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Islam for Muslims / Re: "The Earth Is Fixed And The Sun Revolves Around It" - Saudi Cleric (video) by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 1:02pm On Sep 18, 2016
The Bible supports this claim but Christians ignore it.. preferring to believe the only one reference to a circle in the Bible while ignoring all the other references that support a fixed "immovable" Earth.

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Politics / Re: Shema Submits Himself To EFCC, Says "I Have Nothing To Fear" by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 1:00pm On Sep 18, 2016
kropotkin2:
The EFCC under the vibrant leadership of Magu is doing an excellent job going after the PDP crooks who put us in the mess we currently find ourselves in. I know you end your fellow lovers of corruption are not happy about this, but let me tell you this: There are millions of Katsina indigenes who will go to bed tonight pleased by the fact that one of your heroes will sleep in an EFCC cell tonight. Continue to support them of. Someday they will credit your account with its proceeds

As your memory fails you just like it has failed a lot of APC Zombies. have you no recollection that the bulk of APC's 85% top ministers are defected PDP loyalists?! APC. new wine in Old skins

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Phones / Re: Nigerian Man Buying Iphone7 In Malaysia Videos Himself (Video) by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 12:30pm On Sep 18, 2016
UP BIAFRA!!!
Celebrities / Re: Skepta's “Konnichiwa” Wins Mercury Prize In UK by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 9:31pm On Sep 16, 2016
Nigerian-born
Nairaland / General / GOODBYE Nairaland. It Has Been A Great Ride by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 7:50pm On Aug 11, 2013
This is just to say. This shall be my very last post on Nairaland. Apparently you cannot unregister your account. I want to say 5000+ posts later, it has been worth the experience. I will miss a lot of you who have made this journey a cracker of sorts. I no longer find the passion to post or read off NL anymore. I have my reasons and I would rather keep them off NL. Take care all.

Yours Truly
Religion / Re: Must You Respond To An Altar Call To Be Truly Born Again? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 7:29pm On Aug 11, 2013
Yungwizzzy: being born again is an attitude. they're people who respond to alter calls almost every crusade they attend. what are they?

Pre-mature births?
Travel / Re: Stay And Develop Your Country- Briton To Nigerian Youths by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 7:12pm On Aug 11, 2013
Seriousbusiness:

Which work u dey do?

You nor suppose ask dat kain quesion. You suppose know naaa grin
Travel / Re: Stay And Develop Your Country- Briton To Nigerian Youths by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 4:03pm On Aug 11, 2013
Less than 1% of the nation corruptly eating the food meant for 150 million Nigerians. There are no greener pastures here just hungry grasscutters scraping at the patches of crumbs not yet eaten by the greedy bunch and the private corporations. Yes you guessed it. The MAN has landed in Nigeria. The future is bleak only the successful are blissfully ignorant of it. 150 million impoverished, deadly desperate angry Nigerians eating off your shock-ridden corpses.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 9:17am On Aug 11, 2013
Nigerian peeps don't smile or talk to other Nigerian peeps at international airport lounge. They just pose and fiddle with their BBS or iPads. Peeps from other countries who have never met strike up a conversation and just chat till they are ready to go. Na so so pose naija peeps dey pose. Weda na Lagos, London, Frankfurt. Even when it is obvious you are Nigerian too
Celebrities / Re: Do You Remember Alex Okoroigwe aka ' Alex O' ? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 2:38pm On Aug 10, 2013
She's My Bananna Girl.. Alex O Alias Nigerian Michael Jackson.. the crybaby stammerers of today's music scene have him and others in hi stime to thank for their success
Crime / Re: Why Don't We Investigate Deaths In Nigeria? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 7:47am On Aug 09, 2013
Cos deep-down... people don't really give a sh..
Nairaland / General / Re: Has Manmustwac Been Sacked? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 7:14am On Aug 09, 2013
What have we learned from all this!? We are simply food and oil grease for this engine called Nairaland. When the driver has covered enough distance, it is time for an oil change. We are nothing more

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Politics / Re: RIP MUMUCRACY: 1999- 2015 by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 6:38pm On Aug 07, 2013
why focus on one clueless mumu when what we should really be doing is focusing on 150+ million blissfully ignorant, highly impoverished mumus
Religion / Re: 10 Commandments Of Rational Debate by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 4:46pm On Aug 07, 2013
@cyrexx permit me to edit an entry

3. Thou shall not use small
numbers to represent the whole. (Fibonacci Argument)
Romance / Re: 10 Signs He’s Not Husband Material by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 6:21pm On Aug 06, 2013
Sanboy25: Post all of the signs here, because I will not click on your link... undecided

Seconded
Religion / Re: Please How Do I Resist The Devil? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 5:47pm On Aug 06, 2013
Richfella:


Kwo!
See as devil dey quote Bible. Lager my man!

e don tay wey we dey waka the earth grin grin grin
Car Talk / Re: How To Avoid Men Of Edo State Task Force On Benin By-pass by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 5:43pm On Aug 06, 2013
blink182: they will throw their baton with nails on your path, you will hit it, burst your tires, lose control, fly off the road and die.

