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Nairaland / General / Re: Pictures Of The Most Attractive Armed Forces In The World by jimjones: 10:14pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
lucenzo: COLOMBIA not only is that the Cuban flag, it also clearly says, "CUBA". Saint Lucia? smh...naija and their copy and paste culture 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Fashola Releases Fantasy Video Of Lagos by jimjones: 9:05pm On Jun 14, 2013 |
they had to go and put tinubu in this video...made it a tad political. |
Car Talk / Re: N320M Bugatti Veyron Spotted In Abuja (picture) by jimjones: 6:04pm On Jun 12, 2013 |
yuzedo: you aint lied, bredrin. i'm saying, in my time, i've seen a lot on here. but this chinaimporter guy clearly takes the cake! cant do this no more, walai. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Fashola Signs Cremation Bill In To Law by jimjones: 12:18pm On Jun 11, 2013 |
cool. albeit, i fail to see why a 17yr old can't demand to be cremated whenever he/she dies. |
Religion / Re: Did You Put The Last Church Sermon In To Practice? by jimjones: 2:27pm On Jun 09, 2013 |
not yet. hoping to do so right after the pastor puts said sermon to practice. thanks for asking, though. |
Celebrities / Re: Weird MC Has No Plans Of Marrying by jimjones: 11:34am On May 30, 2013 |
...and i have no plans of overthrowing the british monarchy. 1 Like |
Politics / WORKING Video Footage Of The Governor's Forum Elections by jimjones: 4:16pm On May 28, 2013 |
Travel / Re: How Long Have You Lived In Diaspora & When Are You Returning Home? by jimjones: 2:05pm On May 25, 2013 |
as soon as nepa give light. |
Religion / Re: What Did You Learn In Today's Service? by jimjones: 11:49am On May 19, 2013 |
same stuff i been hearing for the last 26years. that means nothing learned. |
Health / Re: Should Non-doctors Head health Institutions? by jimjones: 1:59pm On May 01, 2013 |
how about, only political scientists should occupy elected offices? |
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Nigeria Police Week by jimjones: 12:22am On May 01, 2013 |
what's the point of the bike stunts? |
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Of P-Square Shirtless, Sipping Moet (Picture) by jimjones: 11:33am On Apr 25, 2013 |
mods, here's to hoping you'll do us the honors and frontpage a thread of "nkem owoh taking a sh!!t". imbec!les |
Religion / Re: Was The Sacrifice Of Jesus On The Cross That Big A Deal? by jimjones: 4:15pm On Apr 23, 2013 |
manny4life: true dat, bredrin...true dat. evil simply is the consequence of the good lord's incompetence and/or sociopathy. he's either clueless, or he's a sick fvck that derives pleasure in slaughtering innocent children the world over....with fire in sodom and gomorrah(or however the fark them stoopid biblical names are spelt), tsunamis in southeast asia, earthquakes haiti, hurricanes in north america, mudslides in south america, diseases in africa etc etc etc....oh, and obama drones of death in the middle-east! @OP: like you, i dont see the big deal in this character's death. besides the fact that dude's death was quintessential self-righteous suicide, it accomplished no tangible positive results. some of the christians on here will die horrible deaths due to poverty, sickness, accidents, natural disasters and all kinds of strife...! yet jesus' self-righteous suicide was supposed to reverse the consequences of original sin - which were both physical and spiritual. but as you and many have witnessed, fark aint changed for the better since j-boy passed...and fark aint never go'n change. someone claims dude was sin-free. i call bs on that, straight up and down. his rant and physical abuse at the temple was criminal and unnecessary. jesus clearly didn't have the nerve to assault the actual culprits...the custodians of the temple, the ogas at the top! instead he turned on the weak, the innocent folk adversely affected by the social circumstances of the times, who also happened to be trying hard to provide for their families! jesus turned on the victims! what fate would await me should i run amok with a baseball bat in a known den of thieves like any winners chapel church - thrashing the banks, church merchandise points, and the livelihoods of the poor kpofkpof, pure water, ice-cold 'mineral' and egg-roll sellers, trying to make ends meet? 3 Likes |
