, itsy bitsy, tiny winny short short man''

You are too much,

medically speaking,size has absolutely nothing to do with performance.
Some "tools" can be weapons of torture for some wives.
bigger doesn't necessarily mean better.

it's true lol ''still whistling

Some "tools" can be weapons of torture for some wives.

lmao tool , tools of ass mass destruction *ouch* or did you mean DIY tools?

NymphoQin:

it's true lol ''still whistling

Whistling with ya, " don't want no short short man, then again, "small pin does chock hard"

I think it depends on the driver at the wheel and not so much the price of the vehicle,  ( Lord save me)

Islander:

Whistling with ya, " don't want no short short man, then again, "small pin does chock hard"

I think it depends on the driver at the wheel and so much the price of the vehicle, ( Lord save me)

tools, drivers, wheels, price of vehicle? i can't keep up with you people , you all such foul minded individuals 

nah, Natural Tools   with blood

NymphoQin:

tools, drivers, wheels, price of vehicle? i can't keep up with you people , you all such foul minded individuals

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Chicken, come back here o, abeg

omoge:

nah, Natural Tools with blood

And I thought I was bad

you are not bad. ofc we all know body part got blood. the short man got blood all over the body abi? so it's a simple thing to know.

omoge:

you are not bad. ofc we all know body part got blood. the short man got blood all over the body abi? so it's a simple thing to know.

Muchas gracias la professora por el biologia leccion,    (thank you professor for the biology lesson)

Now I am so pissed I deliberately missed all my biology classes,  strupes

haha

he might be wearing gloves but his eyes still sees orisisiri

NymphoQin:

haha

Not fair at all

ummm you are much welcome. isn't that why NL is here? if you miss anything in Bio, you got it here, small pin, tools, etc

omoge:

ummm you are much welcome. isn't that why Nairaland is here? if you miss anything in Bio, you got it here, small pin, tools, etc

WORD!!!!!!!!

short man muki at 5ft 10

oya bring me a tall brother do not need no shorties

mukina2:

short man muki at 5ft 10

oya bring me a tall brother do not need no shorties

Hey You, "smally",  get out of here, 

How's my" tally" doing?

Islander:

Hey You, "smally",  get out of here, 

How's is my" tally" doing?

who you be calling smally

your tally is doing cool

is this an unfinished business from another thread or offline
Which one be tally and smally
abeg o

mukina2:

who you be calling smally

your tally is doing cool

Keep my "tally" under heavy manners o abeg,

babyosisi:

is this an unfinished business from another thread or offline
Which one be tally and smally
abeg o

Wey eyes nah see, heart na grieve

babyosisi:

is this an unfinished business from another thread or offline
Which one be tally and smally
abeg o

tally na one fine thing you  wan sabi?

@Islander
i locked ur tally up akon style

@topic
if he's thingy is taller than him, no problem

ayefele200:

@topic
if he's thingy is taller than him, no problem

, me belly o

Islander:

, me belly o

what now, all i need is satisfaction and pleasure , HEIGHT can't get me those

ayefele200:

what now, all i need is satisfaction and pleasure , HEIGHT can't get me those

Heard you loud and clear,

babyosisi:

Hmmm.

I see. So women *do* believe gynaecoloists are loaded *sigh, shaking head*

They are well taken care of, but loaded they most definitely are not. Like chris rock said, Rich- not wealthy. The sacrifices their wives make are many. You will live around other medical personnel, majority of them being married (doctor+ nurse is commoncommoncommon), and you will have to deal with hardly ever seeing your husband. I think 90% of our 'family friends circle' consisted of medical personnel, they are so insular. We lived in doctors'quarters after doctors' quarters, then finally all the doctors began buying/building houses in the same area,

The nurse/doctor wives were all happy, cos they work similar hours and they know the drill, but all the 'outsiders' , well,

And yes, outsiders included men who were married to doctor wives. I mean, I'd see my dad discussing with the my mother, the neighbour and his wife who was a doctor - and the poor dude would just be there, clueless, unable to grok what they were saying.

Well, this was all a long long long time ago. Maybe things are different now. However, many of my friends are now Doctors,dentists, pharmacists,physiotherapists from LUTH,UCH and abroad, and I get firsthand frontrow seat views of their lives. Yep, still insular.

(of course the fact that many of my friends are in the medical profession is a direct result of the fact that most of the people I know are doctors or related to doctors in a way, and most of them treat it as some kind of family inheritance thing. Which I REJECTED wholesale. DEFINITELY Not for me.)

dakmanzero:

babyosisi:

Hmmm.

I see. So women *do* believe gynaecoloists are loaded *sigh, shaking head*

They are well taken care of, but loaded they most definitely are not. Like chris rock said, Rich- not wealthy. The sacrifices their wives make are many. You will live around other medical personnel, majority of them being married (doctor+ nurse is commoncommoncommon), and you will have to deal with hardly ever seeing your husband. I think 90% of our 'family friends circle' consisted of medical personnel, they are so insular. We lived in doctors'quarters after doctors' quarters, then finally all the doctors began buying/building houses in the same area,

The nurse/doctor wives were all happy, because they work similar hours and they know the drill, but all the 'outsiders' , well,

And yes, outsiders included men who were married to doctor wives. I mean, I'd see my dad discussing with the my mother, the neighbour and his wife who was a doctor - and the poor dude would just be there, clueless, unable to grok what they were saying.

Well, this was all a long long long time ago. Maybe things are different now. However, many of my friends are now Doctors,dentists, pharmacists,physiotherapists from LUTH,UCH and abroad, and I get firsthand frontrow seat views of their lives. Yep, still insular.

(of course the fact that many of my friends are in the medical profession is a direct result of the fact that most of the people I know are doctors or related to doctors in a way, and most of them treat it as some kind of family inheritance thing. Which I REJECTED wholesale. DEFINITELY Not for me.)

I totally understand.
I used to envy all you stuck up doctors kids and I was about 6 years old when I decided to be a doctor.
Dreamt of being a surgeon as a child but things changed when I left for America
I'm presently just a regular part time day time family practitioner in a small rural clinic,no emergencies no calls, I'm happy.,but no big bucks,free time to be on nairaland

My Oga does all the work,requires me at home part time so here I am.
It is amazing how doctors usually keep close friends as doctors,usually classmates from school.
It's a great profession,fulfilling and you feel you're helping someone.
Especially in my rural practice,I get tons of cakes and cookies.
I wonder why you decided not to follow in dad's footsteps.
The field of Medicine is very lucrative especially for those in their own practices not for salaried folks like myself
I hope I have a child that follows in my or my hubby's footsteps career wise.

I have an open mind yeah. But if I had my way I’d rather marry a guy that is of basket ball height (6ft plus) ball height my boy friend is 6 ft 2

@ thief of heart, it hink its better for the rich midgets to spend their money on _{height surgery}. ^{Good advice,} lol.