hilroy:
Davido this, Davido that...abeg make una leave the boy rest

Nah wetin sef!

Shawshank redemption.... my man Red....that meme sha

Hemcy1:
Same problem with me here, your own even small.but I bliv dat one day almighty God will remember me as he remembered Joseph in the prison.

he has remembered you today...advertise God and he'll advertise you...

what is this one saying

3-1 correct score...

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lalasticlala,mynd44

please how do you share data on airtel?

FP in a bit

akankemi1:
ko si ohun to le ti nki ro...hmmm

aunti sikira, e ti savage ju

Flirtyjane:
Please note that the Lady is in Ogun state and the guy is in Bayelsa.

The girl's mum and bro are in osun state.

How is there a connection?

Modified:

There was a night he saw a spider coming to him at night, he tried killing it but the spider couldn't be seen after hitting it.
This one wasn't a dream. He was awake and not yet ready to sleep.

Tell him to pray... just pray and fast

mtcheeewww....they think they're doing me

emmyid:
Lalasticlala and seun should come and see this, and take it to the promise land. We all have to learn from this.

I forbid that

hibiscus76:
buh Bros, I no dey pursue you naa

I know, na your town dey pursue me...Mbaise....hmmm

hibiscus76:
I'm an mbaise lady and this has chased a lot of intending suitors..lol

But really it's negotiable

make I sharpaly leave this thread for you

makydebbie:
Damn! That was long read! But I must finish this banku fess.
I get your point op, there's a limit to everything. Everyone has their breaking point.


What I do understand is, if my husband tries to hit, I'll show him I started watching wwe since I was five. So if he thinks he's going to get all Kung fu on me, dude is on a long thing. When I'm done taking you to suplex city and going all Roman reigns on you, dodging your punches to give my superman punch, he'll also understand why Shawn Michaels super kicks gets him his victories. Just before ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT, and a little RKO, he's gonna get the gift of Maky and drink it in.

Honestly, I'm not gonna sit in one corner and cry also probably plead, I'll fight. And we'll end up in the hospital together. As man and wife.

you made my day...

cross road you say...wait for me there am coming

At least they look happy
FP is certain

adajiboyy:
jesus had the cure. just talk to him in faith and see it cure it like it was never there

he cured me of Hepatitis B...I didn't go to any doctor, I cried to him and I drank my anointing oil and its all gone..

Pweetyjuddy:
U buy parking space for nairaland?

see this babe....Biko no try me o

Pweetyjuddy:
Let me park my car one side and watch..

park your car for my space if I catch you ehn

makydebbie:
Hahahahahahahahahaha
OP awon crayon pricks will come here to tell black, blue and white lies.

you get bad mouth ehn

To those who's got BAE, will you allow her do this to you all in the name of LOVE

he he he

space dey?

mine was when I was at the hospital with my baby mama who is to be delivered of a beautiful girl....in the middle of the night, they brought a woman who has complications during delivery somewhere, she was bleeding and her husband was only on boxers and singlet.... the nurses requested for 4k before they could attend to her, husband came to the hospital penniless..... she was dump by one side until she bled to death on a cold harmattan night....I can never forget that day...the husband just start walking into the darkness, and the nurses were like he should coman carry his wife's corpse or else they will charge him if they take her body to the morgue...
I hated nurse from that day.

cute

Lalas247:
It is not rape BUT

You clearly lack self control
Look she was in a VULNERABLE state yes .. u clearly stated she woke up crying .. even if she begged you to sex her you should have been a good guy and said NO ! Yes she would have thanked you for it and even valued you more


So cause she crying u thought lets fuvk Wt kinda guy are you ..
please ladies careful who you cry to when your mind ain't right .. it's sex the guy will be thinking about shioor
YOU LACK SELF CONTROL ! YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION ! scumbags up n down argh

Don't quote me

Ayaf quote you, oya coman beat me

WomanofList:
Try to comment more often dear

noted

phintohlar:
your name might appear amongst the remaining four, so relax bro

aiit

where my name dey, me wey I dey sleep dey wake for this section

transformation of life