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sexkillz: Arque how far?

these girls have discombobulated you, ba?

Seriously, dude. I just hope I haven't made any enemies.

Goldieluks:


tHANKS sexkillz.

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Can we be friends, Goldie?

Shollypopz: YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!

OH!! THANK YOU ArQueBusieR!!!........I know this might sound silly but I've been trying to toast this bread for few hours and I just can't get myself to stay in one place. Thanks man, I didn't even realize how much I wanted you to say my name.

lol...You're welcome, Sholly.

Sorry to have kept you waiting, ladies and house.


Mann,this is hard!

Shollypopz: Looks like you took some time to gather intel on me. I really liked the PHP part (you code? wow!). Reading through your "codes", the divide between the virtual and real worlds became somewhat narrow to me.

Goldie: Amazing write-up. I loved it. I know you're into literature and whatnot. I really appreciate your literary talents as I'm not one bit poetic.

My decision? Shollypopz: She had me wondering if this was actually just some harmless game. I also like how she planned are assault on my heart based on the intel she gathered from my profile.

Choosing a winner was really hard for me, Goldie. I'm a very passionate young man: Shollypopz got to me by mentioning some personal interests/ambitions. Don't read too much into this, Goldie. You're no loser. You've got game.

Phew!!!

Mann! My mind is racing. Brb

Shollypopz: It's about to be my turn y'all.....ArQueBusieR pls read with an open heart ...

Goldieluks, u ready??!!

Wilco.

Shollypopz:
I'm sorry hun, ur signature and personal text misled me. I thought u spoke Spanish

If I ever steer you wrong, grab the wheel and jerk it left I'm only human but admitted I don't speak Spanish. lol

Shollypopz: Realmente ArQueBusieR, todo lo que quiero es que usted me quiere demasiado

Huh?! English would do, please.

I hate it when there's so much hate on display.

UmericanGirl: I wouldn't have to plan conjugal visits then...

How sweet.

Zoophilia at it's best.

Shollypopz: Oh my dear ArQueBusieR, how my heart beats as I await d time my words will march into your heart, explode your senses and give you the courage to give our

enemy - Goldieluks, d boot

LMAO!!! Zero hour is upon us.

Happy birthday!

Legit1:

But they can fvck half of Liberian women during peace-keeping missions?

Huh?!

k2039:
It takes common sense to know your statistic is not correct.


Ofcourse am not suprised,common sense is not common

lol...Talk about aiming a nuclear warhead at a fly.

Onila is a virgin because...because....... (FFX2) because she has no womanliness!

Nigerian soldiers are not trained to be people-friendly. Tread carefully.

ghettodreamz: Good Lessons here for....

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lol

So beautiful. Makes me wanna compose a song. Piano roll, where at thou?

176 Special Forces Battalion: Fear them, boko boys. Fear them.

ArQuaBusieR?! I thought it was ArQueBusieR.

Idowuogbo:


Mrs too serious actually having fun? goldie! no lie, u get crush for dis arque handle rite? ur play play no fit hammer u d guy o! he is happily married and blessed wiv 0ctuplets.

Huh?! *Faints*

Goldieluks: In the meantime, am dedicating this piece to the special...ArQueBusieR


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIitlWECuHQ




And the wooing continues......

Lovely, lovely, lovely! I love it!!

Goldieluks:

You are to be wooed mate.

Yay! Bring the heat.

What have I missed, house?

Doesn't seem like he's all there.

Whatever propels your ballistic missile, nescient woman.

Publicity stunt: no serious football club would appoint a 24-year-old as coach.

Respect nature. Or pay dearly for disrespecting her.

Shame. Dude could pass for a scarecrow: so scrawny.

Mynd_44: There was a day we were in our faculty, just guys hanging around talking football when this girl in high heels came walking by, she saw us from Dar and her steps changed and got sensual. Trust boys na, everyone was just looking at her when the worst happened. Her heels broke and she crashed into the concrete floor. Dang that was funny

LMAO...Really funny. But I would have felt sorry for her.

lol...Did you read my mind, OP? I like to maintain eye-contact while conversing with ladies as I'm very animated facially. Every guy should do this. It works a treat: it's almost like it has a taming effect on them.

The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart.

-Saint Jerome