They will simply park their load and close for the day or maybe a week.

hahha h ah ahhha ahaah grin grin grin laughing @bolded
Car Talk / Re: How To Avoid Men Of Edo State Task Force On Benin By-pass by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 2:26pm On Aug 06, 2013
All dat no go work with edo people. Simply dress like a witch doctor and paint your face. Carry a moulded statue with pointed nipples and sharp teeth and wrap it in a red cloth in the back seat of your car. Dem nor born dem well

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Religion / Re: Please How Do I Resist The Devil? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 11:38am On Aug 06, 2013
To Resist the Devil is to Resist your base natural emotions. The Devil is not responsible for what was born when Man was created. God was thrown back in shock and surprise when he said and i quote

Genesis 6:5 The LORD saw how great the wickedness of the human race had become on the earth, and that every inclination of the thoughts of the human heart was only evil all the time.

Mark 7:20-22 And He was saying, "That which proceeds out of the man, that is what defiles the man. "For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed the evil thoughts, fornications, thefts, murders, adulteries, deeds of coveting and wickedness, as well as deceit, sensuality, envy, slander, pride and foolishness

Stop blaming the devil for your own evil nature.. blame God because

Romans 8:7 The carnal mind is enmity (hostile) against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.”
Politics / Re: Dress Code In Lagos House Of Assembly Worthy Of Emulation by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 9:21am On Aug 06, 2013
Maxymilliano: Same Lagos State House of Assembly that adopted the use of Yoruba on Thursdays for legislative business now enforcing a dress code.

Question is will it affect the quality of legislation or just playing to the gallery ?

They actually speak in yoruba on thursdays, perhaps they should re-write the laws of the land in yoruba and take to fringes of lagos where yorubas reside grin grin I know say quarrel go start now

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Politics / Re: James Ibori's 55th Birthday Party (Pictures) by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 9:17am On Aug 06, 2013
this guy will come back a Hero like Al-Mustapha and the eminent Nigerians will crowd around him asking for advice. I am sure our eminent daddies in christ will also be on hand to give him divine justification to be the next President of Nigeria given that all indications point to the North come 2015 grin grin He has cause to celebrate, Nigerians are too dull to notice his plans
Religion / Re: 666 On Almost All Product We Consumed by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 6:47pm On Aug 05, 2013
OMG!!!! I am totally possessed now grin grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Deloitte Nigeria Graduate Recruitment by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 5:45pm On Aug 05, 2013
engineerd: Hello...please i applied and i got an auto email saying i was rejected!!!

You must have supplied your real Age.. a hot topic on discussion today, should qualified applicants be rejected based on their Age?
Romance / Re: I Don't Want To Drop Out Of School.. Please Help.! by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 5:13pm On Aug 05, 2013
@born2.. you for give am better advice.
@OP How old are you.. How tall are you.. are you well endowed. then your success story is between your present location and Abuja.. Abuja Madams are eagerly waiting for you, if you do not meet the criteria.. there is only one option left for you.. LASTMA or LAWMA or SURE-P or MEND choose wisely
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Age Requirement Is Unconstitutional by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 4:07pm On Aug 05, 2013
adconline:
What did you accomplish at 21? What was ur greatest accomplishment at 25?

Nothing.. went to Uni very late (21) I don't think i have made any great accomplishments in life asides having 2 kids that i plan to train to play soccer grin i have a close friend though, he is just 36 and a Group CFO of a leading employer in Nigeria.. now that is an accomplishment for a young man .. ohh almost forgot. I am also an employer of labor in 2 SMEs, f'course you are aware that there are government/non-government agencies that can fund (have funded) your ideas smiley Ask Deji Alli of ARM how unemployment did not deter him from getting his ideas funded
Car Talk / Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 3:58pm On Aug 05, 2013
FrostyZonn:

Some people just ain't equipped with sense of humor.

Ain't that the Truth bruv
Romance / Re: Married Men That Still Visit Roadside Brothels by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 1:22pm On Aug 05, 2013
chifreke:
i guess no matter how u bath a pig...he will alwayz go bak top dirt

why marry a pig in the 1st place

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Age Requirement Is Unconstitutional by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 12:33pm On Aug 05, 2013
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Romance / Re: A Thread For Faithful Partners by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 12:20pm On Aug 05, 2013
@OP a virtue is really a shift in thinking at a particular point in time. Think of it as your Will-power to avoid evil. it is not 100% flowing all the time just as you are not in the anointing 100% of the time.. moments of weakness can build a habit if not quenched. we are human afterall and daily battle our inner demons. 100% Faithful 24/7 365 Man is a robot not a faithful Husband, probably has chopped kobnomi grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Married Men That Still Visit Roadside Brothels by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 12:14pm On Aug 05, 2013
emmboy: I still can see and hear about so many married or mature-looking responsible men that still stop by to visit cheap prostitutes. I was one day in a bar when I over-heard some men that look so responsible and married still talking about how their ashi customers treated 'em. They were not being shy enough to talk about such a shameful act in the public. I waited a second to think about this and thought about their wives at home... Innocent woman waiting for her husband to come home and not knowing he's gone to have a round with a cheap slut. What a risky matrimonoy!!! Well, I'm posting this here so as to ask if at all there's any good reason for patronizing this shameless sluts!

Well.... who job is it to take care of the husband, Wife or Ashi.. someone is not doing their job well wink

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