Islam for Muslims / Re: MEND Threatens To Bomb Mosques & Assasinate Imams by jimjones: 9:25pm On Apr 14, 2013 |
Shollyps: Who is MEND? they're a bunch of twats. ebele-sponsored loudmouthed nitwits sucking for attention all over the place. pays to ignore them. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Does PHCN Have A Customer Service Line? by jimjones: 11:21am On Apr 09, 2013 |
lol. e be like say this op nor get wetin to use him data for. |
Celebrities / Re: Why I Sleep In A Coffin - Charly Boy by jimjones: 11:48am On Apr 07, 2013 |
these moderators really need to get it together. y'all are failing this platform. how about you find us a charlyboy "why i have facial piercings" thread and kindly post it up on the front page? i don't believe that's too much to ask. 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Joseph Yobo Uncensored! I Can’t Be A Part-Time Eagles Player by jimjones: 1:56pm On Apr 05, 2013 |
you're not even qualified to be a part time eagle's player. 2 Likes |
Family / Re: Left-handedness In Children; Can It Be Corrected? by jimjones: 2:58pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
maasoap: I can see the way you see everybody as imbec!les that must include ur parents i'll break it down for you, you illiterate piece of shoite... if ya papa and/or ya mama, and every other papa and/or mama for dis wa world dey worry diasef becos dem pikin dey use lef hand, then, ya papa and/or mama and all such papa and/or mama dem be imbeh! now, as ya papa and/or ya mama dey for dis katigori, e nor sorprize me say you sef ton out to be imbeh. wetin dis mean on the flip side be say: ma papa and mama, and every other papa and/or mama wey get beta tings to konsain demselves with, other than the hand wey dia shidrens dey use chop, write, or clean nyansh, nor be imbeh. dem head korrekt well well...and wen dia shidrens sef com bon shidrens, dem nor go worry wish hand dem shidrens go dey use. for dis reason, my parents nor be imbeh, while you and yours dem be proper imbeh. e clear you now? 1 Like |
Family / Re: Left-handedness In Children; Can It Be Corrected? by jimjones: 1:07pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
megastu: I am even trying to teach my kids to write with left hand. The left side of the brain is the most developed. actually, the left hemisphere of the brain doesn't coordinate activities on the left side, it does the opposite. albeit, it's a good thing to train your kids to use their left hands as well. i hear i was born left-handed, but i'm ambidextrous today |
Family / Re: Left-handedness In Children; Can It Be Corrected? by jimjones: 12:59pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
maasoap: What has this got to do with being a woman? Must you comment? You think she is only parent in the world that is concerned about the child using left hand? Google is your friend, there you will a lot of concerned parents asking same question. see this deadhead o... the op happens to be a woman. if that was a man, i'd rightly refer to him as a man. but you're too much of an !mbec!le to get that. you illiterate person... try to read, understand, then respond APPROPRIATELY. ps: the op and ALL other parents of the world concerned about their children's left-handedness are industrial strength !mbec!les, and do not deserve to be parents. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Left-handedness In Children; Can It Be Corrected? by jimjones: 12:08pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
PrettyCindy: Hello everyone, people around me have been saying that my 1 year old son is a 'lefty'. Though i have keenly observed that he does practically everything from picking up objects to waving goodbye with his left hand. i'm reading this, and i still can't believe what the fark i'm seeing. how does god create a woman as mighty stoop!d as this one, and then take it a step further and bless her with a child? something's terribly wrong here, walai. 2 Likes |
Phones / Re: iPhone5 Or Samsung Galaxy S3: Which Is Better? by jimjones: 2:34am On Mar 29, 2013 |
chreld_b: correct persin....at least you have a sense of humor. all that is left for me na to show up for your dream! by the time i combine my winsh powers plus the brutal power of my overclocked galaxy note 2, me and my crew of winshes go forward your case to the underworld. better smear yourself in kernel oil or you nor go fit sleep well o. |
