UchihaMadara:


Can I be your friend? I never chop since morning, my stomach just dey growl sotey I think say our neighbor dey keep Lion for backyard.

Have sent you a P.M, thanks.

Lol.. You must have taken something now right?? So forgerrritt

tosyne2much:


Pm me right now or adonbilivit

But my mail is not working now

dechandel:
But my mail is not working now

computerboy:


Man of god inserting sim card??
Amu disappointed

chimerase2:
Tosin no 3 vex me eh
One side chick told me she was a virgin and she hate sex die dat she has not even hugged a guy before
while she was not
I was shocked de day I inserted ma sim card on the phone slut
I was like yeeeeh
I leta asked her why she lied and she said she was sorry it was a mistake

tosyne2much:
when did you become marieolae ?

Lol
I am serious
And besides i wrote if need be

dechandel:
Lol
I am serious
And besides i wrote if need be

tosyne2much:


A man of God bleeping ? Wtf !!!

This is a clear indication that the end of the world is near

chimerase2:
lol so u mean men of God dnt hv sex?

tosyne2much:
b4 marriage ? ** smh**

chimerase2:
do u knw I hv a son

tosyne2much:
very possible

But na lie sha

dechandel:
Lol.. You must have taken something now right?? So forgerrritt

Richiy:
Yes. Girls can be that way. Truthfully. But in some cases you wouldn't blame them.

What most actually aim to achieve is to differenciate themselves from just being ordinary not knowing that it is sometimes overdone.

tosyne2much:
This write-up is not based on mere assumption but my findings and encounter with ladies

It takes the grace of God if you aint guilty of at least one of the listed points

Lemme Keep The Ball Rolling

10 Mentality Of An Average Lady

1. A guy must be the one to start up a chat and he must be the one throwing the questions else he is not ready to chat

2. The society frawns against a lady making her intentions known to a guy, therefore, a guy has to keep pestering you b4 you finally agree in order to show to him that you aint cheap or desperate

3. A lady has to hide her virginity status or pretend to hate sekks in order to portray a descent or an attractive image


4. Sending Pm to a dude will make you lose your self esteem or pride as a lady

5. The mentality of an average lady is that, a guy should settle the bills. When the bill arrives at the table, you pretend it doesn’t exist cos you believe it's less of your worry cos a guy should always settle the bills by default

6. You are doing a guy a great favour by allowing sekks. Some will go as far as stripping unclad raining curses on a dude the moment he fuckks up because they consider it as a favour

7. A guy who loves you will go extra mile. Most ladies are brainwashed by this assertion. That is, a lady believes she can treat a guy the way she wants and expects the guy should be able to withstand any poo at the expense of true love
, not knowing you can pursue a man God has destined 4u out of ignorance and selfish motive

8. Any guy who tries to strike up a convo or pay your transport fare will later ask for your phone number 'cos he wants to woo you


9. You have to give unending busy excuses in order to portray an image of rear commodity

10. majority of our ladies believe our world revolve around sekks and that 90% of guys will never resist sekks. This sounds really funny but it is the real fact. I have spoken to so many ladies and I have come into conclusion that majority of our ladies believe that 90% of guys lack self control and will never resist sekks at any slight given opportunity

** Feel Free To Add Yours **

Evina:
I like this title. It is so refreshing to see a thread about females that doesn't have something about "Nigerian girls" as a title.

Evina:
I like this title. It is so refreshing to see a thread about females that doesn't have something about "Nigerian girls" as a title.

dechandel:
Not all ladies have this mentality

I strike up convos whenever i am online

I can pm a guy if need be

I buy lunch for male friends at school

A guy who loves you can go extra miles for you. Yes. But becareful. There are so many fishes in river Naija.
If you like do Shakara forget that one

Nigerian guys have a problem with a lady making her intention known
Also the fear of rejection

I call my male friends. And we talk for minutessss.. Yea. Naija girls make calls too

UjSizzle:

True that. But I'm almost certain he implied it though.

damselabi:
Una no dey tireeee...Girls dis, girls dat wot sef.We r nt gud, yet u ppl can't stop talking abt us.U ppl shud rest on our case o.

joseph1832:
Mr Tosyne2much your observations are not generally accepted by nigerians and it aint a standard fact, hitherto, you're on point!. Lol.

tobechi20:



what prevents a girl ffrom paying a stranger guys tfare

Welrez:
Believing they have been betrayed or cheated when a guy leaves them after 'knowing' them.

owolawitola:
I'm going to disagree with you though. I dont think like that. Except number 8. Well duh! Its so obvious. When they follow u around on the street, pay for ur tfare and ask for ur number, what else is it for if not to woo you?

Darkchocolate:


I sense sarcasm but the title on the FP does have 'Nigerian a Lady' in it...