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Business / Re: FCCPC Orders Opay To Address Account Anomalies; Opay Reacts by Platony(m): 10:18pm On Oct 04, 2023
For now, Opay remains the best Bank, both commercial & microfinance.

When u're talking of Fraud, our commercial Banks are the champions.
Have u guys had time to check how much u're debited for bank charges in a month??

Now, compare it with Opay, who is the criminal?

During the cashless policy, Opay was the only Bank that helped millions of Nigerians.

Their competitors are scared of their achievements & are drastically loosing customers, that's why u're always hearing funny stories about Opay.

Opay is the best, at least for now.

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Romance / Re: Marry Me! I Will Bring Half Of The Cost Of The Wedding, She Just Told Me by Platony(m): 9:31pm On Dec 25, 2022
Nothing on Earth that will make that lady not to use it against u, infact, never allow ur woman to contribute shishi for d marriage or when building a house, Avoid "After all I did for you".

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Crime / Re: 4 Internet Fraudsters Die Of ‘drug Overdose’ In Bayelsa by Platony(m): 6:41pm On Dec 03, 2022
It baffles me how these boys wreck people's lives by defrauding them and expect to live a good peaceful life.
People's sweat, some pensioners.
They'll wipe everything without thinking twice. God is watching.
Politics / Re: Osinbajo: We’re Proud Of Our Achievements As Government by Platony(m): 7:44am On Aug 02, 2022
TheRareGem1:
I'm very sure majority won't read the content of this post.
How would you know that the VP was represented by his DCOS or that he said "As a government, we are proud of the achievements already recorded by NAPTIP" grin grin

How u take know?? grin grin
U must be a seer. I don't think I can waste my energy reading such content.
The comment section is more important to us.
Religion / Re: Hymns Or Gospel Songs, Which Do You Prefer? by Platony(m): 2:18pm On Jul 10, 2022
Hymns over & over.
U can't compare d vibes.
Hymns got a whole different vibes.
Romance / Re: MY Girlfriend's Sister Is Acting Strange by Platony(m): 9:39am On Jun 05, 2022
Does Nairaland allow kids to post too?.

It is too obvious this is coming from a kid.
TV/Movies / Re: What Is That Movie You Will Watch Over And Over Again?? by Platony(m): 4:15pm On Jun 03, 2022
Apocalypto
Romance / Re: I'm Crushing Or Liking My Reverend, What Can I Do? by Platony(m): 11:03pm On Apr 09, 2022
AntiMen:

Love isn't the word, you should understand how I'm feeling, like I always think of him and always want to have a conversation with him...

I can't hit on him, neither would I ruin either of our homes by having an affair with him, but how can I erase what I'm feeling about him?
Hanty, if u continue this way....u will eventually fall in love with him & God forbids, another thing will follow.
Stop going to his Parish!
Crime / Re: Lagos Domestic Worker Flees With N13.9m Cash, Jewelry One Week After Resumption by Platony(m): 8:35am On Jan 20, 2022
Na God go punish this Blessing.
Thief!!!
Tomorrow now wen that woman stops helping people, una go say she wicked.
Business / Re: Help Me!! My Money Is Missing. by Platony(m): 7:43am On Jan 20, 2022
I will never do any transfer on ATM,..never!!
That machine craze pass POS own. angry angry
Business / Re: Fight Breaks Out In Banking Hall As Bank Refuses To Reverse Customers' Money by Platony(m): 10:06pm On Dec 09, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
All those bankers and thier very annoying way of attending to customers

Very useless bank...
The funny thing is almost all banks are so useless not only uba...access bank, wema, fcmb, gt are all useless...

Even the zenith bank I thought they were the best untill they frustrated me one Sunday like that
No sms notification was working, no credit transaction was working, the mobile app completely down , ussd wasn't functioning
They almost ruined my life that particular Sunday ...
First bank own is the worse...the day they frustrated one of my niggar in an emergency situation....my niggar almost started crying..that was the day he vowed to start using multiple banks...incase if one fails..he can switch immediately to the other
Using multiple banks is very advisable in dis part of the world cos the way our banks or gsm network providers disappoints ehn...u don't need a sooth sayer to tell u shouldn't rely on one, especially as a business person.
Romance / Re: Lady Refuses To Sleep With Man Who Took Her On Expense Paid Vacation-He Did This by Platony(m): 9:36pm On Nov 24, 2021
Dis kind thing dey sweet ehn.. grin grin
I remember when I wasn't married, I've done such before like twice but, not travelling abroad o.
Who dash me money. smiley

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Romance / Re: Lady Refuses To Sleep With Man Who Took Her On Expense Paid Vacation-He Did This by Platony(m): 9:31pm On Nov 24, 2021
Some girls too mumu.
What was on her mind when she agreed to follow him on a vacation abroad.