Phones / Re: iPhone5 Or Samsung Galaxy S3: Which Is Better? by jimjones: 2:07am On Mar 29, 2013 |
chreld_b: hahahaha...monkey. it's quite an honor to be a "buffon"!! isn't that one of the finest goalkeepers that ever stood between the sticks? |
Phones / Re: iPhone5 Or Samsung Galaxy S3: Which Is Better? by jimjones: 2:03am On Mar 29, 2013 |
Armaniswiz: lol...what a dweeb. oga europe, say you and your fellow iSHEEP dey use iphone for the european lungu wia you dey, nor necessarily mean say everyone in europe has an iphone. now, let's just assume say your bullsheet assertion is correct, i'll have you know that europe has the largest population of gays...connect the dots, if your birdbrain go allow you. it remains a phone for girls and the gays(not like there's anything wrong with any of those groups of people).i made that statement. now with respect to the topic...and as far as my initial post goes, that statement remains the most irrelevant. why you berkshire khunts are getting hung up on that is gobsmacking, walai. 1 Like |
Phones / Re: iPhone5 Or Samsung Galaxy S3: Which Is Better? by jimjones: 12:26am On Mar 29, 2013 |
chreld_b: you could also be a princess, no? |
Phones / Re: iPhone5 Or Samsung Galaxy S3: Which Is Better? by jimjones: 11:30pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
Belovedd: bros, nor mind that mumu wey waste money on iphone because e get speech recognition. and for the lot blabbering on about gaming on the iphone5...i dont know any serious gamers(dead or alive) that'll prefer gaming on a device with a smaller screen, weaker processor, and an absolutely useless battery. spec for spec, the iphone5 is a joke in comparison to the s3. it remains a phone for girls and the gays(not like there's anything wrong with any of those groups of people). @OP: you're most definitely better off with an android device(S3). android is the now and the motherfukin' future. ps: the iphone crowd are called iSHEEP for a reason....for a very good reason. 3 Likes |
Sports / Re: Yahaya Gaku Dies In Kaduna Hospital by jimjones: 8:00pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
please keep me informed...i cant wait to see it up in front page when his vulcanizer kicks the flipping bucket. |
Celebrities / Re: Mikel Obi To Wed Sandra Okagbue by jimjones: 12:55pm On Mar 25, 2013 |
Kaxmytex: Chai.....mikel carry im eye go market o.... lol...na delta soap she dey use na...delta dey clean bodi well well. anyway, di gyals don hama!...next ting na horma. |
Politics / Re: Abati Is A Product Of Same-Sex Marriage” – Fani-kayode by jimjones: 7:40pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
as much as i dislike abati, fani-kayode proves himself an !mbecile of biblical proportions. his rant makes absolutely no sense... albeit, i'm certain the sense-free will find it pretty deep. 4 Likes |
Religion / Re: Pope Francis: Angel-shaped Cloud Appears After His Announcement by jimjones: 11:11am On Mar 17, 2013 |
yea. sometimes i really feel sorry for this almighty god...or what she/he/it has been reduced to. i'm saying, he could easily have interrupted the pope's acceptance speech right there in the vatican, with a thundering voice from heaven(or wherever the fark it/she/he chills at); declaring his/her/its acceptance of the pope's election to the hearing of the thousands present at that square, and the millions watching from home. but noooo, that's too much to ask of the almighty god. the bomboclatt opted to order the clouds to shape up like an "angel" in some irrelevant corner of the earth, instead. the joker didn't even deem it fit to show as an actual angel, na to insult us with angel-shaped cloud. smh... then you wonder why reasonable people don't take religion and its hebetudinous followers seriously. i took a sh!!t precisely 4.2seconds before that angle-shaped cloud of yours showed up. translation: the good lord approved of my sh!!t. hallelujah praise the lordt! farkin idiats. |
Crime / Re: Fraudster Steals N3.1m From Redeemed Church. by jimjones: 10:30pm On Mar 02, 2013 |
~Bluetooth: true that, masa! the |
Business / Re: Charged N10,000 For Collecting Western-Union With Incorrect ID by jimjones: 10:02am On Feb 23, 2013 |
farkin yahoo boys. next time your imaginary brother carry false id go bank, na 50% him go lose...or e go face mopo. idiats. |
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