Mr, Cork:

STORY!!

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what ms.Roperto can offer me

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well after thinking of what i stand to gain from my woman
This was wat i could come up with

1) constant sex
2) clean house
3) good cook
4) intelligence
5) could confide in her
6) supporter

Ms. Potato:

here are the lists:-

1) Help you clean your house/room when you dont have time or when its needed to be cleaned

2) Do your laundry when you dont have time or when its needed to be washed

3) Cook for you when u are hungry

4) Give you massages and make your hair

5) Talk with you when you are happy or sad

6) Support you thrugh thick and thin

7) Extra care for you when you are sick

8.) Be your umbrella when it rains
9) Do other activities with you like a friend

10) make you laugh when you are down and be the shoulder to cry on when you are sad.

11) make u feel like a real man!

12) Be your other brain when you are in need of an idea or solution or a plan

And the lists goes on. . .

and help protect me from all those kitty-hawks out there-------------

Mr, Cork:

Ms. Potato ,

so since u born in Nigeria, are u now a chinessse IBO or a Chinnnese youruba?

clenches belle in pain!!

Mrs.Chima:

If you men see us women just kitty and mouth, we, women see you guys just dicks and couch lifters.

Mrs.Chima:

If you men see us women just kitty and mouth, we, women see you guys just dicks and couch lifters. 

tpiah!:

Now when people like me try to tell you women are supposed to be about more than just sex, una go argue endlessly over it. Na road to gayness you dey oh, if you never reach there already.

turboman:

Come to think of it, what else can you offer your man that he can't get elsewhere, and what do you thing he can offer you that you can't get elsewhere 

Mygoldie:

@OP,without a woman,where is the relationship?

ogugua88:

Lol. Emotional support, love, and FOOD if he's around

Yes, some men actually love being loved and having someone they can talk to about anything. I no know for una.

Ekpoma1:

Some men? Abeg tel us wetin u dey contribute 4 your own? I love your pix.

ogugua88:

Thanks sha, na my second father.

What I listed are the three things I contribute most.

Ekpoma1:

Lol, i was xpectin u 2 say >>I single and searching. So i stand no chance rite. *Sad* Yeah u changed your pix, why? I wasnt referin 2 d one there now. Sorry i dnt lik the 1 there now.

ogugua88:

Lol. I changed it because I wanted a new one up. Plus I like that one. I'll change it later.

I am single, not exactly searching. When I was in a past relationship, that was what I contributed. It won't change for the next one.

2buff:

Hmmm. For all the women who say they contribute food and cleaning, These would be typical naija things, and they would be nice. But I tell you, in the part of the world where I am, you'd be hard-pressed to find a woman who can even do these 2 things. All most know how to do here is to put on 10 layers of makeup and wear the tightest dress, but put them in a house and they can't do JACK.

It's why it's really hard for a man seeking a wife in these parts. You see them plenty, but you know already that this isn't what you want to take home to your parents. You hear the idiots going on about "I wish I could find a real man" when they're don't even fill the most basic requirements of a real woman.
And of-course if you call them up on their epic failures as women, you can trust they'll throw up some feminist-type hissy fit. As if feminism should be a covering of legality for all female f@ck-ups.


I have an aunt here. She goes to work comes back, but still enters the kitchen to prep food for the family, taking pride in all. Good luck to my fellow younguns today looking for wives like that. Them scarce die. Na God go find give us.

2buff:

^^ Thank you. Try explaining that to the characters I meet here on a daily basis
aka lazy liberated women