Akpabio22:
Sex is overrated. Have you ever called your girlfriend to come over because you're Hot and you want to kack the hell out of her. Then before she arrived you masturbate once. The next thing that comes your mind you will feel like telling her to rest. Most people are sex starved because they watch porn too much. Try to stay away from porn for 6 months and get busy with meaningful things brotherly believe me you won't have all those useless urge for any woman.

now this is gbamsolutely correct..when i see an open cleavage while in such abstinence mode i go just dey look am like cartoon and be laughing at the back of my mind..

Agro marshalls with traffic vest..agbero dey run for this people blood...i blame unemployment for this public caricature

Exousiang01:


Did you read the part where I said I don't spare the rod?
You obviously were not properly brought up.
If you were you won't come up here to insult me.

man chill.. you cannot parent your children alone...you hear say teacher knock your son you come dey fume..what kind of parents does that? You discipline your child to respect an authourity not just your authourity reason you enrolled them..your kids are likely to spend more hours in school and among their peers than with you except on weekends and holidays...also you encourage your kids to mobilse themselves to attack an enemy like some cult (family) frat...man you are raising spoilt children with your 500k..

LaziestYouth:
Eye for Eye

mouth for tit

Raskimonojendor:
Slappers British school.

haha...imagine say the bully papa na wike and he come put body too..na rain of slaps go ensue..

Broke man be thinking how he can salvage his life with only primary one fee...normally this money dey shock the regular yahoo boy but i know say plenty nigerians fit afford am..

Maysdevices:
After going through the comments, I am forced to ask

Are the people commenting here graduates who are supposed to lead society soon or is this another form of 2go? Is this place filled with teens who lack basic education?

Supposedly mature men can not read or comprehend when they read

Hmmmmm!

don't take nairaland too serious..its just a cyber dump..all you need is an unverified email to start trolling..what happens here stays here...i've been here for some time now and despite having over 3m users nairaland is yet to go viral..only about 20% of the users would dare to put their real pictures..lol..even the users are surfing discreetly because i am yet to meet an active nairalander in real life..

Eleohjo:
What the difference in bringing nuclear weapons to Poland, The US and Russia shares border with each other.

i swear...a mad continent that spans across 11 latitudes..

franchasofficia:




Yorubas are so wonderful, in fact, Yorubas are the most behaved and most decent people on earth, no fault at all, all Yoruba tenants pay rent on time, all Yorubas do not host parties and block major roads, all Yoruba tenants don't ever attend party, they always sit in their house praying for Nigeria and minding their business. Yorubas even hate parties. In fact, most Yoruba tenants pay their rent to their landlords before their rent expires.



Yorubas are truly the best, faultless tribe with no blemish at all

9ja don hate igbo be say she don hate am..igbos have no option than to up their rebellion game and reply the hates accordingly...hausa boy and igbo boy wey go steal copper for enugu...ibo boy dey prison now hausa boy dey move freely... Even the once acclaimed detribalized and politically correct igbos have had experiences that made them denounce their detribalizenship" lol ...awolowo was just about being very sincere with the issue..

CrownedPhoenix:
Is the supermarket a consulate?

who knows? highly classified..

Old witches and wizards hanging unto properties even when they barely understand any sh¡+ no more...something beget something...when the 'sins of the fathers are visited to the sons it wouldn't be entitlement by then..

Na real man you be...her nuclear weapon failed...you can't be manipulated..

Imagine..for better for worse till death do them apart..lol...how man dey get mind marry woman put for ein house is still a shocker to me..

Like harry kane ...like alan shearer..though the latter won a league title and former played abroad...

For 9ja you go report taya especially if na 30k salary...if the organization no too formal you fit arrange soldier(s) go meet whoever dey in charge make e explain why he refused to pay you...private employers in nigeria worse pass idi amin government..

Maybe you are not professional and competent enough...as a man i have had this sort of work place scenario several times...even the staffs that have worked for a decade i conquer and silence them all with my competence in just under a month...infact na me go come carry ship like captain...don't run from bad energy...show your own energy.

Na 5% accuracy..you'l be surfing in Enugu while your ip says Rivers..

You guys are missing the interesting part...they purposely breed these sort of terrorist soldiers for the south..

Antivirus92:
not only igala, even Uganda is proud of her.
Ndi ara

lol..no be imo girl be that?

The girl is good...without doubt.

This picture depicts the state of the nigerian state..the teacher represents the mad politicians in power.. the pupils are the zombified masses..

She is invariably proclaiming that she is a lazy biatch...how about bachelor wey dey cook banga stew..any hope for him?

I remember a friend to my brother who drowned in this pool in 2006 or so while celebrating...drunk guy fell at the deepest part of the pool after leaving his friends at the bar...before they realized 'iyke had overstayed his leave guy man don drown finish..it was a night affair...na so everybody japa..they later placed unknown calls to the guys family to simply inform them that "iyke don mud o" without any details ...the notorious pool spans btw 4-10ft..

The content doesn't really suit the heading..women should be serving the meat to their husband like food or ensure to seriously provocate the D in subtle ways...but then sex has become a nuclear weapon and that means she would be disarmed..

All of a sudden a certain NIWA don show up now..government agencies strictly minding their salaries..

All these dating cheating relationship brouhaha is becoming annoying...must a man be with a woman and vice versa..make we rest kwanu..

Eriggayabdem:
Unaware that the pills had expired years ago, he told us that the young people had retained the outdated medications with the intention of using them during the Eid celebration.

With the intention of using them during the Eid celebration?
Are the drugs recreational in nature or what? Besides, this reportage is trash. Too little details given about the "drugs"

my thoughts exactly...probably tramadol..

Na step down him hold for hand..if you know

The 11th. Commandment states that 'help is a sin..if you wan dey open gate for neigbour na you go open gate taya...make everybody mind dey for wetin eim dey do...nigerians enjoy lawlessness and can't keep up with simplest of laws and orderliness...

Flame333:
I wonder how someone, a matured adult will just decide to make herself a liability to someone else.. You grow up in your father's house up to the age of 20 and after that you've decided that the next person that you will become a liability to up to 80 or how many years you spend on earth will be a man... how this mentality became part of the female being is still a surprise...

Even in the animal kingdom, I never see where female animals solely depend on male animals for their well-being everybody day hustle..

the primary assignment was stated clearly as an helper, an assistant and not a liability...


someone will bring you into their life and you will become a liability, mental stress and still cheat on them...

this thing has equally been shocking me since ..how a full grown adult with 4 limbs 5 sense organs and a working brain can't take responsibility of their lives..

Caleycash:
Rubbish Analogy... most women out there are manipulative and 419!, never seen any woman add any damn value to a man in reality, it's always give me and receiving, please stop posting lies and nonsense here!

even after the endless givings expect vigourous disrespect and disregard...women feel like they deserve a trophy when they insult and disrespect a man...