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Jokes Etc / Re: Wrong Notation by Mystique(f): 12:26pm On Oct 26, 2007
Jokes Etc / Re: For Husbands Who Prefer Younger Women by Mystique(f): 12:25pm On Oct 26, 2007
Now, that's how you crack a joke. . . smiley
Jokes Etc / Re: Here Is The Good Side Of Rumour-mongering by Mystique(f): 12:21pm On Oct 26, 2007
So, where is the funny part. . .?? sad sad
Family / Re: You Must Get Pregnant Before We Can Wed! by Mystique(f): 12:08pm On Oct 26, 2007
May all you men marry wives that are ONLY interested in child bearing and NOTHING else (After all, that is the MAIN purpose of marriage, init. . . ?) angry angry

After you've grown old & wrinkly, and your children are all grown up and have spouses of their own, May your marriages break up and your wives leave you. . .  . .

***sarcarsm intended***
Romance / Re: Would You Marry Your Age Mate? by Mystique(f): 11:59am On Oct 26, 2007
Yeah, afterall, age is really nothing but a number. . .  kiss
Politics / Re: Madam Etteh! For Or Against? All In Favour: by Mystique(f): 11:50am On Oct 26, 2007
ETTEH (the rat) must go. . . !!

***Holds up placards***
Politics / Re: MEND Threatens To Blow Up The 3rd Mainland Bridge by Mystique(f): 11:47am On Oct 26, 2007
MEND should be eliminated, once and for all. . . !! angry angry
Fashion / Re: Skimpy Dressers: Confidently Shy, Stupid, Or What? by Mystique(f): 11:45am On Oct 26, 2007
You can wear whatever you like, as long as you're comfortable in it. . . wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Woman Sleeps Wit Midget by Mystique(f): 2:30pm On Oct 25, 2007
Now, that's just nasty. . . . lipsrsealed
Family / Re: You Must Get Pregnant Before We Can Wed! by Mystique(f): 2:03pm On Oct 25, 2007
Marriage was created primarily for companionship, every other thing is secondary (child bearing inclusive)

If a couple cannot have children of thier own, then they should explore other options (e.g. adoption, surrogate parents, etc) kiss
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Lied About Her Age: Should I Dump Her? by Mystique(f): 1:57pm On Oct 25, 2007
@ Poster: No one can advise you on what to do, at the end of the day, its YOUR call to make, so get on with it. . . . angry
Politics / Re: California On Fire by Mystique(f): 1:43pm On Oct 25, 2007
amaikama:

I wish tu-pac was here. he would have made a song for them. it just unfortunate! cry cry

What's that got to do with anything. . .??
Jokes Etc / Re: Men Are Too Clever by Mystique(f): 1:36pm On Oct 25, 2007
The joke is alrite, I think i smiled a bit the first time i heard it. . . cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Jilt Him Before He Jilts You by Mystique(f): 1:34pm On Oct 25, 2007
Why is this getting personal. . . ?? undecided undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: Going To Bed by Mystique(f): 1:29pm On Oct 25, 2007
This post should be somewhere under the 'nothing to say' thread, angry angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Will u join a Nudist Club for free? by Mystique(f): 1:28pm On Oct 25, 2007
You guyz are cracking me up here. . . . grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Naughty Professor by Mystique(f): 1:25pm On Oct 25, 2007
ituen, e be like say u dey vex o. . . . shocked shocked
Politics / Re: MEND Threatens To Blow Up The 3rd Mainland Bridge by Mystique(f): 9:48am On Oct 19, 2007
Nigerians SHOULD NOT dialogue with terrosists, They should be eliminated once and for all. . . . angry angry
Politics / Re: House Of Reps Member Slumps And Dies In Etteh Must Go Brawl by Mystique(f): 9:41am On Oct 19, 2007
ETTEH must go. . . .! She has caused too many problems already as it were. . . . angry angry angry
Forum Games / Re: Kill English And Go Free! by Mystique(f): 9:35am On Oct 19, 2007
What is you peopled talkings about here. . . .?? undecided undecided
Politics / Re: I Won’t Resign - Etteh by Mystique(f): 9:33am On Oct 19, 2007
PDP has asked Etteh to step aside. . . . grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Send And Win by Mystique(f): 2:00pm On Sep 14, 2007
angry angry
Jokes Etc / Re: The Atheist And The Shark by Mystique(f): 2:00pm On Sep 14, 2007
smiley smiley
Family / Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Mystique(f): 3:25pm On Sep 12, 2007
BABEELOVE:

Well! Thank you for your imput. May your marriage remain boring and without spice so you may forget the "good times" since you have opted to get used to the "routine and boredom"-----------Just let us borrow your husbands for one night a week so he does not kill you with rat poison one day for your missionary cheesy activities!

And may your own marriage be a whole lot more boring and spiceless than mine, Amen, grin grin

Culture / Re: Terrible State Of The English Language In Nigeria by Mystique(f): 1:48pm On Sep 10, 2007
@ Topic: Dont worry, with pepul like me, who have study hinglish language for 10 years and higher, we will teash dose who have not learn the hinglish yet very well. . . . grin
Travel / Re: My Passport Slept In Water For Two Days! by Mystique(f): 1:45pm On Sep 10, 2007
There is no long thing here, just apply for a new passport, the old one is condemned. . . !! cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Leona Helmsley Left $12 Million For Her Dog. by Mystique(f): 1:43pm On Sep 10, 2007
I think she's just a silly old (late) woman, angry
Romance / Re: No Finance, No Romance! by Mystique(f): 1:43pm On Sep 10, 2007
Its a really simple equation. . .

If no money = no love,

then

Lots of Money = Lots of Love

QED kiss kiss
Family / Re: Infidelity In Marriage, Is There Any Cure? by Mystique(f): 1:40pm On Sep 10, 2007
@ Topic: Nope, there aint no cure to infidelity in marriages. . .

Its an unavoidable fact (sadly), lol. . . . . undecided
TV/Movies / Re: TV Shows: Prison Break, Lost Or 24? by Mystique(f): 1:37pm On Sep 10, 2007
24, anyday, anytime, anywhere baby. . . . kiss

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