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Education / Re: How To Know If A Woman Has Slept With Alot Of Men by josielewa(m): 11:47am On Sep 26, 2023
la click la bastard la click la bend la click la craze picture of used and unused toto or I dont believe la click la foolish
nairalanders una do this one
Agriculture / Re: This Is The Biggest Cat Fish I've Ever Seen by josielewa(m): 4:24pm On Sep 25, 2023
Go and return the mermaid ooo...I no fit do justice for o.p ooo....Go and throw it in the river. I know why am saying this.. Bring it to me so I can appease the mermaid on your behalf. I know the mermaid eulogy and panegyrics

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Career / Re: Oluwaseun Osewa Deserves A National Honour. by josielewa(m): 11:17pm On Sep 24, 2023
The website has not been improved since 2006 or so...still the same way...old school way....go check real forums how they look and operate. He deserves no honor for nairaland..just celebrating mediocrity....
Politics / Re: Bola Ahmed Tinubu Used This Certificate To Gain Admissions by josielewa(m): 5:43pm On Sep 13, 2023
seunmsg:

For my mind, i no get sense?
Politics / Re: FG Gave Each Legislator ₦100M But Asked A Ward To Share One Bag Of Rice - NLC by josielewa(m): 5:39pm On Sep 13, 2023
Omooba77:
What am I spreading...gonococus.....
Family / Re: The Woman My Husband Left Me For Is Pregnant And I'm Not Handling It Well by josielewa(m): 5:43pm On Sep 11, 2023
to avoid all this wahala...once I see a lady I so much love, am getting her pregnant asap...no be say I go marry am finish con begin dey hear stories that touch the heart...its compulsory you get pregnant for me before I put the ring on your finger..

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Romance / Re: Amarachi Amusi: I’m Richer Than Most Of The Men Seeking To Marry Me, Skit Maker by josielewa(m): 8:49pm On Sep 08, 2023
OyeofIkoTuN:
Standard men don't do Evening newspaper

Mumu
baba mi I go pass ikotun...I dey wait you for back of brt with my goons...hahahha
Romance / Re: I Have Lost Emotional Feeling by josielewa(m): 7:08pm On Sep 08, 2023
it happens like that atimes....am also like that...if someone dies for instance, I dont really care...if everybody is crying, I just behave as if nothing has happened...
Politics / Re: What Are Your Impressions Of Tinubu First 100 Days In The Office? by josielewa(m): 10:09am On Sep 08, 2023
we saw shege promax. He is a kind of autocratic leader who doesn't give a hoot about the masses..First subsidy removal without consultations or palliative. Thank God for grace and his providence that am not like the tinubudiots littering the whole of nairaland with begging...God I thank u ooo

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Politics / Re: Ogun Tribunal: APC, PDP In Fresh War Of Words by josielewa(m): 9:52am On Sep 08, 2023
abiodun will lose at the tribunal

first is a criminal offense in the U.S

second his forged academic certificate..WAEC..

All listed items can be proved beyond reasonable doubt.

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Sports / Re: Taiwo Awoniyi Nominated For August Premier League POTM Award by josielewa(m): 7:00pm On Sep 07, 2023
taiwo my nigger...I pray you win

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Politics / Re: Oyetola Condemns Physical Examination Of Cargoes By Customs by josielewa(m): 6:57pm On Sep 07, 2023
so that jagaban can import his white powder without checks
Foreign Affairs / Re: US To Give Ukraine $1bn In Aid As Russian Strike Kills At Least 17 by josielewa(m): 6:55pm On Sep 07, 2023
Revolution2022:
You are right
Middle finger
Foreign Affairs / Re: US To Give Ukraine $1bn In Aid As Russian Strike Kills At Least 17 by josielewa(m): 6:51pm On Sep 07, 2023
Revolution2022:
You are right.
e pain am..omo ode

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Politics / Re: Tribunal: APC Senators Have Right To Appeal; Atiku, Obi Have No Ground – Yahaya by josielewa(m): 5:59pm On Sep 07, 2023
The most useless buffoon in government...Everybody has a right to appeal...E pain the were say PDP akpoti natasha won at the tribunal...

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US To Give Ukraine $1bn In Aid As Russian Strike Kills At Least 17 by josielewa(m): 5:57pm On Sep 07, 2023
Revolution2022:
Putin is a coward
At least he got bigger balls than your papa
Foreign Affairs / Re: US To Give Ukraine $1bn In Aid As Russian Strike Kills At Least 17 by josielewa(m): 5:48pm On Sep 07, 2023
1 billion dollars in housing will keep those homeless people in US with a home..but no.., they must finance wars..America is a shit hole compared to Saudi, Dubai etc...Truly, america is as good as a shithole without wars and invasions...trillions spent on unnecessary wars would have turned USA into something like a utopia, but now degrading into a shithole..

As for Ukraine, you cant win and you will still repay those loans and aids one way or the other...The American capitalists will buy all those farmlands for almost free...

