Hamid O:

Water!!!!! Dame Patience no go kill us for NL. Can someone just tell this woman to stop talking in public.

Na real waaaaa ooooh for "BAD BELLE PEOPLE"

LA2:

It is illegal to diss the first lady: http://www.wazobiareport.com/Reports/Lawmakers-pass-law-making-it-illegal-to-diss-the-first-lady

awmakers pass law making it illegal to diss the first lady





Abuja - Following an emergency joint session of both legislative houses, a new law has been passed that basically makes it a criminal offence to diss the first lady.

The new law, called the Patience law, comes into effect immediately.

Official notification of the law has been sent to TV stations, newspapers and on-line news sites and web-blogs.

The law is in response to what some in government have descried as disrespectful lampooning of the person of the current first-lady by unpatriotic elements.

Speaking to journalists at the Federal house of assembly, a spokesperson for the lawmakers said:

"Some people just have no respect for their elders. They keep attacking this poor woman in an attempt to stain the character of her husband, our dear president.

But all that will end now. With this new law we have passed today, anyone who dares to insult the first-lady will face a five year jail term."

Coincidently, five years imprisonment is also the punishment in Nigeria for homosexuality.

When asked by reporters to give examples of the offensive things that have been said about the first-lady, thus necessitating the new law, the lawmaker declined to answer stating instead that:

"Even repeating them, is a crime."

He was asked if this new law will apply to all subsequent first-ladies. His response:

"Not everybody has problems with English."

- Joe Aibozaw

“If you carry ya women rish dia, protect ya vote; they have expand Enugu airport to make sure you can flew ya goods to south east, atink my husband & him junior broda have do well. mind you, we women have short time to born shidren, man can born shidren till 100yrs so dont let mans to use ya shidren as militancy or as togs or army robbering, ask ya youths to enter house.” - Dame PATIENCE JONATHAN

gzib:

@Agaba,pls, b4 u continue, tell me the meaning of[i] progom[/i] so that we go dey the same level?. i no see the meaning for my dictionary.
Maybe i need to update.  
thanks

Time2Think:

Typical Naija mentality.

The Arab people that you want to copy their revolution, none of them speak English. Are their lifes not better than yours? You stay here criticizing Patience English every time as if she send u self. Are we English people?  LOL

Bad Belle kills.

gzib:

@Agaba,pls, b4 u continue, tell me the meaning of[i] progom[/i] so that we go dey the same level?. i no see the meaning for my dictionary.
Maybe i need to update.  
thanks

gzib:

@Agaba,pls, b4 u continue, tell me the meaning of[i] progom[/i] so that we go dey the same level?. i no see the meaning for my dictionary.
Maybe i need to update.  
thanks

slap1:

Agaba meant 'pogrom', I think. Even so, I think it's syntactically incorrect.

agabaI23:

You still got it wrong, I meant progrom not pogrom

“If you carry ya women rish dia, protect ya vote; they have expand Enugu airport to make sure you can flew ya goods to south east, atink my husband & him junior broda have do well. mind you, we women have short time to born shidren, man can born shidren till 100yrs so dont let mans to use ya shidren as militancy or as togs or army robbering, ask ya youths to enter house.” - Dame PATIENCE JONATHAN

texazzpete:

Their national language is not English. Our is. English is taught extensively in all our schools and is a criteria for educational progression in Nigeria.
Stop making imbecilic points.
Ignorance kills.

The new law, called the Patience law, comes into effect immediately.

Official notification of the law has been sent to TV stations, newspapers and on-line news sites and web-blogs.

The law is in response to what some in government have descried as disrespectful lampooning of the person of the current first-lady by unpatriotic elements.

Speaking to journalists at the Federal house of assembly, a spokesperson for the lawmakers said:

"Some people just have no respect for their elders. They keep attacking this[b] poor woman[/b] in an attempt to stain the character of her husband, our dear president.

But all that will end now. With this new law we have passed today, anyone who dares to insult the first-lady will face a five year jail term."

Coincidently, five years imprisonment is also the punishment in Nigeria for homosexuality.

When asked by reporters to give examples of the offensive things that have been said about the first-lady, thus necessitating the new law, the lawmaker declined to answer stating instead that:

"Even repeating them, is a crime."

He was asked if this new law will apply to all subsequent first-ladies. His response:

"Not everybody has problems with English."

lol, some good comic relief.

Agaba, Agaba, 

Time2Think:

LOL

Most of these people here cant even differentiate between a ladder and the letter "H".

nanidee:

- Joe Aibozaw



lol, some good comic relief.

Agaba, Agaba,