My jazzman pass your own now

Naija, We have decided to measure nairaland gentlemen by looking at their attitude to other people. The section would mirror your gentlemanliness according to your own reflection etc They won't allow you dictate to them. So, I believe only a gentleman would dare to people like acidrop and still won their heart.

I see nothing wrong in her being skceptical, she is using a mirror effect. To see whether you can Match Kobe, and Doyin13. Prove her wrong. By the way, Doyin13 you are welcome. Babeelove really missed you. In your absent, she'd became a 'born again' convert.

Kobe, I could see you are smiling. Don't forget, gentlemen don't just get a babee, they show by their deed why the babee must be theirs. Don't say it, just act it.

Babeelove, me and cheigemba, don't share mirror business. She just happen to see what you didn't see. She is fantastic. I am sure had she be a man, you wouldn't look twice at Kobe.

Tinaidar, joke sometimes has element of truth that mustn't be wish away. Some guys practically make a living making fun of others. Why? Because they know that generality of men would rather laugh at serious issue. They therefore device a means of preaching real life gospel by amusing others. You needing believe them, you just must hear them and smile.

If you doubt me, just pay for one of Ali Baba show, or Basket mouth. Better still watch Bashorun of Alagbado on Mitv.

Life is fun. When people laughs, we see their folly and wisdom. Some shed tear, other sprowl on the floor as if possessed, yet, some bang their head on anything around, human, walls, tables, no mercy. All in the name of joke. I know someone whom I love to see when laughing, you would pity him. His shirt would be drench by mixture of tear and siliva. It is fun. But, through my 'mirrors', I don't see their white or rotten teeth. I sees their hearts!

It's tnaidaR

Don't get your pile up as well

1000 Gbosas. _{begins oriki}
Honorable Professor Olanajim, PhD, MD, BSc, MSc, MBA, BA, FRACP, FRSC, DSc, MB BS, FRACS, FAFPHM, FAOrthA, MD BS, LLB, BVMs, BAppSc, OBE, DipApplSc, MPH.

Let me know if I missed one.

hip hip hip

OLE

Hahahaha!! Oriki who ? Me? Abosolutely wrong!

I am just a butcher at UNIVERSITY OF ABBATOUR, OKO OBA. I am presently awaiting result from last JAMB for the sixth time, to read THEOLOGY like Baba Iyabo. I want to be a miracleman like TB JOSHUA, PASTOR ADEBOYE et al. Just watchout for my new church. Both muslims and christains would be recruited.

Back to the honour, you may be right to say I have first class in my primary school. Name withheld. All the rest are just imaginary awards from dreamland, or is it nairaland? Thanks.

You can say that again!!!! ---God almighty!!!

---laffing and crying at the same time!!! I have lost at least 24 wrinkles in less than 24 hours!!!! Nairaland--I say you are the best!!!

tnaidaR:

_*pukes*

I hope you don't choke on your puke

doyin13:

I hope you don't choke on your puke

This thread really got traffic, huh?
Maybe i should start one for the opposite sex

99.9% are mannerless gnomes whose parents should have smothered them with a pillow at birth.

They are also VERY predictable, disagree with them and you are sudden a "LovePeddler". It's hilarious.

Thief oF Hearts

Ibi bayi lo ya na si

Oni ko rada rada e kuro ni bi bayi

Lepa oshi

somto somze

one for the opposite sex already exists

I think the competition has just been cancelled oh!!!  By the resident elders and elderesses of Nairaland, just like all nigerian elections the most gentlemanly competition has been plagued by not enough "whores"--to seat as the panel of judges!!!  Sorry guys--deepest regrets!  All of you back to the drawing board!!!!  Please more "whores" should enlist!!!!

lepa ke?

doyin,

shey won run e si mi ni? berra tell them that I'm no where to be found.

whats all this Yoruba Yoruba stuff sef

kitaun when I slap your face. The irony of that title is that the word "ngabti" hasnt even been used.

For sure they sent me after you o.

Remember that one whose heart you stole.

That proper gentleman

sorry ma @TOH

kitaun:

sorry ma @TOH

Now look at that

And they said there are no gentlemen on n/land

doyin13:

Now look at that

And they said there are no gentlemen on n/land

a gentleman @ 50 is a retard for LIFE

@TOH

na so u go dey slap ur husband abi?

@Doyin

none of ur bizness . . . can Kitaun ever qualify to be a gentleman in anyone's books?

@OMO OKO

how are u? bush girl

I see u are still as mentally deranged as ever . . . dont bother replying, I MIGHT NOT BE TOO CHANCED TO REPLY UR RANTS YET

kitaun:

@OMO OKO

how are u? bush girl

I see u are still as mentally deranged as ever . . . don't bother replying, I MIGHT NOT BE TOO CHANCED TO REPLY UR RANTS YET

am good, baba how now

doyin, kitaun is part of the 0.01% that I left open

Ouch

Traitor

Emi n ko

All I have ever done was pay you the utmost attention

*gives chin a trifle rub*
I see

by calling me names abi?

Ife ti mo ni fun e niyen