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Politics / Re: You Are Not An Engineer: Tinubu Aide Replies Obasanjo On Port Harcourt Refinery by josielewa(m): 5:19pm On Sep 07, 2023
Zxcvbnmghtr:


New moniker. 6th Sept 2023. Interesting! I look forward to read positive comments from you sir.
I will help check his comments in 2 months time.
Politics / Re: You Are Not An Engineer: Tinubu Aide Replies Obasanjo On Port Harcourt Refinery by josielewa(m): 5:18pm On Sep 07, 2023
Kingozymandias:


You talk way too much for your age. You always assume everyone wants to read your opinions. Are ou a woman?
That one na first class were
Politics / Re: You Are Not An Engineer: Tinubu Aide Replies Obasanjo On Port Harcourt Refinery by josielewa(m): 5:14pm On Sep 07, 2023
If the refinery gets to work by December, I will do 1million naira giveaway to each nairalander on this thread...so wake me up by december for the giveaway....I laugh in okigwe

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Properties / Re: The Families Who Sold Land To Me Wants Their Cut. by josielewa(m): 2:31pm On Sep 06, 2023
xin5:
that's the full picture.
I only did that for future reference for them to know the new occupant, since they are the owner of the layout and the families are still within the environment.
So they won't disturb him when he decides to develop
look at your statement...now that you will split the proceeds 50 50...I hope informing them makes you a real g..

Am angry like this..Those bestad omonile will frustrate you

I will advise you fence your land and gate it...This is a case of monkey wey wise, na monkey go still chop am...
Properties / Re: The Families Who Sold Land To Me Wants Their Cut. by josielewa(m): 2:06pm On Sep 06, 2023
xin5:
for future reference I guess you don't understand that.
That is none of your business...that is even if they know the land has been sold..Even if they know, they can do nothing once you have the deed of assignment and I dont think the law states that they should be informed if you want to resell since you have their signature on the deed of assignment..

Abeg try dey stay Taliban for this life..Gentle people no dey last ooo
Properties / Re: The Families Who Sold Land To Me Wants Their Cut. by josielewa(m): 1:30pm On Sep 06, 2023
simple logic...

Get some money and fence the land yourself..put a shop in front..

After that, you can sell it. If land is not fenced and gated, they still believe they have a say...

When my dad wanted to buy a plot of land from a banker at alimosho, all the man did was tell my dad that he was going to tell them my dad is the developer to build a structure on it for him..

My dad agreed..At the start of construction, they came as usual for their entitlements. The banker was there with my Dad acting like his developer or contractor. Till the building was finished, shishi dem no collect, and dem never know till date that my father owns the land and building...

First fault from you is informing them...

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Crime / Re: Leaked Nudes Flood Social Media As Ladies Combat Blackmailers by josielewa(m): 7:29pm On Sep 02, 2023
celeb nudes full telegram na...at least every day I see about 20 new nudes from telegram...I dont pity all these females
Go to tiktok, see them dancing almost nude and saying all sort of vague and profane shit...why record yourself in the first place...and I can tell you that 70% of the time, they know and they do it for money....nothing else...snapchat, private snaps etc.....
Phones / Re: Free Digital Tv Stations On Lg Led Tv Without Any Decoder by josielewa(m): 4:47pm On Sep 02, 2023
I think its signal failure. My experience was around 2005, got home from school and decided to watch cartoon only for the local stations not to show. I traced the problem only to discover that the outdoor antenna wire has been cut into two.

I decided to join it together and made sure the local antenna is facing our neighbours dstv. By the time I recanted the station I was lucky to pick two foreign stations carnal +..a French station or so showing batman and one other sports station..I watched for Like 30 minutes before Nepa decided to switch the light off..When power came back, the channels were gone...although the channel weren't that clear...

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Politics / Re: A. Amode Vs Bola Tinubu: Ientity Theft Or Mere Coincidence? by josielewa(m): 9:46pm On Aug 26, 2023
complete it or forever remain silent on this topic

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Has 2 Chicago University Certificates Signed By Different People - Atiku by josielewa(m): 9:16pm On Aug 26, 2023
GoodLife4live:
u go cry tire... I for arrange for your arrest... But let the show begin...

With just ip address u will be tracked with in 7 days...

Continue... Hope u have concrete evidence to all the defamatories

GoodLuck
I.p address yen yen yen...you speak like a fool...so everything he said warrants an arrest...if you cannot bottle the criticism and name calling, then log out of here...all the name calling and lowly actions and words of you people during Jonathan's regime, how many of your kin and Kith were ever arrested....none..you come online threatening arrest...I dare you...

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Yevgeny Prigozhin's Dead Body Taken To Medical Examiner's Office by josielewa(m): 4:42pm On Aug 24, 2023
Larryndelaw:
Where is RUFAI and ARISE TV who said couple of days ago that Wagner leader was already in Africa. I disputed it on a comment on Arise. Rufai always spread lies and propaganda. Arise TV stinks
yes 2 days ago he was in africa...he did a video...

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