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Pets / Re: Help My Dog Is Going Blind by Platony(m): 8:16am On Nov 15, 2021
Na wa.
People wey never even see 10k take chop or feed their families na em u dey ask help from for dog of 450k.
Ok oo.
Carry am go Ministry of Health or better still, fly am abroad.
I believe u can afford it.
undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Obi Cubana Posts On Instagram As Overnight EFCC Stay Confirms ‘Serious Case’ by Platony(m): 9:52pm On Nov 02, 2021
All I can say is that;
Keep your Flamboyant lifestyle, Family & Relationship off Social Media.
Y'all know the outcome.
Stop flaunting achievements (legit or not) unnecessarily on SM.
e.g. Hushpuppi

Ever since he (Obi Cubana) came to limelight after his show of wealth Mom's burial,
He became the topic of the nation.
Meanwhile, Baba has been underground all these years doing marvelously well without stress.
Even myself don't know him cos i use to think it was Cubana Chiefpriest that is still Obi Cubana.
Anyways, dis is Naija...bad belle pple full left, right, centre.
I wish he comes out of this pretty soon. undecided

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Politics / Re: Happy Independence Day Nigerians! by Platony(m): 3:54pm On Oct 01, 2021
xoxocandy:
Your moniker is saying otherwise
grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh In Thanksgiving Mood After Break-Up With Prince Kpokpogri (Pix) by Platony(m): 5:29pm On Sep 05, 2021
TONTO na 100% feminist & it's choking her.

Anyhow woman dey wealthy or influential reach, she must submit to her husband.
Tonto dey find man wey go be her boy boy.
Oponu!!
Celebrities / Re: Uzoma Ohiri: Nedu Wazobia's Ex Wife Accepts Having A Child With Another Man by Platony(m): 5:25pm On Sep 05, 2021
Useless wife.
Men dey suffer for some women hand o.
Knacking another man wasn't just enough, so tey carry belle come give the man.
Na God go judge all of dem.

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Science/Technology / Re: World’s Worst Ever Zoo Attacks As Bears, Tigers& Gorillas Attack People(Pix) by Platony(m): 10:40pm On Aug 19, 2021
donbachi:
Mumu people.make dem go learn from naija zookeepers.
Starve the animals and they wont have strenght.dem ho dey so weak,dem no go even get strenght to open their mouth.talkless of jumping or running.
grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Strange: Bride Refuses To Kiss Her Husband During Traditional Wedding by Platony(m): 5:19pm On Aug 06, 2021
Chronic mouth odour
Phones / Re: Iphone For Sale by Platony(m): 9:25am On Jul 16, 2021
IPhone 7 plus 64gb how much
Celebrities / Re: Sonia Ogiri Buys A Range Rover, Her Third New Car In 7 Months (Pix) by Platony(m): 11:47pm On Jul 05, 2021
She looks like a stripper cool cool

Before u start bashing me, That's a good business in d US. cool cool

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Phones / Re: Zero X: Infinix Launches Concept Device 2021, Charges 0 - 100% In 11 Minutes by Platony(m): 12:15am On Jun 29, 2021
Samsung all day
Crime / Re: Boy Tied To A Metal Cross Begs For Mercy (Disturbing Photos) by Platony(m): 8:27pm On Jun 18, 2021
He'll be fine.....
Anyways, train ur kids well so they don't end up with such Bosses.

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Education / Re: UNN Best Graduating Students To Share N1.5k, N1k Cash Prizes - Pictures by Platony(m): 2:01pm On Jun 16, 2021
cry cry

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Politics / Re: Twitter: We Are Working To Restore Access To Nigerians (Pix) by Platony(m): 4:10pm On Jun 05, 2021
loba18:
As if they care, same country they couldn't site their office.
If na u get Twitter,...with the way the country is right now, would u site ur Office here?

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Sports / Re: UCL Final: Nigerian Man Cries Bitterly As He Loses His ₦4.5M House To A Bet by Platony(m): 12:10am On Jun 01, 2021
Why is he crying??
If he had won, would he be crying? angry angry
Business / Re: I Just Opened My Piggy Bank ! by Platony(m): 12:06am On Jun 01, 2021
People wey dey save dey try o.

It takes thorough discipline to save like this.

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Family / Re: Cutting The Connection Between My Wife And Her Male Besty by Platony(m): 11:50pm On May 25, 2021
Una dey try oo.
Which kind yeye bestie be that?
Not in my house,...Women wey sabi dey emotional, d day una go quarrel one kind quarrel be say; she go go the guy house go stay.
Men with their bad life, I believe they're discussing in secret, him go begin express d love wey him no talk since when she neva marry.
Na steady whinning him go dey whine her now wey she don marry grin grin

My brother, be a MAN,...cut dat shit off.
If she do anyhow, let her go back to her parents house!!
Marriage no be by force! Na u marry her, not the other way round. angry

Na long life we all dey pray for,...any bad energy should stay far away from us biko.

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Politics / Re: Obiano: I Am The Only Nigerian Governor Who Does Not Receive Monthly Salary by Platony(m): 8:57pm On May 24, 2021
Clap for yasef.... angry angry
Health / Re: Man Slumps And Dies While Jogging In Aba (Disturbing Photos) by Platony(m): 10:01pm On May 19, 2021
That's how Prince slumped and died while jogging at Alamiesigha rd in Yenagoa.

That's how my neighbourhood dad died at his door step when he got back from jogging.

cry cry cry cry cry
Celebrities / Re: Imade Adeleke Signs An Endorsement With Eva Baby Soap (Photos) by Platony(m): 3:28am On May 14, 2021
Staphylococcus:
I use to believe Davido had sense when he named this girl "Imade". Very classy and unique name.

But when he named his boy "Ifeanyi" thats when I confirmed that dude got egg-roll in his skull. How can you name your first boy like a deity worshipped with palm-oil in Ebonyi state. Name that they haveused and over-used in Ladipo and Alaba market.

You cannot even package the name. Ify or Ifean

It would have even been better if he named the boy Play-Station or Xbox

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